Live Broadcast: The post-90s generation is raising a child against their will, which is outrageous

Smell these scents wafting from all directions,

Tong Tong, who didn't feel hungry at first, suddenly rumbled in his stomach.

Don't talk about her,

Even Lu Yu immediately felt hungry

So,

The father and daughter immediately quickened their pace and went straight to the incense board at the end of the snack street.

Soon,

And they came to the place

Tong Tong ordered a small bowl of thin plate noodles, and Lu Yu asked for a large bowl of wide plate noodles.

An extra grilled sausage was added to each person.

"Uncle Camera, do you want to eat?".

"Tong Tong can also please eat!".

Seeing that the camera brother didn't order anything, Tong Tong immediately asked with concern.

Hearing the words,

The cameraman suddenly felt warm in his heart!

Lo and behold

Lo and behold

Tong Tong is so well-behaved and sensible

And know to ask yourself!

Lu Yu, you are a big pit, how can you bear to pit Tongtong!

The camera brother is embarrassed to let Tong Tong invite him to eat, he is not as pitiful as Lu Yu, it just so happens that he is indeed a little hungry, so he simply smiled and said,

"Tong Tong, thank you for your kindness. "

"However, is it okay for Uncle to invite you and Dad to eat this meal?"

"Ah, why, uncle, is your money about to expire?".

"Ugh...... Yes, my uncle's money is almost expired!".

In order not to make Tong Tong pay,

The camera brother had no choice but to coax Tong Tong with a red face, and by the way, he also glared at Lu Yu, who was smiling next to him.

It didn't take long

The three bowls of noodles are all on the table

The three of them were hungry, and no one said anything, so they picked up their chopsticks and began to eat.

Tong Tong eats with special worry

Don't look at her young age

But he didn't need to be taken care of by adults, but Lu Yu asked Tong Tong to help hand over the vinegar for a while, and asked Tong Tong to help draw a piece of paper for a while, which was a lot of things.

Finally,

I can't even stand the cameraman

complained directly,

"Brother Lu, you can eat when you eat, why are you always troublesome Tong Tong, can't you reach out yourself!".

Who knows,

Lu Yu replied disapprerovingly

"You don't understand this, I'm actually exercising Tongtong!".

What the hell?

Exercise children?!

What do you mean?!

Seeing the cameraman's puzzled look,

While eating noodles, Lu Yu poked Tong Tong with his elbow

"Girl, tell your uncle, he's such an adult, he doesn't even understand this truth, he's so stupid!".

"Okay, okay!".

Tong Tong happened to be full at this time, and after laughing a few times, he began to talk to the camera brother like a little teacher

"Uncle, my dad said that he told him not to do to others what he would not do to himself!".

That is to say, if he doesn't want to have enough of it, he can open his mouth and ask the person next to him to hand it to him, and my father said, this is what Confucius once said. "

"Dad said that Confucius also said that if you don't suffer from others, you don't know yourself, and you don't know people when you suffer. "

"It means that someone who doesn't know how to call others is not a smart person, and my dad is a smart person, so he always makes me call!"

Tong Tong's explanation of the head is the Tao,

But the camera brother who listened to it almost didn't squirt out a mouthful!

Holy!

And with this?!

I have heard these two sentences of Confucius and his old man, but the meaning in them, can this be the meaning?

!

No need to ask,

This must have been taught by Brother Lu's pit baby's father again!

"Tong Tong, what else did your father teach you?"

Wiping the cold sweat from his head,

The cameraman asked.

"Taught me so much!".

"For example, if you have a threesome, you must have my teacher!".

"That's a good sentence, so do you know what it means?".

"You know, my dad told me, which means that if you beat three people, one of them will worship me as a teacher!"

"Poof, still, is there anything else?!".

"Yes, for example, Chaowen said, it's okay to die at night!".

"It means that if you offend me, I will go in the morning to inquire where your family lives, and I will beat you to death when the sun sets!".

“......"

The camera brother laughed wildly.

Tong Tong became more and more energetic the more he spoke, "My father also taught me to stand at thirty, not to be confused at forty, to know the destiny of heaven at fifty, to be obedient at sixty, and to do what I want at seventy!"

Speaking of which,

Tong Tong directly rolled up his sleeves and clenched his little fists

"What this means is that as long as I am strong enough, thirty people are worthy of me to stand up and fight, and if there are forty people, then I will rush forward and fight, without any hesitation!"

"If you have fifty people, you will be beaten by me and think that you have met their destiny!"

"If sixty people say good things in my ear, I can stop fighting, and if seventy people besiege me, I can kill as

many people as I want!"

“......"

At the same time as Tong Tong's eyebrows danced to the cameraman's big brother, popularized science,

Inside the live broadcast room,

It's already laughing.

"Hahahaha, I'm really laughing, who will help me call an ambulance, hahaha!".

"It's hard to press, I mean, Confucius's coffin board is hard to press!".

"6666, Lu Yu and Tong Tong are, one dares to teach, the other dares to learn!".

"Lu Yu is really too disagreeable, how can he teach such an important thing as the Analects to a child indiscriminately!".

"What's the matter, Confucianism is not very good in the first place, and a lot of remarks in it are just ideological tools used by the rulers to PUA the common people in order to meet the needs of the ruling class at that time, you really take it seriously?!".

"That's right, my university lecturer also said in class that Confucianism has many views, and servile thinking is particularly heavy. "

"Let's just deal with the exam, if you really do what it says, then you won't be able to do anything for the rest of your life. "

"Everyone, don't go online, Tong Tong doesn't understand it now, but he understands it when he goes to school, and besides, Lu Yu taught her like this, but it is convenient for Tong Tong to remember!"

"Yes, at least, that sentence doesn't hurt people, I don't know people, I can't memorize it, but Tong Tong can say it with his mouth open. "

"That's true. "

"That being said, don't you think, is Lu Yu really talented, how did he come up with it, it's so fun to interpret the Analects like this!".

"He is indeed talented, and he also pays great attention to the education of children!"

"God Tama pays attention to education, do you want to laugh at me and inherit my Huabei!".

“......"

After hearing Lu Yu misinterpret the Analects into this way and teach Tong Tong, many viewers in the live broadcast room laughed directly.

Some people think that Lu Yu is messing around

Classic literature like this,

How can it be spoofed?

But there are also many viewers who don't care, thinking that it is good for children to remember this, and there is no need to go online.

In the midst of everyone's discussion,

Lu Yu and the camera brother also finished eating the noodles in the bowl, and after paying the money, they returned to the snack street.

Since they are all full,

So these delicacies on the snack street have lost their appeal to all three.

After returning to the inside of the community,

Lu Yu glanced at the time, and it was exactly eight forty.

"Tongtong, let's go for a walk in the small square, digest and digest food, and then go home and sleep. "

Lu Yu planned to sneak until about nine o'clock and then go home to sleep.

Otherwise,

If you go home and sleep after eating a meal, your stomach will be bloated.

"Okay, I just happened to eat a little bit of a stretch!".

Tong Tong patted his little belly

I haven't forgotten to turn my head and thank the camera brother in a milky voice

"Uncle, thank you for your hospitality!".

"Hahaha, you're welcome!".

Looking at Tong Tong's cute appearance,

The cameraman's little heart almost melted again.

At the same time, I was also a little depressed.

Why did I tremble back then, and gave birth to a stinky son, if I gave birth to a daughter, how good it would be!

I want a second child!

After I go back, I must have a second child, and I must give birth to a daughter!

The cameraman silently made up his mind.

The three of them came to the small square

There are still many people in the small square

They all came here to digest food after eating

The three of them began to walk around the square.

After walking for a while,

It's almost nine o'clock

Lu Yu took Tong Tong home and prepared to go to bed

And the same,

Since Tong Tong is about to go to sleep,

On their side, today's filming process has naturally finally come to an end.