Lazy God Possession

The lazy gods promotional film "how · we · do" was quietly launched a few days later.

Over the past few days, in the university world, there have been several bad news.

Graduation season is the last wave of publicity before enrollment, and every school in the country spares no effort to publicize it.

After "Star Fantasy", several schools have successively announced their own promotional videos. If the promotional videos also have battlefields, then it must be a big dogfight, and you can sing me.

In particular, a certain university in Shanghai issued a promotional video promoting excellent alumni to test flying domestically produced large aircraft. As soon as this video appeared, it immediately lost the limelight of "Star Fantasy".

But this world always reverses quickly. Within a short period of half an hour, sharp-eyed netizens found that this promotional video, whether creative, shooting, or editing, almost completely copied the University of Tokyo, Japan. Promo video.

Although the university strongly denied it, under the stark contrast, it was verbally criticized for a while.

Many people in China have extremely complicated feelings about Japan. Now blind hatred is no longer advocated, but most of the Chinese people are still struggling to prevent Japanese people from seeing jokes. On the other hand, they are right The practice of domestic universities hates it. If a group that is supposed to be the most dynamic and creative is plagiarizing, what hope can our country have?

Shouldn't the campus be an ivory tower? Should be pure and immaculate, without the slightest haze? Why is there such a stupid plagiarism? How dare you let us send our students to you?

"It must be these bureaucrats. They think that the majority of netizens are stupid!" This idea made everyone's rebellious psychology burst into a flash, and it was completely original in an instant. Although there were various logics and world views that were brutal, they forced the audience A bowl of feces mixed with chicken soup was also promoted, which proves that there are still college videos in China that can be seen.

Even if it is mixed with shit, even if you hold your nose, you can't say that this promotional video is not good.

At this time, the Chinese were poor.

Just like before, they will pin their hopes on domestic research institutions, universities, and management institutions, but they will be faced with cruel reality.

Although in this country, a number of private companies and high-tech enterprises have stood up and even achieved world-renowned destinations and achievements.

However, some people who stood still and looked at themselves high in the power lofts and ivory towers repeatedly made stupid mistakes.

The people who put their hopes on them blushed again and again and had to seize any straw, even if the straw was stale and dried up, it was the only hope.

This feeling of being beaten is not strong, but it is like the smell around the nose, which is always lingering.

And at this moment, the lazy gods promo film "how · we · do" was launched.

At the beginning of the video, the picture gradually lights up. A young man in a simple t-shirt with a big grin appears in front of the camera.

The picture is slightly inclined. He stretches out his hand as if he is adjusting the camera. He straightens the picture and whispers: "Little sheep, load synchronized subtitles."

On the screen, a cartoon little sheep appeared and flashed, and then the Chinese and English subtitles were changed at the bottom of the screen.

The young man tried a few words, and the subtitles appeared almost zero-latency below. The young man nodded with satisfaction, posing a few toothy smiles at the camera, holding his cheeks handsome, firing and blowing the muzzle, then widened his eyes. He asked, "I'm really photogenic ... what? You said you're filming? I'll take it off, take it off!"

Many people who looked at the screen couldn't help laughing, and the selfie-style screen was not high-minded or preaching. It looked very close to the people.

However, the color tone of the picture is warm and bright, and the light is soft and just right. People who know it a little know that this is absolutely impossible to take a selfie. Just this kind of shooting technology can already drop a lot of crude movies in China.

The picture went black, Sasa's picture flickered, and then the t-shirt youth appeared again. He smiled at the camera and said, "Students, my sisters and sisters, I am your senior Prince Yang ... I am at the Energy and Power Engineering of Qingyang University I'm graduating from my senior year, and I'm about to graduate. This is a promotional video for my alma mater, Qingyang University. This promotional video is called "how · we · do", how do we do it. "

"I am now in the laboratory of Qingyang University, School of Energy and Power Engineering, and we are preparing to complete a project." Wang Ziyang stood up, his followers in the picture, always keeping his figure stable on one side of the picture, As I walked through the window, I saw a shadow floating in the air, which seemed to be a drone.

"Actually, I am an ambitious person. After entering Qingyang University, I had a muddled life for a while." Prince Yang walked in the long corridor. At this time, the picture has a strange sense of continuity. As Prince Yang's Moving forward, the corridor didn't seem to move, it seemed to extend indefinitely, repeat indefinitely, and never reach the end.

Perhaps it was because of the corridor. At this time, Prince Yang's voice also had some slight echoes. It seemed quiet and empty, and had a strange feeling of time and space disorder.

"Maybe everyone's youth has been confused for a while. Until one day, I suddenly felt that at the last university, I had to do at least something so that my university would not be wasted. Yes, it ’s more plausible. Word, yes, in addition to eating, sleeping and playing games every day, I suddenly have a dream, I want to build a drone. "

At this time, Prince Yang walked to the door of a room, and the camera turned to see that in the first room, there was a man with slightly gray hair, wearing blue overalls, squatting on the floor and playing with one. Model, that is a model of a ship, almost everyone recognized the ship in an instant.

Silence.

The faint sound of music sounds like a stream flowing in the background, soothing and not overwhelming.

"My teacher told me to do it if you have dreams, just wait, dreams will never come true." Wang Ziyang looked at the man who focused on the model in front of him and looked like a man with more workers than professors, and smiled. .

"At that moment, I really felt a sense of belonging to this school. I belong here because I care about me here and are willing to carry me, my teacher."

Prince Yang turned around, the picture seemed to be fixed behind him, or it was more like a third-person rpg game, and Prince Yang is not only the storyteller, but also the role of this game.

"And ... a group of second-goods partners." When walking to the door of the second opened room, Prince Yang looked into the door again. Inside the group, a second-goods were yelling and holding a notebook to open a black game. , There are all kinds of instant food, various garbage bags ...

Wang Ziyang's eyes focused on the drone model placed on the table.

In a cluttered room, only the drone's vicinity is spotlessly clean, and it can be seen at a glance. Everyone must cherish and care for this drone, and can't bear to let it contaminate the dust.

Its case is bare, and various cables connect to a computer next to it.

"This is our team, thin, three bachelors, and a costumed beast. We use parts bought from the Internet, assemble it ourselves, and then look for code from the network, integrate, optimize, and constantly adjust ourselves ... the biggest goal at the time, It is to participate in Qingyang's science and technology exhibition and get the first place, because this can get tens of thousands of yuan of startup funds, we can commercialize our drone ... "

"You think this film is about dreams, right?" Prince Yang smiled when he turned and walked away. He turned his head and looked at the camera behind him. "But it's not because my dreams are early. It's already happening, and you know it. "

Beside Prince Yang, a set of data emerged.

On October 7, 2014, the thin team officially became popular on the Internet.

In mid-October 2014, the thin team was officially reorganized into Lazy Technology, and the first drone was sold on the same day.

In December 2014, Laoshen Technology drone sales exceeded 1 billion yuan.

January 2015 ...

Groups of data emerged, with impressive results, blinding the eyes.

But Prince Yang reached out and patted it gently, pulling all the characters that appeared next to him, rubbing them together and throwing them out.

Looking at this set of data, the laymen really watched the excitement, and the laymen watched the door.

At this moment, everyone in the anti-lazy alliance who is watching this promotional video, but no one can calm down, because they suddenly realized that his meow, lazy **** technology was established ... It is less than a year!

They have already defeated them!

how can that be!

But no matter how tangled they are, no matter how they look like they are eating shit, the promo still continues.

"It doesn't matter." Prince Yang looked at the camera with a smile. "Everyone has dreams, but only a few people realize their dreams."

"Every time you watch someone else's promotional video, it's like this."

Prince Yang pointed to the distance, his eyes were deep: "I have a dream ..."

Then he clapped his hands: "Pop, the picture turns, my dream is fulfilled, how beautiful the dream is, how the dream guides me, how high the dream ..."

"You might think this is the same with this promotional video."

"Shit!" Prince Yang suddenly made a swear word.

The color of the picture changed from warm and bright yellow to cold and slightly tough blue. Prince Yang took a deep breath and looked at the camera: "This promotional video is called how · we · do, I just want to tell You, how we do it to achieve our dreams. "

Prince Yang rubbed his cheeks and eyes. Before that spirit-looking look suddenly became a little tired, he pointed to the wall clock in the corridor: "It's two o'clock in the morning, the world has fallen asleep and everything is silent . "

"We have a ship called Silent, and everyone knows it." Prince Yang looked at the camera, his face stern and fierce, like a combative cock. He raised his head slightly, and seemed to despise and challenge, although he His face was exhausted, but his eyes were as bright as the highlights, which made people tremble.

"I want to let Silence fly within a week! Fly to Mount Kilimanjaro so that passengers can go skiing on Mount Kilimanjaro!" Prince Yang said, "This is not a dream, this is just what we have to It's done because someone questioned our ability. "

Prince Yang came to a window and pushed open the door, and he saw a sea outside the window. The Silence galloped from a distance, like a sharp blade that split the whole world.

"Silent, with a displacement of 5,820 tons. After dismantling the original power system, rebuilding and strengthening it, the current displacement is 4,900 tons."

"Want to fly a 4,900-ton warship, is it possible?" Prince Yang looked into the camera.

"Is this a dream?"

"No." Prince Yang smiled, tired but stubborn. "This is just a goal. If I learned what I learned from Qingyang University, it is the problem that cannot be solved in this world. The key is how we do it."

Prince Yang pushed open the door of another room, which was a conference room.

Both are young people and middle-aged men and women in work clothes.

As the screen flashed, their names were displayed on these people.

Chen Yongming, Dean of School of Energy and Power Engineering, Qingyang University.

Shao Qingguo, Professor, School of Energy and Power Engineering, Qingyang University.

Feng Tianyou, Technical Director of Lazy God Technology and President of Lazy God Shipyard.

Su Hongyi, President of Lazy Supercomputing, Han Dong, Vice President ...

A personal image flashed. Everyone here didn't have the radiance in front of the people as usual, with a look of exhaustion, and a cup of coffee was beside each person.

And Shao Qingguo, the teacher of the prince Yang who was just playing with the model of the Silent, said slowly: "I made the model and simulated the hull ..."

"I used supercomputing to simulate the level of lift ..." Su Hongyi said almost simultaneously.

"Current technology can't make such a heavy warship fly." The two men spoke in almost the same voice.

"The heaviest flying object ever made by humans is An-225, and the maximum take-off weight is 640 tons." Wang Ziyang explained to the screen. "It was designed to carry space shuttles, but with With the end of the arms competition, the An-225's manufacturing plan has been put on hold forever, and currently only one can fly normally. "

"And as we all know, the largest aircraft is the Airbus A380 with a maximum take-off weight of 560 tons."

"640 tons and 560 tons ~ www.readwn.com ~ This is the limit of the current human technology, and the Silent is ten times its weight ... and more importantly, it is a ship, its appearance, is It's not designed to fly at high speed in the sea. "

"Any science student will know that when a certain data index reaches its limit, it is very difficult to go further, let alone increase this number tenfold."

"But in our dictionary, there is no impossible." Prince Yang said: "To make Silence fly, there are only two directions at present."

"Increase lift and reduce self-weight."

"We need to find a way to get a few thousand tons of things to fly. We also need to find a way to minimize its weight and load as much as possible."

"Now, there are only six days and three hours left before our time limit. During this time, we must complete this impossible design and make it to bring the Silence to Kilimanjaro On top of the mountain. "

"We will be divided into two teams, one focusing on lift and the other focusing on reducing the weight of the Silent itself."

"After three days, we must complete the technical transformation, because with the manufacturing capabilities of Lazy God Technology and Lazy God Shipyard, it takes three days to complete the final manufacturing."

"Start now."