Little Life on An American Ranch
Chapter 414: little fun
Chapter 414 Little Bustle
Master Yao took two apprentices out to take a rest. Seeing how lively this place was, he beckoned the two apprentices to follow him, and walked towards the crowded side.
"What's the matter, there are so many people around?" Mr. Yao stood behind Zhang Jialiang, stretched his head curiously, and asked on tiptoe to look at the situation in the field.
Zhang Jialiang turned his head and found that it was the old man, so he stretched out his hand and pulled the old man towards him: "Come on, this way, the old man can see more clearly here."
"Okay, I'm not interested in watching any fun right now and I'm leading the disciples to clear their minds, so why don't you just tell me what's going on?"
He said so, but the old man's actions betrayed him. The old man took a step and moved towards Zhang Jialiang's side.
Zhang Jialiang pouted at the people in the arena: "I'm about to catch a high-ranking official and get the sperm!"
"Learn the scriptures? What kind of scriptures did you get? These people are planning to go to the Buddha?" The old man suddenly heard the word "jing".
Zhang Jialiang smacked his mouth and let out a tsk sound: "This **** collection is not a collection of scriptures, this is the collection of sperm from the breeding, not the collection of Buddhist scriptures from Tang Seng!"
As he spoke, he made a masturbation pose with his hands, and then made a Buddhist pose with his hands.
The old man understood what was going on without waiting for Zhang Jialiang to finish his explanation, so the old man asked the same thing as Jian Heng: "Can chickens also be fertilized?"
After staying in the ranch for so long, Mr. Yao is no stranger to breeding technology. Although Jian Heng's ranch did not use this technology, the two large ranches next to it did so, using ordinary cows to bred in large quantities. Artificially cultured embryos are many times faster than natural reproduction, so he roughly understands the significance of this technology in today's animal husbandry.
It's just that neither he nor Jian Heng thought that chickens could do the same thing.
Beside Huang Xiaodong hummed at this moment: "That's right, we're curious too!"
"Arresting a high official? That's not easy." After understanding the situation, Mr. Yao said casually.
Zhang Jialiang said again: "Not only is it not easy, you didn't see that over there, the boss and his wife all came to watch the fun, and there were students standing over there."
"Do you want to place a bet?"
When the three of them were chatting in low voices, suddenly a voice came over, Zhang Jialiang and the three turned their heads and saw that it was Zhao Wei.
"You kid voted for this game, so you won't lose money. I'll buy a big official to win, and it's a hundred dollars." Zhang Jialiang saw that it was Zhao Wei, so he said immediately.
Zhao Wei was not so stupid, and replied: "There is no betting like this. The current market is when the first group of people are cheated, and they pay two for five minutes, three for ten minutes, and one for half an hour. ten…".
"Ten yuan, ten minutes!" Zhang Jialiang took out the ticket from his pocket and patted it in Zhao Wei's hand.
Zhao Wei took the money with a smile, and wrote fifteen chapters and ten yuan in the small notebook. After finishing writing, his eyes turned to Huang Xiaodong.
Huang Xiaodong took out a handful of money from Pocket Jian, about fifteen or sixteen yuan, and handed it to Zhao Wei: "I bought it all, within five minutes."
"okay!"
After finishing the account, Zhao Wei turned his gaze to Old Master Yao and his two apprentices: "Do you want to play, Old Master?"
Master Yao knew that this game was a lively one, and the win or loss was very small, but Mr. Yao himself didn't like it, and he didn't have the awareness of small bets, so he waved his hand.
Once the master waved his hand, the two apprentices behind him naturally didn't dare to play anymore, so they all smiled at Zhao Weihan and waved their hands at the same time.
At this time, some technicians in white coats and white coats in the field had already prepared properly, not to mention anything else, only that this outfit looked very classy, all of them were wrapped in white one-piece suits, with their heads together The kind of one-piece suit, goggles and so on, everything is available.
They wouldn't make trouble like this when dealing with ordinary chickens, but when facing a super big rooster with a golden beak and sharp claws, they still tried their best to protect themselves, not saying anything else, just looking at the big **** in front of them With a sharp beak and thick legs, all Technicians understand the power that lies within.
In a group of three, the one holding the net bag took the net bag, and the one carrying the chicken coop carried the chicken coop. The three of them fanned out and moved towards the senior officials.
The senior officials have been paying attention to these people all the time, seeing these people moving towards him, they don't move at all, just keep turning their heads, and use their eyes on both sides to look at the three technicians who are gradually approaching him.
Duh! Duh!
The technician on the far left made a sound when he was ten meters away from the high official, which was the sound of calling a chicken to eat. The purpose of this voice is to attract the attention of the high officials, so as to make it easier for his companions to attack.
The one holding the net bag carefully approached the senior official. When he reached five meters, the senior official did not move. Happy, when he was about two meters away, he waved the net bag in his hand and swept towards the official.
Most people do this job with a hood, put the net bag directly on the rooster and cover it down, but this one uses a sweeper, with the side of the net bag on its side, and sweeps the rooster in sideways, so it is not easy to get hurt Chicken, secondly, it is more convenient to quickly bring up the rhythm of the second dial if the first hit is missed.
When the net bag was swept up, the official still didn't move, but when the net bag swept it in an instant, it flapped its wings and rushed directly to the technician holding the net bag.
Just for a moment, the technician holding the bag let out a scream like a pig, and threw the net bag in his hand to the ground at the same time.
"KO!"
Huang Xiaodong clenched his fist in a hey manner, and waved it slightly.
The technician with the net bag fell to the ground, and the senior official rushed to another technician, who immediately threw away the things in his hands, raised his arms, and turned his head towards the senior official who was flying over. He was thumping, and while thumping, he still uttered words such as ah, ah, Help, etc. Don't ask if this is a woman, the tricks used to deal with high officials are also common tactics used by women when they fight.
The shadow of the high official flashed by, and the thumping man sat down on the ground, clutching his arm and began to cry.
The third person was even more unbearable. He squatted down with his head in his arms, and received a blow from the high official with his back, so he quickly rolled on the ground.
The three technicians lost their fighting power in an instant. The people on the ranch took it for granted, but the technicians who came with them, including Wu Yong, felt ashamed.
"This... this..." Wu Yong wanted to be like a domestic boss, and waved his big hand and said to the three people that you don't come tomorrow.
It's a pity that this is the United States, and firing an employee is not as simple as it is in China. So Wu Yong was doing this and that, but he was thinking of excuses quickly in his mind.
"Don't think about it, this is normal, you should go and see your employees first, maybe you'll be bleeding all of a sudden." Jian Heng knew the officials well, so he suggested to Wu Yong.
In fact, there is no need for Wu Yong's suggestion. The staff over there helped the three of them back. When the man with the net bag stretched his arms, it was obvious from the technician's expression that he was just scratching and pecking. There were three streaks of blood on the arm, and the bit that was cut was directly bleeding.
You must know that it is just the beginning of spring, and the clothes on everyone have hardly been reduced. Through thick clothes and protective clothing, people can be made like this, so that the technicians have a clear understanding of the combat effectiveness of high officials.
At this time, the senior official flew back to the shelf where he was standing, still kept turning his head and looking at the people in the field, as if nothing had happened.
The technicians were preparing for the second wave of action while helping their colleagues. Of course, they soon suffered a failure, and then the third wave, and finally organized the fourth wave. After the failure, an embarrassing situation was formed. Each of the technicians who came together suffered at least a blow from a senior official.
In less than forty minutes, the high-ranking officials still stood firm, but a group of technicians turned into the wounded who were either covering their arms or protecting their buttocks.
"Evil!" Wu Yong finally understood what Jian Heng's small eyes meant, and it was the first time in his life that he met such a perverted chicken.
But thinking about it, Wu Yong is happy again, thinking that only such roosters can breed good eggs and good broilers.
(end of this chapter)
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