Live broadcast: Lao Deng, the will-o'-the-wisp has stopped downstairs of your house!

The dream girl.

It exists in the dream.

At this moment...

Lin Dashan doesn't want to wake up.

He wants to make this beautiful dream last longer.

However...

At this moment.

In the eyes of everyone:? ? ?

Silence is the Cambridge tonight.

Explosion!

Too explosive!

This line!

This look!

Definitely crushes the top-tier actor in the entertainment industry!

No, this is not acting at all.

This is true love!

This is the real affection!

Uncle Chen:...

His head was full of black lines, and the corners of his lips couldn't stop twitching.

No, no, it's too disgusting.

He wanted to vomit.

"Dashan! Don't disgust me."

Grandpa Chen stood up and stepped back.

He was over 60 years old, and this was the first time he was so agile...

Damn, it was too scary.

He was just doing artificial respiration to save someone, but he almost got himself into trouble!

"No!"

"Menggu, don't go!"

Although the voice sounded a little strange.

Lin Dashan thought he was dreaming.

He sat up in a hurry.

Bang Bang Bang!

"Wuhu!"

"It's so good!"

"Crush idol dramas! Crush all love dramas!"

"Fuck, I didn't see that Grandpa Chen and Uncle Dashan are in true love."

"I thought...they competed in lung capacity when they drank too much..."

"I see, it turns out that being drunk and crazy is an excuse..."

"Together! Together!"

The crowd was in an uproar.

——【！ ！ 】

——【Lao Deng, I didn't expect you to be like this! 】

——【Auntie is going to break. 】

——【God-afraid! This is too god-afraid. 】

——【Uncle, don't leave, let's worship the heaven and earth! 】

——【Is Lao Deng still asleep? 】

Lin Dashan stood up...

Pa!

A slap in the face brought him back to reality.

The scene in front of him became clear in an instant.

Looking at this familiar, furious face...

Looking around again.

Looking at Uncle Chen who was fleeing...

Hiss!

Lin Dashan took a deep breath.

His scalp was numb.

His back felt cold, and he stammered: "Cui, Cuilan, you..."

"Misunderstanding, this is a misunderstanding."

Pa!

Another slap in the face.

Chen Cuilan was furious: "Lin Dashan, explain it to me clearly."

"What is going on between you and Uncle Chen!"

Lin Dashan: ? ? ?

"I..."

Did I mistake Uncle Chen for Menggu just now?

"Ugh..."

Feeling nauseous.

Lin Dashan was about to cry: "Cui Lan, I, ugh..."

"Yue..."

"Wait for me, let me vomit for a while."

My stomach was churning.

I couldn't help it.

Lin Dahai hugged a small tree in the green belt of the community.

Overnight rice, stomach acid, turned into "eight treasure porridge" and poured down...

"Ugh..."

Vomited for nearly five minutes.

Property Manager Liu was at a loss whether to laugh or cry.

Bring a bottle of water.

"Dashan, rinse your mouth."

"Explain it to your wife later."

"I'll take the people to retreat first."

"Okay, okay! If there's nothing else, let's all go!"

The crowd came quickly and left quickly.

But...

When everyone left, they all had happy smiles on their faces.

"Dad, how are you?"

Lin Bingbing stepped forward and patted Lin Dashan on the back.

"I... vomit..."

"I, I can vomit..."

Another five minutes of tilting.

Bile is about to come out.

——[Next year, this tree will definitely grow very tall. ]

——[There is plenty of fertilizer. ]

——[Always full. ]

——[So, brothers, keep your eyes open when you speak in the future! ]

——[Next, it's Shura Field...]

Lin Dashan supported the tree and finally got up.

"Cui Lan..."

"I, vomit..."

"I really recognized the wrong person just now."

"I thought that person was you."

"Do you know? You are my Menggu!"

"You are the wind, I am the sand..."

"Ugh..."

"Let's travel the world together!"

"Ugh..."

I felt sick as I spoke.

There is really nothing in my stomach.

Otherwise, Lin Dashan would vomit.

Seeing his sincerity, Chen Cuilan waved her hand and said, "Okay, okay, go home."

"The two kids bought you a roast chicken!"

"Xiao Chen also bought you a beer!"

"If you want to embarrass yourself, go home and embarrass yourself."

After saying that...

Lin Dashan

Shan came back to his senses.

Look at Su Chen, Lin Bingbing, and the Black and White Impermanence?

"You...you guys..."

Lin Dashan gritted his teeth.

His fists clenched unconsciously.

"Oh, Dad!"

"We were just joking with you."

"We apologize to you, we apologize to you."

"Come..."

"Give you a surprise!"

"Dangdangdang!"

"Look what this is!?"

Lin Bingbing acted coquettishly.

Pointing at two Ghost Fire motorcycles.

Lin Dashan frowned slightly, and suddenly had a bad feeling.

"What do you mean?"

"Is this car yours?"

"Did this brat buy it?"

Because of the problem of two Ghost Fire motorcycles blocking the square.

He was still angry.

Lin Bingbing explained: "Yes! One is yours, Dad, and the other is my mom's!"

"Mine!?"

Chen Cuilan was surprised.

She happily rushed to the girlish Ghost Fire.

"So beautiful!"

"Xiao Chen, you are thoughtful!"

She likes it very much.

On the other hand, Lin Dashan...

His face is visibly gloomy.

As black as the bottom of an iron pot.

"Smelly boy."

"Is this the car you are paying me as compensation?"

"A broken ghost fire?"

Su Chen scratched his head: "Uh..."

"If you don't like it..."

"Pah!"

Without waiting for Su Chen to finish,

Chen Cuilan slapped Lin Dashan on the back of his head.

Said: "What are you yelling about?"

"A motorcycle is also a car!"

"It's enough to be able to drive it."

"It's just a means of transportation."

"Besides, look at the pattern on your car, it's much more beautiful than mine!"

"You're still not satisfied?"

After seeing Su Chen's ability.

She, Chen Cuilan, has completely recognized her son-in-law.

As long as the child is happy.

Lin Dashan: "..."

Just experienced the misunderstanding with Uncle Chen.

He couldn't talk back to his wife now.

He was angry.

He was reluctantly dragged to the side of the black ghost fire by Lin Bingbing.

He said, "Mom and Dad, these patterns on your car were made by Su Chen!"

"Isn't it beautiful?"

Chen Cuilan nodded repeatedly: "Xiao Chen has worked hard, thank you auntie."

"Hmph..."

"Isn't it just some spray paint?"

"If it were me, I would do it too."

"It's a mess..."

Lin Dashan complained dissatisfiedly.

Su Chen smiled bitterly, but he was not angry.

Lin Bingbing explained, "Dad, do you understand?"

"This is the Heavenly Master Zhong Kui! Exorcise evil and avoid evil!"

"This is Cyber ​​Tang Monk!"

"This is Buddha Light Ultraman!"

"And these mantras are the mantras of rebirth!"

Hmm! ?

Lin Dashan looked at the car body carefully.

Cyber ​​Tang Monk, Buddha Light Ultraman he didn't understand.

But, he knows something about Tianshi Zhong Kui and the Rebirth Mantra.

He frowned, puzzled: "Why are these underworld elements?"

"Wouldn't it be good to spray some words like getting rich and good things happening?"

This requires us to mention the origin of the second-hand ghost fire.

Lin Bingbing talked endlessly.

"Well! That's it!"

"Dad! Your car is second-hand!"

"The previous owner died in a drag race!"

"Just in case, Su Chen did these spray paints!"

"How is it? Is my boyfriend very considerate?"

Lin Dashan: "..."

Second-hand? The previous owner died in a drag race?

Considerate!

But it's so damn considerate!

I...

The suppressed anger is about to explode.

Bang!

Another brain collapse.

Chen Cuilan smiled and said, "Second-hand cars are good, cheap and affordable."

"And this car has such a history. I believe that the spirit of the previous owner of this car will definitely bless you."

"Dashan! What are you still standing there for?"

"How come you, as an elder, don't know any manners?"

"Hurry up and say thank you..."

Lin Dashan crossed his arms and was very unhappy: "I say thank you to this brat?"

"What's wrong? My words don't work, right?"

"I'm 'Shu Dao Shan'!"

On the side.

It seemed that the two were about to fight.

Su Chen slowly said, "Auntie, don't be angry."

"This car is really not good."

"You guys use it first."

"When I make more money from my part-time job, I'll buy you a better one!"

Lin Bingbing tried to smooth things over: "Oh! What's wrong with it?"

"This car is very cool!"

"Mom and Dad! Here are the keys!"

"Try to start it!"

"There's a surprise!"