Live broadcast: The beginning of the game is a pair of a, and the little girl is crying and dumbfoun

Chapter 69 Ning Great Demon King Online ‘Drag Racing’, the host burst into tears!!

“Hold the grass, how happy you are, hahaha!”

“Learned, learned, meet in the future, others ask me how happy to see you, I will answer like this!”

“Hehe, you’re afraid that the old birthday star hanged himself and thought he would live a long life, right? Don’t be afraid of being beaten, you just learn the Great Demon King of Ning. ”

“emmm…… It seems to be such a truth, if I were the host, I would hate to rush up and beat up the Ning Great Demon King now, this answer is too owed. ”

“What if I learn the latter sentence?”

The next sentence? Simple, people have to ask you, “You’re laughing.”

And then you answer: “Did I laugh?” I promise, the other party will beat you up in minutes until you laugh, don’t believe me, you try it on me? ”

“Hold the grass, hold the grass, what you said makes sense, I am speechless.”

Listening to the various ridicule of the audience, Yang Wei’s face was full of embarrassment.

With a light cough, he decided not to continue to dwell on this issue.

Be polite with Ning Fei, it’s all a trick, let’s get to the point early.

“Teacher Ning Fei, may I ask you how did you achieve this musical talent?”

“I read online audience messages saying that an original comedy song, oh no, it’s a funny song, and the difficulty is often much more difficult than a serious song.”

“Why do you come every time you open your mouth, as if you really don’t have to think about it?”

As Yang Wei’s words fell, Ning Fei’s expression was calm.

Seriously: “Why do I come every time I open my mouth?” As if you really don’t have to think about it? ”

“Hmm… The answer to this question is simple, you just remove the word ‘as if’. ”

??? Remove it as if? Don’t really have to think about the same?

Big brother, are you serious? Can you be humble?

Taking a deep breath, Yang Wei’s face twitched and decided to change the topic.

Otherwise, continue to watch Ning Fei pretend, how will you get past the next half an hour?

“Teacher Ning Fei, in other words, do you have any other talents or are good at besides musical talent?”

Yang Wei thought about it and decided to start with other aspects.

After all, this question, not only he is curious, it is estimated that the audience is also curious.

“Is handsome and talented?”

Ning Fei winked at Yang Wei and asked seriously.

Yang Wei: “???? ”

【Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting Yang Wei grievance value +2999]

“Sorry, just kidding.”

“In addition to my musical talent, I am also good at writing couplets, couplets, and enlightening others…”

Ning Fei saw that Yang Wei’s face was a little unpleasant, smiled, and continued.

Finally hearing Ning Fei’s slightly normal answer, Yang Wei’s gripping heart also relaxed.

Write couplets and couplets? Enlighten others? Okay, so let’s start with these two!

“Teacher Ning Fei, I just know that there is a couplet.”

“Why don’t we try it?”

“Hmm… Shanglian is like this…”

“It’s love, it’s warmth, it’s hope, you are the April day in the world, can Teacher Ning Fei go out to the next link?”

After Yang Wei finished speaking, the corners of his mouth couldn’t help but rise slightly.

At this moment, he admired himself a little.

When recording the program, it was really a genius to be able to temporarily think of such a very warm and difficult uplink.

Ning Fei mused slightly.

Under the curious eyes of all the spectators, he slowly raised his head.

Facing Yang Wei, he said slowly: “It’s him, it’s him, it’s him, the young hero Xiao Nezha.” ”

Horizontal criticism: “The future is dawning.” ”

As soon as these words came out, Yang Wei’s eyes instantly widened and he looked at Ning Fei with an incredulous face.

Even the audience was the same.

Shanglian: “It’s love, it’s warmth, it’s hope, you are the April day on earth.” ”

Xialian, you come: “It’s him, it’s him, it’s him, young hero Nezha?”

“I almost squirted out a mouthful of old blood!”

“What a little Nezha of God!”

“And this horizontal batch, the dawn of the future? I’m Buddha! ”

“A good heart-warming couplet, forced to be broken into a funny couplet by the Great Demon King of Ning, god!”

When the audience is buzzing.

The live broadcast room sprayed rice en masse.

“Emma, hold the grass, this is simply a couplet of gods, there is wood?”

“The level of the couplet of the Great Demon King Ning is simply a heifer flying upside down, and it is fierce!”

“Great Demon King Ning said that he is good at couplets… If you want me to say, too modest…!”

“Lao Tzu is going to be laughed to death by the couplet of the Great Demon King Ning, but it sounds like this rhyme.”

“Forget about the next link, the key is to criticize this future dawn what does it mean?”

“The future is not simple? You said that little Nezha is not the dawn of the future, right?”

“Eh, don’t just notice the couplet of Ning Great Demon King, look carefully at the host’s expression at the moment, that’s the best.”

“Yes, yes, that sad little look is like an old complaining woman, hahaha!”

The host narrated inwardly: “Can this blame Lao Tzu?” Lao Tzu has hosted the show for more than ten years, and the first time he met a demon like Ning Dademon King, the baby was too bitter in his heart.”

“66666, Ning Great Demon King YYDS!”

YYDS 10086!

Yang Wei on the stage forcibly endured the irritability in his heart.

An unnatural smile appeared on his face, and he said involuntarily: “Teacher Ning Fei really knows couplets.” ”

“Let’s change to another couplet.”

Shanglian: “Reminiscing about the past, red rice, pumpkin soup, a wife, a gang of children.” ”

As soon as Yang Wei’s voice fell, Ning Fei didn’t think about it, and directly replied: Xialian: “Look at this day, white rice, Wang Batang, a child, and a wife.” ”

Horizontal criticism: “Keep up with the times.” ”

Listening to Ning Fei’s next link and horizontal criticism, Yang Weilao’s face turned red.

What did I Yang Wei do wrong?

Why did God send this to torture me so much?

The first time Xiao Nezha is forgotten, this time, it is more excessive! Live audience.

“Ahahaha, I’m really going to be laughed to death by the Great Demon King Ning!”

“A good couplet, into his mouth, forced to make a pair like this…..”

“I seriously suspect that the Ning Great Demon King is not here to couplet, but to scare the couplet.”

Front: “Recalling the past, red rice, pumpkin soup,” Ning Da Demon King said to Cheng: “Look at this day, white rice, Wang Batang, everything is still normal.” ”

“But what’s going on in the back?”

“People have a wife and a gang of children, and you have a whole child and a wife?”

“Suspecting that the Ning Great Demon King is a trivial matter, the point is, I now suspect that this cargo is racing online, and the speed is faster than AE86!”

“We haven’t seen his license plate number yet, and even if we know that he is racing, we can’t produce evidence!”

“What are couplets and drag racing?”

“You guys look at the host’s expression, it’s almost tearful, hahaha!”

“The moment I met Ning Fei, from beginning to end, the abused body was skinless, tsk, sympathize with the host for three seconds, really, it can’t be more, otherwise, I’m afraid of giving laughter to pee.”

Ning Da Demon King said: “There is no problem, you have a wife and a gang of children, I have a child and a gang of wives, is there something wrong?” ”

“Hold the grass, what you said is so special and reasonable, look at the present day, but everyone who drinks the eight soups of the king, there are a few guys, and the back is not….. Cough…… So what, the wife gang. ”

“I’m sour, as sour as lemons, and I envy those who drink Wang Batang.”