Let You Travel Poorly, You Tm Take Fatty To Eat, Drink And Have Fun

"I just lose my hair, you fucking want to pierce my waist?"

The glasses otaku shouted.

I really don't blame him, no one can figure it out.

Why do you need to have needles on your waist for hair loss?

It is understandable for the otaku in glasses to yell.

It's a pity that it doesn't matter what he shouted, and it instantly attracted countless eyes.

More importantly, the Mandarin spoken in Han City has obvious local characteristics.

Zha (zha) and Ga (ga) are somewhat indistinguishable.

Especially the otaku with glasses is in a hurry and speaks super fast.

So this piercing my waist is easy to hear as Ga (cut) my waist.

Now it's a lot of fun.

There are already many people in the square.

Hearing someone's waist being cut, they all raised their eyes to search.

"Who wants to cut the waist? Who is so bold?"

"Cutting the waist? Here in broad daylight? Is there any law?"

"Then you have to cut your waist? I've only heard of it but never seen it!"

"Cutting the waist? Human waist? See and see!"

In an instant, the whole square boiled.

"They're going to cut that boy's waist!"

In the crowd, a god shouted.

Everyone looked at the uncle's fingers.

Three beauties in pink nurse uniforms and red fishnet stockings came into view.

Seeing Fatty and the others for the first time.

Several thousand people passed the judgment.

This is a new type of criminal gang.

Using beautiful women as bait to persecute the victim.

In the end, the victim's waist was cut off for trafficking.

If it is in a place where no one is.

In the face of this kind of gang crime, don't look at it as just three women and one man.

Few people really dare to go up.

But it's different now, so I don't say anything in full view.

Not far away is a line of police officers.

In an instant, everyone became a hero.

Kill Jiang Chen and their medical stall.

"The one you want to cut the waist?"

"Catch them all and send them to the prison!"

"Hurry up and tell me, does 747 have any accomplices?"

"No wonder you dress like this, it turns out it's all a routine, premeditated!"

More than a hundred people at the top began to denounce.

Seeing that he was misunderstood, the otaku with glasses quickly explained:

"Wrong! Wrong! It's not the waist, it's the kidney."

In a panic, the otaku with glasses made a mistake again.

The melon-eating crowd got excited and shouted.

"That's right, calling it a kidney means cutting it!"

"We all talk about the waist, not the waist."

"Young man, don't be afraid, the sky is bright and bright, they dare not do anything to you!"

"Don't worry, someone is going to call the police, they will be here soon."

"I have discovered these three women a long time ago. Can they be good people dressed like this?"

"How early is it to see you early?"

"How early? They bought nurse uniforms and fishnet stockings in the love Q shop, and I followed them until they went to the bathroom to change, and I followed them here again!"

"Damn it, Wei Xing! You are not a good person either!"

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I follow to prevent crime!"

In the live broadcast room, I saw Jiang Chen and the four of them being misunderstood by the people who eat melons.

The audience laughed and rolled forward and backward.

"I'm dying of laughter, the child's doctor treatment is like cutting his waist!"

"What's so funny? If Da Mimi and Fatty were nurses, I would be willing to cut my waist for nothing!"

"Jiang Chen didn't look at the almanac when he went out today, so he kept making jokes!"

"It has to be said that Wang Zhengyu is brilliant. After joining Damimi and Chen Ping, Jiang Chen completely messed up his rules!"

"I'm so happy to see it today, I'm so happy!"

Although Jiang Chen and Fatty were misunderstood.

The audience is not worried, after all, even the glasses otaku can't explain clearly.

There are also photographers and video evidence here.

Being misunderstood again, the otaku with glasses became anxious.

He shouted: "Let's all go away, it's nothing to do with you! I'm here to see a doctor!"

After hearing this, the melon-eating crowd looked at the otaku like an idiot (cffh).

"Hey! Hey! This baby was scared by some kind of ecstasy soup, and she said it's okay to have her waist cut."

"There's a knife on Sezi's head! Boy, wake up!"

"Call the police quickly, if you are late, you will lose your kidney!"

"The police are here, hurry up!"

The people who eat melons give way.

Several policemen came before the medical stand.

"What's going on? Who wants to cut whose waist?"

When the police arrived, the glasses nerd became more nervous.

Said: "No one wants to cut the waist, it is he who wants to pierce my waist."

Hearing this, several police officers frowned.

He asked Jiang Chen, "What's the situation? Why did you stab him in the waist?"

Jiang Chen was very speechless, surrounded the needles on the table and said:

"I was seeing a doctor for him, and I was going to use acupuncture needles to unblock his meridians.

"That's why the waist is pierced, let alone the waist is cut!"

After listening to Jiang Chen's explanation, the policeman looked at the otaku with glasses.

Asked: "Don't be afraid, is that what he said?"

The glasses otaku nodded.

At this moment, everyone knew it was a misunderstanding, they had nothing to eat, and dispersed one after another.

"Cut, I gasped for breath when I spoke, I thought it was really a waist cut!"

"That's right, I'm ready to make a vibrato, and I've already thought of a title, it's called: A new type of criminal gang, first seduce and then cut the waist.

"Fuck, your name is not bad, if you really say it, you will be on fire!"

"That's right, I lost my popularity!"

Seeing the crowd disperse, the policeman criticized the eye otaku:

"Be careful next time you speak in public, do you know that it almost caused a riot just now.

"Are you responsible for what happened?"

The otaku with glasses nodded quickly to admit his mistake.

After a few words of education, the four policemen turned and left.

Seeing the police leave, Boss Yang let out a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, the misunderstanding was resolved early.

If you are taken to the police station, if you are recognized.

Needless to say, it will definitely be in the headlines tomorrow.

She has already made up the name of the headline.

【Yang Mi seduces an otaku, and Fatty waits for an opportunity to cut his waist】

Thinking of this, Boss Yang couldn't help but look at the second protagonist of the title.

It doesn't matter at first glance, but after reading it, I almost died of anger.

Fatty is like a normal person, drinking yogurt with a straw!

It seemed that what happened just now had nothing to do with her.

If there is no one around, Boss Yang will have to say a few words to Fatty.

However, it is still important to see a doctor for the glasses otaku right now.

After all, this is related to whether Jiang Chen can be a hit.

Can you make money today.

Boss Yang turned his gaze back to Jiang Chen.

At this moment, Jiang Chen was still calm and composed as usual. ,

He said to the otaku with glasses: "Is your disease curable?"

"If you die, please leave, I have to receive the next patient."

Hair loss in this season has troubled otaku with glasses for many years.

I went to many hospitals and tried many methods, but nothing worked.

As a last resort, he put on his hat in the summer.

Today he came to see the Chinese medicine doctor with the attitude of giving it a try.

However, it was not the same, and I saw three Chinese doctors in a row.

They also have no good way.

Thinking that the young man in front of him could see his condition at a glance.

The glasses otaku made up his mind.

Asked: "Are you sure piercing my waist can cure me? There are no other sequelae?"

Jiang Chen nodded, and said, "It will be effective immediately after one injection!"

"Okay, let's do it!"

The otaku with glasses turned around and lifted his shirt to reveal his lower back.

Jiang Chen nodded, and took out two long needles from the wooden box.

He didn't even look at it, and the otaku with glasses gave him two consecutive injections.

Then I saw his right hand twisting the needle continuously.

In the next second, the glasses otaku shouted:

Hot! Hot! Hot! Isn’t it acupuncture!”

"Why did you burn me with a lighter!"

The voice did not fall.

With a wave of Jiang Chen's right hand, two long needles were pulled out.

Said: "Okay, from now on you won't lose your hair again!"

The otaku with glasses was shocked, turned his head and asked, "Is this all right?"

No wonder he was surprised, from feeling a needle pricking him to feeling hot.

It took less than five seconds to feel nothing.

How amazing is Chinese medicine?

Jiang Chen said: "Whether it's good or not, you take off your hat and you're done watching."

The otaku with glasses took off his hat dubiously.

Sure enough, it was the same as what he said.

The hair loss was severe, and some parts of the head appeared bald.

The eyed otaku stretched out his hand and tried to brush his hair.

According to before, if he did this, he would definitely get a lot of electric hair.

However, after the eggs are gathered together.

Not a single hair on his hands.

how can that be?

This is too amazing!

Seeing this scene, I saw the exaggerated expression of the glasses otaku.

The audience in the live broadcast room exploded first.

"Really or not? It's not the request of the show crew!"

"Yeah, even I, a fan of Jiang Chen, think it's too fake, just lose my hair and get two needles in my waist?"

"If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe it even if I was killed!"

"I also lose my hair, do I need to get two needles later?"

"It's an eye-opener today, Jiang Chen is still the same Jiang Chen!"

"Don't worry, I will definitely ask Jiang Chen why!"

"That's right, I'll know the reason for the waist piercing right away!"

If the barrage in the live broadcast room said.

The otaku with glasses expressed his doubts.

"Master, can you explain the cause of my strange disease?"

The reason why the young Jiang Chen is called a master.

Because he felt that Jiang Chen was really capable.

After all, he went to many hospitals with this strange disease.

Tried many methods to no avail.

Even the few Chinese doctors on the side were helpless.

But Jiang Chen actually solved the problem with two gentle injections.

And the solution is immediate, not procrastinating.

Seeing the glasses otaku asked back.

Jiang Chen said lightly: "Are you sure you want to hear about your cause in public?"

The eyed otaku nodded and said:

"Sure, I want to know."

"Okay, I said it! You just rushed too much!"

Jiang Chen said afterwards.

Hearing this, the entire live broadcast room, both male and female, were all laughing numbly!

"Is it true? Is such a strange disease caused by excessive flushing?"

"I've only heard of kidney deficiency. It's a strange disease, but I haven't seen it yet!"

"Now the glasses are dumbfounded, and a group of people around are listening!"

"Who is to blame? Didn't Jiang Chen ask him if he wanted to speak in public?"

"How many times has this kid died today, and he will soon become a celebrity in Han City."

"It's ridiculous to think about it. He originally came to see a doctor, but he turned Pang Di and the others into a dating platform. This is not the end. He lost his hair and was announced to the public. How will he live in the future!"

Similarly, there are many reasons why glasses nerds get strange diseases.

All the people who eat melons have to laugh.

Fatty even laughed and rolled forward and backward.

Boss Yang and Chen Ping couldn't help covering their mouths and laughing.

As the party involved, the glasses otaku blushed like a monkey's ass.

I can't wait to find a seam in the ground to get in.

However, as a science student, there is a why in everything.

The glasses otaku raised his own doubts.

"Master, I don't rush too often, why do I get sick this season? Are you fine at other times?"

Jiang Chen said: "From summer to autumn, people's kidney meridians are weakened."

"If you rush too much, it will cause the kidney meridian to be blocked."

"When the kidney meridian is blocked, you will lose your hair."

"When this season is over, the kidney meridian will automatically return to normal, and you will no longer lose your hair!"

"If you want to get rid of the root of this disease, you have to be self-disciplined and flush less in this season of the year."