Lazy God Possession

Song Shengbo went to sea this time, and Song Shengbo basically watched the state of studying. What he saw along the way really opened his eyes.

For Silence, he had only heard of his name before, and after seeing him, he knew what the lazy God technology was.

It was also found that being a member of the Silent crew was not as good as expected, because it was too hard to catch a catfish.

Even so, the people on the Silencer were very serious about catching fish, never thinking of going to the market to buy a catfish to fill up.

After all, everyone is of military origin, and orders must be executed if they understand, and they must be executed if they do not understand.

However, some soldiers will still sneak and trick, especially Lu Xingcheng, otherwise how can they be called insidious Xiao Lu?

Commands must be executed, so why not without them?

Today's dinner is still hotpot, the top Wagyu beef is cut into thin slices, and the entrance Q is smooth and tender.

Next to it is a slice of iced catfish fillets, thin as silkworm wings and bright as crystals.

Being happy, Lu Xingcheng arrived at the door.

"You're waiting here, watch me go and kill the capitalists!" Lu Xingcheng arrogantly addressed his new mate.

Then Lu Xingcheng rushed in with a transparent water tank in his heart, and said to Nan Ming Dao who was having a delicious meal: "Look at Mr. Nan!"

"What?" Nan Ming froze.

The water tank in Lu Xingcheng's hand poked in front of Nan Ming: "Fish! It turns out that this thing can live from the bottom of the sea! The reason why it died before is that the sonar power is too high! This time, we adjusted it and caught three! Alive! Look at it! Look at it! "

As soon as Nan Ming turned his face, he faced the catfish's ugly face, and closed his eyes quickly: "Take it! Take it! Influence appetite!"

Lu Xingcheng smiled insidiously, hey, it is to affect your appetite!

The appetite that affected Nan Ming is not too much, he also desperately pushed the catfish to a few other people.

"I'm killing me by Lu!"

"Get away!"

"I'll call the security guard if I don't take it!"

"Lao Lu, you look for death!"

Only iron eggs remain unmoved.

"I think it looks pretty good." Iron Egg took the water tank, holding it with both hands, staring at the catfish.

The dark face with **** hair, full of innocent convex eyes, wide mouth like the sea, a little big nostril, how do you think there is eye-opening, how do other people think it is ugly? How cute.

A catfish swims across the water tank, and iron eggs look across the transparent water tank affectionately.

Look at the catfish in the water tank, and look at the iron egg holding the water tank, even Lu Xingcheng stayed.

No wonder I always feel a little uncomfortable when catching catfish, so it turns out ...

"I also suddenly felt that the catfish was not so ugly." Nan Ming picked up the chopsticks and went to clamp the fish fillet next to him.

not good! Looks like it's going to be a killer!

Without a plan, the insidious Xiao Lu gave birth to another plan. He quickly shook his head and said to Nan Mingdao, "General Nan, in fact, a fish like catfish is amazing."

"What a magic method?" Nan Mingxin said, is it more magical to look like his brother who has been separated for many years?

"Have you found out that the catfish we eat are actually females and not males?" Lu Xingcheng said, "Do you know why?"

Everyone shook their heads for it. After all, everyone was a scientist. They immediately discussed: "Androgyny."

"Autogenous reproduction?"

"It will never be mitotic."

"Nothing!" Lu Xingcheng said, "I don't know if you see it. Occasionally there are some granulation-like protrusions on the carp. Many people think this is a parasite, but it's not ..."

"Is it ..." Feng Tianyou made a milk claw on his chest.

Is it Mimi?

"Actually ... this is the male fish!" Lu Xingcheng ignored Feng Tianyou's insignificant movements and grabbed Feng Tianyou's shoulders.

It was as if he was holding a male fish in his hand.

"The male of the sturgeon is hundreds of times smaller than the female!" Lu Xingcheng pressed Feng Tianyou's shoulders and leaned his head out from behind him, lowering his voice, saying, "The male sturgeon's digestive tissue will disappear in adulthood , So once it hatches, it will follow the smell and look for female catfish everywhere, until it finds ... "

Lu Xingcheng suddenly pushed the back of Tianyou: "It bites the skin of the female ..."

Feng Tianyou was pushed forward and almost lay on the hot pot. Before he got angry, Lu Xingcheng grabbed his face and dragged him back, saying: "The blood vessels in the male's head will then be mixed with the female's. Blood vessels are connected, followed by ... "

Feng Tianyou's face was pulled old, just as if there were blood vessels.

He was crying with pain.

Immediately after, Lu Xingcheng patted Feng Tianyou's belly suddenly: "Then he got into the female's body, and the male's body disappeared!"

"The shoulders disappear, the stomach disappears, the internal organs disappear ..."

He said all the way, shooting all the way, suddenly patting Feng Tianyou's head: "In the end, even the head and brain disappeared!"

"The brain is gone?" Feng Tianyou forgot even his face pain and anger, and felt that his whole body was cold and seemed to disappear.

I have to say that Lu Xingcheng, a sinister guy, is really good at telling stories, and through such a clap, he let Feng Tianyou feel the same.

Which organ is most important to humans?

Everyone may have different ideas.

But to Feng Tianyou, these scientists are obviously the brain. Without the brain, is it still an independent individual?

"At this time, the male catfish has nothing left, do you know what else is left?" Lu Xingcheng, who played with Feng Tianyou as a prop, asked everyone.

In the eyes of everyone, Lu Xingcheng slanted his eyes downward, and everyone's eyes followed.

Feng Tianyou suddenly felt cold.

"Yes, there is only Tintin left, and little crickets are constantly released in the female! In the blood vessels, in the meat, release, release, release ..."

"Spit ..." Everyone was vomiting, and suddenly felt that they could no longer face the catfish.

it is good! good phenomenon! make persistent efforts!

"More importantly!" Lu Xingcheng stood upright. "A female catfish is not just a male ..."

"Sometimes, it parasites ..." Lu Xingcheng patted Feng Tianyou's shoulder, "One ..."

His devil's hand snapped on the shoulder of the next prince Yang: "Two ..."

I took another picture of Yang Ji's shoulder that turned green again: "Three ..."

I went to shoot the iron eggs that looked at the catfish deeply: "Four ..."

Finally, I took a picture of Nan Ming's shoulder: "Five ..."

Lu Xingcheng opened his hands and made a flick to circle everyone in. "So there are five or seven or eight males with little tintin left. While eating the female's flesh, they release the small maggot happily. Eat, release, eat, release ... "

"Hey ..." Feng Tianyou finally couldn't help it, "Lu brother, what about you, we are just eating a fish, how can we become a group!"

Ah! It's so dirty!

No wonder Xiao Lu is the overcast! This dirty position ~ www.readwn.com ~ It's amazing!

"So the catfish is a magical fish." Lu Xingcheng finally ended his long story: "I wish you a happy meal!"

After speaking, he turned around and left. He was in a white navy uniform, and his action was more chic than that of Chow Yun Fat's Gambler.

I come, I see, I conquer!

I will wave my sleeves and not take away a cloud.

I am the king of the world!

Little Lu triumphed, but everyone had a mood to dine.

"Okay ... congratulations, let me lose my appetite." Nanming threw his chopsticks, sighed, and greeted, "Old horse, pack the hot pot, change the soup, change the catfish ..."

Lu Xingcheng showed a scheming smile, and finally made you hate eating catfish!

Never catch a catfish again!

My people, I want to be happy today, my people, I want to ...

Then he heard Nan Ming said, "Lu brother, go and get me some flounder, presumably the flounder eats hot pot."

With a bang, Lu Xingcheng, who had just reached the door, fell to the ground.

"Captain, have you killed the capitalists?" Song Shengbo held up and asked.

"The capitalists are so fierce that they will come again next time ..." Lu Xingcheng said indignantly.

The confrontation between the working people Lu Xingcheng and the capitalist Nan Ming finally ended in a fiasco defeat for Lu Xingcheng.

But Nan Ming was also a terrible victory.

After the round of bombing by Lu Xingcheng, the atmosphere in the entire warehouse was completely absent. Everyone looked dull, imagining the filthy scene.

Just eat a fish, what are you doing, Lu ...

In a stagnation, someone suddenly moved.

"Mr. Nan, can I keep these sturgeons?" Iron Egg raised his head, holding the water tank and grinning and asking.

Nan Ming waved his hand: "Take it! Take it! Take it away!" (~ ^ ~)