Live broadcast: I was reincarnated as Erha
Chapter 105
Jiang Nan, who had a prescient vision, couldn't help but steal fun, but fortunately he didn't follow, otherwise he would have run in vain.
He had considered redeeming a dolphin transformation card before to see if he could find Zhu Dahai's mobile phone, but the problem was that this dolphin didn't know if it could survive in fresh water, and it was too expensive.
A dolphin transformation card costs 500,000 points to redeem, in case after redeeming, you can't swim in the river, isn't it a waste of the points you have saved so hard?
He didn't want to be wronged.
looked at his family background that had just broken one million points, and Jiang Nan decisively gave up this idea.
The problem that can be solved with money or manpower is left to Yang Chen to figure it out.
He is only responsible for being a sharp knife soldier, just attacking the city.
Soon the day passed, and although Jiang Nan didn't help much, he also mixed a roast leg of lamb in the cafeteria, which was roasted for him by the master chef himself.
Crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, the fragrance is tangy.
Jiang Nan was embarrassed to eat alone, so he ate half of it himself, and threw the remaining half into the carry-on storage space, ready to take it back to Jiang Yuqi to taste.
At ten o'clock in the evening, there was no new progress on Yang Chen's side, so Jiang Nan said hello and went home.
When he flew into the house through the window, there were still sporadic lights downstairs, and it seemed that some network anchors with strong willpower were waiting to meet Jiang Nan or Jiang Yuqi.
Jiangnan didn't bother to take care of them, a group of Han Han who wanted to rub traffic, what kind of bullshit diehard fans, they just wanted to take the opportunity to make a fortune and ask their fans for more gifts.
"Kiki, I'm back!" Jiang Nan shouted in a parrot's unique high-pitched voice.
During the day, he told Jiang Yuqi and asked her to explain in the live broadcast room that due to some uncontrollable factors, the recording and broadcasting need to be suspended for a day today.
Fans are expected to complain, but he is not in a rut, there are so many people downstairs who are noisy, there is no way to maintain a quiet environment, I believe fans who really like his story should understand.
Jiang Yuqi heard the shouting like a broken gong, got out of the second bedroom specially used for live broadcasting, and looked at him resentfully: "Where did you fool around again?" There are so many anchors guarding downstairs, I don't even dare to go downstairs, and there is nothing to eat in the refrigerator, I..."
"
Wow, you still have a little conscience!" Jiang Yuqi narrowed her good-looking crescent moon eyes, snatched the roast leg of lamb from Jiang Nan's hand, and went to sit on the sofa next to her and gnaw on it.
Jiang Nan walked to the window, saw that there were still people downstairs, and said angrily: "These dog skin plasters are really annoying, why don't we pour dung down?" "
Poof!! Jiang Yuqi was shocked by his words, choked on, and coughed violently.
Jiang Nan went over to help her pat her on the back, and heard Jiang Yuqi laugh and say, "You are too lacking in virtue, right?" Splashing manure? You can figure it out!
"What's the matter, they're dead-faced, I can't figure out a way to deal with them?" Jiang Nan said indignantly, and secretly scolded the bastard who exposed Jiang Yuqi's address in his heart!
If it weren't for that damn shit, there would be so many people blocking downstairs!
Not only for them, but also for others in the community.
If these anchors keep going, it is estimated that someone will knock on the door in a few days.
After Jiang Nan expressed his worries, Jiang Yuqi said angrily: "Do you think no one will knock on the door today?" Our door is about to be knocked down, don't believe you go outside to see, a lot of white ash and cement slag have fallen on the ground!
"Damn! How presumptuous are they? Then I'll have to heal them!
Jiang Nan immediately turned into a parrot form and flew out of the window, Jiang Yuqi hurriedly shouted: "Hey, where are you going so late?" "
I'm going to find something good!" Give them a late-night snack! "
It's not easy to get them away, you can't let them find out that they did it, and you can't kill people, so you have to use this trick!
Taking advantage of the cover of the night, Jiang Nan quickly flew out of the community, turned into a muscular hunk form, went to a nearby supermarket to buy fifty bottles of stinky tofu, and put them into the carry-on storage space after going out, and then found a public toilet, used a large plastic bucket brought out from home as a container, and poured all fifty bottles of stinky tofu into it.
Then, with the help of tap water and mop rods in the public toilet, he mixed fifty bottles of stinky tofu into a slimy, stuffed toilet paper in his nostrils, and smiled evilly!
"These grandsons, if you don't treat you, you won't know how many eyes Lord Ma has! Hey, hey, hey..."
When the bucket of thick, foul-smelling stinky tofu soup was finished, he stuffed it into the storage space again, turned back into a parrot, flew to the roof of his house, and then turned into a muscular hunk again.
Carrying a plastic bucket in one hand and a plastic scoop in the other, Jiang Nan excitedly shouted: "Accept the sanctions of justice, grandchildren!" After
saying that, he scooped up a scoop of stinky tofu soup and splashed it!
The network anchors who were chatting with water friends live in front of the camera did not realize that they were about to "come to a catastrophe", and they still had a left sentence of "thank you Lao Tie" and a right sentence of "Thank you Brother XX".
Suddenly, a rapid raindrop fell overhead, drenching them all over their bodies, and with it the stench of getting their throats and brains!
"Who
is so lacking in virtue, what is this, it stinks!"
"Has anyone poured manure on them? Vomit!! , it stinks! For
a while, the shouting and scolding were continuous, and everyone was scolding the guy who threw feces.
They were looking up to look for the culprit, and two more scoops of stinky tofu soup were poured down, this time it was more than the one just now, and some of them even had stinky tofu cubes hanging on their bodies that had not been completely crushed...
"Vomit !!"
"Lying grass! What is this stinky tofu? Vomit! It stinks, run! In
less than ten seconds, three waves of stinky tofu rain poured down from the roof of the building, and a large open space in front of the door of the entire unit was taken care of.
Looking at the webcasters who were fleeing quickly, Jiangnan's mood suddenly brightened, and he even wanted to hum a little song.
At this time, a male anchor who fled to the distance raised his head and scolded with his head covered his face: "That stupid beep on the roof, don't run if you step on a horse, Lao Tzu will go up and teach you to be a man!" "
Apparently someone noticed that there was someone on the roof, after all, the light pollution in the city is still a bit serious, even if it is almost eleven o'clock at night, it can't reach the kind of darkness that you can't see your fingers.
Jiang Nan laughed and provoked: "There is a kind of you coming up!" If you don't come up, you're a grandson! "
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