Let you drive the excavator, you dug up the nuclear bomb

Captain Wang smiled and patted Fang Yang on the shoulder: “Just make a record, convenient for the police station to record, don’t worry too much!” ”

“No, I’m thinking about eating lunch, I’m hungry, I want to eat, if I have to take notes, I want to ask…. Rice management? ”

As soon as these words came out, the faces of the surrounding people changed greatly.

The photographer looked at Fang Yang dumbfounded: “Brother, just this… Can you still eat? ”

Fang Yang pouted: “Can’t eat can only mean that your heart is not strong enough, the words say that you have vomited clean, aren’t you hungry?” ”

Photographer: “….”

Captain Wang didn’t expect this guy to be so tiger!

“Young man, yes, it’s a man, you must take care of the food!”

“Well, can we record while eating?”

Gag ~~

As soon as these words came out, the people around them could no longer hold back!

Only the forensic doctor smiled gently: “Young man, your psychological quality, it’s a pity not to do forensics!” ”

Captain Wang said with a strange expression when he heard this: “He studied forensic medicine!” ”

“Huh? Really fake? ”

“Just before you came, he did an autopsy, and the answer was exactly the same as yours!”

When the forensic doctor heard this, he looked at Fang Yang in surprise: “Young man can, our forensic doctor has someone to follow, but I just saw that the corpse was obviously embedded in the dirt, and it didn’t move?” ”

Captain Wang smiled bitterly and shook his head: “He really didn’t move the corpse, you may not believe it when he said it, he just circled the corpse twice, and the answer he came to is that the deceased is a prostitute, and he said it!” ”

“What?” The medical examiner’s expression changed drastically, and his face was full of shock.

The two assistants next to him also looked incredulous.

“Just spared two laps before the autopsy was completed? And all right? This… I have never seen such a genius in more than 20 years! ”

The forensic doctor’s tone of voice unconsciously became excited, and he turned his head to look at Fang Yang, his eyes shining.

“Young man, where do you work now? I apply to transfer you to my side, and you will work with me in the future, and your achievements will definitely be no less than mine in the future! ”

They weren’t the only ones shocked at this time.

The surrounding audience froze.

Fang Yang was also stunned, and spared his head in embarrassment: “…. That one.. I’m an excavator, not a forensics! Sorry, Auntie, you made a mistake ha! ”

“What? You are not a medical examiner? ”

The medical examiner was a little suspicious of his operation.

I didn’t even know what to say for a while.

In the end, he could only sigh, took out a business card from his pocket and handed it to Fang Yang.

“Young man, it’s really a pity that you have such a good talent and are not a forensic doctor. This is my business card, if you have figured it out, you can contact me, I will take you to study systematically, take a certificate, and become an excellent forensic doctor in the future! ”

Out of courtesy, Fang Yang immediately took it: “Thank you for your love, I will consider it!” ”

Hearing Fang Yang’s answer, the forensic doctor left with the corpse with a smile.

【Popularity】+1+1+1+1

【Popularity】+1+1+1+1…..

….

——[This scene seems familiar, it seems that the colonel also invited him to be a guard yesterday, so envious, this guy’s life is so good. ] 】

——[It turns out that handsome people can really do whatever they want.] 】

——[People have a half-dime relationship with handsome, purely too good, just appreciated, I finally know why some people can achieve fame at a young age, is gold can shine anywhere, even if it is to drive an excavator, he is still the most beautiful boy in the crowd. 】

——[If it’s me, I also refuse, don’t forget, the prize money of the competition is one billion, the probability of winning the championship with his current situation is still quite high, and taking money directly is not as fragrant as those jobs?] 】

——[I don’t think so, the competition has just begun, and the devil knows what it will be like in half a year, but either of these two jobs at least guarantees that this life will not be bad. 】

——[Think too much about you, are the screws finished?] Wake up, your task is to feed yourself. 】

…..

Whether it is netizens, the surrounding onlookers have also cast envious eyes.

Team Wang waved his hand!

“Close!”

The police took the python’s body by hand.

Fang Yang and the photographer made a free shuttle bus together.

At the same time, the program team was in the office building.

The supervisor rushed to the manager’s office with his mobile phone.

“Manager, look at it!”

“What’s wrong again, panicked.”

“Just look at it.”

After speaking, he took out his mobile phone and opened the hot search for funny sound.

#承包一年的笑点, the police exhumed the body turned out to be a dummy#

#离谱! Just dug up the dummy and dug up the real corpse #

#A woman’s body was found at a field construction site in Xihai City#

#意外铲死国家保护动物犯法吗? #

These videos were just posted today, but because of the bizarreness, their popularity soared rapidly.

Coupled with lunch time, the heat was directly on the headlines.

The comment section below is even more popular.

——[This place is so familiar, how does it look the same as the place where the national defense fiber optic cable was dug yesterday, it can’t be the same person, right?] Yes? Can’t be! 】

——[Strange every year, especially this year, the movie does not dare to act like this, the same day was scared twice, asking for the psychological shadow area of the excavator master. 】

——[It’s so terrifying, it is said that the corpse has rotted through and only a little carrion remains, who did it.] 】

——[These are true, I am in the live broadcast room these two days, this plot does not need to be polished, you can shoot a movie directly. ] 】

——[This is also too exciting, life should be like this, full of surprises everywhere! ] 】

——[This is not a surprise, it is a shock, my friend was at the scene, he told me that the body was eaten by a snake, the stench was so bad that many people vomited. 】

——[I hope that the police uncle can find the murderer as soon as possible and let the deceased rest in peace, this method of death is too cruel. 】

…..

As the manager clicks on the video one by one.

The expressions become very rich.

Then looked at the supervisor blankly: “These are all made up on the 26th?” ”

The supervisor smiled wryly and nodded.

“This is a good thing, he is a contestant, his popularity drives the heat of our show, what are you laughing bitterly!”

“You hurry up now to have a meeting below, write more articles, publicize the deeds of the 26th, don’t make announcements, remember, don’t bring any text related to our program!”

“Huh? Why? “The supervisor is a little confused.

“You’re stupid, if it’s you, you know that this contestant is a streamer, would you be curious to see it?”

“Yes!”

“That’s not the end, he is hot, the ratings of the program will naturally increase, advertising, but it falls, this is called giving roses, hands have a lingering fragrance!”

The supervisor suddenly realized: “Understand the manager, I will arrange it!” ”

“Go, go, go!”

After the supervisor left, the manager quickly returned to his seat, opened the No. 26 live broadcast room, put on headphones, and watched the live broadcast attentively!

….

After Fang Yang came to the police station, it was already time for dinner.

Captain Wang arranged for someone to buy a few boxed lunches and send them over.

The photographer looked at Fang Yang, who was gobbling up, and his throat couldn’t help moving.

He was very hungry, but he was afraid that he would continue to vomit after eating, so he could only watch longingly.

Captain Wang rubbed his eyebrows, and smiled helplessly: “You eat slowly, and no one will rob you!” ”

People who enter the police station either ask for him or are arrested.

Who dares to eat like him without caring about image at all.

I don’t know, I thought he had been hungry for three days and hadn’t eaten.

The main thing is that such a disgusting corpse was dug up before, not only did he not vomit, but he could still eat so hard at this time.

Is this still a normal person.

It was Captain Wang himself, and he didn’t have much appetite at noon.

Originally, he planned to take notes while eating, but looking at Fang Yang’s starving ghost reincarnation, he could only watch dryly and wait for him to finish eating.

Finally, the photographer couldn’t stay up, grabbed the box lunch on the table and made it.

Fang Yang smiled and asked, “Aren’t you unable to eat!” ”

“Infected by you: Seeing that you eat too fragrantly, I can’t stand it! ”

Just kidding, eating in the morning and vomiting, itself is very prostrate.

If you don’t eat at noon, I’m afraid you have to go to the hospital to hang glucose in the afternoon!

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