League of Legends Millennium Warlord

"So why on earth are you cowardly stupid **** who is afraid of snow rabbits following me? Is it because I hit you with a rabbit while you were pouting? Or is it because I have lived with you, a super coward, for more than a year? moon?"

In the Silver Mountains, on a large white stone halfway up the mountain, a peculiar furry creature stared at its only intact small dark red eye, staring at its own buttocks.

To be precise, it is a big-eyed dragon lizard (the original is dragon lizard, and all the following texts are replaced by dragon lizard).

"Grumble~"

The dragon lizard with yellow-green scales opened its big mouth and stuck out its long tongue. It made a strange noise to the irritable plush dwarf, but the dwarf knew that it meant kindness.

"Although I don't know why I can understand your monotonous ridiculous voice, but you better not follow me, cowardly lizards are not a warrior's companion, even if you are a female lizard! You stink *doesn't work for me!"

Getting off the big rock, realizing that he had lost the blessing of height, the sighed dwarf tightened the big axe on his shoulders and pressed his smelly animal skin hat.

"Just like when he left Bandle City, the great warrior must finally leave this damned mountain, leave the stupid lizard that perches on the mountain, and embark on his own road of bravery. Farewell, stupid!"

"Guru hoo~"

The yellow and green dragon lizard widened its eyes and hid behind the big stone, its square head staring at the dwarf who was about to go away, making a pitiful sound.

After walking a few steps, listening to the whimper coming from behind, the little dwarf seemed to feel that it was too ruthless to walk away, and suddenly twisted his body, waving his little hat at the stupid lizard hiding behind the stone, and cut him completely. Cut off the last thought, and then run away.

"Guru uh~"

After accepting the little dwarf's invitation, the dragon lizard made a cheerful voice, followed by the fluffy dwarf again, making the little dwarf's ears **** up angrily.

"Mother lizard! I waved my hat at you to tell you not to follow me, not to follow me!"

"Snoring?"

The dragon lizard rubbed the dwarf's body flatteringly, with bright eyes.

"Ah ah ah!! You're mad at me! I don't care! You can do whatever you like!"

"Horrrrrrrrrr~"

"This is the dead end of your own choice, stupid lizard, follow Kled, you will die on the road of the brave sooner or later, you are really an idiot, you are looking for your own way of death! There is no cure! You are so idiot that even the air will be for you. Feel suffocated!"

"Horrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrst!"

"Okay okay, I know your name is Skar, don't always stress this to me... Grandma, what the hell, I must be stupid by a stupid lizard to have such a stupid name for a lizard. Emphasize confusion.

Listen, stupid lizard, if you want to follow me, you have to be brave, you can't... at least when you see a rabbit..."

Before Kled's words were finished, the dragon lizard named Skar jumped up in place, ran quickly to the rear, and disappeared in a flash.

"Just... er... run away..."

A gust of mountain wind blew, and Kled's little hat fell to the ground with a 'click'. The yordle stared blankly at the dragon lizard that disappeared in the blink of an eye, widened his eyes suddenly, and let out a roar.

"Dead animal! Don't come back!"

After shouting, Kled picked up his beloved big axe and angrily stared at the surprised humans not far away.

"Human, for the sake of scaring that stupid lizard away, get out of here, or Master Klie will definitely use a big axe to open a scoop on your head! Let you know why the flowers are so red!"

"Jite's biological visitor? Li can speak human language? No wonder Wawa is afraid of Li."

The boy with half of his face swollen was not afraid, but walked a little closer.

"You rude little thing! Can you speak human words? Even a yordle can speak human words, but you can't speak human words? Didn't your mother tell you to speak human words when talking to a yordle? Or do you think this uncle is not human?"

Klie bared his fangs and raised the axe in his hand high, only to find that the young man in front of him was leaning towards him even more curiously... It was simply, completely different from the previous group of humans who ran away screaming, The eyes of this human... do you really think of yourself as a monkey?

"For the sake of your courage, Master Klie will give you a chance to escape..."

After talking to himself, Kled picked up his hat and saw the stupid human cub two heads taller than him put his stupid hand on his stupid... ah no, it's a smart and brave head, rub and rub , and soon attacked his ears again.

"So broad love~ It seems a little stinky... The mouth is also stinky, and the name is even touched?"

"Shame! There's no doubt about it! A naked shame! Kled's shame! A great warrior's shame! The greatest shame in yordle history! Now! It's time to wash away the shame! Stupid human cub! I want you Understand the huge cost of offending Kled!"

He waved his hand to open the boy's right hand, and the scolding Kled just took off the axe on his shoulder when the sound of the ground shaking came from behind him.

He didn't need to look back, he also knew that it was the stupid voice made by that stupid bastard, coward and coward.

but…

Craig grinned.

"Stupid lizard! You came just in time! Come with me to give this arrogant human kid some color..."

Before he could finish speaking, Kled was picked up by the big mouth of the fear dragon lizard, and Kled, whose expression was frozen, only had time to grab his big axe and small hat, and was carried by the dragon lizard in the air and rushed to the mountainside. , the yordles who reacted kept scolding all the way.

Even the most ferocious Thunder is not as shocking as the fierce words of the yordle.

Looking at the farce in front of her, Isaiah was stunned for a while, then burst into laughter, tears flowing out of her laughter.

"What an interesting guy!"

The strange visitors on the mountain are cuter than the villagers, and they speak nicely, much better than at home~

Following the footsteps of the dragon lizard, Isiah thought for a while, but decided to catch up. He always felt that as long as he controlled the rhythm of the conversation, he would not be slashed to death by that irritable fluffy dwarf.

It took Skarr less than three minutes to bring him back to the Silver Mountains. An angry Klie raised his small hand and hit the dragon lizard **** the stupid head, only to see that the dragon lizard not only did not Showing a look of pain, he made two 'gurgling' sounds comfortably, and stuck out his tongue to lick his face.

"Humph! Mother lizard! You have two strokes to escape? The shell of your head is still so hard."

"Guru hoo~"

"Okay, I know you don't understand what I'm saying, I'm really an idiot after talking to an idiot for a long time, but compared to you, I'm still not as stupid as you... Don't try to refute me, because the idiot's refutation is nothing. Meaningful!"

After rearranging his luggage, he patted the fur skirt, and Skar picked up the big axe and walked towards the way he came.

"Snoring..."

Skaer suddenly rushed to Kled's side, and then a strong pungent odor gas rushed towards his face, which made people want to die and vomit.

Kled was stunned, and the next moment he was furious. He took a deep breath, rolled his eyes, and pointed at Skarl with a trembling finger.

"You fat bastard! Can you point your stupid **** at your enemy? Oh my God, I've never been wronged like this in Bandle City. Attacked with a bioweapon by a stupid lizard, gosh, I bet you could knock those flat-haired beasts down by pointing your **** at your distant cousin, oh, stinks me, uh ...my overnight meal was spitting up..."

"Gulu uh? Woohoo~"

"I'm not complimenting you! Ahhh! Why did I meet a stupid and cowardly creature like you! Except for the stinky big stinky fart! You are really nothing! You are nothing!!

I really regret wanting to make you my mount! I am really blind! Shouldn't have given you that rabbit in the first place! "