Shen Can said slowly:"Boss Zuiyue, I see that you are trying your best to have a child. Wasn't the 'Errenzhuan Method of Pregnancy Promotion' popular two years ago?
You asked your wife to do somersaults on the bed with you, and she got dizzy and vomited for several days. You thought it was morning sickness."
【Holy shit, this works? Turns out somersaults can do this!】
【Boss, you are going to tear my wife apart!】
【Is there such an exercise in bed? This is too intense!
Shen Can said:"Last year, I heard that drinking camel hair can help you get pregnant, so you swallowed several kilograms of camel hair and almost pierced your intestines."
【Oh my god, the boss is so eager to have a child!】
【Swallowing camel hair? I feel bad for you just hearing it!】
【If this hole is punctured, the boss will have to live with the camel!】
【Come to think of it, boss, you have tried so many crooked tricks, but you didn’t mention any proper methods?】
【Boss, just let the candle drip wax, and the effect will be immediate!】
【Candle wax dripping? You are playing with fire! I think you should just lie down on the bed and cover yourself with a blanket so you don't catch a cold.】
【I think it's better to go to the beach, where there is a Dragon King guarding the underwater Dragon Palace, maybe I can pray for a dragon child! 】
For a while, all kinds of"magic tricks" emerged in the barrage area.
Shen Can looked at the strange suggestions and couldn't help but smile.
He found that he still underestimated the imagination of netizens, and these tricks might not even be thought of by Zuiyue.
He couldn't help laughing, and said to Zuiyue:"Boss Zuiyue, look, do you want to try these suggestions from netizens? Maybe they will work?"
【Yes, yes, yes, sir, try it!】
【Go ahead, go ahead, remember to come back and give me good news!
Zuiyue looked at the endless"secret recipes" in the barrage, and her heart was indeed a little moved.
But then she thought about it, her privacy was exposed so easily by Shen Can, and she was a little unhappy.
"Master Shen, do you have a team behind you investigating and have found out about me?"
Shen Can said seriously:"Boss Zuiyue, I don't have a team behind me. Can I tell you something that others don't know?"
Zuiyue pondered for a moment and said:"Master Shen, then please show your skills again and tell me something that even I am not sure about, so that I can broaden my horizons."
After Zuiyue said that, the barrage area instantly exploded.
【Come on, boss, you're handing a knife to the host!】
【That’s right, you’re about to become a source of happiness for your fans!】
【Boss, run quickly, it's still not too late to escape now!】
【Escape? The anchor is so accurate, I'm afraid you can't escape even if you run to the ends of the earth! 】
Looking at the horrified barrages rolling rapidly, Zuiyue had a look of disdain.
Humph, who hasn't hired a few water soldiers?
These people acted quite well.
Shen Can smiled and said:"Boss Zuiyue, I saw that you went to Taiguo two years ago to invite a transvestite back?
I heard that transvestites are very flexible and can help with pregnancy, right? In the end, your transvestite not only didn't help, but also scared your wife so much that she almost got a divorce."
【What? Boss, this kind of operation is still possible these days?】
【Come on, even if you get pregnant, you don’t know what the baby will be! Think twice before you act! 】
Shen Can in front of the camera was still calm, as if he was just telling an ordinary story.
But Zuiyue behind the camera, his face changed again and again.
Except for him and his wife, no one else knew about this.
Could it be that Shen Can really has some ability?
Shen Can continued:"Also, during the Mid-Autumn Festival last year, did you specially customize a giant moon cake? It was filled with all kinds of goodies, saying that you wanted to take advantage of the good omen of the Mid-Autumn Festival and get pregnant in one fell swoop?
Who knew that after eating it, not only did you and your wife not get pregnant, you also had diarrhea for three days."
【Oh my god, the master's train of thought is really strange, can mooncakes also help you get pregnant? Do you have to eat them with a QQ number?】
【But when the host said this, I suddenly remembered that there seems to be a rumor that if you get pregnant during the Mid-Autumn Festival, the children you give birth to will be geniuses!】
【Come on, no matter how talented you are, you can’t be better than a rabbit? That’s what we call high productivity! Boss, just go to bed! 】
As soon as Shen Can finished speaking, Zuiyue felt his hands begin to tremble uncontrollably.
He had never told anyone that there was something in the mooncakes he bought.
Zuiyue’s face instantly turned darker than the bottom of the pot.
He tried to explain himself several times, but found that his tongue seemed to be tied.
【Oh my god, boss, you look like you’re constipated!】
【If this isn't a guilty conscience, what is it? Just confirm it!】
【But the host is so awesome, he even dug up all the embarrassing things of the big guys!】
【I say, big brother, you are too desperate to have a child, aren't you? You have even attracted children from the neighboring planet!】
【But don't worry, big brother, our fans are more secretive than air-raid shelters! They will never say anything nonsense!
Zuiyue was teased so much that he wanted to find a hole to crawl into.
He smiled at Shen Can and said,"Master, you are really good at joking! I am just eager to have a child, so please don't make fun of me!"
【But the anchor is really ruthless. After revealing so much explosive information, where can the boss put his face?】
【Hey, if you ask me, just admit your defeat! Anyway, it's done now, there's no point in quibbling!】
【I think the boss should pay him money quickly to keep him quiet, otherwise he might be killed because of this someday!】
【Shut up? With the anchor's character, he wouldn't dare to say anything even if he had ten times the courage! Boss, just forget it!
Shen Can felt that it was almost time to end it.
He coughed lightly and said seriously:"Dear fans, let's stop at the right time. Everyone has some dark history. Just understand."
Zuiyue was immediately pardoned.
He quickly added:"Master is right! I was a little too impatient. Everyone has been young before? Please bear with me. I will not make trouble again in the future!"
【For a man, the most important thing is his attitude when admitting his mistakes! I give full marks to the boss for his sincerity!】
【Okay, okay, stop making things difficult for the big boss. He does this just to have a child. Please be more understanding!】
【Yes, yes, yes. If the big guys really investigate, few of us keyboard maniacs will be able to escape. We should all know our own limitations!】
【After all this talk, why doesn't he want to have a child? 】
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