Live broadcast to celebrate the New Year and eat pig-killing rice with everyone!

The popularity of the program group rose again, and the director blossomed in the back.

Without giving everyone more time to adapt, Teacher He spoke again, "Next, it's the moment that the audience and friends are most looking forward to!" This show will follow the eight guests, record four groups of interesting facts during the festive season, please lock the Penguin Channel, we will see you in 24 hours! The

four groups of guests took a break in their respective hotel rooms.

The next day, at the same time.

Xu Yu and Yang Mi had already stepped on the car to Sichuan and Chongqing.

The atmosphere in the car was a little subtle, seeing that Xu Yu was silent, Yang Mi did not take the initiative to speak, but chose to lower her head and use her mobile phone to handle the work.

"Uh... Is Xu Yu waiting for my goddess to speak to him in person?

"I usually see him very courteous, but how can I be silent now?" Do you want to embarrass my wife?

"Boss Yang really worked hard, did not forget to deal with the work in the New Year, and was indeed a model in the industry, on the contrary, some people, the last show was the same as owing him money."

The photographer brother also felt the wonder of the atmosphere, scratched his head, and wanted to find some breakthrough.

"Teacher Xu, do you have any customs over there?"

Hearing that someone cued himself, Xu Yu immediately raised his eyes, and was about to speak, but a cold mechanical voice suddenly sounded in his head.

???Ding! A suitable host is detected, and the whitewashing system is automatically bound! ???

System?

The crosser's standard goldfinger, he also has it?

A transparent display appears in front of the youth's eyes.

[Host: Xu Delirium

] [Skill: None

] [Audience Liking: Disgust

] [Fan Activity: 50,000] [Attention: 100,000] [

Congratulations on unlocking the title of the strongest zombie fan, 50

% of your fans are composed of zombie fans!

[Reward: None]

Xu Delirium: "..."

Very good, this can also prove that at least the original owner company is still willing to throw money at him.

[Congratulations on binding this system, the newbie gift package has been issued, please check! ]

As the name implies, the main role of the whitewashing system is to whitewash all the black spots on the original owner, so that it becomes a star of positive energy and plays a positive public opinion orientation.

That is to say, as long as it is an act of whitewashing and gaining attention points, Xu Yu can get system points, and points can be exchanged for everything.

Now he is still a poor and white, infamous traffic student, and the number of small sunspots is comparable to the kunai in his previous life.

The road to whitewashing is obstructed and long!

"Hey, is there any secret that can be taught?"

Xu Yu used his mind to communicate with the system in his mind, and in the next second, he really heard the cold voice, but this answer was obviously useless.

[No comment, please explore automatically.] Automatic

exploration....

Good fucking auto explore.

He has been surfing for more than ten years, what virtues do he not know?

After calling the system countless times, but still did not wait for the system to reply, Xu Yu was completely rotten.

At this time, he heard the question of the photography brother, and showed eight teeth with a smile.

"New Year's Eve? Of course, it is pig killing, walking relatives, and eating pig killing rice, I have loved to eat pig killing rice since I was a child. "

Kill... Killing pigs? The

photography brother straightened his eyes suspiciously, and asked without dying.

"Then what are you going to do... Take Teacher Yang Mi and eat pig-killing rice together?

Someone responded politely, "No, I'll take her with me to kill pigs." "

Anyway, if the system doesn't work, then destroy it, it's a big deal to reopen."

Xu Yu smiled again, pointed straight at the camera, and raised his crescent eye.

???Aaaaaa Is he crazy? Take my wife to kill pigs? How can my wife kill pigs!! Where is her hand used to kill pigs! [

Although but... Woo-woo, Xu Yu is really very handsome, woo... My saliva was coming out. ???

Little white face to die!! You can't take my wife to kill pigs, or I'll take an eight-hundred-meter knife and stab you first!! ???

Uh... Boss Yang kills pigs... A little expectation, don't you look forward to it? Yang

Mi's smile also froze, and she asked suspiciously.

"Teacher Xu... Do you have to kill that pig?

Xu Yu nodded naturally, looking at the flower-like honey in front of him, and felt no guilt at all.

"Yes, there are more than a dozen white fat pigs and pigs in my family, when the time comes, Teacher Yang Mi can pick one, and I will be responsible for the knife."

Yang Mi: "Thank you... But..." Before

the words were finished, Xu Yu hurriedly took out his mobile phone again, slammed his brain, and spoke nervously.

"Oops, I forgot to inform Lao Xu to drive away the group of aunts at the entrance of the village."

Just as he was about to make a call, the photographer brother came closer and saw Xu Yu's note to his father.

Curiously, he asked, "Teacher Xu, is your father named Tiger?" Why is your remark a tiger?

Xu Yu smiled and opened the family group, and the notes of a middle-aged woman with a flowery green head were also displayed in the live broadcast room.

The photographer twitched out of the corner of his eye.

This...... This this?

Wusong? Tiger??

Wusong fights tiger??

How strange Teacher Xu's remarks to his parents weird.

Many netizens also saw it, and the barrage in the live broadcast room instantly increased.

[Hahahahahaha, Xu Yu has a problem, remark the tiger to his father, and remark Wusong to his mother. ] [

Laughing to death, it seems that my remarks are still younger.] ???

Is it an ATM machine that only I give my dad a note??? Daddy ATM, mom decision-maker, perfect. [

But family, do have to be careful, since I have a mobile phone, my father has told me that parents and relatives better note their real names or others, otherwise they will be accidentally lost and it will be easy for scammers to find them. ??????

My father is a stepfather, so my remark is my father (version 2.0)]

Xu Yu did not notice the movement in the live broadcast room, and directly pressed his father's phone.

Expecting it to be a touching but awkward theatrical conversation, he just spoke excitedly.

"Dad!"

The call stopped abruptly, and the end was directly ... Hung up.

Looking at the camera, the young man lowered his eyes with injuries, and the netizens didn't have time to feel distressed, and saw that Xu Yu was not dead and dialed the phone that was Wu Song.

"Mom!"

Hearing her son's voice, the gentle and gentle woman on the phone sounded.

"Oh, my son called back?"

Before Xu Yu could speak, Ms. Wang continued.

"Did you bring my daughter-in-law home this year?"

"What? Not only brought a daughter-in-law, but also brought me a white and fat grandson? "

Huh!? And more than grandchildren? My daughter-in-law still has twins in her belly?

"Twins are about to be born?? It's okay, mom will raise it for you.

"My grandson is going to elementary school?" Oh, you and your daughter-in-law are busy at work, it's okay, mom will help you bring it. "

Huh? You said you also made a lot of money to come back and want to rebuild a road in front of our house?

"It's not a loss to my son, who inherited my excellent genes, and is really the only heir of the old Xu family!"

Xu Delirium: "..."The

conscience of heaven and earth."

He didn't say a word.