"Boy, you crippled thirteen of my inferi, and I eat one of your chickens. You won't be angry, right?"

The low and hoarse voice of the man in black robe reached Lin Shu's ears.

Lin Shu raised his eyebrows.

Not only did this guy's voice sound ugly, his tone also sounded like tea.

Lin Shu stretched out two fingers and said, "Two hundred!"

"Huh?" The man in black robe was stunned and cast a questioning look.

Lin Shu said: "This is authentic free-range chicken, plus my secret sauce. Isn't it enough to charge you two hundred?"

The man in black robe was speechless for a moment!

He didn't answer Lin Shu's boring topic again.

"You helped those cowards and destroyed my thirteen corpses, so you can use your own body to pay for it!

With your physical condition, you should be able to make a pretty good Infernal Corpse. "

Lin Shu blinked and looked at the man in black robe.

"What Inferi, I don't even know what you are talking about."

The man in black robe laughed sinisterly.

"You'll find out soon enough."

As soon as he finished speaking, the man in black robe took out a Sanqing bell from his arms and shook it.

With the crisp ringtone.

From behind the big tree next to the man in black robes, two people with empty eyes and pale skin came out.

To be precise, two inferi.

The man in black robe rang the bell again.

The two Yin corpses rushed towards Lin Shu.

Lin Shu's eyes narrowed, his hands turned over, and two daggers appeared in his hands.

In an instant, a fight broke out between one person and two corpses.

In the village.

Uncle Hai sat in front of the dining table and shook his legs. He looked at the food that was almost cold on the table, and then looked at the clock on the wall.

"Half an hour has passed, what on earth is Xiaolin doing?

Didn’t we agree to bring it back to eat together? Could it be that I couldn't help but finish it secretly?

The dishes are already getting cold while I wait, so forget it, I won’t wait any longer. "

Uncle Hai muttered a few words, then picked up his chopsticks and prepared to eat.

But at this moment.

There was a sudden sound of thunder in the sky outside.

Boom!

Boom!

Boom!

Three loud thunders in a row scared Uncle Hai so much that he dropped his chopsticks to the ground.

"Oh my god, what's going on?"

Uncle Hai walked to the door, carefully stuck his head out, and looked outside.

"How can there be the sound of thunder in this clear sky?"

Not a moment.

The neighbors all walked out of their homes and started discussing outside.

Uncle Li: "Old Man Hai, is it because you peed on Taigong's grave when you were a child, and now you are going to suffer retribution?"

Uncle Hai: "What a fart, why didn't you say that when you were a child, you pooped in the cooking pot at the neighbor's house next door, and now you are going to be punished?"

Uncle Tian: "Stop arguing. According to me, you two were not very good birds when you were young, and you will be punished sooner or later."

Uncle Li: "Old man Tian, ​​what are you proud of? Your kid peeked at the widow next door... ugh~"

Uncle Hai: "What? You were the one who peeked at me back then. I was wronged so miserably. Mr. Tian, ​​you really deserve to die! God, give this old man a few more blows and kill him." "

At this time, in the woods.

As the initiator, Lin Shu is trying to explain to the water friends in the live broadcast room.

"Brothers, you have also seen that this guy not only stole my chicken, but also brought two people with him to beat me. It was self-defense for me to fight back. Is there anything wrong with that?"

"What? Is that the Inferi? Don't listen to his nonsense, there is no such thing."

"What? I use lightning techniques? How do I know anything about lightning techniques? They are all natural phenomena.

Lightning Strike and the others can only prove that God can't stand the fact that he stole my chicken from my kiln, but it has nothing to do with me.

What do you mean, I have done a lot of bad things, why don't you hack me? This water friend, you have gone too far..."

After chatting with the water friends for a while, Lin Shu looked at the dying man in black robe on the ground.

Youyou said: "You must be punished for stealing my chicken!"

The man in black robe was seriously injured, but when he heard Lin Shu's words, he was so angry that he passed out on the spot.

Lin Shu pouted, squatted down, and searched both sides of the other party's trouser pockets.

Under normal circumstances, elderly people like this will still carry some cash with them even if they usually use mobile phones to pay.

Sure enough, Lin Shu found a wallet.

He took two hundred yuan in cash from it and put it into his pocket, then helped him put the wallet back.

After doing this, Lin Shu took out his mobile phone and called Captain He.

"Wai! Captain He, have you eaten?..."

Thirty minutes later.

Two police cars stopped in front of Lin Shu.

After Captain He and several police officers got out of the car, they saw one person and two corpses lying on the ground. He frowned.

"What's going on with them? Why do they look like they're burnt?"

When Lin Shu called, he only said that he caught the corpse keeper, but did not go into details.

Lin Shu immediately told what happened.

Of course, he ignored Refa's matter.

It's just that there was a sudden thunder, and the unlucky guy happened to be under the tree and was struck by lightning.

Captain He narrowed his eyes and looked at Lin Shu, even though the other party had only done them a big favor yesterday.

But what he said today was still too outrageous.

It's a sunny day with not many clouds. Do you think there will be thunder? He also chopped three times in a row, killing all three of them.

Lin Shu put his hands on his hips and acted as if that was the way things were.

Captain He said seriously: "This is no joke. Tell the truth."

Lin Shu was speechless, what he said was basically the truth, except for the matter about Lei Fa.

Lin Shu immediately took out his phone and opened a video.

Raise the progress until the chicken paste is gone and start playing.

It’s just that the video screens are clean, there are no video comments, and there are no barrage messages.

"This is a video replay, watch it yourself."

Captain He took the phone and looked at it.

After a while.

After reading what happened, Team He was stunned.

Quite the same as what Lin Shu said.

But where did the thunder come from? How could there be thunder on such a sunny day?

Captain He thought about Lin Shu's ability to drive away corpses yesterday.

Could it be that he also made these three thunders?

Although Captain He doesn't know Taoism, he has caught a lot of liars.

Those fake Taoist priests talk about the Five Thunder Methods and the Thunder Curse all day long. Is it all true?

"Lin Shu, did you make that thunder?" Captain He asked, staring at Lin Shu.

"No!" Lin Shu refused to admit it.

"Maybe he stole my chicken, and even God couldn't stand it, so he chopped him up!"

Captain He rolled his eyes at him. Since Lin Shu didn't want to talk, he didn't ask any more questions.

After all, judging from the video evidence, Lin Shu was acting in self-defense.

And these three guys on the ground were indeed struck by lightning.

I simply made a note and asked Lin Shu to send a video evidence.

Team He asked people to leave with one person and two corpses.

Back in the village, Lin Shu came to Uncle Hai's house.

You should at least tell the old man about the stolen chicken.

When we arrived at Uncle Hai's house, he was having dinner.

Uncle Hai's eyes lit up when he saw Lin Shu coming back.

"Good boy, why are you back here? I've been waiting for your chicken for more than an hour. I'm already hungry, so I'll eat first."

Lin Shu smiled awkwardly.

The chicken from the kiln was stolen, and when he discovered the person stealing the chicken, the two had a fight, and finally called the police and arrested the person who stole the chicken.

Bang!

Uncle Hai slapped the table and said indignantly: "It's too much. If you want to eat it yourself, why are you stealing other people's chickens?"

Lin Shu echoed: "That's right, it's so lacking in quality."

"Xiao Lin, don't be angry. I'll catch a chicken and cook it again later. Let's eat first."

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