Live Broadcast: The post-90s generation is raising a child against their will, which is outrageous

After Lu Yu finished speaking, he opened his arms again with a melancholy face,

I hope that the beauty in front of me can throw herself into her arms again and give herself soft comfort.

however

In the face of Lu Yu's move,

This time

Liu Xiyan didn't move, but after listening to Lu Yu's words, her eyes suddenly widened, and her mouth opened wide, looking stunned!

And in fact,

It's not just Liu Xiyan who reacts like this,

In the live broadcast room,

Nearly 30 million viewers, after listening to Lu Yu's answer, were also stunned!

Quiet!

On the barrage, it was surprisingly quiet!

The three sentences that disappointed Lu Yu,

It's like a herd of alpacas, snorting and fluttering in the minds of every audience!

A few seconds passed,

In the live broadcast room,

It exploded directly with a bang!!

"Hahaha, I really almost suffocated to death here on my horse, I dared to make trouble for a long time, the disappointment he said was this kind of disappointment!!"

"Rely on it, this dog thing cheats our tears, I was so distressed that he was about to cry just now, but he turned his head and gave me a few words of this!!(Cover your face, jpg)"

"My God, I fell off the chair with a smile, Brother Lu, these three were disappointed, none of them were serious, what camouflage, licking wounds or something, sure enough, our own brain is over-supplemented, self-brain supplement, the most deadly!"

"I can't laugh at my family, although Brother Lu's answer was very unexpected by us, but then again, you just said that the three sentences he said should disappoint a boy!"

"Disappointed, I feel disappointed across the screen "three, four, three!"

"Especially in the dead of night, when I urgently need to relieve emptiness, when I saw the first two sentences of Brother Lu, my mentality collapsed, like a poor beggar, pinching toilet paper everywhere to find friends for resources!"

"Brothers, is there that kind of group that often sends resources, send the group number, declare in advance, I entered the group with a critical purpose, collect evidence of your crimes, and definitely don't want to see what you see!"

"Uh, what do you mean, why didn't I understand, this website was banned due to violations, and the number of free movies today has been used up, what's so disappointing?"

"Don't ask if children don't understand, this is a little secret between our adults!"

"Poof, we still feel sorry for him for a long time, Brother Lu, you dog thief, give us back the distress!!"

"In the future, I will no longer feel sorry for Brother Lu casually, he is leaving happiness to others, and leaving more happiness to himself!"

"Made, the third sentence is even more disappointing, the library is all off, but you tell me that your husband is back tonight...... Brother Lu has indeed become the inheritor of Wei Wu's legacy since before!"

"Hahahaha, you look at the expression of the female anchor, it's so interesting, I cheapened Brother Lu for nothing, this guy actually wants to do it again shamelessly!"

"Yes, yes, Brother Lu, this Cao thief, took advantage of others just now!"

“......"

On the barrage in the live broadcast room, it's like a fryer,

Countless barrages gushed out!

originally

When the audience heard Lu Yu's previous words,

is still feeling sorry for him,

thought that Lu Yu would also say something that made people emo,

outcome

Unexpectedly,

Brother Lu is still the same Brother Lu,

In this regard,

He hasn't changed at all,

opened his mouth and came to a god reversal, almost making the audience in the live broadcast room laugh crazy.

The sluggish atmosphere just now was swept away in an instant.

Instead,

It's as joyful and jolly as ever.

This side of the studio hall,

Teacher He also poofed, laughing and screaming that his waist hurts.

After Su Xue reacted, she rolled her eyes at Lu Yu on the screen!

"This guy is so hateful!"

Su Xue said with tears and laughter,

"Pretentious, I really think he has been seriously injured!"

"I'm worried about him!"

"But, then again, Mr. He, I didn't understand the first two sentences of this guy, why is the website forbidden to access, and the number of movie views is used up, will it disappoint the boy?"

Faced with Su Xue's doubts,

Teacher He coughed a few times in embarrassment.

This one...... Uh, how do you explain it to Xiaoxue?

Teacher He is struggling with what to say,

Su Xue pouted,

"Forget it, from your reaction, Mr. He, I have probably guessed what it means!"

"No wonder Lu Yu is so astringent!"

"Always look at those messy things, can he not be astringent!"

“......"

"This kid is really talented!"

Not far away, the chief director Zhang Wenjun is also happy.

"What kind of serious question, when it comes to his mouth, it immediately changes taste!"

"I really don't know how his brain grows!"

“......"

With the laughter of the crowd,

meanwhile

Inside the lens,

Liu Xiyan finally came back to her senses and looked at Lu Yu with a smile and a smile.

As soon as she thought that she was still being amorous just now, and took the initiative to run over to comfort Brother Lu, she felt that her behavior was so stupid and naïve.

The first time I had close contact with a boy~, I was deceived by Brother Lu like this!

But

On second thought,

Liu Xiyan felt that he was not a loss,

After all, Brother Lu is so handsome, and he is a good person, he is quite happy to be hugged by him for a while!

especially

After seeing the popularity in his live broadcast room,

Liu Xiyan was even more pleasantly surprised.

Only then did I interview Brother Lu with two questions,

The popularity of his live broadcast room has soared to the first place on the hour list, and he has entered the top three on the overall list!

I have to say,

Brother Lu's popularity is really strong,

It's so invincible!

"Brother Lu, your disappointment is really quite different!"

Put away these thoughts,

Liu Xiyan looked at Lu Yu again, and said with a smile,

"I thought you were trying to say something that really disappointed you......"

"Huh, what you said, the three sentences I said, are really disappointed!"

"Not adulterated at all!"

Lu Yu said righteously.

"Yes, yes, you're really disappointed!"

"Oh, you must understand what I mean, you're too bad Brother Lu!"

Looking at Lu Yu pretending to be confused,

Liu Xiyan stomped her feet like a coquette,

Then he said,

"Brother Lu, let's start with the third question!"

"Let's not discuss that question just now!" (Read the violent novel, just go to the Feilu Novel Network!)

"Wait!"

Lu Yu suddenly interrupted her.

"What's wrong, Brother Lu?"

"Now that I've talked about these things that can disappoint boys, I want to take this opportunity to say a few words to the girls in front of the screen. "

Lu Yu faced the camera,

Said seriously,

"Actually, boys are very fragile in their hearts, and they will always be hurt inadvertently, so please pay attention to them when you usually get along with them. "

"And those things that will disappoint them, you better not say them. "

"For example, what did you start, can you do it, fine dog, I feel like you're average, and I'm going home after watching the movie, I can't eat ice today, etc., these words, how disappointing the boy!"

"Especially, the sentence that you go home after watching the movie is so infuriating!"

"And the ...... who can't eat ice"

"If you can't eat ice, you just don't come out, lie down at home, the boy invited you to finish eating, after watching the movie, it's about to go to the next step, you said you can't eat ice today, you say Ling is not disappointing!"

“......"

After Lu Yu's words,

Liu Xiyan next to him laughed again,

In the live broadcast room,

Many viewers who understood Lu Yu's meaning in seconds also laughed wildly.

"Hahahaha, Brother Lu, what you said is so good, it's Brother Lu, you dare to say it!"

"Have you started, can you do it, thin dog, it feels like you're average...... Woo woo, isn't that what my girlfriend often says to me, it's so insulting!"

"I want to go home after watching the movie, and I can't eat ice, these two sentences are too true, I want to spend men's money, and I want to set up an archway, how can there be such a good thing in the world!"

"So, women and men go out to play, either AA or AB system, don't end up A can give up, B is not willing to get it!(dog head, jpg)"

"Brother Lu really said what was in his heart for us, the person who holds firewood for everyone, we can't let him freeze to death, I will spend my life protecting Brother Lu in the future!"

"Ten thousand blood books, kneel and beg Brother Lu to develop a little blue book APP and become the base camp of our men!"

"Niu Beer, Brother Lu's words really went to my heart!"

“......"

Lu Yu's connotation,

attracted a lot of applause from the audience in the live broadcast room,

Especially the boys who have been hurt by these words,

It's even more exciting,

Looking at Lu Yu's eyes, it is like looking at a good big brother who is a bosom friend, and I can't wait to serve Lu Yu from now on!

In the midst of the laughter of the crowd,

Liu Xiyan also began to ask the third question....

She took out her phone and refreshed the page again, and immediately, a new problem appeared.

"Well, that's a bit deep!"

Liu Xiyan glanced at the content and said with a smile,

"Brother Lu, as well as all the audience and friends in the live broadcast room, everyone can think about it!"

"Everything in our modern society, from transportation to tissue, lighters, flashlights, and ......."

"Traveling to ancient times, those are all things that can shock the ancients and can reduce dimensional shocks!"

"So, may I ask Brother Lu, do you think there is anything that is unique to ancient times and can be envied by us modern people?"

“......"[]

After Liu Xiyan finished speaking,

She herself was the first to think about it.

Seriously,

She couldn't think of anything in ancient times that could make modern people feel envious.

And as she asked this question,

Lu Yu also fell into thinking.

In the live broadcast room, the audience also put away their laughter and began to think about it seriously.

If you want to say that modern things can be envied by the ancients, it must be impossible to count, and just list a few, all of which have the shocking effect of dimensionality reduction.

It's like a lot of historical novels that travel through the genre,

The protagonist carries a medical kit with him.

The medicine in it, now it seems, may be ordinary and can be bought anywhere, but if it appears in ancient times, it is definitely a life-saving miracle medicine!

And flashlights, lighters, etc.,

The ancients didn't have these things,

Just imagine,

If you travel back in time to ancient times,

The enemy army is coming to the city,

If you stand on the tower at this time, take out a flashlight, shoot out a pillar of light, and then take out a lighter and light a flame in your hand,

I'm afraid that the enemy will be stunned when they see it, and maybe they will think that you are a god!

If you can bring a submachine gun over, it's even more awesome!

Dada,

The bullets swept past, shooting directly at a group of enemies,

The shocking effect,

It's exciting to think about, and there must be a place for you on the list of martial arts masters!

So

If you ask, what modern things can make the ancients envious in ancient times, the audience will definitely be able to say a lot of them immediately!

But if it's the other way around,

Ask the ancients what is the envy of modern people, but it is not so easy to think!

Minutes passed,

On the barrage in the live broadcast room,

It was only then that the answers began one after another.

"I think that the price of goods in ancient times should be the envy of modern people, we are super expensive now, and it shouldn't be so expensive in ancient times, right?"

"This is not 1.9 certainly! Don't think that the ancients were cheap for everything, don't say anything else, just take looking for your sister, you go to the small alley now, you can get it for a few hundred yuan." "

"But in ancient times, going to the Red Chamber once was more than that!"

"I've seen some records, take the Song Dynasty as an example, you have to order a cup of flower tea when you go in, about one or two silver, and you have to pay the card seat fee, and you have to tip your mother Sang, which has to be three or four taels, if you want to eat there, more, you need twenty or thirty taels, and you have to give an extra tip to the small worker who delivers the meal, all kinds of things add up, ordinary people need to spend 50 taels of silver to go once, which is equivalent to 50,000 yuan now......

"

"Damn, is it so expensive!"

"Otherwise, what do you think, those who can go to that kind of place to consume in the past are very proud to come out, unlike now, you have to hide and tuck before you dare to go!"

"The amount of hair of the ancients is definitely the envy of our modern people......"

"Hahaha, you upstairs are too real, the previous people, there must be more hair than us, there is no need to have so much pressure!"

"I envy the ancients who could have three wives and four concubines!"

"Poof, you this, as long as you have money now, you can also have three wives and four concubines, but now you are not called concubines, you are called qing people!"

"I think that in ancient times, there was not so much pressure to buy a house, which is very enviable to modern people!"

"Yes, I want to say this too, the current housing prices are really fucked up!"

"I'm different, I like that there was no monitoring in ancient times, I can do whoever I want, and run away when I'm done, no one will recognize me!"

"Damn, Dasha Chun, what are you thinking, put the library on!"

"Hahahaha!"

“......"。