And in fact,
It's not just the second brother who feels that the diaphragm should be,
The audience in the live broadcast room also listened to Chen Aijun's sigh and was upset.
What do you have to sigh about?
Today's thing, it's wrong for you, and you're still sighing there!
It's as if you've been wronged!
Especially before Chen Aijun entered the kitchen,
The last few words,
It has attracted countless complaints from the audience,
It's coming, Chen Aijun also buried Tiantian again,
He really doesn't care about the child's feelings at all!
That's it
In the audience's complaints,
The camera also switched to Lu Yu, the post-90s father, again.
As soon as I saw the camera switch,
The audience was in a better mood just a little bit.
Compared with every time I watch Chen Aijun with a baby, I feel scared for Tiantian,
Look at Lu Yu with a baby,
The audience can feel the whole body relaxed......
As the picture gradually clears,
The situation on Lu Yu and Tong Tong's side was also quickly presented in front of the audience.
At that time,
The father and daughter have found a place to eat and have started eating!
While eating barbecue,
Still chatting on the side,
The father and daughter look laid-back and at ease!
"Dad, don't eat so fast, I just baked it, and I haven't caught much yet......"
"You want to eat it, can't you bake it yourself?"
"Look at you, before you finished speaking, you took away the piece of meat I roasted again!"
“......"
Tong Tong protested dissatisfiedly.
Usually their family of three comes out to eat barbecue,
It's all my mother who is in charge of roasting next to me,
I and my dad are responsible for eating,
But now,
Mom isn't here,
It became his own responsibility for baking,
Dad is in charge of eating......
Tong Tong roasted, he couldn't catch up with Lu Yu to eat fast, he sat down for a long time, and Tong Tong only managed to eat a few pieces of meat.
Hearing her daughter's complaints,
Lu Yu had a mouthful of meat and said vaguely,
"You eat too, you're welcome. "
"Uh, I'm not polite to you, it's you who ate too fast!"
Tong Tong rolled his eyes and said,
"The table is full of raw meat that hasn't been grilled yet, how can I eat it!"
"It's all raw meat?"
Lu Yu looked at the baking tray,
I found that they were indeed not ripe,
So he had an idea and said,
"The meat is not cooked, you can eat lettuce first, lettuce does not need to be roasted, you can eat it directly. "
"Tongtong, children want to eat more vegetables, do you know?"
"There is a saying that if you eat green vegetables, you are handsome, and the more you eat, the cuter you are!"
"Why is Dad so handsome?"
"It's because my dad loved to eat vegetables when he was a child!"
"You're less of a liar!"
In the face of Lu Yu's crooked reasoning,
Tong Tong obviously did not believe it,
"Then why don't you eat greens now?"
"Because I'm handsome enough now!"
Lu Yu smiled unashamedly,
"Besides, you're a child, and you have more opportunities to eat good things in the future!"
"It's not like me, I'm an old bone, you have to eat it with me first!"
"This is called filial piety to the old man!"
Lu Yu said, picked up another piece of medium-cooked meat, dipped it vigorously in the prepared peanut chili sauce, and then stuffed it directly into his mouth.
The fragrance suddenly exploded in the mouth,
This satisfaction of eating meat in large quantities,
Lu Yu couldn't help it, and a "ah" groan came out of his mouth.
This scene,
can make Tong Tong angry,
She's been staring at that piece of meat for a long time.
I didn't expect my dad to take it away again!
It's infuriating!
"Dad, can you leave these pieces of meat to me!"
"I haven't eaten yet!"
Tong Tong protested again.
"Okay, okay...... You kid, how can you be like a puppy, eat a meal and protect food, you really can't do anything!"
Seeing this, Lu Yu
Shook his head helplessly,
After eating what is in your mouth,
I had to take care of the barbecue myself.
When roasting meat,
Lu Yu's mouth was not idle,
Mei Zizi drank the pumpkin porridge in the cup.
Pumpkin porridge from this barbecue restaurant,
It's not the same as the one you usually buy at the breakfast shop.
It's the kind of porridge paste that is very sticky,
Sweet, salty and greasy,
There are a lot of people who come here to eat barbecue,
They all came specifically for this pumpkin porridge.
Speaking of taste......
Lu Yu suddenly remembered a particularly interesting thing, and said with a smile,
"Tong Tong, let me ask you a question, see if you can answer it?"
"Okay, Dad, you ask!"
Tong Tong said immediately.
For every time my dad asks him a question,
Tong Tong is actually still looking forward to it,
Because of the question my dad asked,
It's always funny.
"Uh-huh, then I can ask!"
Lu Yu organized the language for a while, and then said,
"Just a few years ago, when you were not yet born, your grandfather once cooked a meal, and after your grandmother finished eating, she gave a comment. "
"This comment is, did you kill the salt seller?"
"Can you guess what your grandmother means by that?"
You've killed the salt seller......
As soon as Lu Yu asked this question,
Tong Tong hasn't reacted yet,
The camera brother next to him immediately understood, and immediately laughed.
"Hahaha, it's worthy of Brother Lu, the questions asked are so extraordinary!"
"Yes, I thought he was going to test Tongtong some math problems or something, but I didn't expect to ask this kind of question!"
"Do you think Brother Lu is Chen Aijun, he is educating children all the time, so Brother Lu won't be so boring, and when he eats, he still takes that kind of thing!"
"Well, then again, what do you mean by killing the salt seller?"
"You don't know, our people here in the Bulk Province should be able to understand, right?"
"Sichuan Province can also understand here, and my mother always says that I killed the salt seller, haha!"
"Brother upstairs, when you go out in Sichuan Province, are you all riding giant pandas?"
"Yes, yes, it's like you Dongguang people like to eat Hu Jianren, we go out to ride pandas!"
"Hahaha, Hu Jianren said he was scared!"
“......"
Speaking of which,
It's really amazing,
Every time the camera switches to Lu Yu's side,
The style of painting on the barrage,
It's always going to be weird.
Obviously Lu Yu and Tong Tong,
Just a simple meal, chat,
The audience can also talk with relish.
At this point,
In the picture,
After thinking about it for a while, Tong Tong also came up with an answer.
"Dad, what my grandmother means, it should be grandpa's cooking, it doesn't taste salty, right?"
Tong Tong said.
"Oh, why?"
"Because grandma said that grandpa killed the salt seller, which means that grandpa didn't buy salt, of course it's not salty!"
Tong Tong explained.
"Mmmm, you're right, but the answer is wrong!"
After listening to Tong Tong's explanation,
Lu Yu said with a smile,
"Actually, the correct answer is the opposite!"
"What your grandmother means by that sentence is that there is too much salt!"
"Do you think, if you kill the salt seller, won't your grandfather take away his salt?"
"Of course I'm saying that there's too much salt!"
Lu Yu's explanation,
Let Tong Tong suddenly realize,
The audience in the live broadcast room also laughed.
And at this moment,
Lu Yu scored another brace.
"Tong Tong, it's still the same way of thinking, I'll ask you one more question!"
Lu Yu said,
"That day, your grandfather cooked again, and after it was done, your grandmother took the chopsticks and flipped through the dishes, and gave another evaluation!"
"Your grandmother said, why don't you put Lao Yaozi in it?"
"You know, what does that mean?"
Lao Yaozi?(Read the violent novel, go to the Feilu Novel Network!)
Hearing Lu Yu's question,
Tong Tong was stunned again.
Don't talk about her this time,
The audience in the live broadcast room didn't react at once.
"No, what is Lao Yaozi, is it a spice?"
"I don't know, where is Brother Lu from, this should be their dialect there, right?"
"As a professional chef, I have been in the industry for more than 20 years, and this is the first time I have heard of Lao Yaozi's condiment......"
"I'm also a chef, and I've never heard of that word!"
"Hey, Brother Lu really stumped us all this time!"
“......"
Obviously,
This time, the audience didn't guess the meaning of Lu Yu's words.
In the picture,
Tong Tong is also full of doubts written on his little face,
I thought about it for a long time and didn't think of an answer,[]
had to admit defeat,
"Dad, what is Lao Yaozi, I don't know ......"
"Hahaha, I can't guess it!"
Lu Yu smiled proudly and explained,
"Lao Yaozi, in fact, is a person's nickname, in his family, he sells vermicelli, because he has a Yao character in his name, so everyone calls him Lao Yaozi!"
"Huh, the vermicelli seller?!"
Tong Tong opened his mouth in astonishment.
But she still didn't understand,
What does grandma's comment mean?
I heard Lu Yu continue to explain with a smile,
"Because when I was eating before, I once accidentally mentioned that I like to eat vermicelli, can you put more vermicelli in the next time I stew meat? "
"And then your grandfather was cooking that day, and he put a lot of vermicelli, and almost all of them were vermicelli. "
"So, after your grandmother saw it, she said, why don't you put Lao Yaozi inside!"
"Hahahaha!"
After Lu Yu finished speaking,
I couldn't help but laugh.
This interesting incident at that time,
can make Lu Yu happy for many days,
When I think about it now, it's all full of joy.
After listening to Tong Tong,
It was also a poof, and I laughed out loud!
"Hahaha, that's what it means!"
"My grandma is disgusted with grandpa, and she puts too much vermicelli, hahaha!"
And at the same time,
After listening to Lu Yu's explanation,
In the live broadcast room,
It also burst out laughing.
Especially when I think that everyone is here just now to seriously discuss what Lao Yaozi is, the audience is even happier!
"Why don't you put Lao Yaozi inside, hahahaha, Brother Lu's mother, it's so cute!"
"I finally understand why Brother Lu is so humorous and funny now, it turns out that he has an interesting mother!"
"Lao Yaozi: Are you polite, when you appear in court, please bring the noodles you bought at my house!"
"Hahaha, Lao Yaozi turned out to be a vermicelli seller...... I'm going to be laughed to death by Brother Lu!"
"So, the family environment is really important, Brother Lu must have been very happy when he was a child, so he will pass on his happiness to Tong Tong!"
"Yes, although this story is funny, I have to say that it is also really warm!"
"Thank you, Brother Lu, after listening to your two stories, I feel much more comfortable!"
"I just recovered, I was on Chen Aijun's side before, and I was really angry with me!"
“......"
Lu Yu's two small problems,
The originally angry live broadcast room has once again become a sea of joy.
Tong Tong also smiled from ear to ear,
It's just that
Laughing and laughing,
Tong Tong's smile slowly froze,
For she suddenly discovered,
On the baking tray, the barbecue that I had been looking forward to for a long time actually disappeared!
"Ahhhh
Tong Tong's smile disappeared in an instant,
Pointing to Lu Yu's bulging mouth in shock, he said,
"You actually ate all my meat while you were asking me questions!"
"Dad, you're too bad!"
"No, no, don't talk nonsense, let's just say, is there a possibility that the meat you grilled was too hot inside, so it slipped away!"
Lu Yu muttered,
swallowed the flesh in his mouth into his stomach,
Open your mouth wide for Tong Tong to check,
"Look, I really didn't eat it!"
"You liared, you swallowed it just now, I saw it!"
Tong Tong wanted to cry and said without tears,
"Dad, you're too insidious!"
"I didn't pay attention all of a sudden, and you finished eating it for me!"
"Don't frame me, I really didn't eat!"
Lu Yu refused to admit it,
repeatedly denied it,
Talking and talking,
He suddenly thought of an interesting plot in "Let the Bullets Fly".
In the plot,
There's such a paragraph,
The sixth went to a powder shop to eat powder,
He obviously only ate a bowl of noodles,
As a result, the shopkeeper insisted that the sixth child ate two bowls of noodles, but only gave money for one bowl of noodles.
The two also confronted each other in front of the hall.
In the face of the false accusations of the people,
The old six hundred mouths are indisputable,
ultimately
In order to prove his innocence,
The sixth child directly took a knife, cut his stomach horizontally, and took out the powder in his intestines.
As it turned out,
He really only ate one bowl of noodles.
As a result,
The sixth child really proved his innocence,
But because of this,
lost his life in vain.
Thinking of this,
Lu Yu felt something, so he told this story to Tong Tong at this time.
After listening to (Zhao Hao), Tong Tong couldn't help but show the expression of the old man in the subway looking at his mobile phone.
"Dad, this sixth child is too stupid!"
"Isn't it okay for him to pay an extra bowl of noodles, why do you still do this, even his life is gone!"
Tong Tong said.
Hearing my daughter's answer,
Lu Yu said with a smile,
However, if he paid an extra bowl of noodles, then in the eyes of others, he was panicked from the beginning, and everyone would be more convinced that he actually ate two bowls. "
Then the dirty water that others poured on him will be even more difficult to wash. "
"All his life, he will be treated as a person who eats two bowls of noodles and only wants to give a bowl of noodles to a small bargain. "
"Do you think that's fair to him?"
"He had done nothing wrong, but he had to bear such humiliation. "
"Paying for an extra bowl of noodles is nothing. "
"But the reputation is going to be bad!"
For the sixth child, money is nothing at all, what matters is fame.
Not to mention the cost of a bowl of noodles, even if he pays an extra hundred bowls, he can afford it.
But the point is,
Once you pay this money, the dirty water on your body will be even more difficult to wash!
So
In order to take care of his reputation, the sixth child will make a move to open his stomach.
After Tong Tong listened to Lu Yu's analysis,
also nodded suddenly.
Oh, yes
Dad has a point......
"Dad, what do you think the sixth child should do?"
Tong Tong asked.
"Well, this, in fact, is what Dad wants to tell you!"
Lu Yu did not answer her daughter's question,
Instead, he took the opportunity to say,
"Tong Tong, if someone in the future, like the owner of the powder shop who framed Lao Liu, also framed you like this, what should you do?"
"Let's say you go to a supermarket and you don't buy anything, and when you're about to go out, the boss stops you and says you stole an expensive fountain pen from their supermarket. "
"If that were the case, what would you do?"
“......"
~~~~~~
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