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164: Netizens in the island country are stunned, what's the situation?

164: Netizens in the island country are stunned, what's the situation?

Master Lin Xuan?

Why does this name sound familiar? Jiang Yunxiao is a little puzzled.

But Jiang Yunxiao suddenly reacted, isn't this the fortune-telling celebrity who has been very popular on the Internet recently?

Jiang Yunxiao showed a shocked expression, and his heart was even more turbulent. He thought that Lin Xuan was a small Internet celebrity who relied on the script to make a big name, but he didn't expect the other party to be a master with real skills!

it turns out……

Can even a Category 5 typhoon be removed?

This level of terrifying supernatural power, can't it be comparable to the ancient masters?

Thinking of this, Jiang Yunxiao suddenly remembered that Lin Xuan's briefing was sent by his subordinates earlier.

According to the briefing, Lin Xuan said in the live broadcast that he can solve the problem of depleted spiritual energy, and if it can be changed, the history of practitioners will be rewritten!

"hiss……"

Jiang Yunxiao, the director of the God and Ghost Chief, once again took a breath of cold air.

After calming down, Jiang Yunxiao thought for a while before saying, "Thank some Master Lin for me, I will visit him someday!

"it is good!"

Deng Yuanchang agreed, then looked at Lin Xuan and put on a respectful expression:

"Master Lin. 35

"We, Chief Jiang, let me thank you on behalf of the Gods and Ghosts Bureau.

"In the near future, he will visit Tianji Mountain in person, and by the way, thank you for your efforts in this natural disaster.

Lin Xuan chuckled: "Well, I'm going to join the party first!"

"Master Lin, walk slowly!"

Deng Yuanchang bowed and saluted, and his words and deeds were full of reverence.

After Lin Xuan left, the first building of Bodhidharma looked over with a look of astonishment and couldn't wait to ask:

"How is it, how is it?"

"That is a fifth-level typhoon, Master Lin really solved it?"

The headmaster of the Tianshi Mansion also looked horrified: "You mean...with the power of one person, Master Lin, the fifth-level typhoon has been diverted? 35

Seeing the horrified expressions of the two bosses, Deng Yuanchang nodded heavily: "Exactly, this matter has been confirmed by Director General Jiang Yunxiao! 35

""

The headmaster of Tianshi Mansion showed a shocked expression, and couldn't help but gasped.

Their Tianshi Mansion prides itself on being the first in Taoism, and he doesn't like Bodhidharma Academy, the Bureau of Gods and Ghosts, or the Sect of God.

But even so, they can't do anything about the Earth Dragon, the big typhoon, the big snow disaster... such a wide range of natural disasters.

did not expect!

Never thought.

Such a huge disaster.

Was it settled by Lin Xuan alone?

Moreover, he had just privately looked at Lin Xuan's bone age with his heavenly eyes, and it was indeed eighteen years old.

An eighteen-year-old boy has such tyrannical strength, and thinking about it, he is already in his sixties as a headmaster.

Comparing the two, at his age, he almost lived as a dog!

"..."

The headmaster of Tianshi Mansion sighed, and the Taoist heart was hit.

He decided to return to the Tianshi Mansion, and handed over the position of headmaster to his younger brother, and he and the ancestors of all dynasties went to Sanqingdong to do ascetic cultivation.

the other side!

The head of the Dharma Academy also widened his eyes in shock.

He was robbed of a few treasures by Lin Xuan today, and once he passed Deng Yuanchang and Zhangjiao today, he would definitely spread the rumors everywhere.

This means that Lin Xuan slapped their Bodhidharma in the face. He originally wanted to go to Moyundong to invite out the first of those who had retreated in the past, and killed Lin Xuan to regain the face of Bodhidharma.

18......

Seeing that Lin Xuan had taken care of the Category 5 typhoon, the Bodhidharma Academy was the first to admit that he was false.

Fortunately, there were no harsh words before, otherwise Lin Xuan would kill Moyun Cave, the first retreat in history, and their first shot in history would not necessarily kill Lin Xuan.

Back then, it wasn't just a loss of face!

Shaking his head, the first Dharma House hurriedly walked back.

at the same time.

A TV station in the island country is doing a variety show.

The title of this variety show is "How much will Xia Guofumen lose?"

The host is Yamashima Noo, who is well-known in the island country, and the audience is an 18th-tier star and some passers-by.

Yamajima Nofu: "You know, now that the fifth-level typhoon has landed on Xia Guofumen, let's guess what the result of Fumen will be! 995

"In terms of the number of deaths, at least five thousand, right?"

"No, no, at least 10,000. After all, there are many people in Xia, hahaha."

"That's right, the people of our island country are of high quality, more than 5,000 people died in the ancient Wudu, and at least 10,000 people died in the Xia country.

"Hahaha, although I should mourn the disaster in the neighboring country, I just can't help but want to laugh, hahaha.

"Don't laugh, don't laugh, I think their economic loss should be more than 200 billion US dollars.

"Their economic development has been very good these years, and even God can't stand it, haha.

"Yes, yes, God doesn't want Xia Guo to develop..."

Just when these people were joking.

The program team suddenly broke into a panicked young man.

As soon as the young man rushed in, he shouted in the island language: "No, no, no, a fifth-level typhoon is blowing towards our island country! 35

As soon as this word comes out!

The host was dumbfounded.

The guests below all laughed:

"Hahaha, this show works well.

"Inada-kun, are you imitating the Xia people of Fumen?"

"I have to say that Inada-kun's imitation of the people of Xia is really similar. 35

"..."

Just when the guests were still joking, a young man named Rice Field grabbed the host's neckline and roared with a ferocious expression: "It's not the program effect, open the dynamic picture of the typhoon! 99

"47,47."

The host's face changed, and he seemed to realize something, when the big screen was about to be switched to the detection screen of the fifth-level typhoon.

Then……

A scene that shocked everyone present happened.

I saw that Feng Xuan, representing the fifth-level typhoon, was blowing straight towards their island country.

"This...is this fake?"

"Does the show work? It's too scary, isn't it?""

"It's a joke, and it's not funny at all."

"As we all know, the big typhoon is already approaching Fumen, how can it come to the island country again..."

Just when these people were shocked, they heard the rapid and dense sound of horns coming from downstairs.

Many guests panicked immediately, and ran to the windows to look down, only to see blocked cars everywhere on the street.

One by one.

The whole street was jammed with cars.

Everyone wanted to flee the city, and seeing the road blocked, many even abandoned their cars and ran for their lives.

In just a short while, everyone abandoned their cars and fled for their lives, and the crowded people blocked the streets again.

At first glance!

A doomsday scene.

at the same time.

Xia Guo is another scene.

The official has announced the news that the fifth-level typhoon has receded.

Chinese people on various social media cried with joy and took to the streets to celebrate:

"Go, go. 35

"God bless China, hahaha. 99

"All I can say is, well done.

"Maybe there really is a god who is protecting our Xia Kingdom."

"Big brother, you have to be more confident and remove the possibility. If there is no protection from the gods, why did the typhoon land immediately and evacuate again?"

Just when everyone was celebrating, there was another explosive news!

After the fifth-level typhoon Nosi left Fumen, it went straight to the island country named Kowu again.

Thinking of the comments made by netizens in the island country before gloating over the misfortune, the people of Xia country celebrated with their crowns and lobsters under beer.

After a while, all the chaos on the Internet is the chaos that occurred in the island country of Kobu and surrounding cities on the eve of the arrival of the fifth-level typhoon.

Seeing these chaos, a small number of Xia people were overjoyed:

"Hahaha, well done."

"Damn, wasn't it very arrogant before?

"Tsk tsk tsk, doesn't it mean that the islanders are of high quality? Why did they block the road when they were running for their lives?

"I f*ck, I don't even want a car in order to escape, and the intersection can be blocked by crowded people? It's said that the quality is very high?"

"Wa hahaha…."

after one day.

A deserted street somewhere in the magic city.

There were only three people on the street, a boy, a young woman, and a child.

The young woman was walking on the road with her child, but the child was looking around.

Suddenly, the child saw a young man walking towards the wall, but he was still walking inside, and he couldn't help thinking that this man was a fool?

But the next moment, the child was stunned.

Because when he saw the young man, he lifted his foot and walked in through the wall!

The child looked bewildered, and hurriedly shouted: "Mom, mom, a brother just walked in through the wall.

...... ask for flowers...  

"You B-boy, you know how to scare the old lady when you have nothing to do, how can people walk in through the wall?" The young woman reprimanded twice with a dark face.

The child opened his eyes wide: "Really, really, there really is a brother who walks in through the wall!" The little boy pointed at the wall and answered with a certain expression on his face.

"Oh shit!"

"Don't put on the roof for three days?"

"You haven't been beaten for a few days, so you learned to scare your mother?"

Seeing that the child was disobedient, the young woman immediately became angry and "slapped it on the child's ass...

actually.

The child was not mistaken.

A boy did walk into the wall just now.

And that boy was Lin Xuan who came to attend the trade fair.

The reason why I walked in through the wall was that it was not a wall at all, but a door with a blind eye.

Enter the door.

Twenty people were already inside.

However, there are some old people inside, all looking upwards in their fifties.

If you look at bone age, except for a few people in their 60s or 70s, others are in their teens, or even more than a hundred years old.

Seeing Lin Xuan coming, these people just glanced at him lightly, just looked at his age and didn't care anymore, chatting in groups of three or five.

And most of these cultivators and seniors chatted with the same person, namely: Mr. Mingjing!

"Hey, things haven't been going well in recent years, and I really want Mr. Mingjing to give me a guess."

"Thinking about the reason why I was able to embark on the path of cultivation, Mr. Mingjing gave me a fortune-telling and pointed out a famous path.

"My longevity has already arrived, and the reason why I can live to be two hundred years old is that Mr. Mingjing showed me a bright path.

"It's a pity, it's a pity that Mr. Mingjing can't be counted now.""

"Hey, it's really a pity..."

When these senior practitioners mentioned Mr. Mingjing, they were both melancholy and lamented.

Seeing this, Lin Xuan also became a little curious about Mr. Spiegel, so he opened the book without words to check the so-called Mr. Spiegel.

Do not check do not know.

A look startled.

This Mr. Jingjing turned out to be a figure of the last Qing Dynasty.

Now he is more than 200 years old, and Mr. Mingjing's hexagram skills can be described as invincible in the world.

Whether it's birth, old age, sickness or death.

Or the future and destiny of marriage, funeral, marriage...

In a word, Mr. Spiegel has nothing to do with it, and nothing to do with it.

However, just fifty or sixty years ago, Mr. Spiegel miscalculated for an ordinary person.

It caused the death of the entire family of ordinary people.

In the end, the fortune-teller turned into a ghost to entangle Mr. Mirror, indicating that Mr. Mirror did fortune-telling and harmed others. From then on, Mr. Mirror stopped fortune-telling.

suddenly……

The door opened, and a ray of light came in from the outside.

An old man with an immortal style walked into the room, and on the neck of the old man was riding a young man with a ferocious face.

When everyone saw the old man who was immortal, they all gathered around to say hello:

"Hello, Mr. Spiegel!"

"I have seen Mr. Mingjing.

"How is Mr. Mingjing doing lately?

"Master, can you give me a divination?"

"Yeah, can the old man also give me a fortune-telling and help me find a chance."

"Master Mingjing, I would like to offer a thousand-year-old yellow essence, can you help me with a divination...

Just when everyone asked Mr. Mingjing for a divination, the young man who was riding on Mr. Mingjing's neck immediately cursed with a vicious expression:

"roll roll roll!"

"You guys know hammers?"

"Mr. Mingjing can't count fortunes, he is a big liar at all!"

"I originally had a wealthy family, but it was because I listened to Mr. Mingjing's hexagram that I ended up in ruins."

"My parents are dead, my daughter-in-law and children are dead, and I am also dead, so I became a ghost to haunt him, and let him stop doing fortune-telling and harming others!""

After being reprimanded by the ghost on the neck for a while.

Mr. Mingjing showed an embarrassed expression: "I'm laughing, everyone is laughing, the people I killed are ruined, and I don't dare to count anymore.

"Mr. Mingjing, you are not bad!"

At this moment, Lin Xuan suddenly spoke with a playful expression.

shhhhhh...

Just for a moment.

Dozens of eyes in the field fell on Lin Xuan.

Mr. Mingjing looked over and said, "Little brother, thank you for your kindness, but I did cause people's families to be destroyed, and I am ashamed of the name of the Gua master. 99

Lin Xuan smiled and looked at the ghost who was pestering Mr. Mingjing: "You lied!"

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