Live broadcast to celebrate the New Year and eat pig-killing rice with everyone!

Yang Mi didn't give Xu Yu time to speak at all, and looked at him gossipy.

I saw Xu Yu's righteous expression.

My mother-fetus solo I'm proud, I just want to try to find money. "

This....

Yang Mi subconsciously turned her head to look at several staff members.

"Don't believe it. "

The staff was categorical.

"Is it necessary for me to lie to you about this?"

"So who's right?" the staff retorted.

"That is, as far as our Teacher Xu's appearance is concerned, we have received at least a few hundred love letters, what, you haven't seen any of your sisters?"

Xu Yu glanced at him warningly, and then sighed: "Let you down, I am really a pure love little virgin, I have written a lot of love letters, but I have confiscated them, or any of you can do well and fulfill my dream?"

In two lifetimes, he never received a single love letter.

I don't know what kind of eyes those girls have, they can be indifferent in the face of such a big handsome man.

[Impossible, impossible, this must be fake, Teacher Xu lied to people

] [I went, I always felt that I was ugly and angry, but even so, I was fortunate to receive two love letters, I didn't expect Teacher Xu to be so miserable

] [Thank you Teacher Xu for calming my wounded heart, knowing that you are still solo, I am relieved

] [No wonder Ms. Wang hates iron but not steel, Teacher Xu's face is white and long] [

You pay attention to Mimi's expression, how do I think she has a trace of happiness and satisfaction?]

[Ahhh, less nonsense there, Mimi is clearly thinking about how many love letters she has received]

"The second one.

Yang Mi put up two fingers and looked at Xu Yu with a smile.

"Come on. Xu Yu opened his hands fearlessly, as if he was really not afraid of anything.

"What's the most humiliating thing since I was a child?" "

This..." Xu

Yu touched his chin, he narrowed his eyes, and searched his memory hard.

Seeing this, Yang Mi frowned dissatisfied, "All this needs to be thought about?" "

I'm sorry, there are too many humiliating things, and I'm trying to remember the most humiliating things."

["Like" "Like", it has to be our

Teacher Xu] [Little Ma Za is ready, Teacher Xu hurry up and put the bomb]

netizens are watching.

Yang Mi and the staff held their breath and looked at Xu Yu intently.

The cold wind blows, and the Martian seed flies from the carbon pile.

For a long time, Xu Yu seriously spoke: "Cough, I chased the dog when I was seven years old, I was played by the dog, it took me to jump into the dung pit, it jumped, and I fell halfway." "

Yang Mi: ... She shouldn't have asked that question.

Staff: ......

Netizen: ......

[Is it serious? Is it really serious? Lying groove!

] [It's over, I can't look directly at

Teacher Xu now] [Teacher Xu tastes a little big

] [Brother dog: Take you to pretend, take you to fly, take you into the rural manure heap

] [This requires thinking, how much shame does our Teacher Xu still have] [Compared with Teacher Xu,

I seem to have lived in vain for more than 20 years]

Netizens were amazed.

The people sitting around Xu Yu moved to the side in tacit understanding.

At this moment, Xu Yu was like a big Xiang in their eyes, exuding that charming smell all the time.

For their actions, Xu Yu expressed helplessness.

"No teacher, we just think that mortals like me don't deserve to sit with you."

Xu Delirium: "6."

Yang Mi seemed to have just recovered from her shock.

She frowned and glanced up and down at Xu Delirium, and asked with a serious face: "Is what you said true?" "

Really, there was no one nearby at that time, if there was no dog brother to stretch out my feet to catch me, I would have wanted to get up, I still remember that when I went home that day, Ms. Wang sent me to the pigsty to sleep for one night."

"It's no exaggeration to describe to you, the pigs were far away from me that night, and the smell on my body almost made the pigs faint." Hearing

Xu Yu's description, several staff members hurriedly turned their heads and took a big breath of fresh air.

Yang

Mi took a deep look at Xu Yu and reached out to rub her temples.

"The third..."

"Which one would you like to hit the most?"

Just him!"

Xu Yu stood up abruptly and pointed at the camera teacher watching the play on the side.

He rolled out his sleeves as he spoke.

The hand kept fanning the air.

"Teacher Xu, what kind of grudge do we

have?" "I have three bad cards, why do you have a pair?"

"But you dealt the cards. "

Xu Delirium: ...

Xu

Yu uncomfortably picked his nose, and his words were blocked for a while.

I don't know what kind of hand he is.

Someone else's cards are better than one.

His cards....

"Forget it, hurry, there are four more, come on!"

The cameraman raised his hand enthusiastically.

His vague gaze swept over Yang Mi, and then he spoke at Xu Yu: "Teacher Xu, do you like any of us in this group of people here?"

[Camera teacher, what are you doing?!

] [Lying groove, is it so direct, you almost asked Teacher Xu directly if he likes honey honey

] [I see how Teacher Xu answered]

"You question..." Xu Yu frowned and looked at the camera teacher, keenly feeling that something was wrong.

Looking at each other, the camera teacher spoke with a serious face.

"To be honest, the main thing is a sincerity!"

Xu Yu coughed uncomfortably, and his gaze swept over everyone present.

He was wet with rain and dew, and didn't look at anyone for a second.

"To tell you the truth, I like it. "

Camera teacher: .

His original intention in asking this question was not to listen to such a perfunctory answer.

Thinking about such a good opportunity, Xu Yu didn't know how to seize it!

Thinking about it, the camera teacher turned his head to look at Yang Mi.

Yang Mi's face was as usual, but she was relieved where no one was paying attention.

Several staff members looked at each other and tacitly reached out to hug their shoulders.

"Teacher Xu, my orientation is normal.

"Teacher Xu, I'm getting married soon.

"Teacher Xu..."

"Okay, you guys shut up."

Xu Yu raised his hand speechlessly to interrupt them, turned his head and glanced at the camera teacher angrily.

"You said you weren't beaten or not.

"Why blame me again?" the

camera teacher looked at Xu Yu aggrievedly.

He is Xu Delirium's professional back-pot man

! [It's over, did my CP collapse so soon

?] [Why doesn't Teacher Xu have any variety show brains? The variety show effect is suddenly gone

] [If Teacher Xu really dares to say that he likes honey, I can catch the car overnight today, and kill him tomorrow] [Look, I know that Teacher Xu and

Honey are simple colleagues, CP fans don't jump anymore!]

Hurry, next. "