Shen Can didn't intend to let him go, and continued to expose his shortcomings:"I saw that you were a big eater when you were young, right? When you were three years old, you fought with a dog for shit and almost choked to death. Your parents patted you on the back for a long time."
【My god, a three-year-old is fighting with a dog for food? What a ruthless person!】
【Hahahaha, this rapper has always been a cause of trouble since he was young. I give up!】
【The dog is so pitiful, haha!】
When Zhou Paopi heard Shen Can talking about his embarrassing story again, he wanted to rush up and tear his mouth apart. But
Shen Can remained calm and composed, adding:"But I heard that when you were ten years old, you were even greedier. Your family didn't let you eat meat, so you picked up a rat and roasted it to eat, and you almost poisoned yourself to death."
【Oh my god, they actually eat rats?】
【That thing is full of bacteria and parasites, how can you eat it!】
【Ugh, I’m going to vomit!]
Zhou Paopi was almost driven crazy by shame and anger, and he denied it:
""Shen Can, you bastard! If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will never let you go!" Shen Can snorted coldly and said sarcastically:"Ha, I am telling the truth, why don't you tell everyone what I said is wrong?
Or are you afraid to face it at all? You are not worthy of such a small experience in your childhood, and you have the nerve to rap?"
【The divine fortune teller is so sharp! He silenced this bully with just a few words!】
【This guy has been stripped down to his underwear, but he's still pretending to be the one who matters!】
【So disgusting, stay away from him.】
The audience on the screen were also stunned. Who would have thought that Shen Can could dig up such disgusting childhood memories, one more disgusting than the other.
Zhou Pa Pi is simply a clown. He made a fool of himself without even realizing it.
Zhou Pa Pi was embarrassed and annoyed, gritting his teeth and said:"Shen Can! If you make up stories about me again, do you believe that I will practice freestyle with you?"
Shen Can said slowly:"You secretly watched your father's video, and masturbated your dog, making it roll its eyes and almost die. Your mother chased you for three blocks with a stick. Do you remember?"
【My god! He is so precocious to do this at such a young age!】
【Is this precocious? This is called being wretched since childhood!】
【Bah, scumbag!】
Zhou Paopi was furious when he heard Shen Can reveal his past again:"Shen Can you bastard! Are you talking nonsense to me again?"
Shen Can was unmoved and said sarcastically:"What? What did I say is wrong? Why don't you refute it?"
【Still stubborn, you are a natural rapper, no problem!
Shen Can said meaningfully:"I also heard that when you were in elementary school, you squatted in the corner to poop in front of the whole class, and the teacher punished you to stand outside for a week. That was so funny, you haven't forgotten this, right?"
【Shit! Shit in public?!】
【Hahahaha, I’ve already imagined that embarrassing scene in my mind, and it made me laugh so hard that my head fell off!】
【The toes have dug out a three-bedroom apartment. 】
Zhou Paopi was so ashamed and angry when he heard Shen Can's revelations again that he wished he could evaporate on the spot.
He said viciously:"Shen Can, you liar, no one would believe the nonsense you said! Stop fooling around here!"
Shen Can was not in a hurry and said lightly:"Little rapper, if I was fooling around, why are you so nervous?"
【If what Shen Shen said was all false, why are you so nervous?
Zhou Paopi couldn't argue with Shen Can.
He was so angry that he trembled all over:"Shen Can, don't go too far! I'm not done with you!"
Shen Can said lightly:"The more you do this, the more it proves that I was right."
【What the fortune teller said is so right! This troll should just go to bed, why is he being so annoying?】
【Isn't he embarrassed enough? Will he not stop until his underwear is stripped off?
Shen Can said meaningfully:"Mr. Zhou, you don't believe me? Then why don't you call your mother and ask her if these childhood stories are true or not? If you have the guts, prove it to everyone."
【The fortune teller's trick is really sinister! Force him to ask his parents in public and see how he can deny it!】
【If this guy really dares to fight, he will probably die on the spot! 】 Zhou Pa Pi was a little nervous after hearing what Shen Can said. But Zhou Pa Pi was unwilling to give in under the spotlight. He could only bite the bullet and take out his cell phone. He dialed the fucking number
"Hello, Mom, I want to ask you something."
Zhou Paopi said reluctantly:"Did I...eat dead rats? And...I almost stroked the dog to death?"
The mother on the other end of the phone was speechless when she heard her son asking about these old things. She stammered and said:"Son, this is a dark history from many years ago...Why are you still talking about it?"
【Hahaha, isn't this equivalent to acquiescence? What's the point of quibbling! 】
When Zhou Paopi heard what his mother said, his face suddenly turned as black as the bottom of a pot.
He gritted his teeth and said,"Mom, I just want to ask you, is this shit true? Give me a definite answer!"
The mother sighed helplessly,"Son, let's not talk about eating shit. Mom will clean it up for you afterwards.……"
【Hahahaha, Zhou Paopi is so fucking funny!!】
【Yes, yes, you can still have it after you wash it clean.】
【His mother has a really good memory, she must have been impressed! Zhou Paopi was even more furious when he heard what his mother said. He roared:"Mom! How could you tell anyone about this? This is a family shame, why are you spreading this out?" When the mother heard her son yelling at her, she felt so wronged that she almost cried. She choked up and said:"Son, why didn't you come to see me for so long? Mom... I really miss you.
……"
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