Live broadcast to celebrate the New Year and eat pig-killing rice with everyone!

Xu Yu waved his hand perfunctorily.

Ms. Wang's words are too fake.

He really couldn't stand it.

"You stinky boy!" Seeing

Xu Yu's impatience, Ms. Wang scolded with a smile.

She reacted sharply to something, and said thoughtfully: "Wait, don't tell me that these are all honey money."

"yes.

Xu Yu was unimpressed.

"You are really helpless, just you stupid, when can you marry yourself off..."

Ms. Wang sighed again and again, looking at Xu Yu and feeling a headache.

Hearing this, Xu Yu's expression changed, "Mom, I'm a man, I should marry my daughter-in-law, not my daughter-in-law."

"I think it's good that you marry your daughter-in-law, save me from being angry at home all day long, you said that my emotional intelligence and your father are so high, how did I give birth to your emotional intelligence as a negative one?

Ms. Wang looked worried.

She carefully looked at Xu Yu on the other end of the video, and said that a human head suddenly squeezed into the frame.

"Auntie, there is a mysterious scientific phenomenon in this world called gene mutation, and Mr. Xu's look is the result of genetic mutation, and the mutation is very powerful.

Wang Chao's voice sounded coldly in Xu Yu's ears.

One sentence caused millions of netizens in the live broadcast room to burst into laughter.

[Lao Wang is really a divine mending knife

] [Lao Wang is worthy of being a true disciple of Teacher Xu, look at Teacher Xu's expression, I think he is about to be angry to death

] [Hahaha, genetic mutation, hahahahaha, Lao Wang is really a talent] [

I just found out now that Teacher Xu's status in the show is getting lower and lower, and now even Lao Wang can bully him casually, it's too miserable].

[Teacher Xu is a typical nest outside the horizon, don't see him being bullied by Lao Wang here, the camera can't figure out how to beat Lao Wang, I seriously ask to let these two people open a variety show alone, even if they fight every day, I am happy

to watch] [Seconded, I am willing to pay to watch]

......

Wang Chao's words made the smile on Xu Yu's face stiffen.

He turned his head mechanically and looked straight at Wang Chao.

"Chao, quite able to talk?"

"It's just average, compared with Teacher Xu, there is still a certain gap."

Wang Chao nodded modestly.

As soon as the words fell, Xu Yu rewarded him with a roll of his eyes.

It's shameless.

Listening

to his sentence, he was a little overwhelmed.

"Chao, as a follow-up photographer, your task is to hide behind the camera and shoot me at ease, please, don't brush the sense of existence anymore, I really can't stand it!"

Hearing this, Wang Chao immediately nodded.

"I'm sorry, Teacher Xu, I stole your limelight, don't mind, I didn't brush my sense of existence to squeeze you down, I just wanted to get acquainted with each other and find a girlfriend by the way." Looking

at Wang Chao's sincere expression, Xu Yu desperately stretched out his hand to hold his head and kicked the person away.

He turned his head to look at the mobile phone screen, and just as he was about to speak, Ms. Wang on the opposite side nodded in agreement.

"It turned out to be a genetic mutation, so it makes sense.

"Mom, you really believe his nonsense."

I tell you, today you let honey break the money, you will find a way to make up for it in the past two days, otherwise I will smoke you believe it or not?"

said Ms. Wang, raising her hand across the phone screen.

The fierce appearance of gritting his teeth evoked the memory of Xu Yu's infinite beatings when he was a child.

It is best for men not to easily provoke tigresses, especially Sichuan-Chongqing tigresses.

Xu Yu sighed and explained with a smile.

"Mom, in fact, in the past two days, I have also bought a lot of things for their family, uncles, aunts, grandparents, they are satisfied with me, as for letting honey pay for things today, I really can't twist her, you can rest assured, when this variety show recording is over, I will immediately quickly hand over the salary card to her, learn from my father, and be a good man."

Xu Yu said a lot, and the only thing Ms. Wang captured was the eight words of parents, grandparents, and grandparents.

Ms. Wang, who realized something, widened her eyes in disbelief and looked at the person on the phone in surprise.

Her voice was slightly shrister, and she spoke excitedly: "What do you mean by this, you have already met Mimi's family?"

"

Good fellow.

The development of these two people is really rapid.

It was only a long time before the parents met.

Thinking

of this, Ms. Wang walked into the bedroom with her mobile phone.

She rummaged through the closet and finally pulled out a new coat she bought last year.

Get.

This new dress had to be bought.

"Son, I heard my mother tell you, before you come back, go to the mall, and buy your mother a few beautiful clothes, you have all met each other's parents, the next step is for us to meet."

"Although your mother and I are naturally beautiful, I don't need to dress up beautifully, but after all, to see my in-laws, it's always right to be solemn, my mother just looked around, there is not a good look in the closet, you remember to buy some for my mother to come back..."

Doesn't your son have so many suits, can you just find a random set to wear?" "

My wife doesn't take you like this, it's hard to buy new clothes..." The

voice on the other end of the phone gave Xu Yu a headache.

He reached out and rubbed his eyebrows and sighed.

These two people's thinking diverged too quickly.

Why don't the authors ask the two of them to compile textbooks.

No vision.

Xu Yu is having a headache, and the audience in the live broadcast room is boiling.

[Ms. Wang, is this experiencing a speedy life? How can the parents of both sides meet

] [Watching a variety show gave me the feeling of skipping a grade, could it be that I missed something when I slept

?] [This variety show has a total of twelve issues, we won't chase the love history of Teacher Xu and Mimi from beginning to end, right?]

Do not rule out this possibility, after all, we are all a group of single dogs without love nourishment, in addition to being able to watch others fall in love, what else can you do as a witness to others

] [Twelve episodes of the program, from acquaintance to love and love, marriage proposal has been, see parents have, the last few issues must not give everyone a happy wedding in the whole period?

] [Really fast life, does not give people a chance to react at all]

The staff looked at the comments, hid on the side and covered their mouths and snickered.

Finally.

She used her work account to post a comment in the live broadcast room.

[Later: I am the real witness at the scene, every day dog food is full, yesterday said that I have gained five pounds, think about it is still a bit of a loss, I hope Teacher Xu and Teacher Yang can help me report the weight loss class, otherwise I will not be able to marry].