Limited Time Hidden Marriage
Chapter 1102: Fools can't eat
Chapter 1102 Fools can't eat
Hearing this, Sheng Zhixun was happy, and fortunately Bai Youran did not reject her, and was even willing to answer his questions. It was another major breakthrough.
Seeing Bai Youran watched with gusto, Sheng Zhixun carefully sat down by the bed and said, “Actually, I also like reading joke books. I saw a joke last night. It’s very funny. Would you like to listen?”
Bai Youran looked up at him, blinked curiously, and asked "What joke."
Seeing that she seemed very interested, Sheng Zhixun couldn’t wait to say, “A asks: What does the cannibal chief eat? B answers: Human flesh! A asks again: If the cannibal chief is sick, the doctor tells her that she can only be vegetarian, then What should he eat? Guess... how did B answer?"
Bai Youran heard interestingly, and hurriedly asked "How did B answer?"
"B said..." Sheng Zhixun deliberately sold Guanzi.
Bai Youran shook her body in a hurry, "You say you say it, you say it!"
Seeing that Bai Youran was really anxious, Sheng Zhixun stopped teasing her, and replied, "B said the answer: vegetative! Hahahaha..."
As soon as he finished speaking, he couldn't help but laugh.
Bai leisurely chuckled, and then laughed, laughing so that he was rolling on the bed.
"Ha ha ha ha…"
For a time, the bedroom was full of laughter.
After laughing, Bai Youran said, "Then I will tell you a joke too. Xiaogang's girlfriend is about to break up with him, saying that he is old and dead. Xiaogang is very sad, but there is no way.
On the second day of the breakup, Xiaogang checked the mobile phone bill and found that there were 499 minutes left for the "couple monthly subscription" between him and his girlfriend. Suddenly, he had a brainstorm and sent a text message to his girlfriend: Our couple’s monthly subscription is still available. 499 minutes, how about we make up for another month and divide it next month?
Soon the girlfriend replied: Yes, it can’t be cheaper to move the company...hahaha...hahahaha...is it funny..."
"Funny, funny, hahahaha..." Sheng Zhixun smiled and punched the bedboard, he almost burst into tears.
At this moment, Bai Youran suddenly said again, "I ask you a brain teaser."
Sheng Zhixun was stunned.
Brain teaser? !
Oops! He only read the jokes, but he has not yet come to popularize the knowledge of brain teasers!
I only heard Bai Youran ask, "Winter melon, cucumber, watermelon, pumpkin can be eaten, what melon can't be eaten?"
"This..." Sheng Zhixun suddenly became embarrassed, not knowing how to answer.
Especially Bai Youran fluttered at him with expectant eyes, which made him feel distraught.
"Don't you know the answer?" Bai Youran asked.
was ruthlessly debunked in his mind, Sheng Zhixun suddenly became a little embarrassed "I...I'm not good at brain teasers..."
"Hahahaha..." Bai Youran laughed suddenly, pointing at Sheng Zhixun while mocking "Fool... fool... Hahahaha..."
Sheng Zhixun was taken aback.
Is she calling him a fool?
Obviously being scolded, Sheng Zhixun was not upset. Seeing Bai Youran’s joyful smile, he also followed the joy, grabbed her finger pointing to her, and smiled and said, "Are you scolding me for a fool?"
Who knows, Bai Youran smiled and shook her head, "Hahaha...no...the answer is...a fool, hahahaha..."
Sheng Zhixun was stunned again.
The answer is a fool?
Winter melon, cucumber, watermelon, pumpkin can be eaten, what melon can't be eaten?
Fools can’t eat it!
It turned out to be like this!
(End of this chapter)
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