Live broadcast to celebrate the New Year and eat pig-killing rice with everyone!

Xu Delirium's parents are also very comedic, and actually compare Xu Delirium with pigs.

The camera switched to the scene at this time, and the director watched Xu Yu re-@ people in the group chat.

Stinky Fart Superman Knight: @二姨, what are you doing? Going home for the New Year this year? (Smiling face)

Second aunt: What else can you do? Watch TV.

Stinky fart Superman Knight: "Why do you watch TV every day, how nutritious is TV?"

"If you have time, go to the exam for a few more certificates, you look at my second aunt, I just got a month's sister-in-law certificate recently."

"Your salary won't be the same as last year, it's only more than 3,000."

"My second uncle is stressed, usually save more money, don't always buy any cosmetics and skin care products, what is the use of that thing?"

Second aunt: "(angry) (angry)" Second aunt: "

Your family lives in the sea, the pipe is so wide?" "

Stinky fart Superman Knight:" (grievance face) (grievance face)" Seeing

these two grievance faces, the director was completely impressed.

The aggrieved face is simply the essence!!

If it wasn't for the live broadcast, he would have to learn two tricks from Xu Yu.

Netizens also exploded.

[How come there is a smell of green tea, hahaha! ] 】

【For the sake of my brother's such grievances, the second aunt forgives others! 】

[Other live broadcast rooms do not have the slightest atmosphere for the New Year, this kid is already paving the way for the New Year. 】

【My brother taught us two more tricks, and I also want to learn the essence to play tricks with relatives.】 】

【Such operations, even the big honey next to me is impressed! 】 With

Xu Delirium's tumultuous operation, the number of people in the live broadcast room instantly skyrocketed to 600,000.

The other three groups didn't have as many online viewers combined.

The director's eyes widened and he was directly stupid.

Assistant Director: "Director, this doesn't seem to be the same as what you thought before?" "

Several big-name flows in succession, killing them with no return.

There is no way, they can only retreat to the second place, find a cheap one, and there are many topics.

Going around in circles, this is where Xu Yu was chosen.

Although this guy's reputation is not good, black fans are everywhere.

But as long as there is a topic, it can bring enough ratings to the show.

If not, who would be willing to invite him?

The director team, who originally did not have much expectations for Xu Delirium, was slapped hard at this moment.

The director swallowed his spit, and solemnly nodded: "You know a fart, I am a wise eye, I have long seen that Xu Delirium will be the explosive point of our program, learn a little." "

Assistant Director: ... You're the boss, and you're right.

"I'm starting to look forward to the scene where Xu Yu takes Teacher Yang to kill pigs."

"I'm looking forward to Teacher Xu being driven to sleep with pigs."

The rest of the staff nodded one after another, and even more, even the topic was ready.

Burst point booking.

Yang Mi, who had been silent for a long time, came back to her senses from Xu Yu's mobile phone.

She looked at Xu Yu in shock and asked sincerely.

"Are you sure that this year, your family killed pigs for the New Year, not you?"

"Don't panic, I can break the defense." Xu Yu shook his head proudly.

There was a burst of laughter in the live broadcast room.

Even Yang Mi couldn't help it.

With the increasing number of online viewers, Xu Yu's attention value is also rising rapidly.

Sure enough, sincerity is a must-have.

What's wrong with being yourself?

"Come on, break the defense," Ms. Wang splashed cold water in time, "I almost didn't put you on the pig killing rack last year."

"People in their twenties, and they have been mother-fetus solo, and they have lost the people of my old Xu family."

Thinking of this, Xu Yu's mind flashed that tragic memory.

Miserable! How miserable!

His eyes were on the group chat again, and he remembered that last year was the third uncle who tossed him the hardest.

No matter what happens this year, we have to find some field.

Stinky Fart Superman Knight: @三叔, stop peeping at the screen, come out quickly.

Third uncle: "Go to work, have something to say, get out of here."

"Something, isn't this coming soon, I'll care about you."

"I've been divorced from my aunt for half a year, have you found your next home?"

Good move to preemptively.

Before the third uncle could say anything, Xu Yu took the lead in urging marriage.

The audience nodded one after another, and commented with feelings.

[Preemptively, take the initiative in your own hands.] 【

Teacher Xu really makes sense every step. 】

【I don't know why, Xu Delirium's wave of operation is obviously quite unqualified, but I look really cool! ] When will I be like him?

From an early age, the audience was indoctrinated to be polite to their elders.

So even in the face of marriage urging, they can only bite the bullet and smile.

Xu Delirium's wave of operations, they are really cool to watch!

Isn't this their Internet lip service?

Third uncle: Hehe, what woman can't you find in your third uncle? Bring your new aunt home this year, remember to give your aunt a big red envelope, our family's big stars can't be stingy!

Good guys, really?

It seems that there is a good show to watch again in the New Year.

The audience has a keen sense of smell and locks on to gossip at a glance.

Yang Mi glanced at the news and subconsciously frowned.

[Xu Delirium, your third uncle has said this, I'm afraid I can't say this, right? ] 】

【Yes, it's good that Mr. Xu's third uncle has no object, this has an object, how can we urge?] 】

【It's over, Teacher Xu's highlight moment overturned.

Netizens sighed.

The words are poisoned, what else can Xu Yu do?

Hearing what the people next to him said, Xu Yu raised his head and glanced at the barrage.

Before, he shook his head in disapproval, unhurriedly, and continued to tap the keyboard.

"You guys, just don't have a good mentality, you must remember a little at all times and persevere! The mouth can be broken as much as it can, as long as the words are dense enough, no one can resist.

Netizens listened to Xu Yu's words blankly, and they really couldn't understand it.

I saw that the next moment, Xu Yu began to storm out.

"If you find it, you don't know to tell me, why are you still hiding?" Afraid I'll rob you?

"Where is she?" How old is it?

"Do you have a car, a house, and a deposit?"

"Are there siblings? Are both parents dead? "

Did you buy insurance?"

"Does the marriage title deed have her name on it?"

"Although it is a second marriage, the bride price cannot be less, how much does she plan to want?"

"Business or part-time job? What is the monthly income?

"Third Uncle, you usually like playing mahjong so much, are you sure she will let you continue to play mahjong."

"Where does her family live?" Is it far from our home? It's too close and troublesome, and when the time comes, whenever you talk to her, your mother-in-law will come and beat you with a knife, and you won't run.

"By the way, is her first or second marriage?" Do you have a baby? "

Is there a picture?" Show me, it doesn't matter if you're fat or thin, you mainly have to look at your face.

"If you have her birthday eight characters, send it to me in one piece, I know a few powerful fortune tellers, I will go to them to calculate for you."

"Also, are you going to have a wedding when you get married?" Is the flower girl set? Although I am an adult, I have a childlike heart, and I think that the position of flower girl is mine. "