Life in a quiet village in Xianshan

Gu Siwei looked at the boom in front of him, his eyes straightened. If someone described Gu Siwei's current expression here, it would be just four words: dumbfounded.

Why? If this thing, the boom made by these old men, had four words, it would definitely be: stupid, big, black and thick.

"I said everyone"

Gu Siwei asked the silly and happy old men next to him: "Is this the drawing I gave you? Are you really sure it was made according to the drawing I drew?"

"The blueprint you gave me is made of iron. Where can I get the iron now? And if it's not so thick, how can I have the strength to lift the beam to the top? So, this thing is the best now," Li Fanghai said plausibly.

Regarding the boom, Li Fanghai's idea is that practicality comes first, and everything else is useless. The thing in front of Gu Siwei, which seems silly, big and thick, is really first-class and beautiful in his eyes. .

"Even if it's made of wood, it can't be something like this, right?"

This thing is really ugly. Not to mention anything else, the bottom base alone is three meters long, and they are all cylindrical.

That is to say, the logs here are free of charge. If you dare to use the logs in this way after a few decades, even the boss will have to kill these old men in front of you.

But then I thought about it, I'm afraid not many bosses would dare to kill these old men in a few decades. Seeing them would probably be like seeing grandpa. Not to mention the other three officials, their current levels are not low. In the future... forget it, he doesn't know.

At least Lu Yan is quite famous. His masterpieces can be exchanged for apartments without any problem, and the prices are sky-high at auctions.

This is a bit far-fetched, let’s bring it back to the boom.

The original design was also simple. The boom had to be movable, so the plan of burying it in the ground was not feasible. Burying in the ground did not have to be supportive, so there had to be a horizontal seat on the ground. Because the mass of the hanging object was large, this thing had to be quite large. endurance.

The cross-shaped base was just taken out, and a turntable should be installed on one side. People can pull it, and animals can also be mounted when necessary, because animals are strong.

In Gu Siwei's family, apart from Da Mao, no other human or non-human plays the role of animal.

So here it refers specifically to Da Mao.

There is an upright pole in the middle of the cross. There is a triangular grooved frame on the pole, and an iron gourd is hung on one of the vertices. In this way, it becomes a hanging pole.

Gu Siwei originally thought that this thing was a bit slender, but who knew that these old men made themselves a fifty-centimeter-thick log for the cross-shaped bottom, one of which was five meters long, and the strong pole in the middle was quite thick. Seven or eight meters high.

Good guy, I made the triangular groove made by the four-dimensional machine and pushed it up on the iron frame, just like a child's toy.

Siwei felt that adding a head to this thing would make it look like Princess Maraton in the game he played decades later, with a name that made people daydream and an appearance that made people despair.

Yu Yingzhi was a little confused: "What's the problem? You saw it just now. There's no big problem even if you go up a big beam."

"The beam is pulled so high. Is it all based on the ability of the boom? Da Mao is so tired that he is almost turning into a dog." Gu Siwei turned around and glanced at Da Mao.

He had heard that tiredness turned into a dog before, and Gu Siwei always thought it was a metaphor, an Internet vocabulary of anthropomorphism, but now he really knew what tiredness turned into a dog.

Now Da Mao is sitting on the ground. The whole bear is in bad shape. He hangs his head and gasps for air. While gasping, he grins widely and sticks out his tongue. He looks like a large dog. He is performing something. Call me a tired dog!

Try hoisting a log several meters into the air. This is no ordinary log. It is a large beam about 30 centimeters in diameter. A section of it is at least seven meters long. Calculate its mass.

That is to say, Da Mao has this strength, Gu Siwei and a few old men, even if they use a turntable and insert a push rod of more than seven meters, twisting it for a long time is like constipation, and they can't reach half the height.

"Okay, okay, I think it's fine." Hu Yanqiu also felt that there was no big problem.

Gu Siwei said: "This is too ugly. Forget it, it's ugly. I really can't say anything to you. There are two of you who are engaged in art. This... ugh."

Li Fanghai was unhappy and glared at Gu Siwei: "You can do it."

"I can't! But I can do it with my mouth." Gu Siwei was still smiling.

Li Fanghai was so angry that he stopped talking.

Lu Yan said: "There is still time, how about changing it?"

Why would Gu Siwei ask them to change it again? Although it is a little ugly, it does not affect its use. What else do you want? It is not about industrial production, but also about the appearance of the product, so be it.

"Okay! That's it," Gu Siwei said.

Lu Yan said at this moment: "Our idea is that after the house here is finished, we can move this thing to the edge of the cliff, add a cage underneath, and put a counterweight here, and we can directly get an earthen elevator out. It also saves everyone the inconvenience of getting up and down.”

"Inconvenient? It's inconvenient and uncomfortable. It makes me feel insecure."

When Gu Siwei heard this idea, he felt that it really stunk. Why did he choose this place? Isn't it just for peace and quiet? It was already unlucky to have you guys here.

Now you still want to install an earthen elevator?

Once the equipment is ready, anyone can come up. Gu Siwei's scalp feels numb just thinking about it.

"Why do you feel insecure? You don't feel safe when others see you." Hu Yanping said to his brother-in-law at this time.

"Your brother-in-law is so handsome. The older girl won't be able to walk after seeing it. What if he touches him in the middle of the night?" Gu Siwei replied shamelessly.

Hu Yanqiu was immediately happy, Sicui even laughed out loud, and a group of old men were also very happy after hearing this.

Hu Yanqiu said: "When we finish it, we really have to put it on the edge of the cliff, otherwise there will be no place to put it. If we put this thing here, it will occupy the space of a room."

"It won't work here. It's blocking the door." Sicui supported her sister-in-law.

Gu Siwei sighed: "Let it pass, let it pass. Sooner or later, my paradise will become a playground."

"You know a lot about small words, and you still have an amusement park. Who will come to a place like yours that doesn't lay eggs?" Li Fanghai felt that this kid sometimes talks a lot, so how can this poor place be used as a playground? Playing the piano randomly.

Gu Siwei wanted to say something, but heard You Xugang say: "Someone is coming."

Looking back, I found that it was Liu Fulin, and Uncle Liu was coming.

So Gu Siwei waved his hand to the old man: "Uncle, this way, this way."

After Liu Fulin came over, he said to Gu Siwei: "Didn't you hit me in the face?"

Gu Siwei was stunned by him and asked with a puzzled face: "Which episode is this talking about?"

Liu Fulin took out the money from his pocket, and just before noon, Hu Yanqiu took out the money to buy tofu.

"This code is the same code," Gu Siwei said.

How could he get back the money he took out? Gu Siwei immediately said to Uncle Liu.

Liu Fulin was a little anxious: "In that case, I will go back and pack up and move back to the village, and this land will be returned to you!"

"This is a big deal," Gu Siwei said.

Liu Fulin let out a long sigh at this time: "My family is unlucky. I thought I found a girl who was worthy of my duties, but look at what she has done! She is so stupid!"

Liu Fulin had just come back, and before he could stand firm, he heard someone talking to him about this: your newly married daughter-in-law will make money, and she will also make money from the villagers, and she will make beans from her parents’ family. Come and sell it when it becomes tofu.

As soon as he heard this, Liu Fulin almost fainted. When he came back to his senses, his first sentence was an extremely crude sentence: "What the fuck is this?"

Liu Fulin knew that when people told him this, they not only told him, but also laughed at him.

Do you think any company can't do this business? Why is it that your new daughter-in-law only thinks of it?

The current situation in Zhuangzi is like this. When someone wants to eat tofu, or when someone wants to make tofu, they have to ask around. Everyone helps to make it together, and each family produces their own beans.

But almost everyone makes the tofu, and Gu Siwei’s family has to take a share.

Most of them did this because they were grateful to Kuo Siwei. Because Kuo Siwei didn't get food for everyone last winter, some people might not be able to survive it.

Others think that the Gu family is very particular about people, and they will not suffer any loss if they give him things, and they can always get better things in exchange, and this is indeed the case.

It's just that it's not easy to leave the Gu family, and I can't deliver it even if I rush to get there. It's so strange to give a piece of tofu by chance.

Now someone wants to sell tofu in the village. Isn’t that a big joke?

What makes people laugh even more is that the first person to spend money to buy tofu was the Gu Siwei family. It is reasonable for people to give money, but it is wrong for you to accept the money. You have received kindness from others, and there is no one in the world who can repay kindness like this. of?

Other families in Zhuangzi can sell tofu to the Gu family, but your Liu Dezhu family and Guo Shengshou family have such a face?

Do you think Liu Fulin was so angry when he heard this?

If she didn't say it nicely, she would almost be angered by her new wife.

"Young people have young people's ideas. You also take this matter too seriously. To put it bluntly, it's just a few kilograms of tofu."

Gu Siwei understood Liu Fulin so well that it was really impossible for people of his generation to do this.

But it won’t be a problem decades later.

Gu Siwei didn't know how to do it himself, but he didn't think that doing so would make him a bad person. At most, I just feel that Xiaojiazi is a little angry.

The same thing has different views because of different perceptions.

In the eyes of the villagers, this was not only unethical, but also a case of people being obsessed with money.

Liu Fulin said: "To you, it's just tofu, but to me, it's a human being!"

Hu Yanqiu said at this time: "Uncle, it's not that complicated."

Liu Fulin said: "It's not that complicated. In our family, marrying into the family is such a thing!"

Now Liu Fulin suddenly regrets that he owes a lot of money to marry this guy? Are you unhappy because your family has been ruined? Why don't you understand anything about human nature?

He looks quite clever, but he is actually as stupid as a pig on the inside!