Lazy God Possession

的 The eleven long holiday of each year is one of the most important holidays for Chinese people. Fastest update

Because there are few domestic holidays, there are only two long vacations, one of which is the Spring Festival, and I definitely want to go home for the New Year.

So the National Day holiday is basically the only choice for many people.

Although lazy gods have never been absent, and they still have a boss who is crying all day and giving them vacations, but even if they have more holidays, the leave system is more relaxed, so people in the family want to go to work, school Family travel is also difficult to make.

Many people have already planned for this year's 11th holiday. For example, take the elderly and children to go to Lazy God Paradise first, and then go around the world. There are also news that Lazy God Island and Silence are open this year. Visit, all employees can take their family to Lazy God Island and board the Silence to visit!

最 The most legendary place in the world, the most legendary ship, who doesn't want to see?

Think of those who participated in the epic journey, hundreds of millions before buying a ferry ticket!

If you submit an application, you can go in and tour around!

The lazy and lazy gods even plan to open space tours! As long as you apply in advance, everyone can go on a space trip!

I thought of taking a selfie before the contour of the earth, and then posting it in the circle of friends ...

What sunny beach barefoot photos, low burst!

What a wonderful holiday this will be!

But when the shout of "apology or war" came out, the employees of the lazy department immediately forgot their dream vacation planned.

Go to war!

Fight his mother!

老 Lao Mei can insult her colleagues in this way today, and insult herself in this way tomorrow.

Are you the biggest country in the world?

Are you afraid of you?

Human beings are in awe of miracles. A company that always creates miracles can use high pride to twist everyone into a rope with little human effort to maintain. In the face of this high pride, money and even life, Have become less important.

Lose or win, you have to do it! This is the dignity of lazy gods!

And, may we lose?

Lazy gods are invincible!

Hurry up, go to war! Can't wait to go to war!

I, especially the hardworking party, almost developed into a carnival.

In the Lazy God's House app, the screams of war started higher and higher, and everyone shouted: "Is it too late to participate in the war? Do you want to organize a seven-day group to go to Lazy God Security for military training?"

Suddenly, a response sounded, and one after another asked Lazy God Security to conduct military training.

Seeing this lively scene, Nanming was helpless.

The United States hasn't jumped yet, and your hard-working party wants to make a difference!

Where is this lazy party? Do you still have me, the lazy leader of the party, Lord Nanming Devil?

"Our lazy gods are reasonable people. After giving them seven days, we must let them think about it and realize their mistakes deeply. Seven-day National Day holiday, as usual. Holidays, except for the" rail elevator "engineering staff, must Except for the duty staff and service staff, everyone else is going to enjoy the holiday obediently, and no one is allowed to participate in military training without permission! Lazy party backbones, exert their positive initiative and eliminate the party! "

The diligent parties are still dying: "We can use these seven days to make them reflect more deeply!"

But the lazy parties who were blessed by the big devil buff were dragged away from their respective positions.

Only those who participated in the "Elevator Elevator" program are still clapping their hands, saying, "Diligent parties on vacation, please feel relieved. I will take your gun and let the United States reflect on it!" "

Of course, the United States will not reflect on its mistakes so easily, although they even anger Internet users on the Internet, and many Americans, they believe that the United States, which demonstrated in this way of shame, is no longer their favorite Which country, but the White House has not converged in the slightest, and even issued an order requiring the major customs to conduct strict inspections. As long as it encounters lazy employees, it must be detained and not allowed to enter or leave.

At the same time, many countries in Europe and the United States have even revoked the entry permit for the Silencer. As long as the Silencer appears in their airspace, it is considered an invasion and an attack.

The situation is changing, and it has been dazzling with the various benefits brought by the Silent. Earlier than many countries on the mainland that opened the airspace to the Silent, at this time, due to greater interests, the airspace opened to the Silent was closed again.

Internationally, there has never been warmth, only interests.

At the center of the whirlpool, Congolese surroundings have been completely blocked.

Congo, Central Africa, South Sudan, Ethiopia, Kenya, Tanzania, Zambia, and Angola all forced their countries to engage in intimidation and announced the closure of airspace over the Silence. The US fleet Chen Bing at sea, the aircraft patrolled day and night, like a copper wall.

Although the Congolese still has a very narrow coastline, although the Silencer can completely fly in from space, if the Silencer has been forced to fly into the Congolese from the narrow entrance less than 40 kilometers, or simply into outer space, avoid 100 kilometers of airspace Carmen line, this is not an insult to lazy gods? Isn't it a sign of weakness?

And if Silence dares to despise the bans of all countries and fly directly into Congo, they are actually very clear. But this is a serious trample on the international order, and it will arouse public anger worldwide.

I can even say that as long as the lazy gods dare to use the Silence to pick up people, they have already lost.

Lazy Gods, as Nanming ’s car, is no less important than the US Air Force One.

Think about it from another perspective. We have detained your people and forced you to the American president to come forward to pick them up. If you do not come, we will not let them go. You come here obediently. Already.

This is even greater shame.

I pushed the lazy **** into such a corner, and a small group of people were already smiling proudly.

They will let the lazy gods understand that in this world, technology is not everything, even force is not everything.

世界 This world operates according to the rules we have formulated, and unless you betray the entire human race, you have nowhere to run.

This is the power of the world's largest power.

Uh ...

Lazy God Yafei was in the camp in eastern Congo, Qin Yafei summoned everyone to the open space of the camp and announced: "Everyone knows the current situation, but Mr. Nan said, please don't worry, everyone can go home this afternoon Now. "

怎么 "How to go back?" Someone suddenly asked, "Should Mr. Nan not open a quiet number to pick us up!"

"We would rather not go home than let President Nan open a quiet number to pick us up!"

"Rest assured, not the silence ..." Qin Yafei looked up and smiled: "Come here!" Rw