Let You Go Fishing, You Caught A Nuke?

"Yes." The coast guard's face became strange, "I asked three times, it sounds true, because he even said the number of the fishing boat license, the shape of the sea water detector, and the latitude and longitude of the fishing boat. very clear."

The captain came to the chart, "Where?"

"Here." The coast guard immediately pointed out a place on the chart.

"Not far, ten minutes by sea, go now!

ten minutes later.

A pure white coast guard ship appeared in front of Su Dong.

Its scale was dozens of times larger than the fishing boat they were in, and Su Dong and Cai Kun were stunned when they saw it.

"It's really big..." Cai Kun sighed: "It's just that a coast guard ship is so big. Compared with the coast guard ship, the fishing boat we are in is like a little brother. The coast guard ship is so big, those warships, Destroyers, 055, and even aircraft carriers, how big should they be...

He was a little puzzled. How did the photographers of the official media such as Huahuashe People's Daily take pictures of the aircraft carrier as a small fishing boat?

It is no exaggeration to say that even if he is a third-rate photographer, he can take pictures of aircraft carriers, which is dazzling and impressive.

Without him, just because the aircraft carrier itself is already very spectacular, it really does not need much professional shooting knowledge, with a displacement of 70,000 to 80,000 tons, a simple knowledge of photography, and the ability to use a camera, you can shoot very spectacular.

To a certain extent, it is also a skill to be able to make an aircraft carrier into a small fishing boat.

Cai Kun even suspected that the photographers of these official media were from Zhan Huju?

Beside him, Su Dong's eyes widened, looking at the ten-meter-high boat, he couldn't help but say:

"What a big boat! I must fish on this kind of boat in my lifetime!

As soon as these words came out, Cai Kun and the audience in the live broadcast room were shocked.

"666, as expected of my moving brother, he really has lofty aspirations. 99

"Why does this sentence feel so familiar?!"

"More than 2,000 years ago, when Liu Bang saw Qin Shi Huang's trip ceremony, he sighed and said that a man should be like this. Now Brother Dongzi is sitting on a small fishing boat, watching the coast guard boat and sighing, saying that he must go fishing on this kind of boat in his lifetime. Ah, this wave is called Tribute to Liu Bang!!

"Hahahahaha!! If you can fish on this kind of boat, it will be awesome."

"Tsk tsk, the coast guard ship is fine, if you can fish on the warship, it will be really awesome.

66 'Damn! Why didn't you say let the mover 19 fish on the aircraft carrier?! That one is more awesome!!

"You're bragging, you're bragging, why don't you let Brother mover go fishing on the moon?"

On the coast guard ship, a staircase appeared, and the captain and several coast guards came to the fishing boat.

After scanning the fishing boat and confirming that there is no problem, the captain asked:

"You called the police? You said that you caught a foreign seawater probe by fishing?

Su Dong nodded and handed the thing to him before saying:

"Just caught it, it's written in English, I don't know which country it's from. 99

The captain took the sea water probe, looked at it carefully, and raised his eyebrows.

Really some kind of owl!

"The guy is very good, this thing is done very well, remember to contact us in time when you encounter this kind of thing." "He looked at Su Dong with satisfaction.

Very handsome young man, he also does a good job and deserves an award.

After leaving the contact information of the two, the coast guard boat left the sea area.

The reward is after going back and reporting to the Coast Guard. The most important thing now is to continue patrolling.

Seeing such a huge ship leave like this, Su Dong couldn't help but say:

"It's really big...how can things in the sea be so big, those cannons and tanks on land are like an ant compared to ships.

Cai Kun shrugged and also sighed a little: "Otherwise, how about ten years of the army and one hundred years of the navy?

The two sighed quite a bit at the sea and continued to fish.

In the cabin, the uncle of the fisherman was sleeping soundly because he was busy for most of the night. The coast guard ships came, but he didn't even wake him up.

At this moment, the fishing boat was moving forward at an extremely slow speed on the sea.

For the next time, the two were still fishing.

Cai Kun played stably as always. Every once in a while, fish, shrimp and crabs took the bait, unknown fish, lobsters, and even crabs.

He felt a little puzzled when he touched the ten-centimeter crab, and he didn't stretch his fishing line down hard. How did he catch the crab?

Don't crabs only walk sideways?

Never heard that crabs can swim.

same.

Su Dong also played consistently as always.

The corners of his mouth twitched as he looked at what looked like a tractor head that had just been thrown up.

This... which country is this...?

Beside him, Cai Kun widened his eyes, watching another metal object being thrown onto the deck, stammered and asked:

"Brother...this...isn't this also a sea water probe?"

Su Dong looked up at the sky with a melancholy face, "If I guessed correctly...it should be.

After thinking for a while, he added: "And it's still in English, if nothing else, it should be foreign.

Cai Kun: 66."

"Brother?! It's only half an hour! How did you catch another one?!"

Su Dong blinked, "I think I didn't catch any fish just now, probably because the fishing line was too shallow, and then I dropped another ten meters... The devil knows that I caught another detector!!

He doesn't want to either!!!

He just wanted to catch a serious fish!

is that really so difficult?!

Why is it so difficult for others to fish as easy as drinking water?!

Everyone in the live broadcast room laughed madly.

"Fuck!! Sure enough, there is no comparison, I don't know, as soon as a photographer compares, the mover's skills are immediately displayed.

"Hahahaha!! These two people are so outrageous! One person can catch a fish in seven or eight minutes, five or six minutes, and I have never seen a fishing hook so fast. The other is even more outrageous. The fish cannot be caught at all. It was seawater probes from other countries that caught it."

"Tsk tsk, don't let other countries, it's simply Eagle Sauce, it's the most shameless thing, it is responsible for nine of the ten bad things in the world.

"It is also possible that it is the kangaroo country, which also uses English, but the sense of existence of this country is too low, and it is usually not thought of.

"Eagle sauce: mmp, my sea water probe!!! Hundreds of thousands!!

"Hey hey, you're wrong, other countries have hundreds of thousands of seawater detectors, but the eagle sauce is different. A cup of water costs 1,200 dollars, five sheep cost millions of dollars, and a mere hundreds of thousands of seawater Detectors, people like it? It's not tens of millions?!"

"What the hell?! Sea water probes worth tens of millions of dollars?! Or two?! That Eagle sauce can't be heartbroken?! The mover is awesome!!"

"Hahahahaha! You're thinking wrong, Yingjiang is probably happy now, two sea water probes have been caught, and the Yingjiang Navy can balance the accounts again. The money that is usually embezzled must not be immediately arranged in On the sea water probe?"

"Fuck! Does it make sense?! Looking at it this way, it's a win-win situation! Eagle sauce has settled a lot of bad debts, and our country has acquired Eagle sauce's seawater probe, which can reverse many things through analysis. Only the world where the mover is injured achieved.

"Brother mover: Where's my fish?! Where's my fish?! I'm such a big sea fish?! What the hell is this broken metal?!

"It's okay, Yingjiang is not bad for money! It's a big deal to spend tens of millions to buy a few more!"

"And then the newly bought ones are caught by my brother? (funny)"

"Eagle sauce: I'm not a real person, but you are a real dog!

On the fishing boat, Su Dong and Cai Kun stared at each other, and after half an hour, they called the coast guard again.

"What?! We caught a sea probe again?! It's Eagle sauce again?! Captain 35's eyes widened.

He only left for half an hour and caught another one?!

real or fake?!

Although he said it when he left, if he caught a seawater detector, he immediately called the police and contacted them.

But this is just his habitual language!

This kind of talk is too much. Basically, in any situation, people who take the initiative to turn in their guns, search for criminals, and search for spies and spies will basically say this sentence when they see it.

But, really, there's only one Su Dong.

It's too outrageous to catch another one after only leaving for half an hour!

fifteen minutes later.

The coast guard boat came to the fishing boat again.

The captain looked at Su Dong with a strange expression, looking at the sea water probe, which was completely motionless but had the same function as the previous one.

"You caught this fifteen minutes ago?! 35

Su Dong sighed, "To be honest, I don't want to fish for this either, I just want to fish honestly, who knows why I caught this.

Captain: 66........."

He frowned, this young man has a problem with his thoughts, how good are foreign seawater detectors, they have research value, and they can stop losses. How can such a great value be compared to a mere fish.

"Young man, your name is Su Dong, right? Take a long-term view, catching a seawater probe is not much more important than a fish? You need to understand the big picture.

Su Dong's mouth twitched, I understand what you said, but I just wanted to catch a fish.

The coast guard ship left with the second seawater probe. Before leaving, the captain gave Su Dong a few minutes of persuasion, and then he left with satisfaction.

Watching the coast guard boat leave, the two started a new round of fishing again.

"Damn it! Why did I bring such a big octopus?!"

Seeing the dozen or so tentacles surrounding the fish hook, Cai Kun felt a little scalp numb.

The squid was ok, the little ones were cute and tasty.

This octopus is one meter long and has more than a dozen tentacles. Each tentacle has a concave part, which looks like an eye from a distance.

He just caught a fish, how could he have the feeling of opening the world of Cthulhu.

"Brother, come and help me take it off." Cai Kun twisted his face and controlled the fishing rod to bring the octopus to Su Dong.

Su Dong was a little speechless, he couldn't think of me when he caught a fish, now that he caught an octopus, do you miss me?!

Grabbing the head of the octopus and pulling it gently, a dozen tentacles were immediately pulled down as if there was no suction, and then they were stuffed into their bucket.

Cai Kun breathed a sigh of relief.

Just as Su Dong was about to laugh at him, suddenly his fishing rod moved again, and he immediately regained his spirits and forgot about Cai Kun.

Take the line!

A minute later, as Su Dong took up the pole, immediately, a round thing was caught.

Su Dong:

Cai Kun:

Studio:

What the fuck?!

Another sea water detector?!

This is the nest of the sea water detector?!

Cai Kun looked at Su Dong faintly, "Brother, how did you do it?

"As the saying goes, again and again, no more, this is the third seawater probe."

"Howitzers and bronze cannons on land, I can still understand that these two were thrown in groups, and I can also understand that the Kyushu Ding came out of the same lake group."

"But how did you catch this sea water detector?! Such a vast sea! In such a bottomless sea, the fishing boat is still slowly swimming forward. In this case, you can also fish the sea water detector. ?! And three in a row?!

You put this flower monthly ticket evaluation ticket for three consecutive one-click?!

Su Dong blinked and said sincerely: "If I say, I don't know what's going on, do you believe it?!"

Cai Kun rolled his eyes, do you think I believe it?!

Su Dong ignored Cai Kun and threw the third seawater probe up first, and then walked in to find out,

"Huh? This is actually Japanese?"

Su Dong blinked and said in surprise.

Isn't the Japanese country in East Asia? They are farting sea water probes in the South China Sea?

Are you sick?!

"Good guy, it's really Japanese!" Cai Kun leaned forward to take a look and said in surprise.

Eight minutes later, the coast guard boat came again.

The captain looked at the two of them speechlessly, mainly at Su Dong,

"Have you caught a sea water probe again? I heard that it is still from the Japanese country?

Su Dong nodded and threw the big fat ball directly to him.

The captain checked it carefully, then handed it over to the police officer next to him, then looked at him in surprise,

"Other fishermen will not be able to find such a fish in a lifetime, but you are lucky, you only caught three in more than an hour, and you have caught it? 35

Su Dong's face was innocent, he didn't want to, he knew what was going on.

It was the third time we met, and the captain was too lazy to say anything, and immediately waved his hands and got on the boat to leave.

Watching the coast guard boat leave, the two started the fourth round of fishing.

Twenty minutes later, Su Dong's fishing rod sank, and his eyelids jumped. To be honest, after catching a sea water probe three times, he actually had a feeling for this thing.

And this time... it's so similar...

A minute later, a square box was caught, about fifty centimeters high, and it was covered with a layer of blue tape just like sea water.

For the fourth time, Cai Kun and the group of people in the live broadcast room were already numb, and Su Dong didn't bother to talk, so he stepped forward and tore off the tape,

"Fuck! What are Chinese characters!!

Su Dong was stunned. This time, the sea water detector has Chinese characters on it?!

"What?! Brother, you caught our own this time?!" Cai Kun, who was picking his nose, immediately raised his head and said with wide eyes.

Su Dong scratched his head, is this... his own?

He hesitated and said: "I can't tell, you can come and see for yourself."

Cai Kun glanced at him suspiciously, stepped forward, and then,

"Fuck!"

"Brother, you are too awesome! You even caught the treasure island!

he said excitedly.

Su Dong was helpless, the text on it was indeed Chinese, but it was traditional Chinese.

In the entire Blue Star, there is only one place where people use traditional Chinese characters, so you don't have to think about it, it must be from Treasure Island.

Called the coast guard ship for the fourth time.

Captain... Captain He's numb.

In fact, when he left for the third time, he had already thought about it, and it was estimated that he would go back soon.

But when he heard that the sea water detector was a treasure island, he still sprayed the water out of his mouth in one breath.

"Hahahahaha! Good boy! I even caught the treasure island!

"Pass my order! Turn the bow immediately and go back!

Twenty minutes later.

The three meet for the fourth time.

"What about the goods?" the captain asked neatly.

"Where's the money, it's not you, wait. 99

The captain's words were so classic that Su Dong subconsciously followed him for a while, but he realized it immediately and walked out of the cabin with three strange-shaped sea water detectors in his arms.

captain:"???"

He looked at the three sea water probes, a little messy,

"Didn't you say there is only one treasure island?! What about the other two?! 359

Su Dong smiled embarrassedly, "The other two were just caught after calling you guys, one is in English, the other is a text I don't know, it should be the text of a certain country in Southeast Asia.

: "......"

captain

It's only a 20-minute sea ride away from him!!!

Only twenty minutes!

As a result, you actually caught two more!

Do you want to be so powerful!!

He took over three sea water probes in a complicated mood.

Unsurprisingly, an English, do not know whether the hawk sauce or kangaroo.

A traditional Chinese character, from a small island in the southeast.

The other one surprised him a bit, it was from South Vietnam.

This font, if it wasn't for his frequent patrols in the sea, ordinary people would really not recognize it.