Let you drive the excavator, you dug up the nuclear bomb

The manager looked at everyone under the stands and said with a serious expression.

“Everyone has arrived, right? Without further ado, the difficulties we face now threaten to take the show off the air at any time! ”

“Now on the big screen is the live broadcast interface of contestant No. 26, who previously drove an excavator to cut the defense cable, and now the troops have arrived, and it may be very big to see this battle.”

“If we can’t get through this crisis well, all of us here will be unemployed, and now everyone will express our opinions and discuss how to deal with this crisis!”

The supervisors in the audience looked up at the live broadcast on the big screen.

In the picture, a technical commissioner has entered the pit to check the situation, and the officer led by him is standing there expressionless and quietly waiting for the report.

Everyone knew that time was running out and immediately spoke their minds.

“I suggest not to recognize the number 26 contestant quota directly, just throw him away, the military side can’t blame us, and the most important thing is that his leak is completely his personal reason, and it has nothing to do with us, we don’t need to clean up the mess for him.”

“I don’t recommend doing this, if you really do this, you will be scolded to death by netizens, and then the reputation of the show will be gone.” Moreover, the current situation is not said to be bad to a certain extent, mainly depends on the attitude of the military. ”

“The helicopters are coming, don’t you see his rank? Colonel, I thought it was a child’s play, but I don’t recommend abandoning the 26th, it’s best to choose a compromise solution, such as let’s not come forward, let him solve it himself, if something really happens to him, we can PR to help him gain some sympathy, but if it doesn’t work, give up. ”

“If I want to say that it is best to go with the flow, I estimate that I will lose some money at most, which should not affect the show.” It really didn’t work, the program team helped him advance this fund, but he had to be disqualified from the competition. ”

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The manager listened to the discussion below while watching the live broadcast.

He couldn’t hear it at all, the opinions of these people didn’t have any substantive suggestions, the only one that made sense was the one that went with the flow.

Although he also knows that there is a high probability that it will not affect the show, but things are in case, and he, as a manager, must take precautions.

Fang Yang didn’t care what these people said about him at this time.

The brain is constantly spinning, looking for a way to save itself.

After the technician finished the inspection, he climbed up and reported to the leader: “Report to Commander Cui, it is determined that five optical cables are damaged, and other optical cables have different degrees of damage, and it is recommended to immediately send a maintenance department to repair.” “

Regiment Leader Cui frowned, and replied faintly: “Hmm! ”

Fang Yang saw that the people around him were all armed, and shouted a little weakly: “Leader… I didn’t dig the cable!! ”

After shouting, the regiment commander did not pay attention to him.

So he raised his voice again and shouted: “Commander, I really didn’t dig it up, I can prove it, and even if you fix it today, it won’t be long before he breaks it again!” ”

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——[This son has my style back then, bullish Klaas, this kind of scene still dares to talk nonsense, is it really a fake gun! ] 】

——[You didn’t dig it up, could it be that it broke it itself?] If I want to say that I will cooperate honestly now, maybe people will be lenient. 】

——[Crazy, aren’t you afraid that people will not agree with each other, please eat peanut rice! ] If only I could be scared to pee at this time. 】

——[Usually flickering and flickering ghosts, forget it, now when you encounter a big event, thinking about flickering, then it is no different from looking for death. 】

——[No. 26 is also unlucky, first digging the cable, now digging the optical cable, if he continues to dig, the nuclear bomb can dig it out for you! ] 】

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Commander Cui originally didn’t want to deal with him, because in his opinion, he just wanted to shirk his responsibility.

But when he heard the last sentence, his expression reacted.

Turned his head and looked at Fang Yang quietly.

Under the calm eyes, there seemed to be a stern hidden sternness: “Tell me why it broke again?” ”

Fang Yang saw that the opportunity was coming, and quickly walked towards the regiment commander, but was immediately stopped by the guards.

“Let him come!”

“Commander, listen to me, the optical cable was indeed dug up by me, but it really won’t be dug by me!”

Regiment Commander Cui’s brows frowned: “Don’t fight with me, just say it.” ”

Fang Yang didn’t say a word, and jumped directly into the dirt pit.

“First of all, let me prove that this optical cable was really not dug by me!”

After speaking, he picked up the broken joint on the ground and gestured.

“Leader, I drive an excavator, if it is really dug up by an excavator, the fracture should be in a neat and very flat, but if you look carefully, these broken joints are not broken in the same position at all.”

When the regiment commander heard this, he immediately became interested and personally jumped into the earthen pit to take the cable to observe.

“Hiss~~ It doesn’t seem to be neat! Xiao Li, come and take a look! ”

As soon as the words fell, the previous technician also jumped in to check it.

“Report leader, it’s really not a neat break, it shouldn’t be dug by an excavator!”

“What the hell did you break?”

At this time, the regiment leader’s curiosity was completely stimulated, and his face was much better when he looked at Fang Yang.

Fang Yang took the thread with a smile and pointed to the others: “Leader, take a closer look at whether these rubber pipes are a little corroded.” ”

The technician next to him immediately said: “That’s right, when I checked before, I found that the others were a little damaged, it stands to reason that these rubber pipes are waterproof and should not be corroded within 20 years, but I don’t know what caused it.” ”

Fang Yang smiled confidently, “Because there is a termite cave underneath!” ”

As soon as these words came out, the expressions of the people around them suddenly changed.

Regiment Leader Cui couldn’t help but ask, “How do you know?” ”

“It’s very simple, I saw a few termites when I dug before, but they may be frightened and hide, and termites will secrete extremely strong formic acid, which is corroded for many years, so the rubber pipe will be damaged!”

Technician Xiao Li asked suspiciously after listening: “Even if there is formic acid, it will not corrode the optical cable, right?” ”

Fang Yang nodded, picked up a piece of wood and dug it into the ground.

Just dig up a piece of dirt and immediately see the dense termites below!

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– [Inverted! ] There are really termites, there is a good show to watch, this Nima can also save herself, it’s too good. 】

——[This mood is like doing a roller coaster, ordinary people really can’t bear it, and I have to admit that the anchor’s heart is really strong. 】

——[So easy to get it?] I thought I would be fined and go to jail, he didn’t dig it up for half a day, so the question is, how did it break? 】

——【Popular science, the biggest destroyer of all cables and cables is not water leakage, nor mice, but termites, this place is deep in the mountains and old forests, just happens to be the best place for termites to live. 】

——[Special, he installed it again, I looked at the popularity of the live broadcast room has already 30,000 online views, only a few hundred in the morning, which is too exaggerated. ] 】

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Fang Yang spoke again: “Formic acid will not corrode broken optical cables, but termites also have a big habit, and it is precisely because of this habit that it is defined as a pest, that is, its biting habit.” ”

“It’s not because it likes to eat, purely because termites’ home is here, and the optical cable blocks their way, so even if the optical cable does a lot of protection, but under the perennial formic acid and gnawing, the optical cable is bitten off little by little!”

“The reason why there has been no accident is because it has not been completely broken, it just so happened that I dug up the soil today, there was no pressure, and the optical cable was completely broken!”

The technician listened to the side and suddenly realized: “No wonder I always feel that the signal is sometimes weak recently!” ”

After listening to this, Regiment Leader Cui turned his head with a flat expression and asked, “How long will the maintenance department arrive?” ”

The non-commissioned officer next to him immediately replied: “Report regiment leader, I have just arrived by phone!” ”

The photographer looked at the whole time and did not dare to say a word.

At this time, looking at Fang Yang in the pit, his expression was shocked.

Is this still the Fang Yang he knew in the morning who was full of horses?

If you can save yourself in such a crisis, this cow really does not need to be blown up!

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