Live Broadcast: The post-90s generation is raising a child against their will, which is outrageous

Chapter 96

After listening to these two songs,

On the barrage in the live broadcast room, it suddenly exploded!

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, who said Tong Tong was going to sing and dig just now, how about now, I know how powerful Tong Tong is!"

"Amazing, it's amazing, just now I heard Tong Tong speak, I was directly shocked, the song carrying the explosives bag to school, the bird said early, I remember it was when I was in the first grade, the first song I learned, I didn't expect the current children, actually singing!"

"I said how familiar it is, isn't this the rap enlightenment of our post-80s and 90s when we were children, we were all rappers when we were children!

"Damn, this thing is really outrageous, how did this thing achieve national unification, and then it can be circulated for decades!"

"It's really outrageous, when I was a child, I didn't have a mobile phone, and I didn't have an Internet, how did it work across the country?"

"The first song is good to say, the second song sung by Tong Tong is not bad with a word I sang when I was a child, I remember when I was a child, I often used this song to sing crying female classmates!"

"I'm 92 years old, a northerner, I'm Nima, and the south also has these two songs?

"I'm rubbing, I actually sang it with Tong Tong just now!"

"Seeing what our old rebels would know back then, and now the little rebels will also do it, it's really an indescribable relief, this horse is called inheritance!"

"No, no, no, where are they going, I remember when we were children, there were so many such songs, and the one that impressed me the most was that Nima's head!"

"Nima's head? Isn't it that, Nima's head is like a ball, and he kicked it to the department store, and the department store sells the ball, and it sells Nima's head?!"

"Damn, that's it!" (covering face, jpg)"

"Absolutely, it's really amazing! The dead memory "Eighty-Three-Seven" suddenly attacked me!!"

"Gentlemen, then if I take out this one: a pot lid on your head, a sack on your head, a cabbage in your hand, and a kelp around your waist, thinking that you are undefeated in the East, but in fact you are stupid than the second generation...... What should you do?!"

"Hahahaha, I also remember this, laugh at me, you all can!"

"Nonsense, who wouldn't, there's that one, reading hard, reading is tired, and you have to pay tuition for studying, it's better to participate in the black party, you have money, power and status, and you still have a sister to sleep in the evening!"

"When I was a child, I sang this, and then I was caught by my mother's belt and beaten hard!"

"Hahaha, brothers, get up and reminisce about your childhood!"

“......"

On the barrage in the live broadcast room,

After the two ballads of Tong Tong were sung,

It's just like the New Year,

The memory of the dead suddenly attacked me!

No one thought that

After so many years,

Everyone still remembers these messy ballads when they were children,

What's even more awesome is that

These ballads,

I don't know what's going on,

In that era when there was no Internet, it was possible to achieve the magical unity of the whole country!

Whether it's from the south of the sky or from the north of the earth, they can actually sing!

Not even a word is wrong!

The most incomprehensible thing is that

This is all from the beginning,

It's been nearly 30 years.

To the children now, they still continue to sing,

This heritage,

It's outrageous!!

And in fact,

It's not just the audience chattering and communicating here,

This side of the studio hall,

Su Xue also became excited,

While she looked at the barrage,

While laughing non-stop,

The memories of her childhood, which went straight to her heart, even made her feel inexplicably moved!

"It's so fun, Mr. He, how can you say that these ballads can be sung all over the country, and they can still be passed down to the present?"

Su Xue asked Teacher He with a smile.

Teacher He shook his head when he heard this.

"I've heard an explanation before that it's driven by transfer students. "

"For example, this transfer student originally went to school in place A, and then after he went to place B, he spread these songs. "

"It's like a missionary. "

"However, I don't think that's accurate. "

"Because I have been to many remote areas to do activities, there are basically no transfer students there, but the children there also sing these ......"

"It's really outrageous, and I don't know who started singing first. "

"Haha, yes, it's outrageous!"

Su Xue couldn't stop laughing,

"What's even more outrageous is that even a little bit like Tong Tong and them can actually sing!"

“......"

In the midst of the laughter of the multitude,

Inside the lens,

Lu Yu was also amazed at this kind of thing.

"Tong Tong, do you know, what you sang was all sung by my father when he was a child!"

Lu Yu said with a smile,

"Dad still remembers a lot, if you want to learn, I'll teach you slowly when I get home!"

"Wow, really?"

Hearing Dad's words,

Tong Tong's eyes lit up all of a sudden,

"Dad, you're going to sing these too?"

"Of course!"

Lu Yu said proudly,

"When we were kids, we didn't have mobile phones or computers, so we counted on these things for entertainment!"

"Huh? It's just singing, isn't it boring after a long time?"

Tong Tong said curiously.

"Boring? No, no, no, although we didn't have the conditions we have now, when we were young, if we want to say boring, it will never be boring!"

Lu Yu said with a smile,

"Don't you know, when my dad was a child, he played a lot of things!"

"In addition to singing those songs, jumping rubber bands, throwing sandbags, throwing clay, digging a hole in the field to roast corn, roasting sweet potatoes, smashing cards, bouncing glass balls, machetes, and the police catching thieves......"

"You can't imagine how happy we were then!"

Lu Yu said a lot of childhood entertainment items in one breath,

The eyes of the children who listened widened.

Seriously,

Like Lu Yu, the post-90s, or the post-80s who are slightly older than Lu Yu,

These two generations were young,

The living conditions were not as good as they are now,

But to talk about things to play,

Compared to today's children, there are so many more tricks to play!

Now the little ones,

Is there any entertainment other than playing with toys or playing with electronic gadgets at home?

Seldom!

But when I was born in the 80s and 90s,

It's just not too much to play!

Not to mention these things to play,

Let's just say that after school, or on weekends,

Who's going to stay home?

I have long run out alone,

I went to play with my friends, and I played for a day, and I didn't come back until dark!

But what about now?

Which parents will rest assured,

Why don't you let your child go out and play alone for a day?

The hometown is a little better,

of a village,

The children of the neighbors can often visit the door and walk around together.

But living in a birdcage in the city,

Everywhere there is a jungle of steel,

There are cars everywhere,

Everywhere there are human traffickers, bad seeds,

A child as big as Tong Tong, let alone going out to play alone, you let her go downstairs alone to buy you a bottle of soy sauce and come back, you have to worry so much!

To talk about living conditions,

When I was born in the 80s and 90s, it was indeed not as good as now.

But to say that you can play,

Today's children are really not worthy of the shoes of the post-80s and 90s.

Lu Yu's emotion,

Sure enough,

It also aroused the recognition of the audience in the live broadcast room.

"Yes, today's children, childhood is really not as colorful as ours, when we were young, it was too flowery!"

"No way, people at that time were still relatively simple, we went out alone when we were children, and our parents were relieved, unlike now, many places are too chaotic. "

"Haha, Tong Tong was stunned when he heard so many fun things!"

"Yes, yes, she was thinking about showing off to Brother Lu just now that she can sing two songs, but she didn't expect that this was actually what her father was playing with leftovers!"

"So, today's children's childhood is miserable enough, don't let them learn this and that all day long, it's good to have a good time!"

“......"

In the laughter of the audience,

finally

Lu Yudidi's car has also arrived.

"Hey, why do you still have a camera?"

As soon as Lu Yu and Tong Tong got into the car, when the camera brother was about to get into the car, the driver suddenly froze.

His eyes were curious, and he fell on the camera of the big brother who was the camera.

In the face of the curiosity of the driver,

Lu Yu said with a serious smile,

"It's such a master, we are filming a show, the name is Memories of Childhood!"

"Filming a show?

The driver's master shook his head,

Then he rubbed his hands excitedly,

"So, I can also be on TV?" (If you read violent novels, you can go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"Well, that's right, but you have to tell me what interesting things you had when you were a kid, or you'll cut it out for you when you shoot it!"

Lu Yu said with a red face and a heartbeat.

however

But the driver's master believed,

In order to be able to be on TV,

He thought as he drove,

When the car is halfway through,

He finally remembered,

A pat on the steering wheel and said,

"When I was a kid, what was funny, didn't it count?"

"It's the kind of non-mainstream with an explosive head, oblique bangs, and an eye cover!"

As soon as the three words non-mainstream are exported,

Lu Yu and the camera brother immediately laughed.........

The audience in the live broadcast room also laughed!

Good fellows,

non-mainstream era,

It's definitely a proper childhood memory!

Lu Yu remembers clearly, especially when he was in junior high school,

The non-mainstream is simply not too hot!

On the book I bought at the time,

It's all pictures of non-mainstream girls.

At that time, penguin chatting happened to be popular, too,

Give yourself the penguin space inside,

Accompanied by a non-mainstream BGM

For example, "Fly to Someone Else's Bed" or something,

Then paste a few black and white non-mainstream flash pictures,

plus a few sad quotes from Martian that are so embarrassing that they pick their feet,

Then you are definitely in your class,

The most beautiful and coolest boy!

Just when Lu Yu recalled these things,

I heard the driver smile with great interest,

"I was an off-the-beaten, with an exploding head, oblique bangs, and one eye. "

"I remember, once after school, I went to fight with my classmates!"

"When I went to the place, there were only three people on the other side!"

"And on our side, there are five of them!"

"At that time, I thought, this time I won steadily, five to three!"

"Unexpectedly, as soon as the wind blew, the oblique bangs that covered my eyes were blown up, and after blowing, I found out, oh, there are more than a dozen of them standing here!"

"At that time, we were so scared that we ran away!"

"It's funny when I think about it now!"

“......"

The words of the driver's master,

Immediately, everyone burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, this is really too real, oblique bangs cover your eyes, there is indeed a blind spot!"

"One time my homeroom teacher was standing next to me, and I didn't even notice him!"

"It's so fun, I really thought it was so handsome at the time, and now I go to the Internet to see those photos at the beginning, it's really embarrassing!"

"Haha, now you know, why did our parents look down on us at the beginning, saying that we were rebels after the 90s, and only when we grew up did we find out that what they said was good!"

"It's embarrassing, but now that I think about it, it's really funny, isn't it?"

"It's not a secret, when I hear the song Feng Wu Jiutian now, I want to carry a bag of cement and go to that kind of dirt road for an embarrassing dance!"

"Upstairs, you're from the funeral family, right?

"If you don't understand, just ask, what do you mean by running dog?"

"Really, thank you Brother Lu and Tong Tong for coldly giving us a memory kill, so that we can get it back again, those beautiful things that were almost forgotten!"

"Yes, thanks to Tong Tong's two ballads, otherwise, there are many of them that I have forgotten!"

"Forgot? Then I'll give you another paragraph: the girls in my class turned around, scared a cow on the side of the road, the girls in my class turned back twice, 0.6 all the boys wanted to jump off the building, the girls in my class turned back three times, the Dragon King of the East China Sea sprayed soy sauce, the girls in my class turned back four times, and the Harley satellite hit the earth! (proud .jpg)"

"I'll go, you guys will do this, it's too unreasonable!"

“......"

Wave after wave of memories kill,

Swept

The audience who killed went straight out in front of their eyes,

It's a pity,

There's no going back,

Now even the post-90s generation, who were called rebels at the beginning, have begun to get married and have children......

Time flies,

In the blink of an eye, it's decades,

I really feel that those things at the beginning are still close at hand, but when I come back to my senses, I find that things have long been wrong.

In the laughter and memories of the audience,