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Chapter 74 Jiang Chen, You Don't Know How To Turn On The Clairvoyance! [Seek Full Order, Ask Fo
Although the barrage in the live broadcast room said that Jiang Chen should be bullied by another age group.
In fact, I wish Jiang Chen could teach these old gods a lesson.
Especially many of the viewers have been deceived by these gods.
While Jiang Chen was betting with the magic sticks.
The barrage began to complain about the experience of being deceived by God.
"I'm so sick of these magicians, I wish Jiang Chen would teach them a lesson, let me tell you about my experience!"
"Last year, after buying breakfast for my son who was sick and hospitalized, I saw a dumb master telling fortunes for free.
"But I didn't expect that the so-called masters and fortune tellers are liars."
"They have a clear division of labor, and they directed and acted out a good show in which fortune-telling by a master does not require money, but only does good deeds."
"Instigated by the onlookers watching the 'child care', I was worried about my son's illness and spent a total of 3,000 yuan to relieve his son's disaster.
"As a result, the money was spent, but my son is still not well. He has been in the hospital for nearly a year, and he just got better."
Seeing this mother's barrage, the audience in the live broadcast room was filled with righteous indignation.
Constantly yelling at liars.
At this time, a female id came to tell her experience of being cheated.
"A year ago, I was in poor health, so I found a 'master' to look after things."
"The 'Master' told me that I needed to buy a talisman and burn it at the crossroads to relieve the disaster, and I gave him 1,000 yuan.
"In a few days, the "Master" told me many times that I was possessed by the "Fox Fairy"!"
"I needed to buy a talisman to break the marriage, and I transferred more than 30,000 yuan to him one after another.
"It was only after the police arrested the "Master" that I realized that I had been cheated!"
As a native of Longguo, because of traditional culture.
I have been more or less exposed to metaphysical mathematics since childhood.
But because most of the contacts are false masters and real liars.
Everyone is disgusted and curious about these magic sticks in the picture.
At this time, Jiang Chen has already made a bet with the magic sticks.
The bet of the god sticks is to lose streaking.
Jiang Chen's bet is that if he loses streaking, he will add 10,000 per person.
Fat Di was a little worried, and asked secretly: "Jiang Chen, we don't have so much money, how can we accompany them if we lose!"
After hearing this, Jiang Chen smiled slightly and said, "Do you think I will lose?"
Fatty shook his head, and then said: "I don't think you will lose, but if you lose, we really don't have the money to compensate."
Jiang Chen leaned close to her ear and whispered: "Silly Fatty, won't we run away if we lose?"
"These old coffins on the opposite side, old arms and old legs, can't you still run?"
Fatty's ears are a little sensitive, and Jiang Chen happened to touch them intentionally or unintentionally.
Immediately, his face was flushed, and he said: "I can run past!"
Jiang Chen laughed out loud.
Looking at Jiang Chen from the opposite side, Jiang Chen laughed.
They all frowned, thinking that Jiang Chen and Fatty were plotting something.
The gossip robe old god stick said coldly:
"Boy, it's useless to talk too much. The craftsmanship passed down by our ancestors can be judged."
The rest of the old gods shouted in unison:
"Old Zhang is right, let's go straight to the sky!"
Jiang Chen snorted coldly: "No problem.
"I don't bully you for your age."
"Well, I'll make a divination for each of you."
"As long as I make a mistake, I will immediately admit defeat!"
After hearing this, the faces of all the old gods changed.
crazy! so fucking crazy!
I have never seen a divination master dare to say such big words.
Who do you think you are?
Do you think you are the god of sackcloth who depends on the commoner?
Or do you think you are Yuan Tiangang who drew "Tui Bei Tu"?
Or Guiguzi, the ancestor of the hexagram master?
Don't say you are not, even if you are, even if these three people are here.
I believe they dare not say such big words.
The way of heaven is impermanent, and manpower is always exhausted.
Who dares to say that it is good?
All magicians regard Jiang Chen as a mental patient!
Because in their view, only mental patients would speak such big words.
The audience in the live broadcast room also became worried.
"Jiang Chen is too big, it would be a good fortune-telling!"
"That's right, don't talk about fortune-telling, there are times when calculations are sloppy!"
"I think Jiang Chen is too arrogant this time. It's more dangerous than good!"
"Fart, what is bad luck? Has Jiang Chen ever lost?"
"That's right, Jiang Chen is the old man's nemesis, how could he lose?"
"You people don't know how to count, you should ask the Great God!"
"Yes, it's difficult to find a great master, if not, please use that great master just now!"
"Great God!"
"Great God!"
"Great God!"
The audience is warmly invited, and the audience has been calling for it.
The magic number enthusiast appeared just now.
The first sentence of the great god made all the people who supported Jiang Chen feel cold in half.
"I also think Jiang Chen is too big."
"Although I can be sure that Jiang Chen is the number one person in the Dragon Kingdom, and even the world's number one magician, and the number one person in the world."
"But the Great Liuren Divine Art is too complicated, not to mention humans, even gods will sometimes make mistakes.
"The 'six' in the Big Liuren represents the Kun hexagram of the Book of Changes, so the Big Liuren represents the universe, which means that everything can be divination."
"In other words, Jiang Chen wants to calculate everything with a mortal body. Is it possible?"
"Furthermore, the name of the Great Liuren Divine Art comes from the fact that water was born in one, so it is named Liuren, and Ren is Yangshui in divination."
"Probably the number of roots is in the five elements, and the five elements start from water, and the yin is raised to arouse the yang, so it is called Renyan, and the formation is based on the birth, so it is called Liuyan.
"Zhouyi takes the Qian hexagram as the head, and accepts Liujia in the inner hexagram, so Qimen is called Dunjia, and the outer hexagram accepts Liuren, so it is called Liurenni."
The sky gives birth to water, the sky gives birth to five earths, and together they form six. A slanted person on the character Ren looks like water facing east..."
I don't know if it's because this great god hasn't exchanged spells with others for a long time.
Start talking there that no one can understand.
Seeing this, the audience hurriedly used barrage to stop it.
"God, it's okay, we understand, don't continue!"
"God, it's okay, we understand, don't continue!"
"God, it's okay, we understand, don't continue!"
Seeing the barrage on the screen, the magician stopped chanting.
Although the great god talks a lot of nonsense, I love it.
But it also made the audience understand a truth, that is, Jiang Chen has a huge chance of losing in this match!
Talking and scolding, after four days of contact.
Almost every audience subconsciously regards Jiang Chen as a friend and family member.
No one wants Jiang Chen to lose to these magic sticks.
Everyone secretly cheered for Jiang Chen.
Five Elements Street, on the small square.
The magic sticks are ready to teach Jiang Chen a profound lesson.
Jiang Chen also stood opposite the magic stick.
Surrounded by spectators.
They all want to witness the contest between the "masters".
On the side of the magic stick, the old man in the gossip robe took the lead.
He raised his head and said sharply to Jiang Chen:
"Boy, let me make a divination for the old man first, and let the old man see your weight, whether you are a teacher or not!"
Hearing that the duel between the "Masters" is about to begin.
The surrounding people who eat melons are the first to get excited.
"Come! Come! Fight!
"Hurry up, don't blot the ink, I'm holding back my urine!"
"Grilled fish fillets with cigarettes and melon seeds, do you want anything?"
"Give me a bag of melon seeds, I like to eat melons while eating melon seeds!"
"..."
The old man in the gossip robe enjoys the catching up with the stars and the moon very much.
Pointing at Jiang Chen, he shouted to the crowd around him:
"Men and gentlemen, it is possible that you are late!"
"Maybe you don't understand the cause and effect of things."
"In order to let everyone eat melons better."
"I told everyone that this matter is...
The gossip robe old god stick said it happily.
"Paji~"
A handful of melon seeds were thrown on his face.
Then there was a loud roar:
"Speaking of Nima, what kind of a good person do you think you are? It's better to compare quickly than to get in the way!"
Someone threw melon seeds all over the face.
The gossip robe old god stick was furious, and he wanted to fight the person who threw him.
When he found the person who threw him, he was immediately frightened.
………ask for flowers…
A big man who was as fat as Austrian was eating melon seeds with his giant hands while staring at him coldly.
If this is the case alone, it doesn't necessarily frighten the old god stick in the gossip robe.
After all, there are more than a dozen people around him.
But when he glanced at the people around the big man.
All of a sudden, I lost my mind.
Where did this hell get a group of sumo wrestlers?!
"Disadvantage is a blessing."
"It's not that the time has not arrived!"
The gossip-robed old god stick repeated in his heart.
Then he looked at Jiang Chen and said embarrassingly, "Boy, are you still better than a monk?"
Jiang Chen said: "It's natural to compare, but I ask you to swear to your ancestors!"
"If you lie, your patriarch is above, and it will definitely not work in the future!"
After hearing this, the faces of all the gods changed.
Although they only rely on cheating for fortune-telling, they do have their own teachers.
The oath that Jiang Chen made them swear can be said to be very heavy.
A dozen magic sticks glanced at each other.
It seems that they all want to get the answer from the other party's eyes, whether to make this vow or not.
After a long time, the magic sticks still felt that there was nothing to lose.
There is also the temptation of 10,000 per person.
The god sticks nodded to each other.
Still, the gossip-robed old god stick raised his head, raised his right hand and shouted:
"My disciple Zhang Zonghui swears by the patriarchs of Maoshan of all ages that if what he says is false for a while, I hope that none of the hexagrams will come true in the future!"
Next, the rest of the identities took oaths one after another.
"The patriarchs of the Bazi School of all ages, my disciple Chen Hongzhi swears that if
"The patriarchs of the linen school, disciple Wang Xueyou swear,..."
After a while, more than a dozen magic sticks all swore an oath in the name of the patriarch.
Jiang Chen nodded towards them.
He snapped, "Let's begin!"
As soon as the voice fell, the gossip-robed old god stick took the lead.
², divination!"
Jiang Chen said quickly: "Name."
"Zhang Zonghui."
"birthday."
"xx year xx month xx day xx o'clock. 27
"A matter of divination?"
"Ask about marriage for a lifetime!"
"Widowed in early years, remarried in middle age, divorced in old age!"
It was almost a question and an answer between Setsuna.
Jiang Chen looked coldly at the gossip-robed old god stick.
The old god stick shook his body, clasped his fists and said, "I've been taught!"
After finishing speaking, he bowed his head and stepped back.
When he clasped his fists together, the melon eaters and the audience in the live broadcast room were stunned.
what's the situation?
How many seconds is it?
Finished?
Not only is it over, but it seems to be right?
Everyone is incredible.
Jiang Chen said indifferently: "The next one."
Another old magic stick came up.
"Name."
"Chen Hongzhi."
"birthday."
"xx, xx, xx, xx."
"A matter of divination?"
"Physical conditions!"
"Early prostatitis, gallstones, other organs are fine!"
The question and answer ended almost at the same time.
The body of the second old magic stick also swayed.
He clasped his fists and said, "I've been taught!"
There was a "wow".
The people who eat melons blew up the temple.
"It's fake, it's a group of magic sticks acting in a play!"
"Why can't I believe it's so accurate?"
"Yeah, look at the sun, pinch your fingers and it will come out?"
"This shit is too fake, it's even better than Lai Buyi on TV!"
Almost no one in the crowd believed it.
Everyone thinks that Jiang Chen and Shengun are in the same group.
The same scene fell into the eyes of the audience in the live broadcast room, but it was completely different.
Because the audience knew that it was impossible for Jiang Chen to be with them.
Everyone in the audience was shocked by Jiang Chen's performance just now.
The originally bustling barrage seemed to be drugged.
After a long time, a barrage floated over.
"Jiang Chen, you don't know how to turn on the perspective hang three!"
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