Little Detective of the Tang Dynasty: What to do if you are beheaded at the beginning?

"What is this thing that is neither male nor female?" Song Zhen grabbed "her" by the neck and slammed her hard to the ground.

The wooden floor was cracked, and the other party was obviously almost out of breath.

Seeing this, Song Zhen touched his waist, and it was broken, and he didn't bring the prison rope.

He hurriedly shouted: "Huaiying, bring the rope."

"Oh, okay." Di Renjie ran over.

Just when Song Zhen turned around, he saw that the other party didn't know what powder was sprinkled, and his expression was obviously stagnant.

The man took advantage of Song Zhen's daze and stumbled away.

"Stop! Don't run." Di Renjie stretched out his right hand and shot an arrow at the other party, but it hit the wall.

"Shouzheng, are you okay?"

Song Zhen's eyes were red, and his breathing was a little rapid.

From his perspective, it seemed that hundreds of stunning beauties appeared in front of him. They were not wearing a single piece of clothing, dancing enchantingly, and exuding a charming and moving aura.

Song Zhen rushed over and grabbed a beautiful woman.

"Shouzheng, what are you doing?" Di Renjie wanted to push him away.

Unexpectedly, Song Zhen let him go for some reason and ran out of the corridor. Then he heard a dull bang from downstairs.

Di Renjie jumped left and right and jumped down the stairs. He picked up Song Zhen and asked anxiously, "Shouzheng, are you okay?"

Song Zhen raised his eyes confusedly, only to feel abnormal pain in his legs and buttocks. His eyes had regained clarity.

"Huaiying, what happened to me?"

"You jumped down the building for some reason." Di Renjie subconsciously omitted what happened before jumping off the building.

Song Zhen shook his head. He couldn't remember what happened before and why he was lying downstairs.

And why did I suddenly jump off the building?

Fortunately, they lived on a half-floor, only 2 meters away from the living room on the ground floor.

Otherwise, they might have fallen to their death.

"I just saw that the thief threw some red powder on your face, and then you became abnormal."

"There is this matter?" Song Zhen frowned. The stinky boy had no martial ethics and dared to use hidden weapons?

No, it should not be called a stinky boy, but a stinky woman.

That's not right either. Song Zhen didn't know how to describe it for a moment. Otherwise, just call her a stinky eunuch?

At this time, people kept coming out of the inn because of the noise.

The owner of the inn knew that these two guests were either rich or noble, so he didn't dare to neglect them and quickly called the doctor to come overnight.

Song Zhen twisted his leg, and the doctor applied some crushed strychnine and Panax notoginseng for him.

Then the doctor advised: "Remember not to do strenuous exercise these days, especially sex."

Wait, what does a sprained leg have to do with sex? It's not standing.

Also, Huaiying and I are two grown men, brothers with a serious relationship. Are you thinking too much?

The doctor had to explain: "From your expression, I think you may have taken some aphrodisiac just now, so I deliberately reminded you."

So that's it!

Di Renjie stood up and thanked the doctor, and then sent him away.

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When Governor Wang received the news of the crime from the people, he quickly sent someone over. When he saw the location, forget it, he decided to go there himself.

As soon as he entered the door, he quickly showed an expression that was uglier than crying.

"Oh, Taichang Temple Minister, how could you be so careless?"

"The thief is wearing red clothes, you quickly arrange for the city guards to search."

Governor Wang immediately asked Jing Changshi, who was accompanying him, to go down and make arrangements.

He felt sorry for the leader who was injured on the job, so he also brought a bunch of supplements for the leader to replenish his body.

Song Zhen waved his hand and said it was not needed.

In the officialdom, the most taboo thing is to accept gifts, no matter how big or small, according to Song Zhen's principle, just don't accept them.

Moreover, he is now a superior person, with no higher position to be promoted. He is richer than others, so there is no need to sell his bottom line for some petty profits.

Governor Wang made an excuse to leave, and Di Renjie stopped him: "Governor Wang, I haven't asked you your name yet."

"My name is Wang, my given name is Hao, and my courtesy name is Xiaohao."

"......" Song Zhen was speechless, such a name without taste?

The name is quite normal, but it's mainly the courtesy name that makes me a little short of words.

Wang Hao waved his hand and said politely: "Shi Yushi, don't send me off, I'll leave first."

Di Renjie has been sitting and never stood up. He thought to himself, I didn't plan to send you off?

To be honest, he still had a grudge against Wang Hao, mainly because he had a bad impression of him.

In a year, such a big case happened, but it was concealed. If it wasn't for the courier to inform him, I'm afraid he would never know about it.

In other words, the common people in Jiangzhou were killed in vain.

It is said that chickens cannot be lost, and they will never come back. You let those people...Poor guy, what should he do for the rest of his life?

Wang Hao walked out of the room a few steps and heard a clerk next to him shouting: "Governor, here, there is another victim."

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Di Renjie just stood up and was grabbed by Song Zhen's sleeve: "Help me up, how can I not be present at this first scene?"

Di Renjie nodded and helped Song Zhen over.

When they arrived at the crime scene, the bed was soaked with blood and looked terrible.

The victim was already unconscious and it was his wife who reported the case to the authorities.

"Lang, Langguan, my man, he won't..."

Di Renjie helped Song Zhen to the bed, then turned back to ask the woman: "Tell me what you saw and heard just now."

The woman looked scared, and she patted her chest nervously: "It's like this, my husband and I went out to purchase, and then stayed in this inn. We just finished and went to bed, and never thought that this would happen."

The woman glanced at the man's place on the bed again, and she was in great pain.

Her husband was the richest man in her place, a very rich man, but now he has become like this, you let her...

She didn't dare to divorce, and was unwilling to give up her wealthy life. Between temperament and bread, she had to choose the latter.

However, when she thought of the waste of the second half of her life, she silently shed tears.

Woo woo woo, I can't live anymore.

Women, like men, will always miss Yi Yi from time to time after tasting the marrow.

This is human nature, and you can't criticize it.

The clerk was arranged by Governor Wang Hao to give Song Zhen a chair.

Song Zhen leaned over and carefully checked the wound.

"What? Two cuts were used?"

It was as if one cut didn't clean it up, so another cut was used.

The last cut was so deep that the bone was visible, as if the grass was cut and the roots were uprooted, and even the soil was shoveled up.

"Terrible."

He searched the bed, lifted the quilt and saw that he was shocked on the spot!

"My goodness, why is this thing still there?"

If you don't look carefully, you can't find it at all.

Because...

It's really a bit...

Even if it's normal, this is, cough cough, a bit abnormal.

Song Zhen was originally a man. Although he had never cut it, he knew that the thing was a piece of meat. Even if it fell off, it would be as big as it should be, and it would not shrink.

The clerk next to him also saw it, and someone shouted: "So small?"

For some reason, Governor Wang Hao's old face turned red and he coughed twice heavily.

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