Let You Take Charge Of The Student Union, All Mercenaries?
President 0012, Your Idea Is Too Awesome
"I'm a mother, Lin Miaoxue, you really dare to write."
Yan Qianqian said with a look of surprise.
"According to what you wrote, our team is simply invincible in the world!"
Black Panther Shen Wen was also very surprised and deeply admired Lin Miaoxue in his heart.
"I thought I would be invincible, Mr. Tiger. Seeing you, I feel a little inferior now!"
Fat Tiger gave a thumbs up, admiring Lin Miaoxue's fabrication ability.
"President, your idea is too awesome."
Zhang Hao laughed and said to Jiang Feng, looking at Jiang Feng's eyes, he felt that Jiang Feng was mighty and domineering!
And some people think that Jiang Feng asked Lin Miaoxue to write like this, which is a bit too unreliable.
They feel that this description is too exaggerated.
This kind of experience is simply not possible for humans to complete.
But Jiang Feng was quite calm in the face of their objections.
"Don't care about exaggeration or not. Let's fill it in like this. Who do you think can prove that we really did it? Who can prove that we didn't do it?"
"Eh..." Liu Zhanpeng looked at the registration form that Lin Miaoxue was filling out, as rational as he was, unable to refute Jiang Feng's words for a while.
"It seems that there is really no way to prove it..."
"Then it's over!" Jiang Feng snapped his fingers, and said again: "There is no way to verify this kind of thing, right!"
"We're just playing tricks. It looks tall and majestic, which makes people feel fierce, but if we think about it carefully, there is no way to verify it."
"The things of the ancestors of the Dragon Kingdom are not Dao, but very Dao. True and false, false and true, you understand!"
"If you don't write it like this, do you have a better way?"
"Write it like this first, and when there are more tasks to complete in the future, it will naturally expand. At that time, it will be worthwhile!"
Jiang Feng said, looking at everyone with firm eyes.
Jiang Feng's method is indeed their best method.
Compared with Kong Baixiang who didn't write a single word, it's much better to make up a whole story.
"That's right, anyway, it's better to write something than not to write it. What the president said makes sense!"
Lei Haoyu nodded, agreeing to Jiang Feng's words.
"This is indeed a good idea, why didn't I think of it?"
Fat Tiger scratched the back of his head, agreeing with what Jiang Feng said.
"You are so stupid that you can compare with the president. If you can figure it out, then you will be the president, hahaha!"
Gunpowder Bear Zhang Hao patted Fat Tiger on the back of the head and joked.
"Just follow the guidance of the president, the designation is correct!" Shen Wen said with a determined face.
After everyone nodded in agreement, they all got together and made up their plans.
"I want to write like this. Half a year ago, I went to the North Pole alone to pursue the enemy, repelled a company of support from the enemy, and beat the polar bear away with my bare hands."
Zhang Hao stared at his eyebrows, talking happily.
"I'm damn... you are too much! You even beat the polar bear away. Your body is not enough for a polar bear to fill its stomach. It's not a fake that can be seen at a glance ?"
Li Zhengwen looked at Zhang Hao with disdain, and refuted his wild ideas.
"How is it possible?" Zhang Hao stared and said, "The president said, it's fine if there is no way to verify it. Is it possible that they still have to go to the North Pole to ask the polar bear I killed?"
Hearing Zhang Hao's words, Jiang Feng laughed: "Haha, if you are so reckless, you will draw inferences from one example, it's ok, just write it like this."
With Jiang Feng's affirmation, Zhang Hao burst out laughing, took a pen and began to fill in.
"Then how should I write it? I don't have enough brains!"
Liu Zhanpeng has always been rational, but he was also trapped in rationality.
The imagination is not so rich, and I can't think of these unrealistic things, and I am a little at a loss.
"You, aren't you from the South China Sea? Then you write like that."
Jiang Feng thought for a while, then raised his head to give him advice.
"You just write that in order to blow up the enemy submarine, you held your breath in the sea for an hour, and killed the great white shark with one hand."
? ? ? ?
"Holy shit, hold your breath under the sea for an hour? I'm not a water monkey! It's too crazy to kill a great white shark with one hand!"
The pen in Liu Zhanpeng's hand fell to the ground, and he looked at Jiang Feng in surprise.
"Basically, just write it like this, holding your breath for an hour isn't a must-have skill for you people from the South China Sea!"
Jiang Feng said jokingly.
"..."
Before Liu Zhanpeng could refute, after picking up the pen from the ground, looking back, Fat Tiger had already written it for him.
And Fat Tiger is looking at him with a smile on his face: "Good brother, it's nothing to do with a little effort!"
Knowing that he had no choice but to shake his head, Liu Zhanpeng could only agree with their arrangement.
After he finished writing, Han Xiaoheng, the money mouse, quickly said, "Here, tell me how I can write it well!"
"You, once participated in the Syrian war, a large sniper regiment wiped out a battalion, and even helped Syria regain a gold mine."
Lin Miaoxue said with a smile while writing.
"Okay, okay, this is good, I like gold mines, hahaha!"
Han Xiaoheng, the money mouse, smiled excitedly, as if the gold mine belonged to him.
"What a big money fan!" Everyone sighed in unison.
"What about me, let's come up with ideas together!" Fat Tiger Luo Peng said with a naive smile and expectation.
Seeing this silly, Jiang Feng stroked his chin and thought for a while before speaking.
"You once helped country H to lurk in a large underworld gang, and used your unique personality charm to get the boss's woman to warm your bed. Then you used a wise strategy to successfully blame the second boss, causing the gang to collapse. It's over. Go away, and hide merit and fame deeply."
Hearing this, Fat Tiger Luo Peng looked excited: "It's so exciting!"
"This style is in line with my identity as Master Tiger. We are convincing people with virtue and intelligent junglers. The president is too awesome, so let's write it like this."
Fat Tiger Luo Peng was so excited that he took a pen and began to write.
Everyone suppressed their smiles, and looked at Jiang Feng with "Bull Beep" in capital letters!
Afterwards, under everyone's ravings, the actual combat experience that had caused them a headache was quickly completed.
Jiang Feng collected all the registration forms, walked to the staff and handed them over.
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