Chapter 3 The Sudden Kiss

A Good Martial Art can change the Future of a Family .
And a God ? The Gods not only have to be extremely Strong in Martial Arts , they need good Martial Comprehension , since Comprehension is extremely Important for Celestial Beings .
So Gods are extremely Strong Beings , which won’t die so easily . So it’s not the Question if he/she can change the Future of a Family , the God can Change a Country . Maybe even the Possibility of Future Itself .
So what is <<Berserk>> ? Berserk is the Strongest Cultivation Art from one of the Legends , the Strenth is extremely . First Stage <<Berserk>> , Double Power , Double Speed , Double Qi .. just everythings Double so Strong .
2th Stage Berserk , everything is Qudraple
3th Stage Berserk , everythink is Octdraple .
…….
At the tenth Stage everything is 1000 Times as Strong as Previous .
(TN: It would be 1024 , but i think if you didn’t take it seriously then it’s ok)
It would be extremely Strong ! Imagine a Punch with 1000x the Force of your own Punch !
(TN: Imagine a 1kg Stone and throwing it lightly would result the same as 1000kg falling on the Ground)
That’s the Reason why Luo Tian is so hyped , “ Berserk ! I really need to learn this as fast as possible .“
As long as he had his Cultivation Art , he would never fear any fear . Why should I fear Luo Yue who is at the 5th Stage of Xuentu , if i am able to punch him to death !
Luo Tians Mood was as high as Possible , so he quickly walked behind the Mountains .
The Best Level Grinding would be to kill Monsters , 100 Miles from Treasure Mountain Range is the Paradises for Monsters and YaoMo , the Ghost Mountain Range . But Luo Tian just want to walk in there to kill em , just for Power !
YaoMo Physical Body is almost Undefeatable , if we add their inhuman Strength , the only Way to describe them is Powerful . Normal Humans stand no Chance against , even if its a Powerful Expert , they wouldn’t walk in there for no Reason . There were some Rumors that there were even some YaoMo who have a Human Shape , their Power is even Stronger .
Luo Tians Ability against Beetle is pretty good , but if he were to go against a YaoMo , even if its only against one of the 0th Stage , the YaoMo would probably only need some little Punches and he would be dead . So thinking to go in and kill Monsters is only running into your own Death !
The Weak Luo Tian would never think of going into there , since everyone have just one Life , right ?
If you’re Dead , then there’s no Use .
So to take Action he can only wait for Ma Tongs Quests and search for Beetles .
As the Beetle Murderer Luo Tian only have to see Horse Shit or Cow Shit to take Action , since there’ll be some Beetles . He only have to Step on them .
Everytimes there’s a Patsch Sound , and Luo Tian walks his Way . Its pretty Hard , but Insects are Meat too . Because Luo Tians Strength isn’t Sufficient he has no Choice but to kill those Insects .
With Killing those Insects and walking he noticed he already is behind the Mountain .
Behind the Mountain is Wasteland , with lots of Grass growing on the Ground .
(TN: Maybe i should put Steppe instead of Wasteland , but i think Wasteland a pretty good Word)
Luo Tian didn’t want to waste Time , so he took a Sickle and began his hard Work . Since he has to finish before the Sky gets Dark , he worked pretty Hard . That’s 50 Exp after all .
As he Harvested the Grass , Luo Tian thinked of other Choices to Level Up . If he only Relied on Ma Tongs Quest it’s gonna take a too Long .
Beetles give one Exp per Kill , but to Level up from lv 2 -> lv 3 it takes 200 Exp , that means 200 Beetles . But where to i find so much Beetles ?
(TN: isn’t he at lv 1 ? Somehow he seemed to be lv 2 now …. )
The Other Problem is if Ma Tong is able to give new Quests . If he only had those 2 Quests , his Leveling will have a Huge Problem . So he has to do these Pretty Fast .
Just as Luo Tian was thinking what to do , he heard a “ Sou “ Sound from the Forest .
A White Shadow appeared .
“ Gaaa , a Fairy ?“
A White Cloth floated above the Ground , Long black hair move alongside the Wind . In her Hand was a Sword , directed in one Direction . It doesn’t Matter how one looked , she looked like a Fairy . Her Smooth Movements , her Emotionless Face , and that Sword which emited a Cold Aura . Everything was so Beautiful , it makes people hold their Breath , and it makes People …
“ Ah ? Why do i feel that the Sword is pointed on me … WTF ! It really is pointed one me .“
Luo Tian has Big Shock , his Body trembled . The Gras Heigh which covered the Ground would be half a Person and since Luo Tian crouched while collecting Grass as well as didn’t care about his Surroundings one couldn’t saw him .
But as Luo Tian standed up , his Body could be seen in this Grass Forest .
This Floating , in a Hand a Sword Girl Face changed and yelled : ,, Ah ! Why is a Person here ? Go , run away ! As Fast a Possible , i can’t stop it !“
What for a Suprise , the Qi in her Body isnt Balanced , so she doesn’t have any Control .
Her Speed even gets Faster . Luo Tian started to run as fast as Possible , running the almighty “ S “ in Games . (TN: Its seriously just running left , then right for making the enemy Confused) He runned for his Life , because the White Beauty floated after him attempting to „kill“ him .
But … Luo Tians “ S “ Way was followed by the White Beauty , since she flyed the “ S “ Way with much more Speed .
“ Don’t run so Confusing . “ adviced the Sister .
Luo Tian turned his Head over and Cried : ,, Can you Please stop Flying so Confusing ?“
Just as Luo Tian turned his over to run away , the white Beauty shouted : ,, Sh*t , I have no Qi in my Dantian anymore !“
Plump , the whole Person falled in a straight Line on Luo Tian .
(TN: … C’mon , i want that a Beauty fall on me too ! Why can’t i have the almighty Plot-Luck ?)
Luo Tian wanted let White Cloth fly past him , so he prepared to Stop . But he wouldn’t believe that she would fall like a Stone on him , and it happened too Fast , so he has no Time to prepare .
“ I must say … “ he couldn’t even finish his Sentence anymore as White Cloth Beauty falled on him . Two Persons , Feet on Feet , Hand on hand , Face to Face , Mouth to Mouth … it looked like a Fusion .
“ Chuuu “ two Mouths touched each other , somehow with the will of Heaven or other mystical Power the tongue of the White Cloth Beauty entered the Mouth of Luo Tian …
Soft , Slippery , wet and Sweet . All of this feeled Luo Tian at this Moment . His whole Body feeled Electricified , as if he got an Electro Shock . This Feeling was Amazing , just too good .
Because he was an Otaku , he never feeled the Lips of a Woman , he didn’t even hold Hands with a Woman . (TN: Wait wut … , i should change the Puchi-Puchi Sport in Chapter 1)
So he feeled amazing and his Heart was in Chaos , because it was just too good !
The Other Thing was that the White Clothed Sister was just too Beautiful , with so many round Curves . More Beautiful then those Celebrities in his Previous Life , even if he couldn’t even stay next to them in his Previous Life . But now a Girl so Beautiful that he couldn’t even imagine in his previous Life lied on top of him , and it happened without any Warnings .
“ Aah …. “ White Cloth Sister blinked with her Eyes , cried and leaved his Body with flushed red Cheeks . As she was at the Edge of the Grass Wasteland she turned and saw the still Silly Smiling Luo Tian , which looked like he was the Luckyst man Alive and said angrily : ,, Why didn’t you dodged ?“
Luo Tian gulpt his Spit and grunted : ,, I wanted to dodge , but where could i dodge ? You flyed at me and just as i wanted to Stop you falled down on me , so where do you want me to dodge ? “
,, Ah … , ehh … if that’s so then im sorry .“ White Cloth Sister lowered her Head and recognized her Fault . But just as she finished her Apogolize , she said angrily : ,, Just now Nothing Happened , Everything didn’t happen . “
Even if she did say this , her Cheeks still was Red , and as she thought of the Think that happened Her Cheeks got more Red . This Feeling she felt on her Face was special … one can’t describe it what for a Feeling this it .
Luo Tian helplessly said : ,, You mean the Thing that you kissed me ?“
White Cloth Sister moved her right Leg and shouted : ,, You Idiot , i didn’t kiss you , huh !“
(TN: Tsundere )
Her Angry Face look so cute ….. Luo Tian smiled like an Idiot , just as he want to say something back his Eyes changed and shouted : ,, Move , Move from there !“
The White Cloth Sister looked at Luo Tian angrily with both of her Hands at her Waist and said : ,, You tell me to move then i will move , do you think this is your Home ? I won’t move , huh !“
Luo Tian shrugged , and said : ,, Not my Problem , it’s you who stands on a Ant Hill and not me .“
As White Cloth Sister move her right Leg she stepped on a Ant Hill , and Fire Red Ants crawled on lightning fast on it . The White Cloth Sister looked down with a pale face and jumped around crying aloud : ,, Aaaaa …. .“
The Number of Ants were just too much , on her Body were countless red Dots . Luo Tian feared that they might Bite this White Cloth Beauty so he took her and jumped away . But he still saw Dozens of Ants so he commanded : ,, Strip your Clotes , Quick !“
The Face of the White Clothed Beauty was extremely Red .
Now is Summer , she only wear one Cloth so if this was gone then ….
The Beauty didn’t know what to do . Luo Tian saw that an Ant crawled into the Cloth of the Beauty and said with angered Voice : ,, YOU Pervert , even i didn’t saw it and you want to see it ?! No Mercy !“
After he said these Things , he didn’t cared about anything and directly ripped of the Cloth , while saying : ,, Quickly , take of the Clothes , the Ants crawled inside .“
Hearing what Luo Tian said , the White Cloth Sister got Panic and jumped around while Luo Tian tryed to strip her off the Clothes .
Her Top now only contained one strip of Cloth , where two little Rabbits shaked .
The Beauty has white Skin just like Clouds , which emitted a radiance undefineable .
Luo Tian literally looked at it like an Idiot .
,, You Pervert , what do you look at ?“ The Beautys Hand hold her Breast , her Face flushed Red .
Luo Tian gulped his Mouthfull of Saliva , and quickly moved to one side while holding the Cloth of the Beauty and beating the Ants in in .
“ Ding !“
“ Gratulation Player Luo Tian for a killing a Fire Ant , you gain 1 Exp , 0 Qi …. “
“ What ? The Ants give Exp too ? “ Luo Tian is surprised , he looked at the Cloth where Dozen of Ans crawled around and put the Cloth on the Ground while stomping on it .
In his Head dozens of Sounds appeared .
“ Ding ! “
“ Gratulation Player …. “
“ Gratulation ….. “
The Beauty which was next to him looked like she was seeing an Idiot , her Eyes wide opened as well as her Mouth . She saw the Luo Tian stomping on her Clothes . ,, This ……. This …… Ths is my Cloth , You ……. You ……. , I ……….. , I ……….. You Bastard !“ shouted The Beauty .
The White Clothed Beauty thought that Luo Tian stomped on her Clothes with the Intention
to look at her with his filthy Eyes .
He stomped the Ants to Dead , making the Cloth so filthy that it wasn’t White anymore
and Laughed : ,, I never thinked that this Gives Exp , there’s even a Hill ! Seems like my Level Up will be ensured , Hahahahahaha ….. “
As he Laughed , he felt a Coldness nearby , a Pair of Eyes looked at him .
The White Clothes Beauty ……
No , now should it be the Big Breat Beauty . Big Breat Beauty looked at him with Hatred , and yelled with 10 more Angryness : ,, YOU must Pay for my Cloth , YOU MUST ! How do you want me to Return ?“
The Happy Luo Tian never thought of this Thing , he looked at the Dirty Cloth under his Feet and apogolized : ,, Really Sorry for this , the Situation maked me to do this , I’m really Sorry .“
While he apogolized , he undressed himself and smiled : ,, If you dont want to return with your Clothes , you can take mine to go back . “
Luo Tian only had one Top Cloth so as he undressed himself , he revealed his Body .
His whole Body was full of Wounds and Scary . It looked Miserable . These Wound were all maked by getting Beaten by his Brothers . Luo Tian looked down , and couldn’t even believed how many Wounds and Scars there were . His Mind leached for Revenge , but he cooled down .
The Girl gaped , she was extremely Angry but as she looked on Luo Tian countless Wounds she just felt Sorry for him , ,, Your Body Injury …. “
Luo Tian smiled : ,, No Problem , These were all Things of the Past . From Now on nobody want to leave a Scar on my Body !“
The Girld looked at Luo Tian without saying Anything .
She would never believe that on a Persons Body would be so many Wounds . What for a Past did he have ?
In this Moment she felt Curious about Luo Tian , she took the offered Clothes and dressed Herself Properly .
And in this Moment a Murderrous Aura spreak over .
Luo Tian only could blink and saw a young Boy flying in the Sky with a Sword in his Hand . Shouting with Anger : ,, Dead Trash , You dare to Bother my Little Sister Xueer , Die !“

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