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115: What kind of experience is it for your parents in law to be slapped in the face by their ex wif

115: What kind of experience is it for your parents-in-law to be slapped in the face by their ex-wife?

Then—

Professor Sun came over and thanked Lin Xuan.

In this regard, Lin Xuan just smiled, he felt that it was right to help a scientific researcher like Professor Sun.

"Master Lin, can I buy a few talismans?" Professor Sun asked cautiously.

Lin Xuan smiled: "What do you want?"

"Peace Talisman, Meditation Talisman, Guyuan Talisman..." As soon as Professor Sun opened his mouth, he directly said seven or eight kinds of spiritual talismans.

Lin Xuan smiled: "Okay!"

Next, Lin Xuan began to draw symbols.

The scene of the talisman was broadcast live by the college's 100-inch TV, and thousands of students and professors could see it~.

Most of the students and professors are not fans of Lin Xuan, but after seeing Lin Xuan's glyphs, all of them have straight eyes:

"Fuck, he's so handsome!"

"So there really are immortals in the world?"

"Wuwuwu, my little fresh meat boyfriend is not fragrant in an instant."

"Daoist, let's fall in love..."

Just for a while.

Lin Xuan drew the amulet that Professor Sun needed, and marked the amulet and put it into the sachet.

Professor Sun transferred the money to Lin Xuan by way of reward, and then respectfully said: "Master Lin, I will tell you my address, you can send it to me.

"Don't be so troublesome, you're done!"

Lin Xuan smiled slightly, and while everyone was still in a daze, he stuffed eight sachets containing magic talismans into the left cuff, and sent them over to Professor Sun through the reverse operation of taking objects from the air.

suddenly……

Above Professor Sun's head, eight sachets appeared out of thin air.

"Fuck, fuck, is this teleportation?"

"I f*ck, is this really the real world?"

"Mom, I've traveled through the fantasy world. 99

"Wuwuwu, did you really send things here out of thin air?

"Laozi don't want to learn science, Laozi wants to learn feudal superstition...'

The students have been learning cultural knowledge all the time. When they saw Lin Xuan's method of teleporting things through the air, they were all stunned and scared to pee!

"God... a miracle! 35

Professor Sun sighed for a while before picking up the sachets from the ground.

At this moment.

The other onlookers also came over and said cautiously, "Master, we also want to buy some magic talismans.

These professors are the pillars of the country, and their role is higher than the stars. Lin Xuan himself admires these people very much, so he smiled and nodded: "Okay.

After agreeing.

Lin Xuan continued to draw symbols again, and he could draw a symbol in a few seconds.

A total of more than 100 talismans were drawn and sold to these professors.

Like last time, Lin Xuan still used teleportation this time.

Last time, many students didn't see clearly what was going on with teleportation.

After seeing it clearly this time, everyone was shocked, and even wanted to give up the urge to study metaphysics. After hearing that Lin Xuan was not accepting apprentices, he had no choice but to give up.

The live broadcast itself ends here.

However, after many professors discussed it, they finally introduced Professor Sun as a representative and asked, "Master Lin, we have another question."

"Say!"

Lin Xuan's tone was flat.

Professor Sun looked solemn:

"Our college has just counted, and the number of female students who have passed the false accusation and graduated from graduate school has exceeded 20!"

"We have some professors who are notorious by some girls, lose their jobs, and even go to jail!"

"I want to ask Master Lin, we will not accept girls from now on, or will we accept them according to the situation?"

The voice falls!

Whether it's a live professor.

or many students.

All eyes were on Lin Xuan.

Lin Xuan looked serious: "My suggestion is...don't accept it!

"Not accepting?"

"Is it too much?"

"Among us girls, there are also many people who work hard. 35

"Master Lin, you are a pole, are you going to kill all the girls?

"Hehe, I still liked Master Lin just now, but now I'm off my fans, I'm off my fans."

"Damn, Master Lin, although you are very capable, but your heart is so bad, you are trying to force ordinary girls to death."

The voice fell, and the female students at the scene spit out fragrance.

The professors who asked the question also looked at Lin Xuan in dismay.

Lin Xuan sneered:

"I'm the one who pushed you ordinary girls to death?"

"Or those Li Wantings who framed professors and forced you ordinary girls to die?"

"If there were not many Li Wantings who framed the professor again and again in order to protect the research, the professor would not dare to accept girls?"

'When many Li Wanting framed professors, you ordinary girls don't distinguish the truth from falsehoods, and support Li Wanting only by looking at gender. It is because of you ordinary girls that Li Wanting succeeded in slandering!

"You ordinary girls have been harmed by Li Wantings, instead of eliminating Li Wanting who still exists, you blame the professor for not accepting girls?

"Heh, what about the face?

Finished talking!

The girls in the audience were silent.

The professors nodded in succession:

"Yeah, if it wasn't for the support of ordinary girls, how many waves could those bad students make?"

"In recent years, I have discovered that some female classmates only speak for women, regardless of women, right?"

"Master Lin is right, it's not that we don't want to accept girls, but that there are more and more false accusations such as Li Wanting.

"Hey, it seems that we can only temporarily stop accepting girls, let the girls complete the internal purification of their thoughts, and can distinguish between right and wrong before accepting...

Seeing that the girls in the audience were silent, Lin Xuan said lightly, "I advise you to do it yourself!"

"Crack..."

Lin Xuan said the last sentence.

Just hang up the video.

"Master Lin, well said! 35

"Woooooo, it's in my heart.

"As a girl, I think Master Lin's three views are too righteous.

"That's right. Many girls label themselves weak, but when they support Li Wanting, are they weak?"

"There are also many false accusations in our university, and there are more and more. I hope that Master Lin can have a live broadcast in our college..."

Fans in the live broadcast room chatted and turned the topic to [Man is so difficult].

It is so hard for a man to cheat on his wife, and as a result, he leaves the children and house to his ex-wife, and also pays alimony.

As a result, the children are not as good as dogs where their ex-wife lives, and they can't even pay for school uniforms. The parents-in-law still spread rumors locally, saying that men cheat and don't want children or daughter-in-law.

Now, it's so hard for a man to have called his lawyer, his parents, and his ex-parents-in-law, to prepare for a rape operation!

"Master, have the ex-parents-in-law who are so difficult for men arrive?""

"Master Lin, I should pay attention to this matter, I am looking forward to it.

"Also looking forward to it, his ex-parents-in-law still want a dowry, they just want to eat...

when fans discuss.

Lin Xuan switched the screen to a man so hard.

It was so hard for the man to stand up quickly, pointing to the three people standing beside him and introducing: "Hello, Master!"

"This is my mother. 99

"This is my dad.

"This is lawyer Li."

"I have spoken to my parents and my lawyer."

"Wait for the ex-parents-in-law to come, they're on their way now. 99

The voice just fell.

The door of the cafe was pushed open.

A stout couple walked in, looked around for a while, and then it was very difficult to lock on the man, so they walked over.

The father-in-law looked excited: "Let's agree, although it is a remarriage, the dowry still has to be given!"5

"Give, give!"

It was hard for the man to answer, but he sneered in his heart.

The father, who is so difficult for a man, knew the inside story and sneered: "Why do you need a betrothal gift for remarriage?"

"Humph!

"What do you mean by that?

"The second marriage requires a dowry, so why is there no dowry for remarriage?" The ex-father-in-law looked angry.

The former mother-in-law added with a mean face:

"That's right, girls are precious now."

"There are only boys who can't marry a daughter-in-law. Where can there be girls who can't get married?"

"If it wasn't for your son's death begging Bailai to let us come over, saying that he would give another dowry, we wouldn't be willing to come here."

The man's difficult father sneered and did not continue to speak.

But in the eyes of the father-in-law, this was a sign of softness, and he asked, "How much is your monthly salary now?"

"Including overtime, it's about 20,000 yuan!" The man had a hard time answering.

Father-in-law's eyes lit up: "You... your brother-in-law doesn't have a house yet, or after remarriage, would you lend some money to buy a house for your brother-in-law?

"it is good!"

It's hard for a man to agree.

The mother-in-law lion said: "Husband, what are you talking about?"

"How can I borrow some money?"

"Awei is so talented, his salary will definitely go up.

"Otherwise, this is the case. After you remarry, you will leave the house for your brother-in-law's marriage, and the two of you will buy another set. Anyway, your salary is high.

The father-in-law agreed: "Yes, yes, give the current house to my brother-in-law, and buy another one if your salary is high!"

"Shit, is it so shameless?"

"I have seen shameless, but I have never seen such shameless."

"The faces of the ex-parents-in-law might be as thick as lasagna, right?"

"Tsk tsk tsk, it is estimated that the missile hit the face of the former parents-in-law, at most a hole.

"Hello everyone, I'm Nuwa, I accidentally put too much mud on my face when pinching people..."

Fans spit fragrance in the live broadcast room.

It's so hard for a man to sneer in the center of reality, so in order to prevent his former parents-in-law from becoming suspicious, he put on a hesitant look: "I'll think about it. 35

shuh...

The ex-father-in-law's face turned cold: "What are you thinking about? You want to remarry my daughter without even giving up a house?"

The ex-mother-in-law looked mean: "Awei, you have to have a conscience!"

"My family Lingling didn't have anything to do with his boss, you insisted on divorce her. 35

"After the divorce, how hard it was for her to take care of the children as a girl.

ask for flowers

"Our old couple raised her, can't you make some compensation?""

The ex-father-in-law added fuel to it: "If you don't agree today, this marriage will not be possible!"5

"it is good!

"I promise!"

It's so hard for a man to pretend to agree.

Seeing this, the parents-in-law were overjoyed and wanted to jump up from the sofa.

After negotiating, the father-in-law looked at the lawyer: "Who are you?

"I'm a lawyer." Lawyer Li replied.

The father-in-law was startled: "Why are the lawyers here?

It is very difficult for the man to answer: "I will find my ex-wife to remarry later, and some agreements may be drafted, so I called in advance.

The ex-father-in-law was overjoyed: "Okay, okay, we are now drafting some agreements, saying that as long as we remarry, we will transfer the house to your brother-in-law!"

"Yes, but I have to attach a condition!" The man had a hard time having an idea.

The former father-in-law frowned: "What conditions?"

"If my ex-wife takes good care of my children and doesn't have a new boyfriend, I will give the house to my brother-in-law. 55

"If the ex-wife doesn't take care of the children, and she also has a new boyfriend, you will give me back the 100,000 yuan dowry from the previous marriage!" The man is so good.

The ex-father-in-law looked hesitant: "This..."

The man's eyes suddenly became firm, and he said coldly: "If you don't agree, don't think about the house!

Upon hearing this.

The ex-mother-in-law immediately became anxious, and hurriedly attached her mouth to the ear of the ex-father-in-law:

"Promise, promise, promise first!"

"It is difficult to define whether it is good for children or not. 99

"Even if our daughter has a boyfriend, it will be over if she doesn't admit it!"

After listening to the advice of the former mother-in-law, the former father-in-law gritted his teeth: "Okay, I promise!"

...0

.....

under the witness of a lawyer.

The two sides signed another agreement and signed it!

"Wow hahaha, the good show is about to begin.

"Tsk tsk, these old idiots are still thinking of asking for a house."

"I can figure it out in my head now, what would the expression of this pair of idiots look when they saw their daughter doing gymnastics?"

"Not only will the house not come, but also the dowry money must be returned, and the daughter has to go out of the house.

When the fans are swarming.

The man is so difficult to be in a group, and has already set off for the place where his ex-wife lives.

At this moment, Lin Xuan suddenly made a call: "Hello, Gao Xiufang?"

"Who are you?"

A rough female voice came from the microphone, and it was not a good thing to hear.

"Did your husband travel more frequently in the past six months, and you suspect him to be cheating?" Lin Xuan asked.

The female voice in the microphone suddenly became angry: "Dog thing, I have suspected him for a long time, tell me where he is?

"The address text message has been sent to you!" Lin Xuan said.

The female voice in the microphone was extremely irritable: "I will call the sisters together now and lift the ashes of the pair of dogs and men!"9

"Wow haha, I'm looking forward to it even more.""

"Master Lin is good or bad, I really like it.

"Ex-wives, parents, lawyers, ex-parents-in-law, adulterers, gangsters...it's getting more and more fun.

"How do I feel, this time is more fun than the last family fight, hahaha...

at the same time.

Ex-wife's house.

on the bed.

A bald man is smoking a cigarette.

The fashionable girl looked enchanting: "Lao Liu, do you like me, or do you like your wife?

When he heard the words "wife", the bald man's smoking hand suddenly trembled, and he sighed:

"You weigh less than a hundred."

"I weigh one hundred and four pounds. 35

"My wife weighs 230, who do you think I like? 35

Speaking of this, the bald man showed a painful expression: "It's like driving a tank with my wife, it's so painful."

The fashionable girl giggled: "Give the money!"

"Why do you want money again, didn't your ex-husband give it to you? The bald man frowned.

The fashionable woman pouted: "I lost all mahjong games.

"...

"Alipay received 2,000 yuan!"

The bald man took a puff of cigarette: "I'll transfer you two thousand first, and your child will pay for the school uniform, it's pathetic.

"Poor? If you feel pitiful, take that oil bottle to your house to raise it, otherwise you won't be here to teach my mother to do things." The fashionable woman sneered.

The bald man was scolded and waved his hand quickly: "If I bring a child back, my tank won't be able to run over me?"

"..."

at this time.

The bedroom door suddenly opened.

The fashionable woman was furious and scolded: "Little bastard, didn't I tell you? When the old lady is sleeping with a man, don't...

Before the fashionable girl finished scolding, she became sluggish, because she found that the person who opened the door was not her son, but her parents, her ex-husband, and the lawyer hired by her ex-husband when she divorced!

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