Legend of Saint Demon

Xiang phosphorus's idea made long Tianci enlightened. He had figured out all the things he couldn't think of before. The so-called party fan is true. Long Tianci in this matter didn't understand at all, but he immediately figured it out after Xiang phosphorus's reminder.

The next morning, long Tianci began to arrange these things. However, in order to make the play look real, long Tianci didn't tell the army anything at all. Only the middle and high-level generals knew everything!

The preparation work was done for a whole day, and nothing happened during the day on the third day. On that night, something unexpected happened to Tuba army!

That night, as usual, the whole military camp fell into silence at midnight. Many soldiers fell asleep. Only ten hundred troops in the military camp were responsible for inspecting the military camp. In the eyes of these soldiers, today is also the same calm night as before!

Maybe it's going to rain. The sky is overcast. Moreover, because the sky is full of thick clouds, the stars and moonlight can't shine on the ground, making the earth dark. If there were not a brazier every few meters in the camp, the visibility would be low!

People are most tired at midnight, especially the soldiers on patrol. Because there have been no accidents recently, the soldiers on patrol will generally be lazy after midnight. The same is true for the ten teams of soldiers in charge of patrol tonight. After discussion, the ten teams of soldiers decided to patrol in five groups, two teams in each group, and then patrol for an hour, The other four groups find a place to rest, so that each group can have four hours of rest until dawn!

After being divided into groups, the group responsible for patrolling for the first hour began to patrol the camp. In order to search the whole camp, the first group of 200 people, a small team of two people, dispersed.

The cooperation of such a group is very funny. One is tall and the other is thin, the other is fat and the other is short. I don't know who assigned them to the team. The short and fat man walked in front with a lantern, while the tall and thin man followed behind. The tall and thin man has been banging and banging since he was grouped. I just heard him say to himself: "Hey...! you said we were really destined! Last time we were in the same team? I like to be in the same team with you, because you never quarrel with me. You don't know. People who patrolled with me said I talked too much nonsense. I tell you, they were jealous of me because I was knowledgeable!"

The short fat man didn't even look back, so he walked ahead with the lantern. He could see an impatient expression on this guy's face.

"Hey...! walk slowly. You have to walk around for an hour anyway. Why do you walk so fast? You say we have enough backs. Why do you have to pull down the first group? This is the most sleepy time. I can't open my eyes. Fortunately, I can talk to you so that the time can pass quickly, but it's really a little cold. You see, I'm out of breath!" Thin and tall, this mouth is broken. After a long time, it doesn't mean to stop at all!

"Don't let me speak alone! You can also say something! Don't tell me you don't know what to say! Tell me about yourself. Why are you so short? Why are you so fat? Do you eat too much? But it's wrong! Our food is the same. Why am I not fat after eating? Do you run a small stove yourself? Tut...! I've been talking to you for a long time. Why don't you answer me? You're so impolite! "The broken mouth probably didn't think it was interesting to be there alone, so he quickly walked a few steps side by side with the short fat man and asked angrily!

"I... i... I say... Say... Say..." the short fat man glared at the thin man angrily, then turned his head and wanted to say something, but this guy's tongue was really not very sharp, and he didn't say a complete word for a long time!

"OK...! stop talking! I'm worried! You'd better listen to me! You say you're frustrated when you grow up and don't have a sharp mouth. I'm worried for you in the future. Ah...! there's a good widow in our village. His man died early. Now the widow is only in her 40s. Although she's more than a teenager, you don't have to be picky about your conditions. I want to know No, I'll introduce you? You're talking back! "The tall thin man said more and more vigorously!

"You... You, yourself... Keep... Keep...!" the short fat man almost died of anger when he heard the thin and tall words. Then he replied angrily, but it was really hard to listen to him.

"What nonsense? Brother Yi, with his handsome appearance and knowledge, can marry a widow? You think I'm a disabled person with congenital defects! I can tell you, I want to introduce you to a daughter-in-law because you're nice. Do you like it or not? I don't care! Hey...! do you want it or not? Give me a good word. If you want it, wait until the war is over I'll take you back to our village! "Tall and thin, it's like talking about one-on-one crosstalk. It's lively!

"Shut... Shut... Shut up!" when the tall and thin man wanted to continue his nonsense, the short fat man suddenly looked back and said!

"What's the matter? Is it exciting? In fact, the widow is really good except that she is older. She still has a charm! And she can have children at this age. You're not at a loss!" the tall thin man didn't mean to shut up at all. He went on talking nonsense!

"I... Let you... You... Shut... Shut up...! you... Didn't hear... Strange noise?" the short fat man spent nine cattle and two tigers to finish this sentence!

The tall and thin man was stunned by the short fat man. Then he frowned and muttered, "strange noise? What strange noise? Why didn't I hear it? Can't you fart? Are you? Really strange noise?"

The thin and tall man thought that the short and fat man thought he was wordy, so he found an excuse to interrupt himself, but soon he heard a buzzing sound in the sky. The thin and tall man turned his head in surprise and looked at the sound and rhyme in the air. However, because it was too dark to see anything, he stared at the sky for a while. The thin and tall man suddenly waved and grabbed the lantern in the short and fat man's hand, Then he wanted to shine on the sky, and under the light of the lantern, the tall and fat man finally saw what the buzzing sound was. It was a strange black flying insect covering the sky and the earth!

"My God! Fat man, knock the Gong, come on!" the tall and thin man was silly at the sight of this. Then he dropped his lantern on the ground and turned back to shout at the short fat man!

"Knock... Knock your sister...! isn't the Gong... In your place?" the short fat man almost died of anger when he heard the thin and tall words, and then stammered!

"Ah? Oh...! there's a situation! There's a situation! A lot of insects!" the tall thin man subconsciously looked at his hand. There was really a gong. In panic, the tall thin man took out the Gong hammer on his waist, and then shouted while beating.

With the first sound of the Gong, the whole military camp sounded the Gong in all directions, and then the whole military camp was in disorder. When the people in the military camp were awakened by the sound of the Gong, the insects flying in the air suddenly rushed into the military camp and began to rage in the military camp. After being attacked by the insects, the army panicked and screamed one after another, Many people run around with their heads like headless flies.

Mu Wenfeng walked out of the tent after hearing the riots outside. When he saw the chaotic military camp, he showed a strange smile and said, "it's really a big play. I've made such a big capital. Don't be fooled!"