Live broadcast: The school beauty cried in anger with one sentence at the beginning

For everyone's questions and discussions, Xu Muge did not make any reply.

Directly said that he was going to read the mail.

The wind direction of the barrage immediately changed, all of them were in love, and they were quick or something.

After all, this is their favorite part.

After waiting for half an hour, there were already more than 13,000 new emails sent to Xu Muge.

He reads it at random, as he did before.

The first one.

It's quite brief.

"Brother Mu, I like a girl in our class, she is beautiful and studies well, and she plays the piano very well, it can be said that wisdom and beauty coexist, and talent, but I dare not chase her, what should I do?"

Xu Muge smiled.

"Just simply don't you dare to chase? Isn't it because she is too good and you are too mediocre to feel that you can't catch up with her? Points

+1000

Xu Muge held his chin with his left hand.

"In fact, liking an overly excellent girl will indeed make people have a certain sense of inferiority, want to chase but dare not chase, I can teach you a way to solve this problem."

His words made Lou Zhanlei on the side also prick up their ears, because they also had similar problems.

I also want to know what Xu Muge's method is.

Xu Muge said: "You can open her circle of friends and find her photos, if you don't add friends, if you don't have photos, then ask for them from people who have her friends."

"And then, you look at her photo rush, come once a day, for half a month."

"After she sends you a message, you don't bother to look at it, because you feel that you have already played, tired, and you will not have low self-esteem, which is also a psychological hint."

Lou Zhanlei, who was drinking water, sprayed out directly.

Yan Li, who was climbing through the stairs to the bed, almost fell off without stepping on the air.

Pei Houwang, who was lying down playing with his mobile phone, did not hold it firmly and smashed it into his own face.

The live broadcast room is full of question marks.

“？？？"

"When I put three question marks, it's not that I have a problem, it's that you have a problem."

"Is this a way people can come up with it? It's you!

"I think you're a pervert."

"It makes a little sense, but it's outrageous!"

"I told my friend about it, and he wanted to try it."

"I also want to try, don't misunderstand, I mainly want to try this method is not feasible, purely to help everyone verify."

Xu Muge's strange brain circuit can always make everyone marvel and be speechless.

Let people call the nest grass.

He didn't take it seriously and continued to read the second email.

"Brother Mu, I recently found that I don't like my girlfriend so much, and I chased her because I was captured by one of her eyes, and I was a little impulsive."

"Now I find that we are not very suitable, so I want to break up with her, because I don't think it's inappropriate, I'm still together, I'm uncomfortable, and I can't help her, but I don't know if I should do it, can you help me figure it out."

Xu Muge drank.

said in a rather flat tone: "It is possible that she does not like you either, and finds that you are not suitable, you break up with her, maybe she agrees directly without even thinking about it."

"People, you can be confident, but you must also have a certain self-awareness, don't think of yourself too well."

Points +999

for the third letter.

"Brother Mu, I found a rule, and I don't know if you have this situation."

"It's that the more I reproduce freely with the opposite sex, the more she likes me, but when I care about a person of the opposite sex, she ignores me."

Xu Muge said: "Is there a possibility that your perfunctory people happen to like you, and what you care about are people who don't like you." "

Points +886

is so real!!

After that, the email was relatively normal.

Xu Muge read for half an hour, ready to finish the last one, and went to play games.

This one is simple, with only one sentence.

"Brother Mu, I saw my girlfriend in someone else's bed the day before yesterday, what should I do?"

Xu Muge smiled, spread his hands and said, "You asked me what I was doing, she wasn't in my bed."

Pei Houwang, who was relatively close to him, really couldn't hold back, bursting into laughter, and his bed swayed leisurely with laughter.

"Brother Mu is really a riot! My stomach hurts when I laugh.

"Die of laughter again, fifteen lives left."

"When will I be as good as Brother Mu."

"There is no hope in this life, this is a unique talent."

"Wowow! I watched Brother Mu's live broadcast with my daughter-in-law, and before we both laughed, a man's laughter suddenly came from under the bed, not to mention the brothers, I went to get busy first.

"Brother don't be impulsive, it's illegal to kill."

"Tell us what? We don't have a daughter-in-law. "

Xu Muge's reading of the email tonight is particularly effective.

There are even other streamers watching.

For example, the dumb bride Sister Zhou.

When Xu Muge finished reading the email and said that she was going to play games, she quickly sent a barrage.

"Can Brother Mu take me a piece? Play LOL and I'll give you an auxiliary, and I'll give you a mobile resource library when playing Chicken.

Xu Muge said: "Give me an assistant? Doesn't this increase the difficulty of my game? "

Points +233

means I'm a good dish!!

Zhou Shuyi said: "I am the one who has assisted Wuzi and the Great King! And before the king taught me a lot of auxiliary skills, as long as you don't hit the rank you are in, it's still okay.

Xu Muge sighed, "Okay then." "

Points +145

, what the hell is your reluctant tone! Are you so reluctant to double row with me!!

What a person!

Zhou Shuyi even regretted a little, and she shouldn't have asked him to play games.

But think about how handsome and good he is, it's better to endure it.

Everyone's patience with beautiful women and handsome guys is indeed higher.

But the two of them have one thing in common.

The audience wants them to be mute and doesn't want to listen to them.