League of Legends: King Returns
Chapter 5: Brat! Not easy!
Ugh! I knew that when the goddess was crying, there would always be some flower-protecting messengers who would stand up to help him get revenge. I didn't expect to meet him so soon, and it was just the old saying: If you look good, you should be crooked!
Actually, it doesn’t matter what the goddess calls me, because I know that when you stand on the top of the mountain, there are stars on it, so those beautiful girls still seem so far away to us who have nothing. Out of reach.
With the departure of the female pig's feet, this Internet cafe farce has temporarily come to an end, and my rare and beautiful encounter has also come to an end. I also plan to get off the plane with the fat man to go home, after all, it's not too early now.
Just when the fat man and I got off the plane and were about to leave, three Sao Nian came over and called us.
"Hey! Man, when I saw you in the game just now, I felt you were really awesome, which 3300 combat power number shouldn't be yours! Can you tell me how much combat power your real ship has?"
A Sao Nian looked at me and said excitedly
Hearing others' compliments, I felt happy in my heart, and replied!
"How do you say this! My combat effectiveness should be considered unknown! It just can't be counted, because sometimes it can be powerful and you can beat 5. It's pitted! Even elementary school students can't win. So it's not a strong master. The luck is even more important!"
"That's it! Anyway, it's much better than us, yes! God! Do you think you have the phone number and QQ number of the girl just now? If you want something bad, you can share it with us! We can't do it. You can buy it for 50 yuan!"
Sao Nian asked me pleadingly!
Looking at the pleading gaze in the eyes of these young people, I still really want to give it to them, but I have to make sure that the goddess who gave me the number will not **** me, besides, I risked being a dog crawling. I won, after hesitating, I gave them a reply
"Which! Numbers can be given to you, I will not charge you money, which is not my style, but I have one condition, that is, I came here at the risk of being a dog. If you want a number, learn it too. I will give it to you, dog crawling, so that at least it proves that you really love a girl, so that she can give up her dignity desperately, and also to verify that sentence, for love! Doesn't exist!"
"Nima! Is there such a verification? After saying that you have helped others offend, you can't get it! It's better to give us a bigger chance,"
The Sao Nian retorted in dissatisfaction!
"It's my business if you can't get in. You don't need to worry about this,"
After leaving this sentence, I was no longer in the mood to talk to this group of Sao Nian, and took the fat man's hand and walked out of the Internet cafe.
I only heard a vicious curse coming from behind!
"Dun compares with your mom, two **** guys! Go out and get killed by a car, eat shit!"
Face this vicious curse! I'm not in the mood to get angry anymore. The sun sets on my face with a lazy smile, holding the fat man's hand and slowly walking forward, because the end of the road is the direction of home.
In the summer night, there is less heat and more coolness. In the apartment on the 3rd floor of building B2 of a certain unit, I am banging on the toilet door frantically at this moment.
"Dad! Dad! Have you finished pulling it! Come out soon after pulling it and don’t read any **** newspapers in it. I’m going to throw up my **** soon! It can’t help it!”
"What are you in a hurry! Hurry to reincarnate!"
My dad opened the door with the newspaper and gave me a sentence, but I just smiled and I didn't speak, because my dad was more verbose than my mom.
I was upset when I entered the toilet! Nima, my dad’s **** is really stinky, and I don’t know what the delicacies of the mountains and the sea are eating behind my mother and me. I can’t help but light a cigarette to refresh the surrounding air. Actually, I don’t smoke at home. The main thing is to leave the image of a good baby in front of my parents.
Uh! It's really comfortable. After removing these toxins, I immediately felt relieved. Suddenly, I felt a serious problem. I don’t seem to have any paper, and the roll of paper next to it was used up by my dad, so I can only use my fingers today. ?
With a fluke mentality, I began to search my pockets to see if I had any paper on my body, **** it! Since I found a pack of tissues by accident, what is this? How come there is a love sticky note in my bag!
Speaking, I got up carefully, and when I looked at the phone number and QQ number, I suddenly remembered, isn't this the girl who gave me the Internet cafe in the afternoon? Anyway, I’m boring now, why don’t we fix her?
I simply found out my kidney 4S, and I made a phone call, followed by two busy tones, and then a girl's sweet voice came from the other side of the phone.
"Who are you, please!"
It should be her who heard the voice, so I immediately replied!
"Yo! I can't recognize it anymore, I'm your boyfriend! I forgot so soon?"
There was a shock on the phone, and then the volume increased several times, almost without deafening my ears.
"You are crazy! Who is your girlfriend! I think you can't find anything to do if you can't afford it!"
This goddess seems to be very emotional! But I like hehe! So I immediately replied!
"I'm really your boyfriend. I was the winner of the martial arts contest with you in the Internet cafe this afternoon. Which teenager is chasing the wind. Do you have an impression?"
Upon hearing what I said, there was silence on the other side for a while, and then he replied!
"What about it! What's to show off, okay! I'm going to sleep! I don't have time to talk nonsense with you."
He hung up the phone and didn't even say goodbye to me.
"Nima! What kind of attitude is this!"
Originally, I wanted to punish others, but in the end I mad at myself, forget it! Why bother to think so much, after shit! Take a shower! Go to bed! There will be class tomorrow on Monday!
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You are my little apple, I don’t want to love you too much, the red smile warms my heart and ignites the fire of my life...
Nima! Who is this! I didn't sleep at night, and I made some harassing phone calls. I was so drowsy that I was awakened by the ringing of a little apple!
"Hey! Who are you! I picked up the phone and shouted unhappy!"
"I! I! I'm Han Siqi, why are you sleeping? A girl's gentle voice came over the phone."
"What Han Siqi! I don't know Han Siqi, did you make a mistake?"
I replied in a daze!
"Oh! I'm the girl you bet with in the Internet cafe this afternoon, don't you remember?"
Han Siqi immediately replied anxiously!
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