Live Broadcast: One Sentence At The Beginning Of The School Flower Crying

This situation occurs mainly because Xu Muge is the first time to bring goods live, and he has no experience.

Secondly, he considered that this was the sample given by the merchant, and they should all be the best, so he did not check in advance and started directly.

Unexpectedly, there was a problem.

But it's probably accidental.

Lou Zhanlei handed him another.

Xu Muge said: "It was an accident just now, everyone just pretended that they didn't see anything, let's take a look at this, this is definitely..."

After taking it apart, Xu Muge was dumbfounded again.

The black block just now was just the size of a thumb. The size of this black block is almost the same size as a ping-pong ball.

"What's the matter! Look again."

After that, Lou Zhanlei gave him two consecutively, all of which were similar.

Xu Muge turned to look at him.

He asked with his eyes, "Are you messing with me?"

Lou Zhanlei spread his hands and replied with his eyes, "I don't know what's going on. I'll just take one and hand it to you. I didn't expect there would be problems with all of them."

"Cough cough."

Xu Muge coughed twice and explained, "This orange is mainly because it's been on for too long. When I started school, no, it wasn't live broadcast at that time. It came to our dormitory a week ago. Open the box, plus it's hot."

"That's why..."

He was halfway through.

Pei Houwang ran back from outside the bedroom.

"Hey, brother Mu, is this what you want to bring? Why didn't you arrive a few minutes earlier? I just finished eating a while ago."

Xu Muge and Lou Zhanlei looked at him speechlessly.

The atmosphere was very awkward for a while.

2333 full screen in the live room.

"Hahaha, are you trying to laugh at me to death and inherit my unfinished homework!!"

"Whether it's acting or not, the show is full of effects."

"This cat has only five lives left."

"If I'm embarrassed by Brother Mu's toes, I'll pull out of the airport!"

"Although Brother Mu is embarrassed, we had a good time watching it."

Xu Muge was lazy to say anything.

He got up and stood in front of the box.

"I don't believe it, none of them are good!"

Four of them were disassembled one by one. There were a dozen oranges in a box. Three of them were fine.

Xu Muge took the largest of them and walked to the computer.

"Those that are bad must have been left for a long time. As long as they are not bad, they should still be quite sweet."

Xu Muge cut it into four pieces with a knife and took a bite.

hiss! ! !

His eyebrows were twisted together in an instant, his facial features were twisted, he closed his eyes forcefully, grinned and spit out the orange.

With a trembling of his body, it was as if he had suffered an electric shock, and it was as if he was having epilepsy.

This scene made Lou Zhanlei and the three who were about to eat stop instantly, looking at the oranges in their hands, at a loss.

Xu Muge took a sip of water and said, "Whoever is unhappy, send the remaining two oranges."

"Wei Hanzhong likes to eat sour food, give it to him," said Yan Li and left the dormitory with the orange.

In front of everyone, Xu Muge took out his mobile phone and called the orange business.

"You have a grudge against me, don't you?"

"No mistakes are made, don't talk about those useless, I will refund the deposit to you now, don't look for me in the future, go and harm other anchors."

After hanging up the phone, Xu Muge refunded the 10,000 deposit.

Although the car overturned, but watching the barrage in the live broadcast room, the program effect is still very good.

"Wei Hanzhong: We have no grievances and no enmity. Why do we hurt me so much!!"

"Please, Brother Mu, take it easy for a while. I watched you live on the subway and laughed like a big fool. Everyone else around was scared away."

"Unexpectedly, Brother Mu also has a day when the car rolls over."

"My brother Mu must have a place in the collection of famous scenes of overturning cars with goods in the future!"

"It is recommended to expose the business information to prevent them from continuing to deceive people."

Xu Muge took several more sips of water and slowed down.

Look at the box of snail powder.

"If you haven't eaten, each of you will have a bowl, and we will eat together."

Pei Houwang and Lou Zhanlei shook their heads quickly.

"We've eaten."

Yan Li's face was bitter and tangled.

He didn't eat, but he was afraid, afraid that this would also overturn.

Hungry meal is small, eat bad stomach is big! !

Xu Muge said: "Don't worry, oranges are fruits. There are many reasons for them to go bad. This is snail powder. There are brands and stores, but at most they are unpalatable."

Yan Li is right when he thinks about it carefully, but if it is unpalatable, he can accept it.

So he went to pick up the hot water, and the two of them soaked a bowl each.

With the lid on at the beginning, they felt alright and soaked for a few minutes when they both opened both lids.

The unique stench spreads to the entire bedroom in an instant.

It's like someone's fart that has been smothered for days and suddenly released.

"Gan! This smell is really great!"

"It smells so bad! I just heard people say that snail powder smells bad, but I didn't expect it to be so smelly!!"

Xu Muge said, "It's okay, the more stinky it is, the more authentic it is. It's like stinky tofu. I won't eat it if it's not stinky."

"Makes sense!"

Xu Muge and Yan Li were sitting in front of the computer with a bowl each.

Hot and stinky.

At this moment, Wei Hanzhong walked over from outside the bedroom.

He came to thank Xu Muge for the oranges he sent.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered the bedroom, his brows instantly wrinkled.

"Fuck! Who the four of you are shitting in the bedroom! Why is it so stinky!"

Yan Li pointed silently, "It's not shit, it's snail powder."

Wei Hanzhong suddenly realized, pinched his nose and said, "Cow! I'll come back when the smell of your bedroom dissipates."

After saying that, he left as if running for his life.

Hearing their conversation, the audience in the live broadcast room couldn't hold back instantly.

"Ha ha ha ha......"

"Help, I am a cat with nine lives. I laughed to death for five lives in this live broadcast room, and there are only four left!"

"I just took a sip of water, and after listening to this guy's words, the water was sprayed all over the place."

"Fortunately, I'm smart. I haven't eaten or drank water at the moment, but my stomach hurts a little when I laugh."

"It's more hilarious than most comedy movies."

It stinks a bit.

After eating it, Xu Muge thinks the taste is still good, no wonder the sales of snail noodles are so good on the Internet.

Yan Li listened to him and ate with confidence.

"Hey, it's really okay."

Lou Zhanlei and Pei Houwang on the side looked at each other.

"Let me try it too."

"It's really good."

Two bowls were not enough for the two of them at all, and after two more bowls, they were almost 70% full.

It's just that the smell of their bedroom is also greater.

Because the door was not closed, someone passed by the door of their bedroom and immediately exclaimed.

"Wood grass! What's going on in this bedroom! Why is it so stinky!"

"Maybe the urinal is blocked."

The four of them were embarrassed.

Lou Zhanlei said, "Hurry up and close the door."

"Don't, the smell dissipates more slowly after closing the door," Xu Muge said quickly.

Lou Zhanlei was speechless, "What should I do then?"

Xu Muge said: "Open the doors and windows, let's go downstairs and walk around and wait for an hour and a half before coming back."

"There is no one in the bedroom, is the door just open?" Yan Li asked.

Xu Muge said nonchalantly, "With the current situation in our dormitory, who would come in?"

"Right."

So they left the dormitory with confidence.