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158: As the king of involution, why not take foreigners?

"Woooooo, please!"

"Master Lin, what can I do?"

"That's right, I don't want to get married either, but my family is always urging me.

"I don't want to pay a high dowry, and I don't want to buy a house independently, but what can I do?"

"I got married five years ago, and I have to pay off my mortgage until I'm 65 years old. I work overtime every day to support the mortgage. I don't even know if I can live to 65 years old, fuck!""

"Master Lin, give me a way..."

a time.

The fans in the live broadcast room, like Hezhou, hope that Lin Xuan can give a solution.

Lin Xuan smiled slightly: "Water friends, do you know why this situation happened? 35

"I don't know..." Fans responded in succession.

Lin Xuan begins to explain:

"In fact, there is a lot of pressure in this society right now."

"There's pressure on men, and there's pressure on women."

"But many women, through marriage, transfer that pressure to men."

"Have you ever seen a pig slaughtering banquet in the countryside? Many men are like pigs. They cut a knife for a house, a knife for decoration, a knife for furniture, a knife for a car, a knife for a bride price, a knife for a banquet, a knife for three golds, a knife for change, and a knife for passing the door... ... all slashed."

"A man's meat is limited. 35

"Even if the man is dismantled, it will not be able to withstand so many knives.

"So, at this time, the man's parents came on stage to help buy a house, buy a car, and give out dowry gifts."

"In the beginning, there were only a few parents to help their children, but the appetite of women is getting bigger and bigger, and the parents of the man can't satisfy the greed."

"So, there are six wallets."

“First grandparents, then grandparents. 35

"Get married and put all the blood of the family."

"Wuwuwu, Master Lin, please stop talking.

"It's heartbreaking, it's heartbreaking, and it's more and more similar to the pig slaughtering feast in the countryside. 35

"I thought I was a clown, but I didn't think I was a pig, woohoo.

"Damn, where is the love, Laozi is not married, Laozi also wants to be an exquisite man."

"It's decided, no matter how my parents urge me, I'll be a mangy dog, but I won't find a woman. I'm really a clever little ghost."

"Master Lin, you only said the reason, hurry up and say the solution.

"Yes, yes, Master Lin quickly tell me how to solve it..."

Fans in the live broadcast room asked questions one after another.

Lin Xuan smiled slightly and said lightly: "The only way to solve the problem is to find out the reason!"5

"The Xia people are the most famous king of involution in the world.

"In order to continue the incense, the people of Xia can endure the pain that foreigners can't bear."

"For example, foreigners can never understand why Xia Guo's parents don't enjoy life, but leave their money to the next generation.

"For example, foreigners can't understand. In order to get admitted to a good university, high school students in Xia will automatically study until the early morning, and then study early the next day."

"..."

"Why don't you all go out?

"Women get married just to see if you are handsome, how rich you are, and whether you have a sense of responsibility.

"Men in Xia have a hard-working heart, they can make money no matter where they go, and their sense of responsibility is number one in the world."

"As for the problem of being handsome, it's better to solve it. Take care of your skin, do a hairstyle, and put on a handsome dress. You all believe that you are so handsome.

"And foreign men."

"Oh, everyone can see it.

"Many foreign stars grew up in single-parent families.

"As for why single-parent families grew up, everyone must be very clear, because the man slapped his butt and ran away."

"Since Xia Guo's men are so good, why don't they marry foreign girls?"

As soon as this word comes out!

The live broadcast room is directly boiling.

"Yes, Master Lin is right."

"Wuwuwu, you're right, we are the king of involution."

"I came to study abroad in college, and foreigners really couldn't understand that when we were in high school, we would study until two or three in the morning.

"I have lived in the United States for more than ten years, and I can prove that what Master Lin said is true, the proportion of foreign single-parent families is really high.

"Hello everyone, I'm an image designer, I'm studying image design for men, but now I'm doing image design for women, because doing image design for men can starve me to death, I suggest the majority of male compatriots to design images, Your handsome will shock yourself to the

"Hello water friends, I'm abroad now, and my daughter-in-law is from a foreign country. We don't need betrothal gifts and garages, we all struggled together..."

a time.

The live broadcast room is constantly popping up.

In addition to the supported barrages, there are many hesitant barrages:

"Master Lin, I also want to go abroad, but I can't speak foreign languages."

"Wuwuwu, I didn't go because I didn't know any foreign language. 55

"If it wasn't for a foreign language, I would have gone there long ago."

"Not only foreign languages, but I'm also afraid of different living habits."

"Master Lin, is there a good solution for foreign languages ​​and living habits?

There are also many female fans in the live room.

Many female fans are supporters of bride price gifts and garages paid by men.

When these supporters saw that Lin Xuan asked Xia Guo boys to go abroad to find girlfriends, they immediately became anxious:

"Master Lin, how can you do this?"

"Master Lin, it's not good, it's better for the natives."

"Master Lin, what are you doing called personnel affairs? My mother wants to beat you."

"Grass, if I hadn't been afraid of your curse, I'd be swearing now..."

Lin Xuan ignored the female fans who supported men to come out of the caravan, but said to the fans in the live broadcast room: "Hehe, you can't speak foreign languages, do you want me to teach you?"5

"You just need to think about whether it is difficult to learn a foreign language or to empty six wallets.

"If you don't feel burdened with emptying your six wallets, treat it as if I didn't say it. 35

"And our last live broadcast, didn't Alice take out a translator?"9

"A translator costs a few hundred dollars, and basically you can communicate without barriers.

"As for living habits, this is even more of a joke."

"You can even keep cats and dogs of different species, but why can't people from different regions get along?"

As soon as this word comes out.

Full of laughter!

"Pfft, hahaha. 99

"Master Lin is right, how can I get along with people from different species, but not with people from different regions?

"It's decided, pack up now, buy a translator first, and then immediately transfer to Vietnam."

"Go to Vietnam to dry your hair, go to Blackland, where the girls are white, beautiful, long legs, and all of them have a high degree of education. 99

"Agree, but Master Lin, have we married a foreign daughter-in-law or a foreign brother in our live studio now?"5

"Yes, I suspect that Master Lin deceived me to go abroad again, can you connect a brother who is in a foreign country and let us see?

"Connect foreign brother +1!

"+10086..."

a time.

The male fans in the live broadcast room were in full swing with joy.

However, some of the female fans who support the bride price and the garage from the man are the yin and yang of the barrage:

"Hehe, don't be ashamed.

"That is, if you can't get a wife in your own country, foreign girls can like it."5

"If foreign girls can like it, wouldn't they be kneeling and picking up junk?"

"Hahaha, let them dream, foreign girls will definitely not ignore them later..."

Fans on both sides of the live broadcast room were arguing with enthusiasm.

Lin Xuan smiled slightly: "Okay, I'll connect with another netizen in a foreign country."5

Lin Xuan's eyes locked on a nickname [Tianya Fangcao].

"..."

Video invitation.

video connection.

connection succeeded.

Appearing in the camera is a young man with a height of 1.7 meters and a medium appearance.

This kind of young man can't be found in the Xia Kingdom if he is thrown into the crowd, it is simply too ordinary.

But in this young man's arms, he was holding a white-skinned girl in her twenties. This girl's appearance is very high, and her figure is also thin where she should be thin, and where she should be warped:

"..."

Foreign girls greet everyone in Chinese, which they are not familiar with.

"Wow, goddess. 35

"Wow, it's so beautiful.

"Isn't this my wife? Why did my wife come here?"

"Looking at this girl's face value and figure, and thinking about the girl I'm chasing now, I'm just chasing a piece of shit.

"Goodbye, brothers, I'll book a flight now, and buy a translator when I get there. Don't ask why, I just can't wait..."

The live broadcast room was extremely hot.

Lin Xuan's eyes also turned to Tianya Fangcao: "Friends, let me introduce you to everyone. 35

The young man whose nickname is Tianya Fangcao smiled embarrassedly: "Hello, Master Lin, I'll give you a brief introduction."

"I am an international student in Hackerland."

"The men here, I don't mean all, but a large part."

"They are all drunk at the moment, and most of them have no plans for the future. They just live every day and don't want to work overtime. 35

"As for the men in our Xia Kingdom, it's the complete opposite.

"We Xia Guo men are very responsible, very hardworking, and have plans for the future, so they are very popular."

Speaking of this, Tianya Fangcao suddenly smiled awkwardly: "I'm not afraid of everyone's jokes when I say it, I'm basically not liked by girls in China, and if I send messages to girls, they don't care about me.

"But it's different here, as long as I send a message, the girls will reply.

"And many girls will take the initiative to contact me when they know that I am from Xia."

"Like in China, there are also rural areas here. We have a rural girl here who married a student from Xia Guo, and she gets a lot of gifts every year."

"Then, girlfriends introduce girlfriends, relatives introduce relatives, and girls in their villages are basically married to our Xia Kingdom. 99

"As for language, it's actually not that difficult. 99

"I just started using a translator, and after getting along for a few years, I can basically communicate without barriers.

"However, there are negative examples."

In the end, Tianya Fangcao's face was a little ugly.

"What negative example? Tell me now?"

"Wouldn't the negative example be that a man from the Xia country was looking for a girl and was beaten by a boy from our country?"

"Yes, yes, brother, hurry up, I can't help it anymore.

"Although I don't have the guts to yell at Master Lin, I still have the guts to yell at you, and it's very big.

"Come on, or we're going to spit fragrance..."

At the urging of many fans.

Tianya Fangcao hesitated for a while before standing up: "Forget it, I can't explain clearly, I'll show you guys!

Talking room!

Tianya Fangcao took his foreign girlfriend and walked into a clinic beside him.

On the bed of the small clinic, there was a boy from Xia Guo, who was less than 1.7 meters tall and had a lean body.

If Tianya Fangcao's appearance is average, the boy lying on the hospital bed is a little bit down in appearance, and can even be classified as ugly.

04!

The boy was lying on the bed with a bruised nose and a swollen face, and his left arm was still in a plaster cast.

'." Holy crap, what's going on? 35

"Could it be that she was flirting with a foreign girl and was beaten?"

"I f*ck, I'm so cruel, I just broke my arm?"

"I was just about to go to Hackerland to find a girl, and now I have put down the luggage compartment, after all, life is important. 99

"I'm calling 10086 now to get my ticket refunded, is there still time?

"Brother, are you telling me, is it because you were beaten for flirting with a girl?

Tianya Fangcao nodded: "Yes!

As soon as this word comes out!

The female fans in the live broadcast room who supported men to buy cars and houses for the bride price were instantly boiling:

"Hahaha, well done.

"This is the fate of finding foreign girls."

"Fuck, it looks like this, so I'm embarrassed to find foreign girls?"

"Go, aren't you looking for foreign girls, what airline tickets to refund, and what luggage to put.

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, I can't even find a girl in a familiar country, and you still want to go outside?"5

Just when these female fans were laughing wildly, a new change took place in the live broadcast room.

Tianya Fangcao smiled awkwardly: "Everyone is wrong, this guy was beaten because he stepped on a few boats. 35

"This product is in China, and I haven't even held a girl's hand."

"But after coming here to study, because of his hard-working appearance, several girls have a good impression of him at the same time. 35

"It's okay to be with a girl, but this guy is too tight in the country, as long as there is a girl who likes him, he will not refuse.

"I just met the parents with Alina the day before yesterday."

"Yesterday, another hacker, Lan, came to him by plane from a distant city, and ended up seeing Alina and his father.

"Alina's father was so angry that he beat the guy on the spot and broke his arm."

"Because the goods are too poor, they can only see a doctor in the clinic.""

"I'm also a student from Xia Guo, so I came to see him.""

As soon as this word comes out!

Fans in the live broadcast room were instantly stunned.

"No, no, no, how many boats are you still riding like this?

"Hahaha, this guy is definitely a single dog for a lifetime in China. When he goes outside, not only does he not cherish it, but he also messes around?

"The scumbag, everyone gets it and punishes him. We must resolutely crack down on this scumbag, and we must not let him ruin the image of a man in our Xia country."

"Yes, yes, we must resolutely crack down on scumbags. I suddenly decided not to refund Hacker Lan's ticket. 99

"Are you just not refunding the ticket? Laozi is already boarding the plane with his suitcase in hand.

Male fans carnival.

Some female fans are sneering:

"Hehe, you'll be happy.

"Master Lin, if you invite actors, can't you hire someone more handsome?"

"This guy in bed is not even qualified to be my spare tire. If anyone believes this kind of thing can find a girlfriend in Hackerland, I will eat shit upside down."

"Hey, Master Lin is crazy, they are crazy too, they are all dreaming.

"Is it difficult to move bricks, or is it difficult to add more classes, making you dream here?

"Have you saved enough dowry gifts every day? Have you bought a house? Have you bought a car? If you can't do it, hurry up to work overtime and stop talking shit."

Just when some female fans in the live broadcast room were arrogant.

Three people suddenly walked in from the small clinic.

On the left is a small and exquisite girl with red and swollen eyes.

On the right is a tall 1.7+, white-skinned, long-legged girl.

In the middle is a strong, bear-like middle-aged uncle.

The skinny monkey youth with a plaster cast on his arm immediately trembled and trembled when he saw the middle-aged uncle: "Uncle, are you here?

The middle-aged uncle gave the skinny monkey a blank look, picked up the translator and pointed to the tall girl, and then pointed to the lower girl:

"Li, do you like my Alina or Daisy?"

PS: Thank you [zt876556] for the twenty reminder tickets!

The flower review votes voted by our readers have been updated, but when I saw 20 urging votes, I was moved all of a sudden. Don't want Chapter 3, today's update is 15,000!

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