Life With You

Yuan Bao was sitting in a wheelchair, only to feel cold when he swished sideways. Yu Guang caught a glimpse of George Sheng looking at him. He touched the armrest of the wheelchair without a trace, reminding George Sheng that he was still a wounded soldier.

A group of people gathered together a few days ago. Recently, there have been a lot of group activities, and the feelings of playing together are getting stronger and stronger. They don't care much about talking and laughing at the table.

I don’t know who mentioned the woman Ruan Boyan was chasing. After inquiring, he found that she was still chasing. Huo Jiamin joked: “You have to learn from someone Chang. There is no girl he can’t catch up with.”

Before Ruan Boyan could speak, Chang Jingle immediately said, "You come here, and buckle a pot of **** on my head in the name of complimenting me. How long has it been since I fell in love?"

When he said this, everyone realized that, yes, Chang Jingle has been single for a long time.

Tong Hao said: "Your family is still arranging a blind date for you?"

Huo Jiamin smiled and said: "It seems that I have feared women."

Diana is Song Xi on the left, and Han Chunmeng on the right. She has a look at the expressions and reactions of normal people. She takes pictures of the gourd, smiling, and has to look curious.

Chang Jingle was holding a red wine glass and was not in a hurry to drink. He only played with the cup poles, sighed neither seriously nor seriously, and said half-truth, "Hey, I hope my family can have an illegitimate child now, let alone My dad’s side is still my mother’s side, as long as he can carry the banner of inheritance."

A group of people were almost laughed to death by him, and this kind of messy words would only be harmless when they came out of his mouth.

Diana didn't really want to laugh, but everyone was laughing, and she had to pull her lips together to laugh.

Yuan Bao said: “If you don’t want to go on the blind date, find someone you like, take it home and show it to your uncles and aunts. Your parents are very talkative people. They just hope you can get married soon. It's not that you are forced to marry blindly."

Chang Jingle looked at the dark red wine in the glass with both eyes, and said meaningfully: "I love the famous flower, and love me is terrible. To survive in the cracks, I am almost depressed."

Huo Jiamin said: "Depression itself is depressed, you will not be depressed, do you have a long heart?"

Chang Jingle rolled his eyes, "Go, it's really sick after a long time, quickly find a man to cure your bitterness, also a woman, look at the table full of sophisticated, virtuous, and lovely , And there are capable ones, look at you again."

"What's wrong with me?"

"You are left with good looks."

Originally, Huo Jiamin had picked up the knife in silence, and his lips curled up when he heard the words, wishing to divide the dishes in half.

Song Xi whispered to George Sheng beside him: "Look at them."

George Sheng didn't change his face, "What are you looking at?"

Song Xi said, "Speak more."

George Sheng looked at Song Xi, "Don't like me talking?"

Song Xi pulled his hand down at the table, bending his eyes and replied, "You are a favorite of mine."

George Sheng didn't buy it. "I don't think you are worried."

There are quite a few couples on the table, George Sheng and Song Xi, Han Chunmeng and Gu Dongxu, Qiao Aiwen and Ling Yue, and a few scattered single dogs, as well as those who love each other but don’t talk about it. This table People really have different minds.

After the meal, everyone prepared small programs, various talent shows, and surprising, surprising, and horrifying games. Who would have thought that jokes could be thrilling and dangerous?

Naturally, this kind of bad idea is often happily mentioned. People sitting in a circle are the mode of truth or adventure, but those who lose do not tell the truth and tell jokes, and if they fail to tell, they will be punished.

At first, George Sheng, Tong Hao and Ling Yue all refused to participate. At first glance, they knew that the three of them were in bold cold letters. What was the joke? Do they understand humor?

But I couldn't help everyone arguing, especially today is Song Xi's birthday. George Sheng had to attend. Song Xi also pulled him and said sideways: "Aren't you always good at playing games? You may not be drawn to you, don't be afraid. "

George Sheng is indeed a little scared, not afraid of the sky, but he can't tell jokes.

After playing for a few rounds at the beginning, Diana lost. She said without changing her expression and heartbeat: "My friend said that there is a movie that is very beautiful, what is it called shan, what do I say shan, "Brokeback Mountain"? She said No, I guess "Guanyin Mountain", not yet. After thinking about it for a long time, she herself said "Mission Impossible Shan"."

People who react quickly snorted in a second. Han Chunmeng just drank some wine on the table, his brain reacted slowly, and asked Gu Dongxu, "What is "Mission Impossible Mountain"?"

Gu Dongxu said, "Mission: Impossible 3, 3shan is irrelevant."

When the others laughed, Han Chunmeng laughed, and smiled on Gu Dongxu. Her smile didn't matter, the others started to laugh again.

To talk about what you are afraid of, George Sheng used to win everything, and Goddess of Luck seems to have a special preference for him. But today, Goddess of Luck is estimated to go out to stop by. George Sheng is so dying. Everyone on the table is the same. The deputy watcher stared at him without too much trouble, and urged him to tell a joke quickly. After all, George Sheng tells a joke, which in itself is a joke.

Song Xi sat next to George Sheng, more excited than anyone else, with starlight in her eyes. She had never heard him tell a joke.

George Sheng remained calm, always looking like a Taishan avalanche in front of his face, his thin lips opened, and calmly said: "The tortoise is sick, ask the snail to buy medicine for it..."

Song Xi couldn't help but buried her face behind George Sheng. The others were unknown, so they were still listening. When George Sheng finished speaking, Diana was the first to clap her hands, "Okay, it's funny."

As she said, she bumped her elbow to Han Chunmeng beside her, Han Chunmeng opened her mouth slowly, "Haha, hahaha..."

Qiao Aiwen said: "Isn't it funny? I think it's very funny!"

Huo Jiamin couldn't laugh or cry, "Where do you hear such a cold joke?"

Song Xi hid behind George Sheng and couldn't bear to show her face. She didn't carry this pot.

George Sheng said: "Look at who said it, I feel funny when Xi'er said it."

He said that he didn't change his face, his heart was not beaten, and he was calm. The rest of the people were envious, jealous, and jealous, and some couldn't stand the two of them spreading dog food every day.

The game has been going on, and the jokes are endless, some are very cold, some are upset, the more you think about it, the more funny.

Yuan Bao told a joke that almost made Song Xi so small.

"On the battlefield, the archers were surrounded by enemy forces because they killed too many enemies. There was a pair of brothers in the team. They held their bows back to back and were ready to take aim. The younger brother whispered, "Big brother, I always think they will find them first." Let's settle the account. My brother wondered: Why? My brother said: Mr. Teacher said that the parentheses are counted as those in the parentheses."

Song Xi laughed until he could not stand up straight, and lay on George Sheng's lap. There was no movement at all, but the body trembled.

The others were amused by her. When she straightened up for a long while wiping tears, Yuan Bao asked wonderingly, "Is it so funny?"

Song Xi smiled and said: "I'm thinking, when it's critical to survive, don't make jokes to tease each other? What if they laugh, and the other person thinks they are defiant and provocative?"

After she finished speaking, the others burst into laughter again.