"Phew, this Cao thief, went to tease the mother of other children's children again!"
"Yes, it's so hateful, seeing that other beauties are beautiful, they have suddenly become so enthusiastic!"
"Hahahaha, if the other party is a man, Brother Lu, he will definitely turn his head and leave!"
"Should I say it or not, Brother Lu is a man who has carried forward Wei Wu's legacy!"
“......"
When I saw Lu Yu taking the initiative to go over and help this beautiful mother, there was laughter in the live broadcast room.
What Tong Tong said before is really not wrong at all,
Her father likes to look at other children's mothers, especially the kind that is beautiful and has long legs!
It's not,
Seeing that the beautiful ~ woman is in trouble,
He became so warm-hearted,
Take the initiative to go over and help!
especially
After hearing Lu Yu's words,
It makes the audience happy!
"Hahaha, we have been a rebel for more than 30 years, and a novice village account that has been a rebel for a few days dares to be arrogant with us...... That's a brilliant statement!"
"However, there is one thing to say, what Brother Lu said is quite right, this little kid has only been a rebel for a few days, we post-90s generation are born rebellious, you are more rebellious than us, and you are a little more tender!"
"That's right, what you're playing now is what we played back then!" (dog head .jpg))"
"Brother Lu, help this beauty and slash that kid!"
"That's right, let that kid see and see, what is the real rebel who steps on the horse!"
"Brother Lu, cut him!"
“......"
Lu Yu's words,
attracted many post-90s viewers in the live broadcast room.
We post-90s generation just grew up,
Not dead,
You're a novice village trumpet, and you've only been rebellious for a few days, and you dare to play rebellious with us in front of us?
On this rebellion,
We've got you covered!
In the laughter and ghost cries of the audience,
The beautiful mother on the opposite side also showed a good-looking and somewhat playful smile and came to ask Lu Yu what to do.
And
Maybe it's because everyone is born in the 90s,
This beautiful mother,
For a while, I felt that the strangeness between me and Lu Yu was much less.
In the face of her inquiry,
Lu Yu smiled slightly,
"Beauty, if you want to cure him, this is too easy!"
"Didn't he lie on the ground, rolling around and refusing to get up?"
"Okay, if he doesn't get up, then let him lie here!"
"Don't try to persuade him to get up, because the more you persuade, the harder he gets, the more he refuses to get up!"
After Lu Yu finished speaking,
The beautiful mother was stunned, "Don't you care about him?"
"Nothing at all!"
Lu Yu smiled and waved his hand and said,
"What do you care about him? He likes to lie down, then let him lie down, you just stand by calmly and watch!"
"If you feel a little bored standing and watching him, or if you feel ashamed, then you can find a place to sit around and play on your phone, play games or something. "
"If you don't play games, you can also watch short videos. "
"Just pretend you don't know him, and don't be angry. "
"Anyway, just leave him alone!"
"I really don't believe it, he can lie on the ground for a day?!"
Lu Yu's words,
Let this beautiful mother's eyes suddenly light up!
Oh, yes
I didn't think of that!
As soon as many parents see their children crying, they subconsciously want to coax them, but the result is that often the more you coax, the more angry the child will be.
In the end, I couldn't make myself angry.
Rather than that,
It's better to be like this handsome guy said,
Parents just stand aside and watch.
If you feel bad,
Then stand far away,
Playing with mobile phones or something,
I really don't believe how long a child can hold on to the ground!
"Handsome guy, I think what you said makes sense!"
After some thought,
The beautiful mother nodded in agreement.
"Well, that's just one way!"
Seeing that this beautiful mother listened to what she said,
Lu Yu smiled and raised two fingers again,
"The second method is more immediate!"
"Doesn't he love to lie on the ground, well, then you can cheer him on the side!"
"Huh, cheer him on?"
"Yes, just cheer him on!"
Lu Yu smiled and patted Tong Tong's little head,
"Tong Tong, go show this beautiful aunt, how to cheer him on!"
"Okay!"
Tong Tong received the order,
Immediately, I couldn't wait to come to the little boy's side.
The little boy of that time,
I've stopped crying a long time ago, and I'm lying there in a daze, not knowing what to do.
And then
And he saw the boy running over,
Without saying a word, Tong Tong began to circle around the bewildered little boy, dancing, clapping his hands and singing loudly as he turned.
"Come on, come on, come on!"
"Lie on the ground, don't be afraid, everyone come and laugh at him!"
"Look at this kid, how sloppy!"
"Come on, come on, come on!"
"If you don't get up, I won't persuade you, I'll throw you a handkerchief!"
"You are like a king on the ground, I'm laughing here haha!"
"Come on, come on, come on!"
"I'm already in kindergarten, and I'm still rolling on the ground!"
"Teachers and classmates, come and see who knows this big fool!"
"Come on, come on, come on!"
“......"
Tong Tong's singing and behavior soon attracted the attention of a group of passers-by.
When you hear what Tong Tong sings,
These passers-by even stopped, laughing and gathered around to see the excitement,
Even the proprietress in the bubble tea shop,
After hearing the movement,
They all came out of the store,
I couldn't help but look at Tong Tong and the little boy lying on the ground.
And besides, this little boy,
At this point, I was completely dumbfounded.
He lay there, surrounded by more and more people, watching and making fun of him, and immediately he couldn't lie down, and quickly got up from the ground with a red face.
And this scene,
also made the audience in the live broadcast room almost die of laughter!
"Hahahaha, I can't do it anymore, my stomach cramps when I step on the horse, hahaha!"
"Brother Lu's move is really ruthless, it directly makes people die, the little boy's face is red!"
"Nonsense, you're surrounded by so many people, don't you blush?
"This song sung by Tong Tong is really amazing, the ridicule is directly full, who did you learn it from!"
"Guess, apart from Brother Lu being able to make up such a song, who else can have this talent? It is estimated that this trick was used against Tong Tong before!"
"Hahaha, no wonder Tong Tong is so excited, it turned out to be something that he used to deal with himself, and now he can finally take it out to deal with other children!"
"I've learned and learned, the next time my son is lying on the ground and messing with me, I'll use this trick!"
"It's worthy of being an old rebel born in the 90s, dealing with a little rebel is really too handy!"
“......"
The first way Lu Yu just said,
already made the audience laugh and cry,
Unexpectedly,
As soon as this second method is struck,
It's even more ruthless!(Read violent novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
Although children don't know what embarrassing social death is, they must be embarrassed to be surrounded by so many strangers.
Like this little boy,
Immediately he blushed and got up from the ground.
Meanwhile.
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When she saw her son get up, this beautiful mother couldn't cry or laugh.
"Handsome guy, your second method is really amazing!"
The beautiful mother sincerely admired.
"Of course!"
Lu Yu nodded proudly,
"As long as he's not ashamed, then keep lying down!"
"If he doesn't get up, you'll be there all the time to cheer him on!"
"When there are more people watching him, he will obediently get up by himself!"
"And in addition to these two methods, I actually have a third way!"
Saying,
Lu Yu looked at the little boy who ran over with a red face,
Said to him gently,
"Kid, uncle hasn't finished telling your mother yet. "
"Can you cooperate with your uncle again and lie back for the time being?"
“......"
The little boy's pupils shook, and he looked at Lu Yu in shock,
It's like looking at a devil.
At this moment,
He felt the fear of being dominated.
"Hahahaha, Brother Lu, are you a devil, everyone has already gotten up, and you still let the family lie back again, hahahaha!"
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"I can't do it, I'm really going to die laughing, this little boy is scared!"
"Little boy: I'm a novice trumpet when I step on a horse, how can I let such a full-level tuba abuse me!"
"Brother Lu said, that's it, I haven't made any effort yet, you can't hold on?!"
"Hahaha, this duel can't be played, the little rebel and Brother Lu, the old rebel, are not opponents of the same level at all!"
"Xsw1, Brother Lu's words are too murderous, the little boy is estimated to have to leave a psychological shadow for the rest of his life, and he doesn't dare to lie on the ground!"
“......"
Lu Yu's words,
once again attracted laughter in the live broadcast room.
Many viewers, tears of laughter are about to come out.
As soon as the old rebel made a move,
I know if there is,
hasn't made any effort yet,
The little rebel couldn't hold it anymore, and even asked him to reopen it and abuse it again.
This disparity in strength is really too big!
Abusing him is the same as abusing vegetables!
It made the audience laugh miserably!
And this beautiful mother couldn't hold back her laughter, and the little boy was so frightened that he threw himself into her arms.
"Mom, I, I don't drink milk tea anymore!"
"Let's go!"
"This uncle is so scary!"
"Okay, okay, if you lie on the ground and cry for your mother in the future, your mother will use the methods taught by your uncle to deal with you, do you know!"
The beautiful mother took the opportunity to say.
"I know Mom, I won't be like this in the future!"
The little boy hurriedly promised.
Seeing this, the beautiful mother
admires Lu Yu even more,
How naughty and disobedient the son is,
She knows better than anyone that
But now,
After being rectified by the handsome guy in front of him,
Good as a kitten!
really
The little rebel has to be suppressed by the old rebel!
It's just that
Unfortunately,
My husband is just a life, and I divorced him two years ago, and there is no old rebel like the handsome guy in front of me to suppress him.
Thinking of this,
The beautiful mother hurriedly took out her mobile phone,
"Handsome guy, can I add you a little heart, if I can't control him in the future, I'll find you to support you!"
"Absolutely!"
When Lu Yu heard this, he readily agreed,
"I like to cure these self-righteous little rebels the most!"
"Uh-huh, thank you!"
soon
The two of them added WeChat,
And then
This beautiful mother, after thanking her repeatedly, left here with her son.
Before leaving,
That little rebel,
also glanced at Lu Yu in fear,
When he found out that Lu Yu was also looking at him,
Frightened, he immediately twisted his head back again.
It just so happens that
This scene happened to be perfectly captured by the camera.
"Hahaha, look at the scared children, Brother Lu, you are really a devil!"
"No, no, no, it's not scared, it's blood suppression!"
"The little boy is a juvenile body at most, Brother Lu is the ultimate body of the 3.0 version of the rebel, he will be scared when he sees Brother Lu, that's how it should be!"
"Little boy: If you don't believe it, I survived that day in the hands of an ultimate boss!"
"One thing to say, in terms of rebellion, the post-90s generation with a baby is really never used to children!"
“......"
In the discussion in the live broadcast room,
After a few minutes,
Lu Yu also took Tong Tong and a cup of milk tea for each person and came out of the milk tea shop.
At this point,
The father and daughter have eaten and drunk enough,
And it's already past eight o'clock,
It's time to go home, too.
thereupon
They drank milk tea and walked in the direction of home.
"Dad, can you tell me a story before you go to bed tonight?"
"What story do you want to hear?"
"Anything!"
"Okay, then tonight, Dad will tell you the story of a monk with two pets and a servant who traveled to the west!"
“???"
“......"
Under the street lamp,
Two shadows, one large and one small, leaning together, are reflected on the ground obliquely and long, looking happy and warm.
The next second,
Screen switching.
The camera recame to the post-80s father, Chen Aijun's family begging.
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