Let You Go Fishing, You Caught A Nuke?

Station b, Douyin, Weibo, major website forums, all people were shocked by Su Dong's show.

"Damn it! Damn it! What is the line between life and death! I can see my heart skipping a beat across the screen, I can't imagine how terrified the scene will be.

"It was really scary, the bombs went off, and they even had time to eat seafood...

"Nima, isn't this bomb too powerful? It's 100 meters away from such a long distance? It's too exaggerated that bomb fragments splashed onto the fishing boat."

"Yeah, so on the battlefield, very few people were actually killed by bombs, and more were killed by bomb fragments. Either they hit the key and died on the spot, or they were cut by fragments and died because there was no drug infection.

"This should be the bomb used by the Air Force to bomb the cabin in the maritime war, so it will explode after a delay. However, most of the fuses are at the warhead position, and there are very few in the tail of the warhead."

"Has there ever been a war in this area? I don't remember the Pacific battle of World War II.""

"Upstairs, I don't understand, the Japanese also attacked Southeast Asia in World War II, and it may have been used at that time. Secondly, it is closer to South Vietnam. In the second half of the last century, South Vietnam was singled out with many big powers. It is also possible that left over from one of the battles.

"To be honest, I admire Brother Dongzi a little bit, it's really decisive, if I were, I might still be scratching my head thinking about what to do next~"

"Hahahaha, don't worry, if it was you, you wouldn't be able to catch a bomb, and this thing can only be caught by a weirdo like the mover."

"Actually, not necessarily. There are quite a lot of bombs dug up in our country. Most of the anti-Japanese ones even had a lot of poison gas bombs, but I have never heard of these exploding bombs. The ghost knows the mover. Brother fished one out of the sea, why did it explode-.39

"I don't know, it may be that the King of Hell saw that Brother Dongzi caught too many good things, and he didn't want him to catch it, and then arranged a bomb to ask Brother Dongzi to come down and accompany him.

"Uh, there is indeed a saying of an untimely death, but I don't think Brother Dongzi will do it. I always feel that the general harm can't hurt him."

"Indeed, a fierce man who can pull up a two-ton howitzer with just his strength, and his speed is agile. At least I watched Brother Dongzi's movements five times in the video, but I couldn't see clearly, such a monster, even if the average person holds a hand. I am afraid that knives are not his opponents, and it is estimated that only guns can cause damage to him."

"This is the Dragon Kingdom, not the Eagle sauce. We have to control the control of knives, let alone guns, how easy it is to encounter Brother Dongzi.

"It can be said that as long as the mover doesn't fish for bombs, grenades, etc., basically nothing will happen."

"This is where the question arises... Do you think that with the oddness of Brother Mover... can you not catch these things?"

'Eh? Don't you care about sea water detectors? In two hours, so many sea water detectors have been caught. This is big news!!!

"Hey, it's big news for others, but for Brother Dongzi, it's daily life, when he can catch fish seriously, that's the big news! (ps: sharks don't count, that stuff That's why mover brother can catch it)"

"Indeed, other people can catch a foreign seawater probe for a lifetime. Brother Dongzi catches six or seven here. It's just a daily operation. You know, Brother Dongzi fished the Chuan Guo Jade Seal and the Jiuzhou Ding. Fierce man. 99

"Tsk tsk, if I were in charge of the navy, I would recruit Su Dong into the team, and I wouldn't have to do anything else, just go fishing all over the ocean, the Yellow Sea, the Bohai Sea, the East China Sea, and the southern waters, and I'll take a look. , How many things have foreign countries put in our waters!" 5

'Eh, no one complained about Brother Momo? It's been a long time without catching a single fish.

"Hahaha, Brother Dongzi's daily air force is actually a photographer. I don't know what the situation is, but I was stunned to catch so many fish and shrimps.

"Brother mover will always drop God! The photographer occasionally drop God!

"Nima, I'm off-topic, if I read it right, the instant noodles that the uncle fisherman took out was Master Kong, he's awesome! 39

new club.

The current Xinhui can be described as a gathering of the masses, various self-media teams, fans of Su Dong, a professor of history with more than 100 lives, and even a local tyrant.

At this moment, except for the history professor who came to pass the national jade seal, all other groups were dumbfounded.

"Damn it! I finally came to Xinhui, why did you go to the sea?!"

"Nima! I was thinking of increasing the traffic to increase fans and selling goods, but it turned out to be good, I didn't get anything, and I even posted the ticket money.

"Idol! You are my god!! Why did you run into the sea woohoo!

"I'm so stupid, I ran all the way to Xinhui, but I didn't see the mover, nor did Chuan Guoyuxi, or even the twenty-five cannons of the Yashan Sea Battle, what's the matter, Laozi Big loss!

Cliff Mountain Attractions.

At this moment, the two of them were dumbfounded looking at the screen of the mobile phone. They did the high-speed train for eight hours, and finally came to Xinhui from Chang'an City, but Su Dong ended up in the ocean?!

What a mess!

"Director, Su Dong is in the sea, what should we do?"

"Wait! He can't stay at sea forever! He's going back to Xinhui to rest tonight! Su Dong surprises people every day, we must sign up to our live broadcast platform for such people!"

"As long as Su Dong is signed, it will be a great achievement! When I get promoted, you will take my place, and the future will be bright!"

"!!! I was motivated! But Director, even if Su Dong goes ashore, he should go ashore at the pier, right? It's full of rough waves and rocks and reefs. Even if there is a boat, it's impossible to stop here, right?

"...Makes sense! Let's go! Let's go to the pier! If I can't wait for Su Dong, I can't go back to the headquarters!!

Outside the Xinhui Cultural and Tourism Department Building.

The same two people stared at the live broadcast on the mobile phone.

"Manager, we seem to have gone to the wrong place again... Su Dong doesn't seem to be here..."

The manager waved his fist angrily, "What on earth is Su Dong doing?! He dug up all the national treasures such as the Chuan Guo Jade Seal, and he didn't even have the mentality of nostalgia, so he went straight to the sea to fish!

He was really annoyed, shouldn't normal people be ecstatic when they caught the Chuan Guo Jade Seal?!

This is the Imperial Jade Seal!

Enough Su Dong to brag all his life!

But Su Dong is good, there is no nostalgia at all, and he went straight to the sea to fish early in the morning!

You are even fishing!

Anyway, fishing on land!

That way they have a chance to find it anyway!

Running to the ocean, the vastness is too bad, he is looking for a ghost!

After being annoyed, the manager changed his voice and then praised:

"However, this Su Dong's ability to do things is really good. The vast ocean is so vast, and he was able to catch so many foreign seawater probes by fishing, and even a bomb that was about to explode was hooked by him. , This is a real cow.

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You can say good things and bad things, what more can I say?

"Then, Director? Are we waiting here?"

"Wait! He's not here, who are we waiting for?! Chuan Guoyuxi can't see it, what are you doing here? Haven't seen the armed police at the door looking at us for a long time?!

"Go! Where is Soso Xinhui's fishing pier, I don't believe this kid won't go back to the pier!

A five-star hotel.

Executive Lounge.

The chief director of the "Professional Experience Officer" program group and accompanying lawyers are having lunch here.

While eating lunch, the two also watched Su Dong live.

It wasn't until the lunch on the plate was finished and the wine on the side was drained that the chief director praised:

"This Su Dong really is a talent. Wherever he goes, there is a hot spot. It's a humanoid self-propelled hot spot creator."

The accompanying lawyer also nodded and said with admiration:

"It's really amazing, far away in the ocean, I thought he caught a few rare fish in the world at most, who would have guessed that he even caught a foreign seawater probe and caught six or seven at a time!

"But the last bomb was too dangerous. If Su Dong hadn't seen the opportunity quickly, the two of them would have been in danger."

The chief director frowned, "That bomb is really dangerous, the two of them almost died, no, I'm going to contact Cai Kun and ask him to tell Su Dong, take it easy when fishing, don't fish for something as dangerous as a bomb.

Saying that, he took out his phone.

The accompanying lawyer grinned, "Director, I think what you said is useless, Su Dong probably doesn't want to catch the bomb, but he can't decide this.

General Director:

makes sense.

"Then get in touch and at least let them be careful when fishing in the future. If they catch a bomb, turn around and run, don't hesitate!"

After all, he took out his mobile phone, and after connecting the phone, he gave a good warning, and then he hung up satisfied.

The accompanying lawyer asked at this time, "Director, when will we sign the contract? Should we go to sea to find them now, or wait for Su Dong to go ashore tonight?"

The chief director pondered for a while, and said: "Wait for them to go ashore tonight, after all, they are broadcasting live now, so we can't disturb them. 35

As the person behind the scenes, he didn't really want to be on the big screen, and they weren't short of time.

Just wait for an afternoon.

Extranet.

After several hot searches in the past few days, Su Dong has already gained a certain popularity on the Internet.

Today, Su Dong's edited video is still posted on YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook by some people, and then reposted on various forums in his country.

Many netizens in Western countries that do not border the Dragon Country are obviously not interested in sea water detectors, and they are more enthusiastic about Su Dong's last kick.

"Fake squid!!! That last kick was so cool!! The bomb was kicked 100 meters away in an instant, and then it exploded!! Oh my god!! This is like a movie scene! 39

"Handsome! So handsome!! Kicked away! Then exploded in the air! I'd call it a god's kick!!

"It's too dangerous! I was almost killed by a bomb, this anchor and photographer are really dying!

"I'm going to the Dragon Kingdom to be a teacher! I want to learn this trick! I must learn this god's foot!! It's so handsome!!!"

"Ouma! I also said that there is another person from the Dragon Kingdom with such a powerful foot. It turned out to be the same one who kicked the shark with one kick yesterday! No wonder it is so powerful!

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"Dragon Kingdom Kung Fu! This is the legendary Dragon Kingdom Kung Fu!"

"Cough, although his kick is very handsome, but as a friendly reminder, don't learn in this situation, jumping into the water immediately to protect yourself is the most important thing. 99

"The speed of this kick is not as fast as a howitzer tank, but I feel that it has surpassed the speed of a mortar shot. It's absolutely amazing!"

At the same time, some countries in Asia, especially those in East Asia and Southeast Asia, obviously care more about seawater detectors, which is closely related to them.

The first to boil is the Japanese country:

"One...two...three...seven! A full seven sea water detectors!! Bah!! How did you get this caught? Why is it so easy?!"

"Impossible! It must be an accident! Su Dong must have high technology! He must have brought something that can detect the signal of the sea water detector!! Otherwise he can't catch it!!

"Protest! We want to protest! This is obviously something of our country! Why should the Dragon Kingdom take it away!!"

"That's right! We put seawater detectors in our own territorial waters, but they accidentally drifted into the waters of Longguo. We ask Longguo to return our seawater detectors!"

"Yes, that's right! That's it! We released it in our own waters, but it was accidentally drifted into the waters of the Dragon Kingdom by the cold current of the Pacific Ocean.

"We were forced! It was Daddy Ying-chan who insisted on forcing us to put a seawater probe here!! You have the ability to trouble Daddy Ying-chan!

The netizens in the Japanese country exploded. However, the netizens in the Kimchi country next to them gloated over the misfortune. They didn’t even need someone from Longguo to go to the Internet. They spontaneously organized to ridicule the Japanese country:

"Bah! Thief!! You are in Northeast Asia, this is the southern sea, not the Yellow Sea in the East China Sea, where can the warm Pacific current blow so far! It spans most of the ocean?! 35

"The Japanese people are so disgusting, they don't even admit that they have done something wrong! Obviously they are secretly exploring the deep sea in the Dragon Country Sea area, but if they say that they drifted there by accident, do you really think that the people of the world are fools? 35

"Hehe, telling a joke, the Japanese Sea named after the Japanese country is an international sea, and warships of all countries can pass through here. 35

"It's not to lick his father Eagle sauce, otherwise, if the Japanese sea were his own waters, how would father Eagle sauce's ship pass through?

"Why do you keep this nonsense?! The video is clearly shot, this seawater detector is clearly the latest, and even has a production date. It was produced in March this year, and from March to September, the six months are warm currents. , a fart cold snap?!

"Hehe, the Japanese country is really good, the scars are forgotten, the anchor of the Long Kingdom should catch more of their sea water detectors!""

"Tsk tsk, Japanese friends, is the typhoon blowing cool! It blows almost all over the land of the Japanese country, so be careful! 55

I have to say that the masses of the Japanese and Kimchi countries are very happy.

As for the ridicule of the kimchi country, the people of the Japanese country are also not to be outdone and ridiculed in the opposite direction, such as eating kimchi for three meals, thieves, universe gods and so on.

In addition to Japan, netizens in Nanyue and Baodao also complained online.

"The Japanese country is talking nonsense, but we, South Vietnam, really put our own waters into the water, and then accidentally drifted over. We hope that the Long Kingdom can return the seawater probe to us."5

"Yes, yes, this is impossible, who made you draw the nine-dash line so long and wide, crossing the border is too normal.

"Speechless, how come the things from our treasure island were also caught? This place is so far from our island, which department put it there?

"Poisonous, I was ridiculed by mainland netizens at first, and now I have been caught with braids. How can I be happy to browse station B in the future?"

"Bah! Nanyue, what the hell are you talking about?! This is not the border of the sea, this is the hinterland of the Dragon Kingdom. If you accidentally cross the border, you can get so much more?! You have to talk about the basic law!

"The peace of mind of Baodao, everyone is a family, yours is mine, mine is still mine, the sea detector father will keep it for you for a while, and when the dust settles, father will return it to you, be good, be obedient. .

Things on the Internet, Su Dong and the two don't know for the time being, they are happily eating lobster at the moment.

Su Dong, Cai Kun, uncle fisherman, one lobster per person, pulled down the lobster tail the size of a child's arm, and the red and bright eyes were particularly appetizing.

"Well...comfortable..." After taking a bite, Su Dong praised:

"Little Caizi, try to catch a few more big lobsters this afternoon. This stuff is really delicious. It's just so delicious when it is simply cooked. If you find a chef to cook it seriously, you can't even imagine the taste."5

Cai Kun, who was answering the phone, immediately rolled his eyes.

Dude, do you think this is a snail in the mud of the river?

If you really want to fish so well, the lobster has long been the price of cabbage.

It's like standing and talking without back pain.

After hanging up the phone, Cai Kun just bit the big crab, and then said:

"The director called and told you to take it easy, don't catch a bomb or something, it's too scary."

Su Dong blinked, this thing, he doesn't seem to have said it!

It's like he wants to catch a bomb! And.