Live Broadcast: One Sentence At The Beginning Of The School Flower Crying
Chapter 56 I Am That Cat, I Am Dying
There are many old viewers who like Xu Muge reading emails.
Later, Xu Muge came to a session to answer various questions by voice, and everyone liked it even more.
The deeds of Meng De and Erthorn Monkey steaming goose hearts are still circulating on various video websites and are enduring for a long time.
Many viewers are looking forward to Xu Muge coming to such a session several times.
Even Lou Zhanlei and the others gathered around when they heard this.
In only ten minutes, more than a thousand people came from YY.
Randomly go to the microphone to speak.
The first ID is named Wang Qijiang.
Pei Houwang behind Xu Muge muttered.
"I've only heard of Xiaoniao, Mengbai, and Youyou sauce. Is this Wang Qijiang also..."
The voice sounded.
"Hello? Brother Mu, can you hear me?"
It's a male voice.
Pei Houwang was greatly disappointed.
Xu Muge: "I can hear you, tell me Qijiang."
Those who didn't know thought it was the Seven Sauce.
Wang Qijiang: "It's such a Mu brother. I have liked a girl for more than a year. We chat occasionally. She is simply the most perfect goddess in my mind."
"Half an hour ago, I asked her what the success rate would be if I chased her, and she said 79 percent, which I don't quite understand, so I haven't replied yet, I want to ask if you understand. "
Xu Muge rubbed his chin and thought about it.
"Have you ever heard the saying that there is a drama in 80%, and you are still one percent away from 80%, so there is no drama. Obviously, she rejected you euphemistically."
Wang Qijiang was very surprised.
"Is there still such a saying? But we had a good conversation this year. I gave her a present and gave her a red envelope for the festival, and she asked for it. She even gave me a gift."
Xu Muge put his hand on his forehead, and it was hard to say anything.
"Actually, you don't have to think so much, you just have an ATM machine, and no matter what he does, it will be over with the money."
Points +233
ah this...
Wang Qijiang: "I understand Brother Mu."
He silently went to the wheat.
In fact, he also guessed that he was regarded as a money-giving fish, but he didn't want to admit it.
Now that Xu Muge said this, it made him completely understand.
At this moment, Xu Muge's live broadcast room is about 5 million, and VIPs are online more than 50,000, which is a lot more fans than usual.
They originally wanted to come to listen to the song, but they did not expect to have an unexpected harvest.
"Finally the favorite part."
"ATMs are too real."
"Seeing what happened to Qi sauce, I remembered myself back then."
"Brother Mu's roommate is not easy, am I the only one who heard the three sauces he just said?"
"I also heard it. If you know it, you can understand it. If you don't know it, you can privately message me and send you some study materials."
"Wocao! Are you the trumpet of a black-hearted old driver?!"
Xu Muge raised Erlang's legs and took a sip.
Waiting for the second destined person to get on the wheat.
This chat lasted for half an hour, and most of them were relatively ordinary.
Unexpectedly, the last person to speak on the microphone turned out to be a woman.
My name is Mommy.
"Hello anchor."
Xu Muge raised his brows, "Hello, listening to your voice, she should be a big sister."
Meng Mi: "Yes, this year is my third birth year."
Xu Muge: "Then do you have any problem?"
Meng Mi: "I'm still single now. The biggest problem is emotional problems. I have never been able to find a satisfactory partner."
Xu Muge: "Can you talk about your conditions and requirements for the other half?"
Those who are still single at this age generally have too high requirements, their requirements exceed their own conditions, and they have no self-knowledge.
Mengmi: "I am now a cashier of a local company, with a salary of around 4,500. I have no car and no house. I rented a house and raised a dog."
This condition is too general.
she continued.
"If you ask the other half."
"I think you're pretty good, young, handsome and talented, but we're not in the same city. If you want to come to my city, you can."
Xu Muge: "???"
Small question mark, do you have many friends.
She didn't say what she looked like, it's definitely not very good, if she looked good, she wouldn't be single until she was thirty-six.
Also, big sister! Let you go to If You Are the One to find a partner, not a host! !
Your condition is not good, you think it is beautiful.
I'm afraid I haven't woken up from a dream.
Don't talk about me, even my three roommates look down on you.
Speaking of roommates.
Lou Zhanlei's three people behind Xu Muge almost burst into laughter after hearing this, they covered their mouths and ran to the balcony.
Hahaha.....
Xu Muge turned his head and glanced at them, speechless.
This big sister is probably confused by some chicken soup.
Xu Muge said, "Don't you want to be in the future?"
Meng Mi hurriedly said: "Yes, I'm not too old, it's the most perfect stage for a woman, and I just want to find an equally excellent and perfect opposite sex, what's wrong?"
Xu Muge covered his mouth, almost without laughing, and nodded.
"You're right, women really can't settle down."
"There is a canteen in our school, Aunt, and she is almost forty. There was a senior second-generation rich senior who fell in love with her at first sight. That senior was 1.8 meters tall and had six-pack abs, a bit like Yanzu, with a good temper. Every day They all sent flowers to the cafeteria Aunt and tried every means to pursue her."
"After his unremitting efforts and chasing after three years, they were finally together. On the wedding day, they walked the red carpet at our school first, and then went to a five-star hotel to hold a formal wedding. It was very romantic."
Xu Muge kept his mouth shut and didn't stop.
"Also, Aunt, the cleaning agent of my friend's company, is fifty years old. I accidentally met the general manager of his company that day. After that, the general manager fell in love with her."
"The 26-year-old general manager drives her Ferrari to take her to work every day. The general manager also cooks. He is proficient in three cuisines. He cooks for her every meal, without any repetition."
"They had just had their wedding in Mauritius a month ago, and they've traveled the world on a yacht since then."
"So, women must not be on their own, let alone care about other people's gossip, just be yourself and wait. Your Prince Charming will come sooner or later!"
The more Mengmi listened, the more excited she became.
"Yes, yes! That's what I thought, you are my bosom friend, or..."
Xu Muge said quickly, "Don't, I'm not worthy of your big sister! You deserve better."
Meng Mi replied loudly: "Okay! Thank you for your answer!"
"goodbye."
She got off the wheat, Xu Muge breathed a sigh of relief, and went to the bedroom corridor to laugh for a while.
The audience in the live broadcast room didn't care so much, they just laughed.
"Hahahaha! Brother Mu is too capable!"
"One dares to make up, one dares to believe."
"This big sister was fooled by the boxer's chicken soup."
"Look, Brother Mu is frightened, his little face is pale."
"If this big sister said she went to find Brother Mu, I'm afraid that Brother Mu could carry the plane and run overnight."
"I'm that cat, and I persisted in my last life for a long time. I really can't stand it this time. Now I'm going to die soon. Are you satisfied, anchor?"
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