Live broadcast: Lao Deng, the will-o'-the-wisp has stopped downstairs of your house!

"Alas..."

"People nowadays are too angry."

"What can't be said in a nice way?"

"My job as a security guard is still good."

"Open the door, drink some tea, and play with the kids when you have nothing to do..."

The key is the salary. Isn't it annoying?

Uncle Chen from Bawanghua Community is sitting in the security booth.

The remote control is on the table.

He is drinking Tieguanyin tea while watching Douyin.

"Hey! This girl is really energetic!"

I saw a dancing internet celebrity.

Uncle Chen habitually comments in the comment area: A 68-year-old man earns 1,800 yuan a month, and he can't spend it all!

Crispy Shark, very hard to kill: "Hello, uncle, I'm 28 this year, I don't have any other intentions, I just want to have a earth-shattering old man love!"

"I'm not after money."

"I like you not washing your feet, I like you not taking a bath..."

"Original, so cool."

Hooked, hooked.

And a beautiful girl!

Uncle Chen is not in a hurry, slowly sips a sip of tea...

Ding ding ding!

The sound of a whistle sounded.

Uncle Chen picked up the remote control impatiently: "Why are you in a hurry?"

"The emperor is not in a hurry..."

"Fuck!!!"

"Puff" a mouthful of tea on the table.

Uncle Chen subconsciously picked up the shield and steel fork.

The door of the security booth was locked immediately.

Shouted: "Who are you? How dare you pretend to be the Lord of Black and White Impermanence!"

Uncle Chen is an old generation, a little superstitious.

But...

Superstition does not mean that others are stupid.

When did Hei Wuchang dye his hair yellow?

This is obviously a fake.

Su Chen grinned.

Seeing that the old man was fully armed again.

Fearing to scare the other party.

"Uncle, open the door."

"It's me! I'm Lin Bingbing!"

Bai Wuchang spoke.

Uncle Chen blinked his big eyes: "Bingbing? Are you Bingbing girl?"

"You... what kind of hairstyle are you wearing?"

"What are you doing?"

"You're out here at night to scare ghosts?"

——【Look at how scared you are by the old man. You're scared like a grandson. 】

——【Hahaha! It's so funny! 】

——【Uncle: You can just yell at me, right? 】

——【My diaper is wet. 】

——【Uncle: I thought Hei Wuchang and Bai Wuchang came to pick me up! 】

Buzz buzz buzz...

After the lifting rod rises.

Grandpa Chen looked at the backs of the two.

Suddenly he thought of something and shouted, "Bingbing girl!"

"Go home and persuade your father! He seems to be fighting with someone!"

...

The square in front of the No. 8 unit building.

The square dance has begun...

And Lin Dashan.

While sitting on the ghost fire motorcycle and watching, he cursed.

"No one has come yet, right?"

"If you don't show up, I will sell it as scrap metal!"

"Is there anyone?!"

"Whose ghost fire motorcycle is this?!"

"Come out and claim it!"

Boom!

As the words fell.

Another roar of the ghost fire motorcycle attracted everyone's attention...

Turning around.

Everyone was surprised to find that the Black and White Impermanence came riding on the ghost fire!

Come to collect people! ?

Mourning stick...

Long tongue...

Clothes with patterns.

Against the backdrop of the full moon.

Fairy air is floating...

"Ah! Run!"

"The Black and White Impermanence are here!"

"Ah? I think I saw my grandmother!"

"Sir! Are you really here to take my soul?"

"The one who took my son can't take me!"

The crowd was in turmoil.

Lin Bingbing was so excited that she wanted to jump up.

This girl is afraid that the world will not be in chaos...

Just think it's fun.

The corners of Su Chen's lips twitched.

He hurriedly parked the car.

He saw that the old man Lin Dashan and his mother-in-law Chen Cuilan were in the square.

"Hey? Bingbing, look, are those your parents?"

"Yes! That's them!"

"Hey! My dad is in the car! It seems that they really like the car you gave them!"

A motorcycle is also a car.

Lin Bingbing pulled Su Chen and the two held hands.

Each of them held a mourning stick.

Very excited.

Run towards Lin Dashan and Chen Cuilan!

Lin Dashan: ? ? ?

Chen Cuilan: ? ? ?

Do you understand?

The feeling of seeing the Black and White Impermanence running towards you!

Sitting on pins and needles!

My scalp is numb!

Hard control!

Hard control!

Gulp!

Lin Dashan swallowed hard.

As a man, he showed unprecedented courage at this moment.

Dare...

"Cui Lan! Run!"

"Women and children go first!"

"All men..."

Lin Dashan stood in front tremblingly.

He wanted to imitate movies and TV series.

However...

One brick, no one behind him.

He was the only commander without troops!

If the opponent was zombies, the masses would still rise up to resist.

But the key is that the opponent was the Black and White Impermanence!

The fear engraved in the bones of the Chinese people!

"Okay, okay."

"Let me stop you today!"

"My life is over, so what!"

He took a stance.

Lin Dashan's mind was hot.

He remembered the slogans often shouted by those middle school kids in the community.

"At this moment, I have felt something in my heart, red eyes! Open!"

"I have never known what defeat is! Because I am the emperor!"

"Let me use my actions to show you what the romance of middle-aged men is!"

"One hundred thousand volts!"

"Ulla ula! Little Fairy transforms!"

"I will destroy you on behalf of the moon!"

"Gaia!!!"

The roar ended.

Lin Dashan's face was red and warm.

The vision became more and more blurred.

The body swayed from side to side.

Blackness in front of his eyes...

Falling!

'So... Is this the power of the Black and White Impermanence? '

"It's so terrifying..."

Lin Dashan fainted, and the last thought in his heart was regret.

Su Chen and Lin Bingbing were dumbfounded and stood there.

Staring at each other.

Lin Bingbing checked his breath: "He's still alive..."

"Honey, what's wrong with my dad?"

"He suddenly became so immature..."

Is this the romance of middle-aged men?

It's too romantic.

I don't want to recognize this father anymore.

My dad is so greasy.

Su Chen's forehead was covered with black lines: "He probably didn't faint from shock."

"I guess he probably shouted too loudly and ran out of oxygen."

Good fellow...

He shouted so many immature slogans in one breath.

It would be strange if he didn't faint from lack of oxygen.

——【Puff...】

——【Look at how scared Lao Deng was, his brain is working at a high load. 】

——【Don't say it, don't say it, I, a middle-aged boy, was overwhelmed by what I heard! 】

——【Everyone: Huh? Our life span is gone so quickly? 】

——【Gone together? 】

——【Ahaha, the beer belly is gone from being scared. 】

——【Lao Deng: As long as I shout fast enough and passionately enough, the Black and White Impermanence can't catch up with me! 】

——【Too funny! 】

——【This is definitely my daughter and son-in-law! 】

Swish...

After a while.

The property management department and security guards of the community picked up steel forks and surrounded the two.

"..."

The two sides glared at each other.

The leading property manager didn't know what to say.

Stamped his feet.

Pointed at the two people.

"Back off! Back off! Back off!!!"

Su Chen: "..."

Lin Bingbing laughed so hard that she couldn't close her mouth.

"Uncle Liu! Uncle Wang!"

"It's me!"

"I'm Lin Bingbing!"

"This is my boyfriend Su Chen!"

"We are fake!"

"Don't be nervous."