Live broadcast to celebrate the New Year and eat pig-killing rice with everyone!

Sunset.

The courtyard was quiet.

Until a certain moment

- "A-snee, a-snee, a-snee

!" "Xu Delirium, are you going to burn the house?!" Ms

. Wang's Hedong lion roar was extremely penetrating.

Directly pull the person sleeping in the yard out of the dream.

They looked at each other in shock, confused.

"Oh mom, you believe me, I know it. "

I believe you are a fart, the good house is made by you, are you looking for a beating?" "

Ah, Mom, live broadcast! Beating people is not advocated, hitting the face hurts self-esteem Mom!" The

screams sounded one after another.

Thick smoke billowed down the chimney.

Standing on the periphery, looking around, there is a feeling of a fire.

"Ah!" a

figure ran out of the room.

Xu Yu stretched out his hand to hold his head and fled.

Ms. Wang ran out of the house with a burning tongs and chased after her angrily.

"You stop for

me!" "Mom, calm down, you have to trust

me!" "I'm calm now, you give me a stop!" Ms

. Wang ran all the way, and the chicken shoes did not affect her play at all.

She walked like a fly, wielding the fire tongs, and faintly felt like she was going to throw it out.

Seeing this scene, Yang Mi hurriedly stepped forward to stop it.

"Auntie has something to say, Xu Yu has been busy outside all afternoon, I can see that he really wants to share it for you."

As soon as Yang Mi's figure appeared, Ms. Wang braked sharply.

She casually threw the fire tongs to the ground, for fear of accidentally injuring Yang Mi.

Hearing what Yang Mi said, Ms. Wang looked at her with a loving face: "Mimi, you are also too understanding, forget it, since you said so, I don't know this kid in general."

Auntie cooks for you.

Ms. Wang patted Yang Mi's hand with a smile, completely ignoring Xu Yu's existence.

Xu Yu: ...

?"Mom, you are too

double-standard!" "I'm a double-standard, what's wrong?

"I didn't, not because I saw you put a band-aid, otherwise I wouldn't do this thankless thing, you better go to rest, and leave me dinner."

Xu Yu's words made Ms. Wang pause.

She was curious to feel Xu Delirium, and for a while she couldn't tell whether Xu Yu was distressed by her or wanted to behave in front of Yang Mi.

After thinking for a moment, Ms. Wang nodded.

"Okay, give you another chance, you give me a quick point!" I

hope Xu Yu will not let her down.

In front of honey, it would be miserable if it was embarrassed.

Hearing this, Xu Yu nodded and quickly ran into the kitchen.

An old-fashioned stove with huge iron pots on it.

Smoke comes out of the stove.

Xu Yu sat in front of the stove, found the fan, and fanned hard.

After about three minutes, bright flames poured out of the stove, the smoke gradually dispersed, and everything finally got back on track.

At this moment, a figure walked in from outside the door, accompanied by Ms. Wang's impatient voice.

Your son fanned the flames inside, and you didn't know to go in and help. "

Good one fanned the flames.

Xu Yu and Xu Zheng looked at each other and gave a tacit thumbs up.

"Why don't you correct Ms. Wang's mistake?" "

If I correct her misnomer, she will definitely correct my life mistakes.

"Brilliant!" Xu Yu gave a thumbs up and nodded approvingly.

"Okay, I'll burn the fire for you to cook, if it doesn't taste good, you'll be done tonight."

"Don't underestimate me, your son and I'm not a vegetarian." Xu

Yu spoke confidently.

He took out his kitchen shovel from the toolbar next to him and held it in his hand for a moment.

"System, can this thing be used normally, will this use method be too untechnical?" [

Host, the use of the kitchen shovel is based on your ability to understand, too technical, I am afraid that you will not understand]

Xu Delirium: ......

What is the situation now

? Ms. Wang looks down on him, Comrade Xu Zheng looks down on him, and even the system doubts his intelligence?

He suddenly had a bold idea.

"System, in fact, my IQ may be lower than you think, can you fully automatic?" [

NO! host, this system prohibits daydreaming]

The system righteously rejected Xu Yu.

Hearing this, Xu Yu sighed helplessly.

I had to take out my phone and search for the menu.

Noticing the movement on Xu Yu's hand, Xu Zheng's throat was tight.

He knew!

When will this kid get rid of his problem of talking big

? In front of the national audience, how will they pretend for a while?

Just thinking about it, Xu Zhengdu felt a toothache, he closed his eyes resignedly, and honestly burned the fire.

After figuring out the basic steps

, Xu Yu took the ingredients and poured oil! But half a minute, white smoke rose, Xu Yu looked at it, and poured the ingredients down step by step.

"Snap!" The

water and oil collided with each other, making a crisp and pleasant popping sound.

Xu Yu was so frightened that he subconsciously took two steps back.

The filming staff on the side were also taken aback, and he stepped back again and again, for fear of accidentally injuring himself.

The audience in the live broadcast room were waiting for Xu Yu to show his skills, but they didn't expect to see such a rookie scene.

Their mood is indescribably complicated.

[When can Teacher Xu teach us to pretend? I'm curious, he obviously can't cook, why can he say these two words so confidently

] [I know, this should be the legendary brave and fearless!

] [Watching Teacher Xu cook seems to see myself, typical dishes and fun, pity our family honey, finally ate a good meal, and had to be hungry at night] [

Teacher Xu is really painstaking, changing the method to help our family honey lose weight, the guilt brought by gluttony at noon, suddenly gone] [Xu

delirium, Xu delirium, count me begging you, I won't hack you in the future, can you quit the kitchen altar?

The comments say everything.

To sum it up, it is two words: speechless.

A certain death squad did not know what netizens said about him.

I saw him holding a spatula in one hand and a pot lid in the other.

Stir-fry without forgetting to use the lid to block yourself in front of yourself.

Comrade Xu Zheng had completely shrunk behind the stove, and he didn't even have the courage to look up at the pot.

The oil frys from time to time, but in the blink of an eye, the white walls are stained with red oil.

Seeing this scene, Xu Zheng hesitated to speak.

Don't do it, if it goes on like this, others should think that our house has been forcibly demolished!"