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Chapter 0030: It’s officially announced!

When you wake up.

The sun is already shining on the ass.

A pair of beautiful big eyes are also staring at him curiously, the owner of the eyes is a silly little sister, her eyes are a little more gentle than usual, but also a little more hot, Jiang Ze was seen by her heart beat a little faster, he scratched his head and said with a smile: “You look at me like this, what do you want to do?” ”

“What do you say I want to do?” The heat in Du Xiaomei’s eyes did not decrease, and she said with a serious expression: “I’m your girlfriend now, and this is our first day of dating, don’t you think we should do something?” ”

Jiang Ze suddenly remembered the moment before he was drunk last night, he did see the message on the phone that the little girl promised to be his girlfriend, but the next second he was unconscious and slept until now. He turned his head to look at the sun outside and asked, “How long have I slept?” ”

“Thirteen hours, twenty-three minutes, forty-five seconds.” Du Xiaomei accurately reported the time, and I don’t know how she counted, Jiang Ze nodded, pressed his head that was still a little painful due to a hangover, and said: “It’s been so long sleeping, I should get up.” ”

He was about to lift the quilt and get up, but was suddenly pressed down by the little girl’s little hand, “Don’t get up, answer my question first.” ”

“Your question? What’s the problem? Jiang Ze said suspiciously.

Du Xiaomei lost her eyes and sighed: “I just finished saying that you forgot, alas, men are really big pig’s trotters.” ”

Jiang Ze shook his head and smiled bitterly, “Maybe I just woke up, and my brain hasn’t woken up yet.” ”

“Okay, I’ll repeat it to you.” “Today is the first day we officially become boyfriend and girlfriend, do you think we should do something to be like boyfriend and girlfriend.” ”

Jiang Ze said puzzled: “Why do you have to do something?” Isn’t it okay if you don’t do it? ”

“Of course not.” The little girl said reasonably: “Other people’s boyfriend and girlfriend are showing affection every day, spreading dog food, and we don’t do anything, isn’t it still no different from ordinary friends?” ”

Jiang Ze smiled, “Then what do you want to do?” I listen to you. He looked at the silly little sister intently, and the little sister didn’t know whether it was seen by him or because she heard his words, she blushed shyly, and her earlobes were flushed, at this time, the sunlight just shone through the window and fell on her, making her whole person look golden. Of course, her pink earlobes also look very transparent under the sunlight.

The little sister was silent for a long time before she said in a voice as thin as a mosquito: “At the very least, you have to kiss first…”

Jiang Ze pretended not to hear it, pricked his ears and asked, “What?” ”

“What did you say?”

“I didn’t hear clearly.”

“You repeat it again.”

The little girl’s face was red to the base of her neck, she was very nervous, the devil knew how high her heartbeat rate was at the moment, her pretty face was red and hot, and she was also doing a thought struggle deep in her heart, and after being entangled for several seconds, she spoke again: “I want to kiss…”

“What?”

“What do you want?”

“I still don’t hear clearly.”

“Can you repeat it again?”

Jiang Ze still didn’t hear the old routine.

Du Xiaomei also saw that he was deliberately pretending to be deaf and dumb, and suddenly couldn’t get angry, directly gritted his teeth and stomped his foot, and pounced.

Jiang Ze: “…”

……

The consequence was that the stupid little sister got her wish and kissed Jiang Ze, and Jiang Ze was unfortunately knocked on the chin by the stupid little sister’s elbow, and it hurt. But he can’t blame the little sister, who told him to do it himself.

While gently rubbing his chin with her smooth little hand, the little girl said seriously: “Brother Jiang Ze, you have to learn to be well-behaved in the future, don’t always think about singing the opposite.” That wouldn’t be useful, and it’s also easy to get hurt, do you understand? ”

This tone, three points of gentleness, three points of threat, three points of royal sister, and one point of coquetry.

Jiang Ze: “…”

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Afternoon.

A breaking news story flooded the Internet.

This is because Jiang Ze and Du Xiaomei posted a dynamic on the meager respectively, and each other’s special love.

Du Xiaomei: [One flower and one world, one leaf and one pursuit, one song and one sigh, one person in life. ] @江泽, you are the most important person in my life. 】

After fans saw her post such a dynamic, they almost didn’t flood the comment area.

“What’s the situation? Is this a sudden official announcement? ”

“Lying groove, it’s exactly the same as I expected, Du Xiaomei and Zhixun are fake CPs, she and Jiang Ze are the real couple!”

“This dog food is too sudden, isn’t it!”

“The moment I saw this talk, I cried out the pig cry, and my goddess Du Xiaomei chose another man, which makes me how to live in the future.”

“Wake up upstairs, it’s really not okay, I’ll wake you up with urine.”

“It has long been found that something is wrong with them, that day Jiang Ze was just a fan sister of Lian Mai, but the little sister not only killed her, but also very jealous, and now it seems that the two have really been secretly dating in private.”

“But anyway, the little sister is beautiful, Jiang Ze is handsome, they are very suitable, bless them.”

“Well, blessings.”

“Wait, am I the only one who feels sorry for Zhixun?”

“Haha, the same distressed Zhixun.”

Jiang Ze’s meager also sent a dynamic: [@呆小妹, a lifetime is a long time, I will feed you fat to one hundred kilograms. ] (Laughing)].

Compared with the poetic official announcement copy of the silly little girl, Jiang Ze is more humorous.

As a result, some fans couldn’t help but feel good after seeing it, and commented one after another:

“Hahahaha, is Jiang Shen so bad?”

“Good fellow! Planning to raise the stupid little sister to a hundred kilograms? You’re too ruthless! ”

“666666！ I’m a role model! Hope to see that day! ”

“Originally, under the meager little sister, I was moved to cry, but seeing Jiang Shen’s dynamics, forgive me for not holding back and laughing again.”

“+1″

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