League of Legends: King Returns
Chapter 1: And the goddess Sola
The game in Summoner Canyon has been played for 27 minutes, and I, who has become a horse at this moment, can't stop at all after eating a box of Xuanmai. Because my game ID is called the wind in the wind
The distress signals of teammates are constantly flashing on the screen!
"Daddy jungler! Can you come to join the group?"
"Yeah! The wave will lose when the wave goes down! Come on! One wave!"
I took a look at my 20-layer Murder Sword. And 20-1-8 record, Tyrant Alien, Kazk replied on the keyboard coolly!
"OK!"
The next team battle should be a one-sided massacre to be precise. With the word victory printed on the screen, we still won this belated victory!
"Is it true that the jungler is a gold medal power leveling level, right?"
"Hey! Jungle double row? Take me to pretend to be B and take me to fly! But stay steady and don't wave like this!"
Looking at the words typed by the teammates at the end of the game, a smug smile appeared on the corner of my mouth, and I replied skillfully on the keyboard!
"You don't understand! That is not called waves, and that is called danger is by your side, and the heartbeat is playing! Understand? And the great gods often leave lonely! Bye!"
Congratulations, you have successfully promoted to become the strongest king! When I saw these four words, I didn’t show much excitement, because I was the strongest king for a long time. I hesitated that the computer at home was broken for a week. I didn’t know that 2B helped me squeeze it down, so today I can’t help it. Only then deliberately went to the Internet cafe to return to the road of kings!
"I said, Fatty, can you help you get rid of your 7-yuan-a-pack of Hongtashan smoke, you TM smoked it so that I couldn't open my eyes."
Fatty is my good buddy and came to the Internet with me today, but he is now playing QQ Speed, and he is swaying from side to side when he drives a speed car. I really think he is driving an F1 car!
"Wait a minute! After a few puffs, this cigarette is so powerful, I like it!"
The fat man said unhurriedly!
"You like it! But you are only satisfied if you want to smoke me to death? Alas! Come and smoke me!"
Speaking, I touched a bag of Yuxi and came out. Although I know that Fatty is a chimney, I still bear it in order to have a good environment for me.
"Yo! The local tyrant! You still smoke Yuxi! Come on! I'll go to the toilet with bloated urine."
Saying that the fat guy clicked on one of my Yuxi, humming a little song and went to the toilet. Because the strongest king who just got on the top might be squeezed down at any time, I decided to line up!
It's really not easy to line up in this game of champions, especially in the evening when you match the team, you can watch a movie.
Why don't you think this fat guy hasn't come back? He's not in the toilet, right?
"Luozi, come! There is a good show over there, and someone is in sola!"
The fat man coming out of the toilet said to me excitedly!
"What? What's so good about Sola! I might as well pay more attention to those elementary school students Sola"
I was white and the fat man said disdainfully!
"It's not a primary school student, it's our school's super brother Ma Kai and a super beauty Sola. If anyone wins a woman, they can be her boyfriend!"
"Nima! Contest for martial arts? So awesome!"
I usually like to join in the fun. Hearing what the fat guy said, I quit the game decisively, but fortunately, I didn’t get in line.
"Hey! Fatty! Wait for me!"
This place for martial arts competitions has already been surrounded by some people who are good to join in the fun. The fat man and I finally squeezed in. Sure enough, I saw where Ma Kai fought and looked like awkwardly, Ma Kai, I know everyone. The super brother of the school often bullies some classmates with the help of the money at home, but unfortunately he doesn't know me!
And on the other side of the computer stood a big beautiful woman who looked about 17.18 years old, with a high ponytail, exquisite facial features, and a standard face with melon seeds. It felt like a Barbie doll, wearing one on her upper body. A slim white T-shirt, and a pair of blue denim shorts on the lower body, showing his straight and slender legs without any flaws, and a pair of pink sandals and slippers on his feet looks a bit playful and cute.
It seems that the fat man didn't lie to me! It's really a goddess! But if this kind of goddess is really taken down by Ma Kai, isn't it a pity?
Since I still didn't understand the overall situation of this matter, I asked about watching a lively Sao Nian with eyes on the side.
"Which! What happened to classmate?"
Sao Nian with eyes, sees that I am also a host who likes to join in the fun, and he pushed his glasses and said!
"Actually, which woman doesn’t know which man at all, and who came to surf the Internet and saw this woman accidentally, so he harassed them, asked them for their phone number and QQ if they wanted to be their boyfriend, but the woman simply ignored it. Which man, but the man still has a dead skin, begging this woman to give him a chance to pursue it, and which woman is upset, tell which man you can beat me by LOL, and I promise you, That’s how it is."
After listening to the glasses in the year of Sao Nian, which explanation, I still understand the cause of the whole thing, and can't help but curse inwardly.
"brute"
"The rules of the game are good! We adopt the Sola system. As long as whoever gets a head or a tower first wins, is there a problem?"
The sweet voice of the beauty goddess asked Ma Kai
"No problem! But if you lose in a while, don't blame me for bullying you!"
Ma Kai said coaxingly!
"Okay! I, Han Siqi, talked and counted. I lost and became your girlfriend, but also remember that you promised me to lose and crawl out of the Internet cafe!"
"Haha! A joke! Do you think Ma Kai is the kind of person who speaks nothing? Didn't you see that there are so many witnesses around! Just stop crying for a while!"
"That's fine! The game begins!"
The computers on both sides are opposite to the Internet cafes, so no one can steal their screens. At this moment, there is a lewd smile on Ma Kai’s face. He has already thought about the scene of returning home with a beautiful woman. How good can a golden 1 player and a **** the opposite side be?
At this moment, the surrounding audience hoped that Ma Kai could lose, so that at least he still had a chance to play, but thinking that if he lost, how many people would dare to climb out of the Internet cafe! However, if the gun is out of reach, let this kid try the strength of this goddess first, which is probably what most people think.
As an audience member, I glanced at the beautiful goddess sitting across from me. I couldn't see that she was a little nervous. I only saw her pouting and scratching her legs. I couldn't help wondering if there are mosquitoes in the Internet cafes?
On the other side, Ma Kai looked very excited, and saw him gearing up at the moment, ready to do a big fight, because his future sexual well-being is all in this game.
At the beginning of the game, the beauty goddess chose the fire girl Anne, and Ma Kai chose the elementary school hero Galen. Maybe he thinks that this hero will have a great chance of winning. When he presses the Tab button, he wants to see what ranks he is facing. At that time, I was scared to pee in an instant, that girl was completely masonry with a 90% win rate!
what! 90% heard what Ma Kai said, everyone was shocked, Mason III can still maintain a 90% winning rate, what kind of concept is this? This data makes the Sao Nian who were just ready to participate in the competition immediately yang. It's dysfunctional.
At this moment, Ma Kai should be riding a tiger, but because love does not exist, he believes that a miracle will definitely happen.
At this moment, I am also right. This beautiful goddess is full of sexual interest. You must know that Mason 3 can maintain 90% of the winning rate is not to say this is playing.
Two minutes into the game, I can already say with certainty that Ma Kai has no chance of winning, because there are basically no flaws in the position of the woman, and every step is pressed. Ma Kai was playing, so Ma Kai couldn't get in at all. When Ma Kai's Dema drove Q and tried to charge hard, he would be stunned by the fire girl. Ma Kai, who had a set of skills, ran back like a dog.
For this unsuspecting game, a set of skills in the Fire Girl 4 level plus ignition will announce the end of the game, and there is no need to wait for the 6th level.
The expression on Ma Kai's face at the moment was like holding a pile of shit, because the goddess of love did not take care of him, and could not say anything stupid.
"How? Now you can climb!"
The girl stood up and looked at Ma Kaidao with a sweet smile!
"Really! I won't climb! What do you want?"
Ma Kaisar shouted at the girl!
"Haha! Are you shameless?"
As the girl walked out of her seat, she kicked a few centimeters in front of Ma Kai's face at a high speed, and a pair of straight jade legs were raised in front of Ma Kai like this.
"Fuck! This beauty is awesome! Look at the posture at least seven times in taekwondo!"
Someone in the crowd started talking! "
"I count three beeps, and after three beeps, I promise to kick your eggs. Will you crawl or not?"
The beauty goddess looked at Ma Kai with a smile and said!
Ma Kai knew that he had something to do today.
"Climb! I climb!"
"Oh! Oh!"
At this time, all the people who watched the show started to booze, and some even shouted
"Climb! Climb! Climb as far as possible!"
Ma Kai held back the intense anger in his heart at this moment, lay down on the ground, and began to crawl! After climbing two steps, I got up and ran, and before I ran, I let go of a cruel remark.
"Take a look with Lao Tzu!"
"Cut! A idiot, just wait and see!"
Some people in the crowd started to vomit.
And at the moment, the fat guy on the side suddenly said with envy after watching the game!
"That woman is really amazing, she has a good skill, she is still a goddess in LOL, it would be nice if it were my girlfriend!"
"Cut! Great god! It's okay to bully elementary school students! Okay! Fatty, don't daydream about it, why would people like you as a fat dick?"
I said to the fat man
"Which! Are you talking about me just now? Handsome guy?"
"Nima! Who is talking to me?"
As soon as I turned my head, I suddenly felt scared to pee, because the beautiful girl was standing behind me, looking at me with big eyes full of anger.
"Handsome guy! I heard you say that just now, that means you must be a great god, should you come and play a game with me? The conditions are the same. If I lose, I will be your girlfriend. If I win, you will still crawl from here. How about going out?"
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