Live broadcast: The anchor is normal, we can’t stand it

Chapter 0043: You call this Lori?

At the same time.

An Internet café.

Look at the tips of being killed….

The four of them were dumbfounded.

Because they can’t figure it out, four to one can still be counter-killed?

This is special….

It’s outrageous!

“Is this guy open?”

Among them, a flat-headed commotion said angrily, Xu is angry, he also deliberately dropped the mouse, the mouse has not been addicted, and wants to drop other things. At this time, the network administrator cast him a puzzled look, so he did not dare to continue to drop the keyboard.

Next to him, his good friend, Curly Hair Whining Nian, said: “I don’t know if it’s hanging, but this should be a woman.” Because I seem to have heard her yelling just now. ”

Another yellow-haired man seconded, “I heard it too. ”

“This woman has been screaming there.”

“It makes Lao Tzu pull out the gun slowly.”

There is no woman in the heart, pull out the “gun” nature god. Unfortunately, he was disturbed.

The fourth place, who also had pierced ears and had an ancient non-mainstream hairstyle, pondered carefully for a while before he spoke: “You just judged that she is a woman, but I analyze from the voice she just made, I think she should be a loli.” ”

The other three: “…”

Can you tell if it’s a loli by listening to the sound?

Aren’t you talking about it?

Brother Pingtou spat on the stars and said emotionally:

“Nima!”

“Lori?”

“You call this Lori?”

“Loli has such a fierce marksmanship?”

Anyway, I don’t believe it if I kill him, the guy who killed them in full formation just now will be Lori!

After all, how can there be such a powerful loli? Aren’t loli all very cute creatures? How could it be so fierce? It doesn’t make sense.

“Boss.”

“Times have changed.”

“The current loli is very raw!”

The ear piercing man sighed.

Pingtou Shaonian’s face flickered, frowned, and said, “You said it or not, let’s record the playback and post it on the Internet.” Let the ‘experts’ on the Internet analyze it. ”

“Okay.” The pierced man did not object.

So.

They posted the video of being killed just now to major platforms and edited a paragraph full of earthy text:

[They are the F4 of the PUBG Speeder clan, they are the eldest brother Pingtou, and the big name Zhang San; Huang Mao, the second brother of Li and Li, daimyo Li Si; the third brother Curly Hair, daimyo Wang V; fourth brother ear piercing, daimyo Zhao Liu;

The four of us, play a game of desert maps in the dark. Originally, they finally found four motorcycles, formed a team, and were galloping in the world of PUBG. Li and his second brother, third brother, and fourth brother are brothers and sisters, righteous marriage to Jinlan, and swore in front of Guan Gong to share honor and disgrace, and live and die together.

Moreover, they also planned to eat chicken tonight, but they did not expect that they would be wiped out by a suspected plug-in. The second brother, third brother, and fourth brother all said that they heard the woman’s cry, and even the fourth brother seriously suspected that the woman who eliminated them was actually a loli.

But don’t believe it, where in the world is there such a loli who can just shoot? I sorted out the video of what happened, hoping that there would be bigwigs who can surpass our Jedi F4 and give guidance to the four brothers. By the way, I forgot to say, the lowest rank of Jedi F4 is platinum, so ants below platinum should not speak. 】

Originally, the four of them had no influence.

But because they wrote articles that were too earthy.

Soil to the extreme, is a trend.

It still attracted many people to come and watch.

“Hahaha, laugh at me, are you guys here to be funny?”

“Also Zhang San, Li Four, Wang Five, Zhao Liu? I’m really convinced, do you really have such a name? ”

“This article is full of native dialects, but it reminds me of the fathers and old folks in my village when I was a child, and I miss them a little. (crying)”

“Indeed, at first glance, it feels quite familiar.”

“Wait, didn’t you all notice what they said – those below platinum are ants! Hey, that’s too arrogant! ”

“Absolutely, otherwise how dare they call themselves Jedi F4? (funny face)”

“But I’m more curious, it was Lori who killed them? Or hang up? ”

“+1″

Everyone clicked on the video they posted and studied it carefully.

At first, they also felt that the person who killed F4 was too outrageous in marksmanship!

Quasi-again!

Fast again!

Raw again!

It’s a bit like a plugin!

And some of his high-precision operations are difficult for even PUBG pro players to play.

Just when the storm has begun to point to: this must be hanging.

When everyone was going to report it to the Blue Hole official.

Suddenly.

Someone recognized the ID of the slayer

——nvdljz！

Isn’t this standard pinyin abbreviation exactly the meaning of “women’s clothing boss Jiang Ze”?

For a while, it stirred up a thousand layers of waves again.

“Lying groove, this person turned out to be my idol Jiang Shen!”

“Hehe, Jiang Shen is dead, this person is at most Kato Sawa, or Ryuzawa Lola! (funny face)”

“Yes, the newly rising women’s clothing boss of the fish used to play games and techniques was indeed possible, but it has changed its style.”

“Oh my God, I was watching him live in his live broadcast room just now.”

“Hahaha, laugh at me, it turns out that the four stupid melons who were killed just now are you, I didn’t expect Jiang Ze to just use a submachine gun to suddenly break you all, you are too dish.”

Flat head: “…”

Yellow hair: “…”

Curly: “…”

Ear piercing: “…”

They watched netizens laugh at their comments, and couldn’t help but twitch the corners of their mouths.

However, they were surprised to find the person who killed them.

Of course, fans can’t believe that the person who killed them is actually a women’s clothing boss.

I’m going to see it for a good time.

Soon, they came to Jiang Ze’s live broadcast room.

How did they find it?

Du Niang, of course.

Now, as long as you search Jiang Ze in Du Niang, there will be a few related words behind: women’s clothing boss, stockings and beautiful legs, pseudonym, perverted heart… Wait and so on, F4 looks embarrassed.

When F4 they came in, sure enough, they saw the face of a handsome man in front of the screen.

“Not a woman!”

“Really a man?!”

“Then why did he make a woman’s voice just now?”

“And it still sounds so much like a loli?”

They are still a little suspicious, could it be that they came to the wrong live broadcast room?

It was also at this time.

Jiang Ze suddenly spoke:

“She’s a little sister, always shooting, she’s the strongest.”

“He’s just a loser, always going to cry, click~”

This is the voice pack of the violent loli Jinx in League of Legends, and Jiang Ze is almost restored. This voice, playful with a hint of cunning, cunning mixed with a little evil charm, simply made the four F4 people get goosebumps after listening to it.

Nimei!

Make no mistake!

What a women’s clothing boss + voice changer!

Spit up….

However, only ten minutes later.

The four of them, but all volunteered to set up a fan brand of Jiang Ze.

There is no other reason.

I just want to do it.

They leaned back in their chairs and watched Jiang Ze’s live broadcast beautifully, and the faces of rough men also showed a kind smile like an aunt every time Jiang Ze made various calls of women.

Value!

It’s worth it!

Fragrant!

It’s really fragrant!

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