Live Broadcast: The post-90s generation is raising a child against their will, which is outrageous

With the exclamation of the chief director Zhang Wenjun,

meanwhile

In the live broadcast room,

The picture is gradually becoming clearer!

After seeing the situation on Lu Yu's side clearly,

Many viewers were also stunned and almost didn't react!

Saw

At this time, Lu Yu had already finished lunch with Tong Tong,

The two of them came to a place to play in the water in a playground!

As I said before,

Lu Yu's choice of this dream set sail, is more inclined to parent-child type of playground, since it is a parent-child type, and it is a big summer, of course, children's favorite water play projects are indispensable!

At this point,

The project where Lu Yu and Tong Tong are located is called simulated surfing.

In front of me is a huge swimming pool, there are a lot of wave machines in the pool, constantly creating waves, from one direction, to the other!

Tourists are in the water,

With the ups and downs of the waves, there are bursts of screams.

Lu Yu and Tong Tong were also in the water at this time,

But because Tong Tong is too young,

So the two didn't go deeper,

Just play close to the shore.

"Hahahaha, Dad, there's another big wave coming!"

Tong Tong stepped on the water barefoot and said excitedly.

Lu Yu was even more excited than Tong Tong.

Looking at the dense figures in the water in front of him, there were actually many beauties dressed in Bijini, Lu Yu really felt that he had come to the right place this time!

"It's so white!"

"Dad, what did you say?"

"I said, this wave is so white!"

Lu Yu said in amazement,

"Not only white, but some of the waves are even bigger!"

"Hahaha, yes, Dad, what a big wave!"

The child shouted for joy,

The next second,

And the waves came to me,

She rushed directly and followed the current and took a few steps back.

And Lu Yu, instead of retreating, found the right time and jumped up directly at the moment when the waves came.

Under this jump, he happened to collide with a beautiful woman next to him who was wearing a bigini and was suddenly swept over by the waves.

The two of them collided,

The beauty screamed and almost fell,

Two hands grabbed around Lu Yu's body 567 indiscriminately,

Lu Yu hurriedly helped her steady.

"I'm sorry, handsome guy, did I hurt you?"

After standing firm,

The beauty hurriedly apologized to Lu Yu,

She was trying to ride the waves, but her foot slipped and she fell and was swept over.

Fortunately, I was caught by the handsome guy in front of me,

Otherwise

I'm afraid I'm going to have to pour a few mouthfuls of water into my stomach.

In the face of the beauty's apology,

Lu Yu also took his hand away from the other party.

"It's okay, it's okay, it doesn't hurt at all!"

Lu Yu waved his hand generously and said with a smile,

"It's just a little panicked!"

"Panic?"

"yes, Rose, it's definitely thorny!"

"Poof!"

Hearing Lu Yu's praise,

The beauty laughed directly,

She took the initiative to invite,

"Handsome guy, do you want to go to a deeper place to play together? a deeper place is more exciting and there is more water!"

"I'm not going, take the baby with me!"

Lu Yu pointed behind him,

A child jumping around in the water.

"With a baby?"

The beauty glanced over there curiously, a little disappointed, but she still praised it sincerely: "Your daughter is so cute!"

"yes, I think she's cute, just as cute as her dad!"

"Flutter, handsome guy, you're so oily!"

"Is it the oil that loves tiger oil?"

"Hahaha, handsome guy, you are so annoying!"

“......"

After the two chatted for a few words,

The beauty twisted her waist and walked alone to the deep water area.

At this time,

Another big wave is coming,

moreover

This time a figure also rolled over,

Lu Yu is about to do another good deed,

But

After finding out that the other party was a man,

Lu Yu turned his head and went to play with Tong Tong.

"Hahaha, my hands are stretched out, and when I see that it is a man, I retract it again!"

"Brother Lu is really too real, don't talk about Brother Lu, if it's a man, I won't pick it up, whoever likes to pick it up!"

"I'm laughing to death, just now this Cao thief actually took the opportunity to take advantage of the beauties of the human (BGAF) family!"

"You really wronged Brother Lu, he should have wanted to tread the waves just now, but that beauty was accidentally swept over and bumped into him!"

"Grass, how come I can't meet such a good thing!"

"Even if you meet it, you can't grasp it, are you as handsome as Brother Lu, are you as good at flirting as Brother Lu? Brother Lu just grabbed the heart of other beauties in a few words, can you?"

"One thing to say, Brother Lu really will, the loss is that he is already married and has children, otherwise, the seat of Sea King Poseidon will have to be given to him to sit!"

"I can't even think about how happy Brother Lu was before getting married!"

"If I had one-tenth of Brother Lu's ability, I wouldn't have been single until now, it's only been a few days since the broadcast, and he has picked up several!"

“......"

As soon as the camera came,

Lu Yu brought the audience a huge laugh again.

meantime

Lu Yu's wonderful experience just now,

also made many young men in the live broadcast room not to mention how envious they were,

People can't compare with each other,

We've been single for so many years, and we can't even find a girlfriend.

Result: Brother Lu,

But it's a flirtatious one,

It's so infuriating!

Talking and talking,

The barrage began to coax again, wanting Lu Yu to teach them how to flirt with their sisters.

In a show with a baby,

The audience actually asked a dad about how to flirt with his sister,

This strange scene,

almost jumped up on the spot on the other side of the studio hall, and the three experts were angry.

Even Su Xue,

also rolled his eyes in tears and laughter.

"What, the audience asked me how to flirt with my sister?"

meanwhile

In the lens,

The camera brother also conveyed this request to Lu Yu according to the audience's instructions.

After hearing this question,

Lu Yu was also stunned.

"Dad, what do you mean by flirting with girls?"

Tong Tong asked curiously.

"Well, flirting with girls is to be friends with other girls...... Don't listen to your camera uncle's nonsense, Dad doesn't know this!"

"In Dad's heart, there are only you and your mother!"

Lu Yu said righteously,

Although he is a little not serious outside,

But in front of my daughter,

Lu Yu has always paid great attention to image. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"Tong Tong, you are playing here, my father wants to reprimand your camera uncle a few words, how can you slander me like this!"

Lu Yu said,

pulled the camera brother aside,

Neither too far away from the child,

But under the cover of the sound of water,

and they would not let the children hear their conversations.

The cameraman was a little embarrassed, "I'm sorry, Brother Lu, I forgot to avoid Tong Tong and ......"

"Which girl are you flirting?"

Lu Yu asked directly.

"Gah?"

"Let me ask you, what type of girl do the audience want to ask me!"

Lu Yu said,

And he changed his words,

"It's too ugly to say that flirting with girls, I'm a married man now, I've long since closed my mind and won't play this set!"

"I'll teach you how to chase your girlfriend!"

"Say, what type of girlfriend do you want to chase?"

The cameraman stared at him, and said in his heart that this is still the same thing, but it has changed a statement!

But

Since Lu Yu was willing to give advice, he hurriedly asked, "Brother Lu, let's talk about each type of you in detail......

"Tell me more, then I can't finish it for three days and three nights!"

Lu Yu thought about it,

Said to the camera,

"I'll give you a brief explanation!"

"I also hope that the friends in front of the screen can get rid of the single as soon as possible, find their own happiness, and then give birth to a cute baby!"

"If you don't want to take off the single, it doesn't matter, it's very comfortable to be alone!"

Saying,

Lu Yu began to share his experience.

In the live broadcast room, many young single viewers also pricked up their ears to listen.

Even here in the studio,

Teacher He, Su Xue, and the people in the director team were also listening with a smile.

Just listened to Lu Yu said slowly,

"Flirting girl...... Ahem, no, it's chasing a girlfriend, first of all, you have to understand what type the other person is!"

"If you want to chase the widow, then you have to be good to her son!"

"You've seen all of Hurricane, right?"

"That's how Gao Qiqiang took down his sister-in-law, first greet his sister-in-law's son, and the sister-in-law will sprinkle water!"

"If you want to chase a good girl, then you must not be obedient anymore, both of you are so well-behaved, it will be too boring!"

Lu Yu spread his hands,

"So, you've got to take her to something exciting, something rebellious, like a bungee jump, a roller coaster, an ear piercing, or kicking her under the ground with your stinky feet......"

"In this way, you will make a deep impression on her heart at once!"

"In addition to the good girl, there is also that kind of cold girl, when you meet this kind of girl, you will do everything possible to give her a sense of intimacy and pull her crazy together!"

"You see those cold female presidents on TV, and they were all taken down by such means in the end!"

"In addition, if you want to chase the kind of girl who is a mother and fetus solo, it's even simpler, create more romance in stick dramas for her!"

"If you have nothing to do, send flowers, put a few balloons in the trunk, as soon as you open the trunk, the balloons will hula and fly up into the sky, and there is a long banner hanging underneath, so-and-so, you are so beautiful......"

"After a few times, she fell in love with you!"

"Oh, and that kind of quirky girl, such a girl, you just have to be sincere, pure. "

"For specific cases, you can refer to Guo Jing and Huang Rong in the Legend of the Condor Heroes!"

"Of course, we can't compare with Guo Jing!"

"At that time, Huang Rong pretended to be a little beggar for the first time, and when she met Guo Jing, Guo Jing rode a sweaty BMW, which was a grade higher than the current big labor, and invited the little beggar to have a meal, and directly took out a gold ingot, which was put on the modern side, which was equivalent to more than 20,000 yuan at the bottom, so Guo Jing didn't look at him stupidly, he was actually a rich second generation!"

"In addition to being eccentric, there is also that kind of mother's treasure girl, this kind of girl, I don't recommend you to chase it, after chasing it, it will be very troublesome in the later stage. "

"However, if you have to chase her, then you have to influence her mother, that is, your mother-in-law......"

“......"

Lu Yu gushed about dry goods for fifteen minutes,

The last of them is thirsty,

Then he waved his hand,

"Okay, that's all for today!"

"Don't ask me this kind of question in the future. "

"I'm an honest man, this kind of question is too presumptuous for me!"

“......"

After saying that,

Lu Yu turned his head and went to play with Tong Tong,

There is quite a feeling of brushing off the clothes and hiding the merit and fame deeply.

And in the live broadcast room,

The audience had already been shocked by Lu Yu's words just now, don't want it!

One by one, the big eyes stared at the small eyes,

Followed by

The next moment, with a bang, the live broadcast room exploded!

"Hahaha, no, Brother Lu, you're real, you're real!"

"Should I say it or not, Brother Lu is too experienced!"

"Where do you guess Brother Lu's experience came from? If you want to say that he doesn't have ten or eight wives outside, I really don't believe it, I strongly recommend that my sister-in-law check Brother Lu's opening record when I go back!"

"Brother Lu: I won't, really won't, only 100 million points!"

"What Brother Lu shared is full of dry goods, kneel for Brother Lu, Brother Lu is too cowskinny, every type of girl, he is dead!"

"6666, it's really amazing, my wife is a good girl, I just used the method that Brother Lu said to catch up!"

"Brother Lu is really good, not only tell us the method, but also give an example, in other words, is Guo Jing really a rich second generation?"

"Ke Zhenxi: You will know if I give you a look!"

"Brother Lu, let's open a tutorial class, I pay the tuition, kneel in class and listen, don't start a class, you can open a media, I'll watch the VIP!"

"It's hard to stretch, but seriously, what Brother Lu said is really feasible, anyway, I wrote it down!"

"Thank you Brother Lu for teaching experience, the little brother gave you one!"

"Hahaha!"

“......"。