Live Broadcast: This Anchor Is Flying Wildly, And Everyone Is Asking For A Fight
Chapter 90 Dragon Urine Hot Pot (Kneeling to subscribe)
The fact that the businessman invited Lu Cheng is naturally a good publicity.
So, it's not time yet.
The door was full of people, and all kinds of drinks in the store were swept away.
Happy businessmen are invisible.
"Where's the thief Lu Cheng? Why hasn't he come yet?"
"Yeah, yeah, let's wait and be careful to send urinals to your house."
"Come on, come on, I came here specially, I want to listen to "Lonely Sandbar Cold"!'""
"Listen to Lonely Shazhou Leng, I want to listen to Cao Cao!
"Quick, quick."
......99
in a hustle and bustle.
It's time.
Lu Cheng gave everyone a familiar greeting: "Hello, dog thieves, hello everyone.
The audience is naturally not used to him.
"Hahaha, dog thief Lu Cheng, die!"
"Sure enough, it's the dog thief Lu Cheng, the greetings are so special! 95
"You think we're unprepared? Come on, brothers! 55
Immediately.
"Dog thief Lu Cheng, I love you, I will beat you up and cry!
"Dog thief Lu Cheng, I love you, I will beat you up and cry!""
380 "Dog Thief Lu Cheng, I love you, I will beat you up and cry!""
"Fuck, your special slogan has been upgraded again?"
Lu Cheng was dumbfounded.
"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter, there is still such interaction in the world, hahahaha!
"It was so fun, I couldn't tell for a while whether he was a singer or a comedian! 35
"Pfft, the audience is obviously scolding the street!? Hahahaha!
"I'm such a buddha, the audience of the dog thief Lu Cheng, there's really nothing to mess with!"
"Shit! Who organized this? Why didn't you notify me?! How did I not know about the slogan upgrade?! 35
"Hahaha, laughing to death, there is still one who has not caught up!
66..."
After the 'cordial' greeting is over.
Lu Cheng officially started singing.
It's not complicated, one is chasing a dream and a child's heart, and one is Cao Cao.
soon.
He finished his work and received a huge round of applause.
"Okay! One more!"
"As for the merchant, let Lu Cheng have another one."
"Come on, how can two songs be enough?!"
"Keep going!
The audience was enthusiastic.
That's a good thing, but it's also a hassle.
Because, the businessman suddenly discovered that the host he invited couldn't stand such a scene.
This is also normal.
Come to think of it, what kind of bird people are Lu Cheng's audience.
Can they be obedient in the hands of a not-so-great host?!
joke!
As a result, the merchants' intestines are all regretful.
Still underestimating Lu Cheng's popularity.
And this time.
Lu Cheng opened his mouth: "What are you yelling about? Today is the opening of the family, not a Lao Tzu concert. You people who don't consume, shut up!
"Who said we didn't consume it?! I bought water!
"That's right, dog thief Lu Cheng, how can you slander us out of thin air?!"
"Hahahaha, be careful we'll hit you with a mineral water bottle when we're so embarrassed!"
"Hey, what the fuck, you don't have a temper when the young master. 39
Lu Cheng scolded and interacted with the audience.
It is also time for the host to adapt.
However, the businessman suddenly lit up and whispered something to Xu Xiaoya.
Finally, Xu Xiaoya found Lu Cheng.
Said it was the businessman who let him be the host.
Well, to add money?
"Yes." 9
Lu Cheng does his part.
He happened to fire [Host Skill] yesterday.
then.
(agce) "Okay, let me introduce, this shop is known to be a century-old shop. It is a business that has been passed down from eight generations. 99
Lu Cheng started the introduction.
"Damn, you came here with your mouth open, hahaha, it just opened today, it's a century-old store?!
"Even if it's less than a year, it's counted as one year, so the ninety-nine were eaten?! 35
"I just like to see Lu Cheng talking nonsense."
"God is so well known, I don't know, don't represent me casually. Hahahaha! 39
The merchants also twitched their lips.
I thank you for looking after me.
"The biggest feature of their home is..."
Lu Cheng looked at the boss: "What is it?"
"Hahaha, ask on the spot? Hahahaha! 99
"Is this host really reliable? Hahahaha!""
"The merchant is numb, hahahaha!
66....99
"Oh, the biggest feature is his spicy pot bottom, which is made with dragon urine. It's just one serving in the sky!"5
Lu Cheng continued to talk nonsense.
The corners of the merchant's mouth twitched, not knowing what to say.
"Dog thief Lu Cheng, you lied to us now, don't you pay attention to the method and process? Dragon urine?! You can call it dragon saliva! Open your mouth is dragon urine?! Damn it!""
"Hahahaha, keep going, I see what else you can say, what a god."
"Boss, don't worry, give me a spicy pot bottom, I'll taste the taste of dragon urine, hahahaha!
"Lu Cheng, why do you guarantee it's real dragon urine?! If it's fake, be careful and I'll sue you for cheating consumers! Hahaha!
66.99
"Of course I can guarantee it, I pressed the faucet to urinate myself, and I even shook twice.
Lu Cheng pouted.
"Draft master, hahahaha, what kind of dragon are you talking about, hahahaha!
"God, you press the faucet, hahahaha! I can go to the uncle, hahahaha!"5
"Shake twice?! Hahaha, why didn't you say you were smart.
The audience fell back and forth in laughter.
Of course they knew it was fake.
It is precisely because of this that they are willing to listen.
Exaggerated propaganda will deceive people, but exaggerated propaganda will not!
"By the way, the ingredients in their house are also a highlight. The boss told me that they are all fresh, you try it, if it is not fresh, if it is chilled, it will destroy his shop.
The guarantee of Lu Cheng's righteous words.
The merchant's scalp is numb - I don't, you are talking nonsense!
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