Live Broadcast: This Anchor Is Flying Wildly, And Everyone Is Asking For A Fight

Just when Lu Cheng felt bad.

His hunch became a reality.

Suddenly four or five text messages came to the phone.

All told him to pick up the courier.

"Shit. What did you all give?"

Lu Cheng panicked a little.

This is obviously the group of dog thieves, and it has been agreed, otherwise the arrival time will not be so close.

——[Secret, you will know when you get home. 】

——【Hahaha, wait for Lu Cheng to unpack the courier. 】

——【It’s all good stuff, hahahaha, you will like it. 】

Seeing this situation, Lu Cheng has no intention of staying here.

I received a part-time salary, and had someone inform Sister Zhao that the money had come down, and it would be transferred to him as soon as possible.

He hurriedly rushed to the rental house with a few people.

but.

When he was at the gate of the community, he already felt his scalp tingling.

After all, there are several large boxes in the place where the courier is picked up.

With a fluke mentality, I stepped forward to take a look.

Well, no fluke.

Everything is his.

"Depend on!"

Lu Cheng sent out a full-fledged shit.

Not to mention other things, just carrying these boxes upstairs is enough for him to toss.

——【Hahahahahaha, cool! 】

——【Lu Cheng, hurry up and move back, I can’t wait to see what it is. 】

——[Which big brother gave it, can you spoil it? ! 】

——[No, no, spoilers are not fresh. 】

——[That is, that is, don’t worry, they are all good things. 】

What can Lu Cheng do?

move.

Fortunately, Wang Yu was here and could help him.

Otherwise, he would have to give up.

Finally, I moved all the big boxes back home.

Ready to unpack.

Lu Cheng opened the largest box first.

Inside the cardboard box, there is actually a wooden box, the kind that is nailed.

After prying open.

What appeared in front of Lu Cheng was a one-to-one oversized figure.

As for the image.

Is it a ghost? !

And the kind of death that is especially terrible.

With a long tongue, blood all over his face, and half of his skull missing, he can still see the brain pulp!

"What's wrong with me! You gave me this stuff, dry chicken feathers?!"

Lu Cheng was annoyed: "Just this thing, where to put it? Waking up in the middle of the night, shouldn't you be scared to death?!"

Don't say that he got up in the middle of the night, he is so terrified when he looks at it now!

——【Hahahaha, how about it, it’s a good thing, hahahaha, I gave it to you! It was custom made, but it cost me a lot of money! 】

——[66666, who would have thought, it’s so fun. 】

——[Absolutely! I'm so freaked out looking at it now. 】

——[If you put such a thing at home, absolutely no one wants to come as a guest, hahahaha! 】

Lu Cheng was angry, but you said to throw it away, it's not very good.

Just leave it alone and look at a few other couriers.

then.

Open another one.

"What am I, raising and lowering the railing?!"

Lu Cheng was shocked: "Who gave it? Thank you so much. You also bought a small one considering that my family can't put a big one?!"

"But, the question is, where are you going to let me use it?"

"Leave the door? After I open the door, do I raise the railing again before entering the house?"

"Would you like me to get myself another ETC card and stick it on my forehead?!"

"Or, I put it at the door of the toilet, and then set up a toll booth to collect tolls from Yi Rou Hu Niu?!"

"No tolls, no access to the toilet?!"

A series of complaints made the audience burst into laughter.

——[Hahahaha, what is God doing with an ETC, stick it on the forehead, hahahaha! 】

——【I'm dying of laughter, Lu Cheng has this idea, hahaha! 】

——[Okay, I agree with the idea of ​​the toll station, hahahaha! 】

——[I gave this, I gave it, hahaha, please be sure to put it at the door of the toilet. 】

——【Hahahaha, you gift-giving ghosts, hahahaha! 】

——【How did you come up with the idea of ​​sending the lift railings? ! Killing me! 】

Not only the audience laughed.

Wang Yu, who was beside him, also burst out laughing.

Damn, it was the first time he noticed that Lu Cheng was so funny.

"Brother Zhang, has Lu Cheng been so funny all the time?"

Wang Yu asked.

"No, he is usually more funny than this." Zhang Tao shook his head: "After all, he is usually the one who hates people. Today, it's the first time that the audience has been attacked!"

Lu Cheng complained and opened the third courier by the way.

"Small... urinal?!"

Lu Cheng was stunned: "Damn it! You are the devil!"

"Although this thing is very practical, it can be more hygienic in the toilet."

"However, why do you think about it, is the toilet area in this house good?!"

"Where do I put it? Put it in the bathroom? When taking a shower, take a seat by the way?!"

"Anyway, you plan to let me put this thing in the living room."

"The guest is here, ask the guest to pee first?!"

After finishing speaking, Lu Cheng looked at the guest at home - Wang Yu: "Would you like to take a dip?!"

Wang Yu: "??? Thank you for the invitation, no hurry!",

He was laughing stupidly.

——【Hahahahahaha! Help! I can't stop laughing, hahahaha! 】

——【God asked the guests to pee, are you a devil? Why would you think of such a thing? ! 】

——【Hahahahaha, I gave the urinal, but I definitely didn’t want you to be the seat, nor did I want you to entertain guests! Ha ha ha ha! As a girl, I simply think this is more hygienic, hahahaha! 】

——【Sorry, Lu Cheng, the urinal delivery person is not with us, hahahahaha! 】

——【Ah, shit, my stomach hurts from laughing, Lu Cheng, can we slowly open the next one? I'm afraid I'll die laughing, hahahaha! 】

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