Lazy God Possession

In fact, there is gravity in outer space.

The "Lazy God Ladder" on the first floor, 200 kilometers away from the ground, has only a little less gravity than the ground. When you walk up, it feels like a little bit of fat, and you can't feel it if you don't pay attention to it.

An aircraft flying in low-earth orbit relies on centrifugal force brought about by a high-speed movement around the earth for about an hour and a half to offset the gravity of the earth.

However, the second floor of the "Lazy God Ladder" is synchronized with the ground, and the offsetting gravity is very small. If there is no hanging rope that leads directly to the sky, I am afraid that it would have fallen down with a big head, and a live-action version of "Ground Gravity.

But because of this, here is the most comfortable layer for human beings. Eating is undoubtedly a good mood to eat more! The food court is laid out on this floor.

Go out of the elevator, turn straight and turn left, and follow the fragrance to see the space brother's barbecue booth.

There were no guests on the barbecue booth. Space Brother wore a white chef outfit and stood there with a few service staff. When he saw the first guests coming over, he immediately heard warm applause.

"Welcome welcome! Welcome Lazy God Yafei's guests!" Space Brother gave them a thumbs up: "You are all heroes! Today, Space Brother will give you a 30% discount. Ladies and girls, serve our heroes. ! "

The group of people who just came up was immediately stunned, a little embarrassed, a little happy, a little proud, a little moved, and a bit of tears.

hero? They are not heroes. They eat and dress well in Congo and do nothing, but they still get this treatment?

The applause sounded louder than expected.

On the second floor of the food hall, the space brother's barbecue stall is the largest and most prominent, and the location is the best, but in addition, there are a variety of restaurants and stalls, Chinese food, western food roadside stalls, pancake fruit hot dog sweet Circle, as long as you think of eating fast food, it seems to have. At this time, the restaurant staff, chef, etc. all stood at the door, applauding to everyone, and some people gave them a thumbs up.

"If you want to eat anything, you can order it all over the room. You can take Chinese and Western food to the space brother for unlimited seating." The space brother waved his hands and began to perform his own skewers.

A fat chef with a swollen belly next to him yelled to grab business: "Hot pot with grilled skewers, the more enjoyable it is! Come and come! Our secret hot pot is always well-known to Nan, and now you can eat a membership card , 30% off today, 10% off in the future! "

"You guys, you are almost full there, let's take the skewers here and eat!"

"How many skewers do you need to fill up the steak! Charcoal grilled steak, Nan's favorite! Come here, sir!" Another blond white man sang with a bit of tongue in Mandarin.

"It's not expensive, don't eat it in vain! The traditional dessert ice powder green group donkey rolls, there is always one you have never eaten!"

Here, it is probably the highest restaurant in the world. At a height of 200 kilometers, the entire earth seems to be in the eye. This place should be a place where men and women in dress and costumes dance or whisper softly. But when one after another screams of applause rang out, the atmosphere suddenly warmed to the night market stalls comparable to the night shirtless.

But the most lively is still the barbecue stalls of the space brother, the north and south of the river, the upper and lower reaches of the Yellow River, the winter and the hot summer, you can see the barbecue stalls.

What's more exaggerated is that the price of grilled skewers is very common, and it is almost the same as on the ground. At such a high place, eating skewers at such a low price, everyone is a little embarrassed.

Someone asked, "Brother, do you still sell such a low price here to earn rent and freight?"

Space Brother suddenly felt proud: "We are specially invited by the gold medal merchants. Ten years of rent is free, and the lazy **** directly supplies all kinds of ingredients, which is lower than the previous cost."

"What about ten years later?" Everyone asked.

"After ten years? Ten years later, I expect to change my name to Brother Mars." Brother Space smiled, he smiled.

Everyone wondered, and a little man and his younger brothers danced wildly and insignificantly in their minds before they reacted. The meaning of Space Brother is that maybe he will sell skewers on Mars at that time. !!

Yes, at the speed of the development of lazy gods, it is estimated that in ten years, Space Brother will be renamed Mars!

"But you don't have a lot of customers here." Another person asked, the entire lobby is currently only a set of guests, which is not enough money Mars pays the waiter.

Think of it this way, everyone decided to leave a little tip after dinner. The lazy gods are all high-income people, not bad money.

"In fact, there are still many. Although it is only open to employees and families of lazy gods, our employees and family of lazy gods together are also a big market for millions of people. Not to mention that we will be here in the future. To be open to the whole world, wait until you are open to the outside world ... "Brother Mars flipped the price list hanging on the wall and released the price list with bright eyes on the back.

"Secret space lamb skewers 998 yuan / skewer, secret space chicken wings 598 yuan / skewer, secret grilled ribs 698 yuan / skewer ..."

"Black! Really black!" Everyone stared, and then gave thumbs up.

Space Brother is not ashamed but proud, he smiled and said, "This is already cheap. I heard Hao Cong said that if it is really open to the public here in the future, only billionaires will definitely be able to afford it. Place, they do n’t want to kill them more, they are not willing to do it themselves, right? What is a forced cell? This is called a cell! How can there be a cell when it is cheap? "

"Yes, in order to compel, respect Brother Space!" Someone raised the beer in his hand.

"Respecting President Nan, respecting the lazy gods!" Space Brother said, "Without President Nan and the lazy gods, I would not have been so rich!"

"Yeah, respecting General Nan, respecting the lazy gods!" The atmosphere suddenly warmed up.

However, some curious babies still have questions: "In the future, if it is open to the outside world? If it is open to the outside world, should they first come to our camp and then take the elevator up, this can be a toss ..."

The hinterland of Africa is not a fun place. Although the original scenery is beautiful and shocking, it has stayed for a long time ... the birds have faded out of its mouth.

"A few of you, haven't you taken the subway yet?" Brother Space laughed. "Let's just be a station here. Take the elevator from other places and you can take the subway."

"Shenma? Station ... subway?" Everyone stared and heard that they just took the subway, but ... is this special in the universe? Why is there a subway?

"Let's ... how many space elevators have been built?" The man with a flexible head finally figured out what.

"If you have an elevator, you have two, or four." Brother Space laughed.

"Skylader No. 1 is directly above Indonesia, and three halves are suspended to connect Indonesia, Dongbin City, and the South Indian Ocean," Space Brother said.

As soon as this sentence came out, everyone was shocked. In theory, the space elevator can only be built on the equator, because only the equator can let the cable hang down vertically.

Building a space elevator into the northern and southern hemispheres has more than doubled the technical difficulty!

This can't be called a space elevator, it should be called a space elevator! No, call the space escalator!

However, if you think about it, you probably understand the reason for this construction. The center of gravity of the space elevator must be directly above the equator. The headquarters of the lazy **** system is in Dongbin, and you must build one in Dongbin. Then you must do the same in the South Indian Ocean. Build another one at longitude and latitude to balance the center of gravity.

But ... one space elevator, three lanyards? This is so sci-fi. Okay!

"I heard Hao Cong said that as long as the center of gravity can be ensured, the design limit of each space elevator is one main cable and twelve auxiliary cables. Where it is built in the future, it depends on the mood."

It is estimated that many countries are crying and trying to build with them.

In the future, I am afraid that it will no longer be divided by states and oceans, but will be divided into zones 1 and 2 by the ladder number where it is located ...

Compared with the earth-crawling machine that runs across the equator, the space elevator of the lazy gods is obviously easier to be seized by the world, but where it is built, I am afraid that the lazy gods really completely decide.

I just don't know if these countries will regret the refusal of the Silent to enter today.

"Ladder 2 is where we are. Above Congo, there is currently only one main cable connecting our camp."

"I suddenly felt ... our earth slinger was out of date before it was built ..." Someone suddenly fell down.

"It's still different." Brother Space laughed. "Hao Cong said that the space elevator is like a car, and the earth throwing machine is like a big truck. No matter how good a car is, no big truck will pull much. Real The great development of space still requires a heavy device such as a rock thrower. "

The crowd nodded and cheered up again.

The Trinity of the Star Bridge, the Space Elevator, and the Earth Thrower, the era of the great development of human spacefight, I am afraid that it is coming soon!

"The third ladder is even more powerful! It is currently directly above the Pacific Ocean, and its tail end is connected to several giant ships."

Everyone's eyes widened when I heard this from Space Brother!

The top end is on a geosynchronous satellite, and the bottom end is on a giant ship. That is to say ... This ladder connecting heaven and earth ~ www.readwn.com ~ is actually movable? Wherever love goes?

"Now these two ships are in the Pacific Ocean and the South Pacific Ocean near the Americas. I think that this is the intention of the general manager to throw the other end to ..."

"Western United States!" Everyone cried before Space Brother could say it. Everyone is a person with a high IQ. As long as you think about it, you know what the lazy gods want to do!

Lazy gods, build a space elevator into Yankee's backyard!

Think about waiting for this lanyard to be completed. People in the lazy department will fall in love with the mainland, fall in love, come to come, love to go, Yankee must not be angry!

Too arrogant!

"Will fight!"

"Fight his mother! Who's afraid of who!"

"They will definitely carry explosive bags and blow up the cord ..."

"The Yankees don't use dynamite packs, they must shoot missiles."

"Missiles are useful for lazy gods?"

"The dynamite kit is useless!"

"To lead or not to lead the war, that is what President Nan considered. I think that since President Nan dares to do so, he will be able to ensure the safety of the rigging." Space Brother continued: "Each rigging is at a height of 200 kilometers. They all have a similar square. Our subway is a "Ground and Moon Train" spacecraft at a height of 200 kilometers. It runs every ten minutes and returns to Dongbin Station from us in less than half an hour. Take the elevator down. I ’m home. The schedule is short and the voyage is short, so it ’s called the subway. ”

"By the way, Dongbin Station is our main store. Today I am here to meet you. Would you like to set up a membership card? The shop is universal and enjoys a 10% discount. It is out of date!"

After listening to Space Brother's explanation, everyone finally understood what a subway is.

At a height of 200 kilometers, commute back and forth to connect all the "ladders" into a whole sky subway?

Really is……

It's awesome.