Let You Travel Poorly, You Tm Take Fatty To Eat, Drink And Have Fun

Anyone who has ever fished knows it.

The most taboo of fishermen is what Fatty just said, "Buy two catties in the market."

Because most fishermen are not good at it.

After fishing for a day or a night, it is normal for a fish not to be caught.

But fishermen often want face.

Or buy it from fishing friends, or go to the market to buy it.

After buying, I raised my head and chest, and went home with the fish I bought.

Everyone said, "Second aunt, I caught this fish, it looks okay, doesn't it?"

After being praised, one more sentence is often added.

"I catch too much tomorrow, I'll give away two to the second aunt."

It's a pity that the second aunt didn't eat the fish he caught until she died.

Obviously, the fisherman in front of him is this kind of person.

Although he opened his mouth to "Fishing the Four Realms", he shut up and said, "This old man is fishing for loneliness."

It's a pity that this can't conceal that he is a fishing rookie.

Since a few years ago, the fisherman has been obsessed with fishing.

It cost tens of thousands of dollars to buy equipment, but only a handful of fish were caught.

However, for the sake of face.

The fishing uncle is the same as the majority of fishing friends.

Every time I can't catch any fish, I will buy a few and take them home to show off.

Over time, he became famous for buying fish in this area.

Known as "buying fish uncle".

So when Fatty said that he wanted to buy two catties for him to go home.

The fisherman completely broke his defenses.

He pointed at Fatty with one hand, covered his chest with the other, his lips were covered with lips, trembling and unable to speak.

Fat Di and Jiang Chen were at a loss when they saw the uncle like this.

The audience in the live broadcast room were all dumbfounded.

"I'll wipe it, the uncle won't be pissed off, will he?"

"Maybe, this uncle has a bad temper, maybe he will pass."

"Jiang Chen gave the first blow, and Fatty just made up the knife. Who is more responsible for the loss of the uncle?"

"No way, Fatty and Jiang Chen are legally responsible?"

..."

In an instant, tens of millions of netizens panicked.

I was afraid that the uncle would die.

At this time, a bullet screen floated by.

"Don't worry, Mr. Fisherman is fine, he's just pretending."

"Pretending? Really or fake?"

"Don't talk nonsense, you have to take responsibility!"

"I'm not talking nonsense. I'm a doctor in the Department of Cardiovascular Medicine. A heart attack or a coronary heart attack usually takes a few seconds. There's an uncle holding his chest for a long time like that. If I don't see it badly, the uncle is pretending No, he doesn't have a heart attack at all."

"The doctor is right. How about making a movie? Hold your chest for several minutes!"

"Shit, I'm scared to death, Mr. Fisher is still a veteran!"

"..."

Since ancient times, the gods have released barrage, and the fishing master's tricks have been broken in seconds.

Not only the audience can see it.

Jiang Chen and Fatty also found that the fisherman had nothing to do, he was just posing there!

I know it's not good for anyone to be dead.

So, Jiang Chen passed a step to the fisherman.

Said: "Uncle put out the fire, come to Genhuazi!"

After speaking, hand over the cigarette case.

As the audience guessed.

What kind of heart disease does the fisherman have?

He is in excellent health and tastes delicious.

Not to mention heart disease, colds are rare, and the body is comparable to a good guy.

With the steps down, the fisherman took Huazi knowingly.

With a cold snort:

"Young man, accumulate some morals, that is to say, the old man is easy to talk to, if it's someone else!"

There are good fruits for you two to eat. "

After speaking, he turned and left with Hua Zi in his mouth.

As soon as the fisherman left, Jiang Chen and Fatty's hearts fell to the ground.

Fatty said: "Jiang Chen, do you really know how to fish?"

After hearing this.

Jiang Chen had a black line on his forehead.

Say yes, that's total bullshit.

Until now he knew nothing about fishing.

Say no, he now has the "fishing god skill."

Of course, he doesn't even know what the so-called "fishing god skill" is now.

Jiang Chen pondered for a moment.

Isn't fishing just a fishing rod, fishing line and hook connected together?

And then a silly fish with a twitch bites the hook.

Isn't it simple?

But where to find the hook and line?

It is obviously too late to buy now.

If you go to borrow from the uncles around you.

Maybe if you meet someone with a real heart attack, it will be a big deal.

After thinking about it, isn't the fishhook just a bent wire?

It's so simple, why don't you make one yourself!

Having made up his mind, Jiang Chen said to Fatty:

"Take out the tool kit issued by the program team."

Fatty quickly took off his backpack and took out the tool bag from inside.

Not to mention, Wang Zhengyu is a dog.

The kit is quite complete.

Jiang Chen rummaged for a long time, and took a few paper clips and a roll of sewing thread.

Then, he finished the paper clip with all his strength, making it look like the fishhook in his mind.

Seeing Setsuna of "Fishhook", the audience in the live broadcast room went numb!

"What's the situation? Jiang Chen doesn't know how to fish with a paper clip?"

"If I can catch fish, I'll be like that buddy just now, and I'll eat five catties live."

"Count me in, I'll eat five catties if I catch it!"

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In an instant, +1s filled the screen.

Some people are bored and start counting.

A total of 2,000 people participated in eating Xiang.

That is to say, once Jiang Chen catches a fish with a paper clip.

Five tons of Xiang will be eaten in the live broadcast room.

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